The rest of the world. The olympics where athletess push themselves to the limits while the rest of us sit at home on the couch judging them. Oh, i wouldnt have land like that, yeah. Your foot should always be straight. laughter and theres good news for the u. S. America won the first gold medal of the games. Ginny thrasher a rising softmore won the first gold medal more shooting. Trevor an american teenager won the first gold medal for shooting. Usually the news that starts with teen shooter doesnt usually end that well. Although americans winning for shooting is a little on the nose, like canada winning the gold medal for politely holding the door open for you. A little too obvious. The magic comes at the most unexpected moments. Egypt and italy playing beach volleyball. I dont know if you can guess which country is which con. Its like theyre playing strip volleyball and italy is getting their ass kicked. It is good to see good images comes out of brazil and the olympics. The public has been expecting a bleep show in the olympics. They have not disappointed. Australias coach pulled his swimmers from the pool after the water turned soupy. Trevor im sorry, the water turned soupy . Soupy is never a good word for anything, even for soup laughter thats not something you ever want to hear. Hows the chicken noodle today . Its soupy ill have the salad. Oh, and heres another word you dont want to hear at the olympics crimey. Jiu jitsu star jason lee was robbed by armed men in in uniform. What did you guys get up to yesterday . I got mugged. This blais is pleep. Trevor you dont get to blame brazil because your selfdefense let you doin. And you know what . This is the problem i have with martial arts. It was pretty cool until guns. Now it doesnt work anymore, its outdated. Heeia heeia heeia heeia is all my money and master card sure, you can have my apple watch as well what did you think of the jiu jitsu job . Street fighter reference was a little dated. Ill look at it. Hes really feeding the bit. Wont stop. Trevor you know i can hear you. Hes talking to himself. Hes definitely rattled. More importantly, i think the foreign accent is a little distracting, does the routine need that . Rory, i couldnt agree more. The im a South African is a little much. If i were trevor youre nowhere near trevor. Dont you bleep vacuums. Vacuum, singular. I never stray, at least while shes under warranty. Looks like hes headed to the desk now. Lets watch. Trevor all right, moving on. Now, everyone who is currently at the olympics is hoping to leave brazil with this thing, but everyone is afraid theyre actually going to leave with this thing. laughter now, in the past few month the zika infection rate in brazil has gone down but seems like thats because zika decided to take its act on the road. For the first time, evidence of zika spread by mosquitoes here in the u. S. There are now 17 cases locally transmitted of zika in south florida, includes at least 14 in miamis wynwood neighborhood. Trevor wow, you realize that number would have been higher if everyone in miami didnt know salsa because that dance is basically just rhythmically checking for mosquitoes. Thats all that is. Thats all that is. And now applause and now that zika set up shop in florida, the disease turned from a thirdworld issueo a firstworld problem and not in a hashtag kind of way. This is real. Politics and politicians are getting involved and its reminding us its not just mosquitoes that suck. Marco rubio tells politico that he does not believe a pregnant woman infected with a zika virus should have the right to an abortion even if she believed the child would be born with microcephaly. Ah, little marco. Can i be honest with you guys . Audience yes. Trevor i dont understand how any man thinks that he has the right to dictate to a woman what they should do with their body. cheers and applause i dont understand it. Because men know nothing about what its like to be a woman. We dont. Were dumb bleep when it comes to that. So why do men always get to make laws about Womens Health issues . Its almost like imagine if black people were the only ones who could decide whether white people were allowed to use sunscreen. That wouldnt make sense. White people would be, like, what do black people know about getting sun burnt . Black people are, i know what you sayin, alls im saying is im pro melanin. applause i wish a giant mosquito would bleep rubio and leave him with a zika baby. Well see how much he is believing in those laws. He is glowing, though, nice. Turns out, little marco is just part of a bigger problem. Congress failed to pass a zika funding bill. The white house originally asked for 1. 9 billion for zika prevention and the house passed a 1. 1 billion measure in june but the bill died in the senate among partisan squabbling. Trevor are you serious . The c. D. C. And the white house told congress they need 1. 9 billion to fight zika and then the republicans replied, well, well give you half. This is a disease, not a yard sale. laughter i realize why congress is not so keen on fighting zika because congress is just like mosquitoes themselves bloodsucking parasites no one likes with little legs no, wait. Let me start again. They use buzz words and they okay, wait. Um. Ooh looks like he strained a metaphor there. Definitely had trouble sticking the landing. Noah attempting a satirical comparing between congress and mosquitoes. That whole routine had a high degree of difficulty. Well, not that high. You hate to see. This you know what you might like to see . I got photos of the hot little vacuum cleaner last night. Take a look. 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It was 80. 5 million when president obama took office, an increase of 14 Million People. So, lets see, 14 million more people are now outside the workforce, but much of that has nothing to do with unemployment. Its because our older baby boomers are retiring, almost 10,000 retirees every day. So although the statement is true, trump is ignoring the realities of aging, so i give this statement a john travolta. laughter heres another criticism trump had to have the obamaclinton economy. Nearly 12 Million People have been added to the food stamp and these people are growing and its growing so rapidly since president obama took office. Okay, first of all, food stamp rolls did go up, mostly because of the recession which obama in inherited from bush. But trump says the numbers are still growing rapidly while, in reality, the number of people on food stamps has declined in the last three years. So this claim mostly is false. Trump competently says its growing but its all shrinking so this gets one whiskey dick. cheers and applause yeah. Lets move on to trumps economic plans. First, tax reform. Finally, no family will have to pay the death tax. American workers have paid taxes their whole lives, and they should not be taxed again at death. Its just plain wrong, and most people agree with that. applause we will repeal it. Yes, American Workers do pay taxes throughout their careers, and americans can be taxed when they die, but the only folks who actually pay a state tax or death tax, as pay estate tax or death tax are those with estates worth more than 5. 4 million, meaning that that tax has no impact on 99. 8 of americans. So what trump is talking about is technically true, but irrelevant to almost everyone. I give this one coworker talking mon stop about cross fit. applause i dont care how many kettle bell swings your tiny body can do, ronny. I gave birth this year. Thank you. 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Its amazing its a job. Its crazy. You have a great job, too. Trevor not as much fun. Ours is definitely bert than yours. Trevor i wish i could wear a dress and sing like that. Sometimes the crew people walk by and theyre, like, you guys just want to dress up like princesses. Trevor another period is a show i mean, it efeels like its sort of like the kardashians meets downton abbey. Yeah. Its placed in 1902 in america and were basically these rich socialites trying to get famous. Like the real housewives of newport. Trevor what always fascinates me when i watch is there is no famous back then. There is no tv or nothing. Thats why its hard to become famous. You have to get someone to paint your portrait with your ankles showing. There were basically two with famous women, Harriet Tubman and Eleanor Roosevelt oh, and helen keller. You had to do something really big. But our characters think they should just be famous because. Thats just instinct, people want to be known. Trevor but known for doing something most of the time. No, we want to be known for being famous for knotting. Dont you find that weird, though . Its weird but were pioneers. Trevor what are you famous for . Im famous for being famous. Its like the chicken and the egg. How did you become famous . For being famous. Its a great job, to be honest. Trevor it is. I watch it and the profanity is beautiful, especially in the manner you placed it. Its very classy, tasteful profanity. Many jokes about posterior ramming that is that was a song about trevor anal. You can say anal. I was going to say getting bleep in the ass. Trevor oh, yeah, you can say that as well. Yeah, you can say awful that. Were on you can say all of that. Were on the same network. That was scott joplin coming and we were pitching him our song. Hes like a kanyeesque character. Trevor the kanye of 1902 . Yeah, and hes got a girlfriend kind of in a burqa type thing except with cleavage and he has his cam. You have to watch the show. Trevor im fascinated by youre making this show and there is obviously kanye people that youve invented because there were no kanye types back then you dont know that. Trevor that could make music for themselves and get paid . laughter yeah, and then also but youve also done research. Weve done research. The show takes place in newport, rhode island, and the more research we do, the more fascinating how cyclical everything is. This show 100 years ago, there was no income tax. People were so rich, they were living like rappers. Trevor they were living like rappers tits american version of downton abbey. These people had so much money. I think at one time carnegie had more money than america. Trevor wow. They were billionaires in 1902 because they didnt pay income tax. Once they introduced the income tax in 1912 or 1915, then people were, like, oh, we cant have 65 servants and weve got to move out of these homes. Trevor yet, ironically, thats where weve gotten back to now is these people have found a way not to pay income tax and they have servants again. Whats the craziest thing you discovered when doing research for the show . One thing i didnt realize is female rights. Women were actually not allowed to read collegelevel books because they thought it would shrink their ovaries. Trevor who thought that . Men just said that so women would be afraid to read. Women were afraid to exercise because they said theyd get bicycle face. laughter women thought her face would freeze and stay that way. Trevor which way . Like, you know, on a bicycle trevor how fast are they going on these bicycles . laughter i dont know, they just didnt want them to travel. We read a thing about a woman who didnt feel like moving to chicago with her husband and he had her committed to an insane asylum. Until she agreed. And once she agreed to move, hes, like, okay, you can let her out. Women, do you think this is funny or sad trevor its comedy but at the same time its, like, this is the saddest thing. But then women got to vote and weve come a long way. Everything is equal and its completely better. Trevor i think you guys are rewriting history. You are amazing. Thanks for coming to the show. Thanks for being here. Super funny show, craziest thing youve ever seen on tv. Another period here on Comedy Central wednesdays 10 00 p. M. Natasha leggero and Riki Lindhome cheers and applause cheers and applause hey i like your ride. I just wanted to let you know. You can save a ton by switching to progressive, just like squirrel here. We offer great discounts, like responsible rider, paid in full, and homeowners. Making us number one in motorcycle insurance. Isnt this romantic. It was. Going the distance to save you more. Now, thats progressive. Just when you think you know what a computer is. You see a keyboard that can just, get out of the way. And a screen you can touch. 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