Renowned neurosurgeon dr. Ben carson is here, everybody cheers and applause yes but first, today is the new york primary, yes, the 2016 candidates have been working it hard the past few weeks and no one more so than donald trump. I mean, he held a rally up in buffalo last night, a place famous for creating the style of chicken wings he rubs on his face every morning. And now trump is expected to win big tonight, which is no surprise. He is a native new yorker and not only was he shaped by new york city, he was here on its darkest day. And as he told his supporters last night, he never forgets. I think what i want to do is i want to talk just for a second, i wrote this out and its very close to my heart because i was down there and i watched our police and our firemen down on 711 down at th3 World Trade Center right after it came down laughter trevor how . how can you confuse the most unforgettable date in American History with a Convenience Sto store . how . cheers and applause and, you know, the worst thing he says it proudly, and i wrote this down now i see why you dont use prompters. This is so insane. Most people remember exactly where they were on 9 11. You cant even remember 9 11 . Its right in the name, donald trump even said it was close to his heart, but is it . Is it really . Because i bet no one who survived pearl harbor accidentally calls it pearl vision. laughter i bet no one at the boston massacre calls it the boston market. No one says that laughter its 9 11. Oh, my god, like, please tell me donald trump hasnt been making an annual trip to pay his respects to the 711 memorial, just walking up there. applause why . and, okay, you know what . Maybe its not fair to go after trump for a slip of the tongue. Actually his wife found it kind of hot afterward. She heard it and shes, like, i dont care. I know its weird but after his speech he went home with melania and they 79d. laughter i like that. With everything going on in the current election cycle, Many Americans may be thinking this bleep is so crazy, its the end of the world. And you may be right. But often in life i find sol solace is found in comparing yourself in a bleep situation. So brazil, coffee and butts, buttock minus. Biggest news from the south american nation. Lulu is being impeached because she is accused of scandal. Trevor this is like budget we joke about whats happening in where silibut over there emotions are running high. Hearing the downfall of a president they blame for the worst recession in decades. Five long hours, theyve watched on giant screens, as members of congress voted one after the other in favor of impeaching the president. cheering trevor now, you might be thinking that cheering is a weird reaction to a president being impeached, but you have to understand, thats brazil. They cheer for everything. This is how they reacted when they watched the movie up. cheering trevor its a carnival of condolences, people. And its not just on the streets. Even legislators in brazil have a strange way of showing their outrage yelling in Foreign Language trevor even in a time of crisis, brazilians cant not party. Thats them fighting it out. This is how serious i am aaahhh you see how doctors deliver the bad news in brazil there is nothing we can do she is now dead the cancer has gotten her you have to understand b before della roo receive, brazil was having a good time, oil reserves, global prestige and the sixth economy in the world. That is a wig deal. But under rousseff, everything went to bleep . Inflation is up, the economy is down and its so bad they had to rent out ad space on their big jesus statue just to pay the bills. On top of that this happened. It was deutsch destruction, germany annihilating the host country of brazil 71 in the world cup semifinal. Team brazil suffered its worst loss ever trevor damn, seven to one. Thats like 300 to 1 in american sports. You dont understand, people, in brazil, as long as you win the world cup, nothing else matters. A prisoner could walk down the street punching people and they could be like, oh, the president beat me but not as bad as we beat spain yeah four more years even if president rousseff gets over this scanned 8, another one is waiting in the wings. Perhaps the biggest crisis is a multibillion corruption stand scannedle focused on the state controlled oil genet petrobras. Many where zillions think she should resign or be impeached. Trevor old school oil company corruption. We all know the oil companies, but imagine a day when its like, you take care of me, ill make share you have a nice set of solar panels on your roof come spring, capische Renewable Energy like in america, if a president gets thrown out, you go to the Vice President. Then the speaker of the house. Same idea in brazil, just one problem. Theyre all corrupt. The Vice President who would step in on an entree rim basis michel temer, his party has been just as engulfed in this corruption standing. Eduardo cunha accused of far more serious crimes including Money Laundering and corruption. Trevor you get a scandal you get a schandle everybodys getting a schandle cheers and applause i have to say, though, im really disappointed in brazil, not because they have deep, systemic corruption, its because theyre so bad at making the corruption seem normal. Thats where they could stand to learn something from the big boys. For example, if their corporations want to control laws that affect them, they dont have to bribe their politicians. All they have to do is give highpaying jobs to the ones who help them out. All clean and legal. Thats what happened in the u. S. When a powerful House Commerce Committee chairman banned medicare from ordering cheap prescriptions from Drug Companies then lobbying. Take the former f. C. C. Commissioner who first allowed come cast controversial purchase of yafersle then quit to become a lobbyist for comcast for months later. I waited four months just to get cable. Ask any of the hundreds of former congressman who are now lobbyists. Thats about 40 of them. We need a jumbotron to show the whole group so brazilian politicians, listen up, you dont like to dress things up, you take whats most private and hang it all out in the open to the point where we can pretty much see everything. But in the instance of your corruption, you have to borrow a little mod city from america. American politics is like the statue of liberty. Modest and outwardly respectable, even if underneath everybody shows she nasty. laughter well be right back. cheers and applause the heineken family passed down a special gift; an original recipe with only three ingredients and all of them natural. I also have a special gift. The ability to cry on demand. Its beautiful, huh . Only three natural ingredients. Theres more behind the star. Just a full suite of sensorsmba helautomatically guides roomba. Throughout your home. 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Please welcome dr. Ben carson. cheers and applause trevor dr. Carson, welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor what a time to be alive. laughter thats what everyone says. And what a time for you to be involved in the president ial race. Lets get straight into it. Okay. Trevor shortly after you stepped out of the race, you endorsed donald trump, which shocked many people. I think what was even more shocking was your endorsement of him which was basically you saying, he can only be president for four years, so it cant be that bad. laughter applause what i actually said is that would be the worstcase scenario. laughter but my real point was, if our country turns into Something Else other than a place where your hard work and your moral compass and your sense of responsibility is the most important thing, if it turns more like one of the other countries in the world, it will no longer be america, and that will be forever. That will be for more than four years. Trevor let me ask this question because you are a man of morals, deeply religious a man like donald trump doesnt seem like the best bed fellow, for lack of a better term. The things he says, the way he refers to different nationalities, groups of people, very inflammatory statements. In endorsing donald trump, does that not go slightly against what you stand for . Well, you know, one of the things you learn to do as a surgeon is make decisions, and you have to be able to prioritize. What im most concerned about is the thing that led me into the race in the first place, and you were just talking about it, the amount of corruption that goes on in our country, and i dont want to see the same status quo continue, be it republican or democrat. Its all the same, and they always have flowering things to say, but we continue down the same road. I want an outsider, i want somebody not beholden to this corrupt system because i believe thats the only chance the next generation has. Trevor heres an interesting thing that you said an an insight you possess that many donate, you said there are two Donald Trumps the trump that we see on screen at the rallies, and then you said there is a more president ial trump that meets with you one on one. How different is that trump and why dont we ever get to see him . Well, one of them is the your fired guy. And you remember how popular that series was. It was a number one trevor well, he tells us all the time. I know. laughter well, thats a persona that the American People are attracted to, and it gets you attention, and it gets you frequently to frontrunner status. Is that the wait should be . Probably not, but thats where we are as a society. Trevor yeah. Just like the roman empire. You know, societies crumbling down around them, where did they want to be . At the coliseum watching lions rip peoples heads off. Trevor Donald Trumps a lion . What is he . laughter no, im not talking about him. Im talking about the society. Trevor everyones wanting to be entertained. We as a society really have to reach a level of maturation. I probably shouldnt be talking about that on a Comedy Central. Trevor oh, were very. Mature. Carry on. If we reach that level where we actually discuss the issues but i havent given up on us and i believe its possible for us to rectify tha,because i believe were different than most other societies. Now, were run the course, if you look historically at societies, its about a 200year course before their fall. Weve run that course, but i believe we can actually learn from those who have come before us. You know, were different in the sense that we are the child of every other nation, so we should have the welfare of every other nation at heart and conduct ourselves in a very different way, and if we can learn from them and we can conduct ourselves in a way that demonstrates compassion towards others, i believe that it can be a dawning of a new world. 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Tonight, 64 years later, we reunit the twins in a the daily show exclusive debate. Good evening welcome to the first ever carson twins reyiewn one debate our speakers tonight, former president ial candidate dr. Ben carson. And his estranged identical twin brother dr. Ken carson cheers and applause thank you, desi. Pleasedtobe okay lets just get right into it my first question, you both publicly endorsed donald trump for president. What do you think would be the most positive aspect of a donald Trump Presidency . Ben carson, you go first. I think the most positive aspect will be having somebody whos not controlled by special interests and big money. Excuse me. I would prefer a chance to answer this question. Okay, go ahead. Dr. Carson. Sorry. I was blinking. laughter what were we talking about . Donald trump. Youve said that even if hes a bad president , well only have him for four years. Oh, yes, indeed. Four years is not very long at all. Its barely enough time for me to count to ten. One one point one okay on to the next question. Youve both said obamacare is the worst thing since slavery. Dr. Ben carson, could you explain that comparison . I could, indeed. That was early on before it became clear that, if you say things in a certain way, people cant hear what youre saying. Thats why i dont say it that way anymore. But the fact of the matter is, it does fundamentally change the relationship between the government and the people because the way this country was designed is people are the ones who are supposed to be in charge, not the government coming along and saying this is what were going to do. cheers and applause and dr. Ken carson. I believe obamacare is much worse than slavery. At least, under slavery, if you liked your slave, you could keep your slave. Come to think of it, that was kind of the problem. I apologize. laughter next question is for you, dr. Ben carson. You are a surgeon, sworn to do no harm but also a fierce advocate for gun rights. Do you feel guns should have more Safety Measures . Guns already have a lot of Safety Measures. The real question is do we believe in the constitution and in the Second Amendment and the right to keep and to bear arms, and if we do, we will find the appropriate Safety Measures for them. I believe we need to ask ourselves why do we place so many restrictions on guns. They let you do anything you want with a knife. Thats pretty much my whole job. See a patient, get in there, knife around a little bit turns out, all they had was a cold. Oops. Well, you can see why hes the evil twin. Hes a cutup. laughter but a twin, nonetheless. laughter that is simply horrifying. laughter this question is for dr. Ken carson. Who is a personal hero of yours . I would say my personal hero is snuggles the laundry bear. I aspire to one day be that comfy. laughter dr. Ben carson. My personal hero would be my mother. audience reacts who absolutely had the worst life anybody could imagine but refused to be a victim and refused to allow us to be victims as well. applause uh, i would like to change my answer to that one as well, please, so i dont look like an ass. laughter okay. Well, that is all the time we have. Thank you to dr. Ben carson and dr. Ken carson. Well be right back. cheers and applause this is smith forge. A superior hard apple cider inspired by the cider the pioneers drank. And they traveled this country. On foot. Smith forge. Hard cider the way its sposed to taste. Heevery year withls iphone forever from sprint. Heres how it feels to get 50 off most National Carrier rates too. So imagine how youll feel when you get all this and 50 off iphone 6s on the fastest network. Schick xtreme3. 3 flexible blades. That adapt to any contour. For extreme comfort. Schick xtreme3. Try xtreme3 ultimate. More glide, better comfort. Free your skin. 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