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Night came out of the democratic primary in michigan. Thats right, people, Bernie Sanders figured out that since hillary started stealing his platform, he would start stealing her poll numbers. Bernie sanders with a big upset victory over Hillary Clinton in michigan. The biggest upset in primary history. The polls showed clinton leading sanders by 20 points in michigan, and she lost. That is as big a polling failure as we have seen. Trevor yeah, thats right. People still dont know why the poll numbers were so off. You know, was it the fact that the polls didnt account for young voters turning out or was it because of the independent voters, or was it because of that snapchat face swat that confused the [bleep] out of people. That totally threw them off. laughter you know, im not normally attracted to either of them but now bernie, hey. So Bernie Sanders victory in michigan caught everyone off guard. And i mean everyone. Bernie sanders was not expecting a win in michigan at all. He was in miami last night. He gave a speech earlier a early and went to his hotel really to retire and watch the results come in. He had to come back out and make a statement. Trevor that is so like bern ye went off to retire. I can imagine bernies people waking him up to hell tell him he had won. Senator sanders, what waws, waws waws billionaires what . What . But you know, even more than for bernie, the michigan primary was also a big win for the city of flint. Because the fight for michigans delegates brought flint more attention from the candidates than they have ever had before. It is raining lead in flint. And the state is der elect. It was beyond belief that children in flint michigan in the United States of america in the year 2016 are being poisoned. Trevor hes right it is beyond belief that kids are being poisoned in the year 2016. Although the year isnt really the important part of what that is. No, no, i mean like no one is like when were those kid. Sond, 1996 . Oh, well, never mind then. You see, as bad as flints problem is, the one thing on their side was timing. Because if are you going to have a massive lead poisoning problem, it turns out you might as well do it just before politicians show up to win your votes in an important president ial primary. Because thats when you have leverage. You know, its like when a kids birthday falls just before shes due to testify in her parents custody battle. Dad is like now just remember to tell the truth up there, sweetie. And again, what color pony would you like . So much focus has been on the flint crisis that its gone beyond just the world of politics. Beyonce has set up the bay good fund to provide fresh water and filters to the people of flint. Cher and Water Company icelandic glacial announced they are partnering to send more than 100,000 bottles. Mark wahlberg and diddy have donated a million bottles of water from their Company Automatic aqua hydrate. Trevor thats really fantastic. All of these celebrities coming together is really, really well, except for the name of their Water Company. I mean aqua hydrate . The most redundant name since marky mark. That is the kind of name you come up with when its minutes to go before the big investor meeting and you realize you forgot to name your company, oh [bleep], what are we going call t aqua eye drait . Hydrate . The truth is im glad that flint is et going the help they desperately need. Because they do they desperately need it anyone in this type of situation does. But thats the thing. Sadly flint isnt the only flint. Right now america has more color in its water than in its oscars. Hashtag water so brown. Take jackson, mississippi. The people of jackson, mississippi, are facing a scary and unfortunately familiar sounding crisis over lead found in drinking water. Random tests of 58 homes found 13 had high levels of lead. Jackson, mississippi, leaders say the water is safe to drink but theyre warning pregnant women and small children to avoid it. You have beyonce doing a whole concert and sending the proceeds to flint. Well, we need the same type attention to jackson, mississippi. Trevor this does need attention because if jackson doesnt get money to replace their cor rose control systems the levels of lead could keep getting worse. And also, just a real quick kudos to this guy for rye trying to squeeze in a free beyonce concert at the end. I like how he did that the only thing that will solve the jackson water crisis is a formation tour and four vip tickets to the beehive. I like how he says it like just beyonce, like that was on the tip of his tongue. Could you know if his assistant said we can get meek mill and nickleback he would be like, havent these people suffered enough . We need beyonce. So jackson, mississippi, has a lead problem too. And just a few hours away in st. Joseph, louisiana, theyve got some iron issues with their water. Imagine turning on your tap only to have brown water flow and then state Health Officials tell you it is safe to drink. We questioned the towns mayor ed brown about the problem. Would you drink that . I wouldnt. I havent drank the water in st. Joseph since i moved back here. He says he moved back here 23 years ago. Trevor i wouldnt i wouldnt drink that. Yeah, the mayor of st. Joseph hasnt drank the water in 23 years. And you can blame him . That [bleep] looks like Donald Trumps bath water. It is more like h2o hell no. And its not even always lead or iron that is con tam naturing the water. Since last november the residents of the tiny upstate village of Hoosick Falls have been using bottled water for drenging an cooking after contamination was discovered in the local water supply. One of the sources of contamination is the san dovan plant located in Hoosick Falls. The plant manufacturers plastics and uses chemicals including pfoa. Trevor hold on, hold on. This say horrible story, again, but we have to address the fact that this town getting sick from its water is called Hoosick Falls. laughter talk bay selffulfilling prove see. What named the place. Its lee like the residents cornered mark wahlberg, we need you to think of a name now. Hes like, okay, so there are sick people, okay, whos sick . Oh, man, anyway i got to run, goit to name my water km. Have i this big meeting coming up. Before flint, i thought, and a lot of us did, that the runup to the election takes too long. But now im starting to think that maybe it should take even longer because then over time americas candidates would have to campaign in every poisoned water town in the country to try and win their votes. And then maybe, just maybe, thing was get fixed faster. 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You want the real eddie huang you better keep up because no matter where im going, im obey my thirst. Obey your thirst. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Lets turn to last nights republican primaries where the big winner was once again donald trump. And that makes me so happy because you never know what is going to happen when trump get gives a talk. For instance last night in his victory speech ended up with a secret Service Agent guarding a table of wine 57bd steak. That is a real thing that happened last night. Secret Service Agent was guarding food. So how did we get here . Well, it started when 2012 republican president ial nominee a really nee gave a speech last week pointing out some of trumps embarrassing business failures. And that lead to the bis, best, classiest infomercial ever. Mitt romney got up and made a speech the other day. He said the steak company, and we have trump steaks, and by the way, you want to take one, we will charge you about what, 50 a steak. We sell water and we are have water, and its a very successful, you know, its a private little Water Company. And i supply the water for all my places and its good, but its very good. Trevor hmmmm. 50 steak and very good water. You sure know how to treat a lady. So weve got trump water, and trump steaks. How much would you pay for all of that . Well, dont answer yet. Trump airlines. Well, i sold the airline. And i actually made a great deal. Trump magazine, this comes out, its called the jewel of palm beach and it goes to all of my clubs. Ive had it for many years and the magazine is great. Anybody want one, here, take one. Trevor donald trump what make a great jehovahs witness, have you read about here, take one, take one, yeah, whatever, see you in hell. Whatever. Just to remind you, this is an acceptance speech for a republican president ial candidate now some of the haters out there might be saying how am i going to make it through a trump presidency, im literally going to have to be drunk every single day. Well, once again, trumps got you covered. And by the way, the winery, you see the wine. Cuz you mentioned trump vodka. Its the largest weinery on the east coast, i own it 100 percent, no mortgage, no debt, you can all check, you just have to go check the records, folks, in fact, the press, im asking you, please check. Trevor well plrks trump, if you insist. So to check it out we go live to senior Political Correspondent jordan klepper, people. applause jordan, trump challenged the media to check his claims. So what did you do. I [bleep] checked it, trevor. And right there on the website of the thing he boasted he owned 100 percent of it says that trump weinery is not owned, managed or affiliated with donald j. Trump. Trevor but jordan, what kind of balls does it take to dare the press to check something that is so untrue . The kind of balls that gets sworn in next january. But the weinery is just the tip of this. Take these trump steaks. Now these are not trump steaks. Because there is no such thing as trump steaks. Jz but jordan he called them trump steaks. There used to be a thing called trump steaks back in 2007. Trump used to sell them through the Sharper Image catalog. I assume between the doing segue and ionic mass tur baition water. Trevor well, who buys steaks at the Sharper Image. Well, the jury is still out on that one, trevor. Because according to Sharper Images then c. E. O. They literally sold almost no steaks. laughter im no businessman but that might have been a factor in them being discontinued. Trevor what is donald trump doing, jordan. No wine, there is no steaks. Hes coasting to the republican nomination, thats what he ask doing. Lets just keep it rolling because like a mid week chicago brunch, steak and wine are just the appetizers. How about the trump magazine. Trevor let me guess, there is no such thing as trump magazine. See, there was a trump magazine from 2007 to 2009, they published about ten issues. Like this one with its hardhitting cover story about champagne and tits. Trevor the magazine doesnt exist, what did he hold up last night. Well, trevor, while claiming he was Holding Trump magazine, his trump brain accidentally told us the truth, it was a different magazine. We have trump magazine t is called the jewel of palm beach. Jewel of palm beach is basically the brochure for trumps resorts. Its like if sky mall [bleep] a chinese takeout menu and gave birth to an ad for a topless brazilian steakhouse. Trevor wow, okay so basically all of trumps claims of business success. Theyre crap, just crap, trump airlines, [bleep] the business defaulted and was sold off, trump water is gernic bottled water he slap is his name on. Trump University Say joke. I spent all night looking into this stuff. And spoiler alert, its all bull [bleep] tdz wow, wow, that is fantastic work, jordan. It really is. cheers and applause . Trevor great job on that. Real quick, since were fact checking, what about trumps trade policies or tax plan. Trevor, look, yes, those are all very important but i have only had time to deal with the bull [bleep] that is literally on this table. Im in over my head and to be honest with you im feeling a bit lightheaded. Trevor did you have some of that trump wine . Yeah, and i chased it with some trump clams. Dont think those were clams. Trevor you should get to a hospital, jordan klepper, everyone. Well be right back. Oh hon, why is this a wine fridge now and not a freezer for my leftover christmas gravy . Check the freezer freezer. 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I like that you could actually, you know, with the beard, the top. Trevor dont say that. Can you . Thats good, thats good. Trevor yeah. All right. Trevor and i just got to learn a few of the phrases and then i will get in. Yeah. Trevor. There was something called booyakasha syndrome which a lot of kids started doing that, and if you do it repetitively you actually, you tear the muscles, there was literally they created this new thing called booyakasha syndrome. I never got seud for, that but that was one the few things. Trevor i love that. Lets talk about the movie the brothers grimesby. There is weird. Im glad i got to watch it because i didnt know what the hell was going on. That clip is not very representative. Trevor i was like wait a minute. I did all of those stunts. What happened was we decided to create this kind of very authentic action movie that was, you know, could rival bond and bourne. It is kind of borat meets bourne, essentially. Trevor an and i can be even work the mouth. And so the problem was we had about 160 Million Dollars left to make it. So what we did was we found this director, louis leterriel, he has done a bunch of marvel movies and connected with this russian guy who basically discovered if you stick a go proin your head, you can shoot action scenes for real. So what we did was we got a complete nut case action guy, action stunlt man, that guy without does all the marvel movies. The guy when downie, jr. Goes back to his trailer, he and we stuck a camera on his head and this guy fought everyone for real, jumped off bridges, went through exploding cars. Basically the guy was a complete idiot. And i would say as well there were seven other stunt men that died, unfortunately n that scene. But it was cool. We sent them chocolates and flowers, a huge borat poster. Trevor the families. The families, yeah, so you know. What would you prefer . Trevor yeah, thats part of the job for them. Yeah. Trevor you also gave donald trump aids in the movie. Yes. I havent done it outside the movie. Only in the movie. Well actually, ive got to say, that was originally i thought how can i give donald trump aids in a movie. And then i worked backwards. Trevor which is a question everybody has. Yeah, exactly. It has always been a dream of mine. And i worked backwards and then created the movie that would allow me to give him aids, you know. applause but we, we have had a legal threat today representatives for aids are very upset that theyre associated with donald trump. Trevor real quick, lets just chat about the undertone of the movie because it is a fascinating story about two brothers who come to find each other. But you actually are talking about, i guess, what Bernie Sanders is preparing about, and that is income inequality and social structures that de fine us. Was that like your intention. Im a huge trump supporter, what do you think . Well, yeah, i mean, i dont want to get too preten shus, you know. Essentially i deliver movies that are tro january horses for trojan horses for big [bleep] jokes. But there is a social message. There are these two brothers, what would happen if james bond originally was this kind of tough, hooligan as a kid in the north of england. So these are two brothers that get split up, the james bond guy played by the wonderful mark strong. You have never heard of him . applause pretend you have. Hes great though, hes great. Hes a brilliant actor. And then i play this member of the kind of working class, actually the nonworking class. He is kind of the type of person who is seen here as a scrounger, somebody who is like a welfare cheat, hes got nine to 11 kids. Hes. Trevor i like that its not specific. Yeah, hes not sure. Hes not great at counting. His girlfriend is played by the wonderful rebel wilson who is hilarious in it. Trevor oh, yeah. And you know, he drinks quite a lot and does a kind of very modest amount of heroin, you know, a safe amount, a safe amount, its okay for family. And ultimately its a family film. But you know, we kind of you know. But it is quite emotional. It is a family film with [bleep] in it. Trevor an emotional [bleep]. An emotional fill wrm [bleep] in it. Yeah. Trevor the brothers grimesby is in theaters friday. Sacha baron couldhen, everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey there, can i help you with anything . Hey siri, whats at ts latest offer . Oh, i dont think that siri can. Right now, switch to at t for an iphone and get one free. Wow, is that right . Yeah, its basically. Yes. That is the current offer from at t. Okay siri, you dont know everything. Well, i know you asked me to call you the at t hostess with the mostest. Okay, shut her down. Turn it off. Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. Thats all we have time for, join us tomorrow night at 11. Your moment of zen. I know you follow the news and you listen to bbc. Im just curious if you have any views on the president ial candidate in this country who is making the most noise, trump. Oh, tha cheers and applause

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