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From the movie am but first, big news coming out of virnlg why. Mike webb wants to be the next congressman to represent virnlg whys eight district probably didnt help his chances today with a facebook post. He uploaded this screen shot of a map to an event but didnt crop it just right and his internet browser tabs just happened to be for pages titled tight booty and sexy amateur. Trevor okay, lets not jump to conclusions here. We dont know why he had those porn tabs open. Yeah, maybe he was planning his next attack ad, like hi, im mike webb, as you know im on the record for supporting tight booty. My opponent supports loose booty and the soft porn stuff where you only see boobs, he is wrong for virginia and wrong for reswraking it. Trevor could have been that. We done know. There is support vk refreshing about this guy, not only does he support hardworking amateurs but he gives a new level of transparency. If i am votek for a politician i want to know about his tax return, voting record and whether hes into cepe asian dieper stuff. These are ingvar this i wants to know. What fascinates me the most about this story is the fact that he had the porn tabs open and then he posted something about his campaign which pegs the question, did he stop did he was he in its middle and then went oh, that gives me an idea, oh. Just a thought, just a thought. All right, but lets move on now to the browser tab that america refuses to tab. Donald trump. He won the oregon proimary last night but that wasnt the only contest that people were paying attention to. Trumpkelly, the interview we have waited for. Trumps long a witted interview with kelley. Fox nus sitting with megyn trump. Face to face interview with the billionaire candidate himself. Whatever your plans are for this evening, you should probably cancel them. Trevor thats right even if you are driving your pregnant wife to the hospital. Cancel that [bleep]. Unless you are giving birth to an ac tv were watching that interview. Cancel your plans, what a strong what if pie plan was to watch the interview, what do i do now, what do i do do now . Seriously the hype for this event was out of control. It was like its apple revealed the new iphone in the mids elf a new we yons song in the middle of the new star wars sequel. It was so hyped up. And until last night, trump had been boycotting kellys show despite it being the second highest rated cable news show and he had good reasons. You call women you dont like fat pigs. Dogs, slobs and disgusting animals. Your twitter account has several disparaging comments about womens looks. You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperment of a man we should elect as president . Trevor yeah, wow, that doesnt even sound like the temperment we should elect as assistant manager at chilis. She looks pretty good in that outfit, you have got to admit, you have got to admits. And thats debate was just the jumping off point for a feud that has been going on for months now. I dont have a lot of respect for megyn kelly. Shes not very tough and not very sharp. Shes zippo. I certainly will not apologize for doing good journalism. Have i no respect for her, i dont think shes very press. We are the counter punchers, paid to hold the candidates to account. Megyn kelly say light wealth. We are the only thing that stands between them an olt val office so we have to ask tough questions. Trevor this isnt trumpkelly this is mayweather pacquiao, you know, except for the fact that there is no way they make boxing gloves small enough for Donald Trumps small hands, that would be the only thing. Poke you in the eye,out, my eye ow, my eye, so the world was ready, the world was ready for meg inkelly to face the beast with her hard hitting journalist and unrelating pursuits and last night on prime thyme network tv the fight was on. Lets begin, thank you for sitk down with me. There had to be a moment on stage at a Campaign Rally or one night after a win where it occurred to you, i could actually be the president. When was that sth were you ever bullied . Has anyone ever hurt you emotionally . I want to talk for a minute about the tweetk. Okay. Set the scene for me. Pick up your iphone and tweet your severe. Usually after 7 or 8 00 i will do it my testify. Trevor what . What is this . What the hells with it, like this was sold as a bloodbath but in the end it turned out to be one of those couples baths that only exists in the cialis commercials. What is that . What are those questions. Okay, but you know what, i am sure megym kelly knows what she is doing. Unlike cialis, she is softening trump up and then just when he drops his guard, boom. The comment about john mccain, you prefer people who werent captured. The comment about Carly Fiorinas face. But do you regret any of those comments. Yeah, i guess so. But you have it go forward. You have to make a mistake am you go forward. And you, you know, you can correct a mistake but to look back and say gee wiz, i wish i didnt do this or that. I dont think that ised goo. In a certain way i dont even they that is healthy. Trevor . I want to talk about your family. Trevor what just happened. The guy that wants to control the most powerful country in the world, said he doesnt think it is healthy to reflect on mistakes, and theres no followup question . You just move on . Thats like if the producers of the jinx heard rob irrelevant robert durst say i killed them all and they were like great, so what was it like growing in up scarsdale. That is not the question. You know last nights interview disn seem to be about journalism or the Republican Party or even the election. It seemed like it was about two brands. Done all trump and megym kelly and whether they could forge a partnership. Like chipotle teams up with bacteria to help you lose weight. Or maybe it was just couples therapy. An this moment, especially summed up the entire incident. When you and i were having our little deficit, you probably had some pretty nasty tweets sent your way. Did you retweet some of those, not just the fan. Nos the more nasty ones. You would be amazed at the ones i dont retreat. Invo. There was a retreat, yeah, did i say that . Many times. Ooh. Okay. Excuse me. Trevor did i do that . Excuse me . Thats all your answer is . Excuse me. Were talking about misogyny, not a fart. Excuse me . Megyn kelley, i dont get it, you spent months lambasting him for sexist comments and now are you just laughing it off. I cant believe T Megyn Kelly just got megged by donald trump, he repeatedly insulted her and then gave her charms and she is all smiles. I dont blame megyn kelly for that. That is just the poker with of trump. In fact, that even worked on desi lydic when she interviewed trump. Mr. Trump, im just going to come out and say it, are you bad for women, you objectify us, you call us fat pigs. On twitter you blamed Hillary Clinton for her husbands infidelity. Well, there was ri a reteet, did i say that . Yes, you seen said feel shut vote for fiorina because her face was ugly. Ooh, okay, excuse me. Trevor hes so damn charming. So charming. Thats why we send roy wood, jr. To set trump straight. Look, trump, enough of your [bleep]. Returning around talking about the blacks, people getting punched at your rallies and on twitter you out here supporting the goddam kkk. Thats with a retweet, yeah, did i say that . Yes, you said that, man. Who else am i talking about. You think im talking about the cameraman, you just rang him out, you bettary poll giez. Ooh, okay. Excuse me. Oh, damn, you still my boy, man. All day like o. J. Trevor he got roy too. He got roy too. So we sent in ronnie chang. Hey, man, why you keep talking all the [bleep] about immigrants . I want to [bleep] you so hard right now. Trevor you know what, you know what, i get it. I get it. I know that trump may be a torturesupporting muslim disparaging horseman of the apoc clips but dont forget when he is president and its all going to [bleep], we all get to look at that smile. Well be right back. This isnt just a steak. This is usda choice sirloin cut inhouse by a welltrained hand. And this isnt just wood. Its split american oak. And thats split american oak smoke infusing your steak with smoky juiciness. And thats no ordinary grill. Thats applebees brand new, firebreathing workhorse. Now. Does this look like a microwave to you . Only at applebees. Daddy doing work,d its funny that ive been in the news for being a dad. Windows 10 is great because i need to keep organized. School, grocery shopping. My face can unlock this computer. Thats crazy. Macbooks are not able to do that. Hey cortana, remind me we have a play date tomorrow at noon i need that in my world. Anything that makes my life easier, im using. And windows is doing that. Back to the daily show. Now yesterday we saw hasan minhaj travel to canada to report on the 25,000 Syrian Refugees they have admitted or roughly 23,000 more than america has. Showoffs. In part two hasan sits down with the man responsible. Last time i discovered the citizens much can along with their Prime Minister have well kemmed more than 25,000 Syrian Refugees lick this family i met in ottawa. Well, i want to say thank you to canada. Sure, they look and act harmless, but if you listen carefully, the news has a different word. Terrorists. Thats right. Winter is coming. And these terrorists are going to cross our northern border. So were sitting down with the man behind the madness and im going to shut him down. Its the daily show versus justin trudeau. The battle for north america. Why are you trying to destroy north america . Are you letting anyone walk in, and just [bleep] up. North america was built with people fleeing percent keution, consulates, trying to build a better life. Its too open, too free. Mr. Jt, i went to customs and they are lick what are you here to do. And i am like i am here to roast Prime Minister justin trudeau. And do you know what the guy said . Have a nice day. What if i came here to literally roast you . You might find that i little more difficult than you than you think. Are you going to kick my ass right now . Are you going to literally roast me . No. Then were fine. Things were getting heated in ottawa. Luckily, i had america to back me up. Right now 51 of americans oppose letting any Syrian Refugees into the u. S just like we had the guts to say no to jewish refugee children, hungarian slaiing mass murders and the vietnamese. I see it like a high school party. I have a handful of your friends, the party is going great and then you hear the Brown High School has some people coming over. You better lock the door before they shall lock the doors. As soon as you lock doors you are narrowing your circle, and it gets smaller and smaller until it is finally just yourself and your buddy and you have no one to party withness. I dont think you no he what an upper deck certificate. Its when someone goes number two. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, its not pretty. Yeah. Its just you know, i think maybe we have better faith in the people we invite over. Faith . Youre talking about the greatest canadian terrorist threat since september 11th 2rbgs 001, the day nickelback unleashed their breakthrough album on america. The real fact, look it up. You know what, nickelback is all right. But you know what isnt all right . Terrorists on moose fat crossing our northern border. Mr. Trudeau, you can not trust these people. Will you bring in isis that is impervious to cold. And ice, isis, do awe groo not to not let in sir yn refugees, i will give you this. This say neam cup. This ask not the stanley cup. I bought this from a guy named stanley cup. This is technically stanleys cup. There you go. We are going to earn this fair and square next year. So you are telling me you are still going to accept Syrian Refugees. We will do it because it is the right thing to do if you want to give me this nice tinfoil thing, i will keep it too. No, i mean im going to keep stanleys cup. No, its okay. Jeez, i thought canadians were supposed to be pushovers it was time to stop pulling punches and sct real question. Mr. Prime minister, we are sitting here in the wake sov many terror attacks. How you can be sure letting in all of these refugees, that even. 01 become radicalized. You could be living with 25 different paris attacks, 25 different belgium attacks. How you can go to sleep at night knowing that risk is imminent . We live in a world where there are always risks. And the question is how much do you want to live in fear of those risks . The best counter to the kind of radicalization and marginalization that weve seen in other parts of the world is to create an Inclusive Society where everyone including and especially muslim canadians have every opportunity to succeed just like anybody else. Okay, fair point. But every time i turn on my tv i hear this. Isis has hatched a plan to infiltrate the refugee population. They are using our own humanity against us. Now we have terrorists coming too the united states. Good job mr. President. It seemed pretty [bleep] clear to me that winter is coming. Not everyone in syria is terrorist. Hey, i forgot about you guys. There are much people, good people, good muslims, good christian, good yazidi. They dont like the war and dont like the isi. I dont know. All right. Im willing to admit that some refugees arent terrorists. But still, they are just so foreign. One of the great things about canadian culture is we figured out that its done by addition. So you know, you take flavors and perspectives and you know, experience of the world, and you create Something Better than the sum of its parts. Wait a minute, flavors. Ingredients, hes talking about a melting pot. Thats our thing. Are we really going to let canada steal our brand . America has always been the land of opportunity. And yes, weve also kind of been afraid of rich gees too. But were at our best when wee stairing terrorists right in the face and say kiss our white, red, black, brown and beige or blue asss or as one put it, if we were to prepare absolute safety, we would not have freedom. Thanks sarah palin, and thanks, canada. Trevor thank you, hasan. Trevor thank you, hasan. Well be right back. 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You ignored every piece of advice. You failed over, and over, and over. And look where it got you. Time to shine. Orbit. Trolling for a gig with cant blame you. Its a drone you control with your brain, which controls your thumbs, which control this joystick. No, im actually over at the ge booth. Were creating the operating system for industry. Its called predix. Its gonna change the way the world works. Ok, im telling my brain to tell the drone to get you a copy of my resume. Umm, maybe keep your hands on the controller. Look out ohhhhhhhhhh. You know what, im just gonna email it to you. Yeah thats probably safer. Ok, cool. music plays from one way or another im gonna find y im gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha one way or another im gonna win ya im gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha one way or another im gonna see ya inhales cigarette back. Tonights guest is the star of the angry birds movie. Remember, the goal is the castle, get to the castle. Who wants to go first . Over here. I do. Me, me. All right, mai woulda. Always a brides maid. Step right up. Shoot it. Oakey doak. Fire and a one and. Take that. Incoming. Baby, move. Huh, she can shoot fireballs out of her butt. Trevor please welcome jason sudeikis. All right, all right. That say fun handshake you have there man. Thats my, you know, nominee handshake. That is what that is. Trevor you like pulled me in there, is that like a thing. That is what when i worked at snl my first year, i think, was at the height of the apprentice. And donald trump hosted and that is how he shook hands. Whenever he shakes hands he kind of pulls you into him. I watched him do it with i hate to give it a what. Trevor now were going to start looking for, that pulling people in. Its like. Trevor a power move. I would is there any other move that he has. Trevor gets you like he has a power move. The only guy with a power top and power bottom, you know. Just doesnt matter. Trevor and now you have taken on a really powerful indy project and that is the angry birds. Yeah, the angry birds. Trevor it is a really deep story. Yeah. Trevor a lot of people before this didnt know the plight of the birds and how their eggs are being stolen by the pigs. Exactly. Trevor a real conflict that has been tearing di vices up for years. Yeah. Trevor what drew you to the role of red . I geses it was that plight, empathizing with that plight, feeling have i had people try to tear things away from me in the past. I was kind of, you know, you look at movies like brave ds heart or and are you kind of like, okay, this say group of people, and i mean, how flattering is it to be charged as the lead character. As the angriest, the red bird. The angriest of all the birds. You are like, okay, okay, i dont know what these guys see in me. I dont know what the producers, the directors see in me, but theres some sort of heroic quality that they want me to, like, deep down and you know, scream out, metaphorically of course, then i am going to, you know, i am going to try. Trevor when you were playing in that role, did you. I wouldnt say play, its not playing, its existing. Its being fz being, i apologize. You play the game, you play the game. Trevor did you take time to in i know you are one of those method actors. Big time. Trevor did you spend any time as or with birds . Was it tg something that you dug deep on . Yeah, i mean i went to different aviari recognizeses. You know,. Trevor i feel like that brings back bad memories. It could be con streud that i was trying to remember the word but no, it was. Trevor that was pain. It was pain. Trevor. You are close enough. But i would say, i slept in a nest for six months. Trevor wow. I built a nest out of branches and twigs and twine, im trying to think what else i used. Trevor i guess the bigger question is, if you are looking at a world so divided right now, so. Boy oh boy, so true. Trevor did you think you found a way to bridge the gap between birds and pigs . Got you. I mean thats not really the job of an actor, you know. Our job is just to is just, you know, is again just to be. And what the audience gets out, what, you know, what the target demo, what the two to 14 year old kids get out of it, cuz they are the future. Trevor yes, they are. And i think this movie treats them well in every way. But you know, we just have to see t we cant judge it. I would like to think that the birds are on the right side of history but you know, i dont know. Trevor you dont know. You dont know. Trevor but you played it well, my friend. I preecialt that. Angry birds povie, you can see it friday may 20th. Jason sudeikis, everybody. man ah i forgot to record that show. woman now we have to wait forever to see it. jon bon jovi with directv, you dont. 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