On friday in a speech but hes clearly going to bow out of this race. Trevor thats right, people. Ben carson announced they had hed leave the race two days from now. laughter because he even drops out slow. laughter i have an urgent announcement to make. And so i will make it in two days time. laughter oh, were gog miss you, ben. So its official, folks. Donald trump won big last night. Yeah. Republicans in seven more states said they would choose donald trump as their commander in chief and the cheeseburger as their favorite fruit. And now, the human tan has opened a commanding lead in the delegates from the republican president ial nomination. And you know what . At this point, we cant be surprised anymore, because like antibioticresistant bacteria, donald trump is an uncomfortable reality. But ill tell you what was a surprise last night was the poor showing by senator marco rubio. Yes. The king of sweat. laughter going into super tuesday, he was supposed to be the candidate who could still beat trump, you know. He was widely endorsed. He was well funded. And he was just the right amount of hispanic. laughter yeah, you know, just enough to prawden the appeal of the party but not so hispanic that he turns off the conservatives. Lets be honest for a second. If marco rubio was, like, eh, man, lets defeat isis and create jobs for the 21st century, man. If he was that hispanic, that bleep wouldnt fly. laughter so everything, everything was in place. And then antibioticresistant bacteria beat him in 10 states. But in true politician smile, he platt plaster aid smile on his face and acted unphased. Tonight donald trump won state after state after state. Is it possible that your quarrel is not so much with donald trump as it is with republican primary voters . No, i think youre misanalyzing the night. Trevor jake, please. Would a man whos been crying all night have a smile like this . You know, i find it impressive that rubio is correcting jake tapper for reading numbers correctly. Well, jake, youre not analyzing the numbers correctly. If youre the kind of guy who thinks seven is more than one, you do you. And rubio, he took this mr. Magoing tolike optimism into what he thought was a victory speech. We are so excited by what lies ahead for our campaign. We are seeing in state after state of state his numbers coming down, our numbers going up. cheers . Trevor this madness doesnt make any sense. For more we go to hasan minhaj, our marco rubio correspondent. Hasan minhaj, everybody. cheers and applause . Thank you, thank you. Trevor hasan, tough night for the senator. Exactly, trevor. It is just like the Rubio Campaign planned. Trevor im sorry, his plan was to lose every state but minnesota . Its all a part of the trat gee, trevor. Phase one, lose 14 out of the first 15 states. Phase two, everyone thinks rubios done, so they drop their guard just in time for kansas this saturday. Trevor i see, so he wins in kansas. No, thats too easy. He dmms third and fifth place in colorado. Trevor fifth place . Theres only four candidates. Exactly then miraculously, oregon and idaho merge into a superstate called idagon. Now its a race. Now were on to new york. Due to a typo on the ballot everybody votes for a donald stump, but there is no donald stump, and all those delegate goes to rubio. Trevor even though, hasan, there are not enough delegates left to win the nomination. Thats why he trades his delegates fair treasure map because ted cruz is dumb enough to do that. Cruz is off digging up a beach in bermuda, and marco takes the lead just in time to click those heels all the way to the convention, baby. Trevor wow, hasan, rubio is either a genius or the most delusional man of all time. Trevor, i think we know the answer to all that. Trevor thank you, hasan. Hasan minhaj, people. cheers and applause you know, now that we talk about this, yesterday while i was watching super tuesday results come in, i realized something. People are bleep crazy. And also a lot of republicans are treating Donald Trumps takeover the same way they treat Climate Change. In other words, they deny it. Like, look at marco rubio. He would rather question the numbers than admit the truth of whats happening around him. And then you have people like ted cruz who dont deny the numbers but willfully misinterpret them faz they mean something good. We are the only campaign that has beaten donald trump once. cheers . Twice. cheers and applause . Three times. 15 states have now voted. Every one of those state so far has been won by either donald trump or myself. Trevor that is such a generous way to look at the results. Youre not cowinners, ted cruz. Just the way he says it, everyone one of those states has been won by donald trump or myself, and if you look at myself and jayz combined, we have both slept with beyonce on numerous occasion, and that is why i will stop obama. Republicans refuse to admit that Political Climate change is a real thing. And even the republicans who dont deny it wont accept blame for causing it. If a person wants to be the nominee of the Republican Party, this party does not prey on peoples prejudices. We appeal to the highest ideals. This is the party of lincoln. Trevor okay, okay, paul ryan. Good, weve got progress, nice. And you speak of such passion, you know, with such passion about your high ideals. You know, this is the party of lincoln. So will you act to stop donald trump . One of your republican colleagues explained why he supports donald trump. Do you stand by i plan to support nominee. Trevor oh, wait so, let me understand this. You dont approve of what trump is doing, but youll still help him do it . Is that what lincoln would do . Is that what youre saying . Is that him. Weve got to free the slaves. Its not going to be popular, sir. Another bleep . Lets buy more slaves. Sm heres the thing whether you believe in it or not, Political Climate change is happening, just like it is in nature. And we know this because we see it. You know, in nature you see birds migrating earlier. Insects showing up in areas that theyve never been. Rats being forced to hunt pizza in the wild. laughter and its no different in the Republican Party where were seeing political animals adapting to survive. Just look at this onceproud lone wolf. Now a trained lap dog for donald trump. Look at that face. That is the face of someone trying to get through this somekind of horrible experience by mentally traveling to his happy place. laughter yeah, you see, his body is there on that stage, but the crowd and the sounds, they just fade away. 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Trevor back back to daily show. Were talking about super tuesday, which is also a very big night for a candidate that is not named donald trump. Hillary clinton in command. Huge night for Hillary Clinton. Winning seven super tuesday states. A dominant lead tightening her grip on the partys nomination. What a super tuesday trevor oooh so nice to see a decadeslong plan for global domination come together. Yay with the Republican Party tearing itself apart it would be wise for the democrats to begin to unite. But, unfortunately, unfortunately, there are a lot of Bernie Sanders supporters who arent quite ready for that. Hillarys all over the place and shes flipflopped a lot. People my age, that they think youre dishonest. How trustworthy Hillary Clinton is. The wall street democrat. Received money in speakers fees and campaign donations. She looked right through me. Shes a dinosaur. Shes been getting her coffee delivered to her for 20 years. Trevor what kind of dinosaur is that . Thats what people say, Hillary Clinton. She gets her coffee delivered. Wras, Bernie Sanders, he harvests his own beans, slow roasts them and bruise them himself. Obviously. So, yes, it was a great night for Hillary Clinton. But, but, bernie fans need to understand, it was also a great night for Bernie Sanders because throughout the democratic primaries, its been bernie who set the agenda. Hes made hillary more of the candidate that people want to vote for. And, no, hes probably not going to be the protagonist of the story, but hes still got his role. Hes the magical negro who helps the protagonist become a better person. Yeah. Bernie sanders is hillarys kazaam. And it may be difficult to see the change because weve been in it the entire time. But if you look at hillarys speech from last night, you tell me who it reminds you of. This country belongs to all of us, not just those at the top. Those with the most wealth and the most power. Seem to have forgotten that basic truth about america. Corporations that avoid paying their fair share of taxes. Student Loan Companies that overcharge young people. Middle class needs a raise. What we need in America Today is more love and kindness. Trevor is that you, bernie . Thats right. The Hillary Clinton sucked up to wall street and voted to invade iraq is running on a platform of equality, love, and kindness. And that, my friends is thanks to Bernie Sanders. Yeah. Its like Bernie Sanders slipped a molly into her campaign. laughter and you know what . Ive heard Bernie Sanders supporters complaining. They g, hillarys stealing bernies ideas. But dont you see, thats a good thing because if Hillary Clinton is going to be president. Dont you want her to steal his ideas. Either way bernie wins. Because bernie goes, im going to shut down wall street. And then hillary goes, no, im going to shut down wall street. 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You dont shy away from it. I know. I should sometimes, too, because you see me get in trouble on social media. And i always regret it. Never once i have been,im really glad i said that and stood up for that. Never once, no. Trevor thats what social media is, isnt it . I know, i know, and im trying to learn. I think ive been on twitter six years now, and you would think i would start growing and learning and when to stop but i dont and i keep pushing it and its horrible. Trevor i feel like you are the antitroll. You are the face of the revolution. Really. Trevor yes, are you the antitroll. People go on twitter and say really horrible things to people. They go out of their way. I say twitter is like everyone has got your address and they come to your house like, would you knock on someones door and say, bleep . Trevor its like people would do that if they had your address. Hey, i know, thank you, i know. Yeah, but you, you take them on. Do you ever get tired of that . You know whats weird is i have this need for justice, and john says it all the time. He says i always need people ton when theyre wrong and thats one of my townfalls. So when you have thousands of people write ug a day and this endless need to let them know they are wrong, its a really bad combination. I got to tell them. I have eye cant stop. I dont know why. Trevor how does for those who dont know, Chrissy Teigen has a husband, hes a guy who sings sometimes. laughter his name is john legend. Yes. Trevor and doesnt he get defensive for you . You know what, not really. Sometimes ill have him check on my tweets and ill be like, should i post this . And he goes, should you . No. Will you, yes. Trevor i like that. He knows, he knows. Trevor lets turn for a second to your pregnancy. Very interesting pregnancy that, again, was in the tabloids. Yeah. Trevor was on twitter. Everyone knew what you should do about your pregnancy. Yes. Trevor and your baby. Yeah, except me. Trevor arent you happy about that . Didnt that make you feel good . Yeah, thats always obviously, being pregnant in general, not being a celebrity, you get enough people trying to tell you what to do and which way to go and how to do things and whats wrong and whats right. And i think being in the public eye with it and then admitting something as bigaise did, which is we went through i. V. F. , and that we actually selected the gender, was a really big i had no idea how big that would become. Trevor it was a huge thing. People are like you shouldnt choose yeah, play god. So, actually, i for me, i said it so casually because i know so many people that are going through it. It was and i forget that there is this whole realm of people that really think its just horrific and such a horrible thing to do, that think we went through it just to pick the gender, which is not true at all. Obviously, we were struggling. We wanted to have children. We want to have a lot of children. And i said it so casually that unfortunately it became a thing i just wanted a baby girl accessory, and thats what happened. Trevor which doesnt make sense. Because if it was an accessory, you would at the present time to be adopted from africa. That makes sense. I dont know why they would think that of you. That just doesnt make sense. We have a dark sense of humor, by the way, dont we . Its perfect. Trevor lets talk about the book cravings. Its so exciting. I cant believe it. Trevor its a very funny cookbook. I know, people are actually reading it which is exciting because i am a cookbook reader and expwier collect them trevor do you really, though . Do you really cook . Oh, yes. Trevor we dont associate models with cooking. I know this is a bad stereotype. Its like the pope releasing a book on dating. But i really do. I know when to buckle down. Lets be honest. Im not walking runways. Im not in milan or paris. I do Sports Illustrated which appreciates a curvier body. And when i buckle down for that i really buckle down. But most of my life is cravings, truly, most might have life is really eating and loving to cook. So this is the thing that i am most proud of, honestly, in life. Trevor you have every right to be proud because the book is now number one bestseller on the new york times. Oh, yeah cheers and applause . Trevor congratulations. I know, i have credibility to be here. That was my worry. Trevor no, this was fun for me as well. You said qur phone number in the cookbook. Di. Page 111. Trevor did you notice . I did not notice until that morning, tuesday morning. I got eye dont speak on the phone and everyone on my team knows i dont talk on the phone. I have a big problem with it for some reason. Trevor because you want to be on twitter. And then they see me on twitter and go, hey, we know youre out there. I thought one phone call, two, three, and 150 later. And finally a kind girl texted me and said, just a heads up your phone number is on pippas my dogs collar. So i had to change it. I had it for 11 years. Trevor what about the people who dont have your new number . Its actually a blessing. Trevor why doarnt you give everyone your new number. Its 424 trevor cravings is in stores right now. Chrissy teigen, everybody, thank you so much. cheers and applause hi im kristie. And im jess. And we are the bug chicks. Were a nanobusiness. Windows 10 really helps us get the word out about how awesome bugs are. Kids learn to be brave and curious and all kids speak the language of bug. Hey cortana, find my katydid video. Oh this is so good. If youre trying to teach a kid about a proboscis. Just sketch it on the screen. I dont have a touch screen on my mac, im jealous of that. You put a big bug in a kids hands and change their world view. Before it was honey in these honey nut cheerios, it was honey being collected. And honey getting made. 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Trevor thats our show everybody. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00 for more show but right now here it is, your moment of zen. It is still very early in virginia. Lets go to jake and and taina. Too early to forget names. Too early to forget names. Im only known her this is cnn. This is diana fenton. Were taking you now, live, to camp buehring in kuwait, where that town hall meeting with defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld is about to begin. All right, lets get started. Im told youre free to ask any questions you like, even the tough ones. And heres the man who can answer them, secretary of defense, Donald Rumsfeld. [ applause ] [ laughter ] thank you. Thank you, thank you. My goodness, what a group. Now, before we begin, i want to express, once again, on behalf of the entire nation, my deepest gratitude for the service you have given and the sacrifices you have all made. And god bless you. [ applause ] now, as the general said, im here to answer your questions. Yes. Secretary rumsfeld, our troops have been in iraq for three years. Our vehicles dont have armor plating so were digging through landfills for pieces of scrap metal. My question is, why arent resources like armor plating readily available . Thats a fair question. And i suppose my answer would be that in any war, there are going to be shortages of equipment. Its simply the nature of war, especially a war as poorly planned as this one. [ laughter ] uhhuh. In fact, i would suspect your complaint is a common one. Who else here has a short of equipment . Yes. Our unit has almost no communications gear. You, sir. Uh, we need night vision goggles. Yes. Sir, we still dont have any pants. [ laughter ] my goodness, that kind of thing is inexcusable. No question about it. Now, is a lack of basic equipment for our troops something were willing to live with . Absolutely not. Are we putting every resource at our disposal into solving this problem . You bet. Is it going to be corrected anytime soon . I have no idea. But as to your question, sir, about the armor for refitting and uparmoring our trucks, that we do have. Really . Absolutely. Thats great. How soon will it get here . Oh, its been here. It got here about six months ago. Its here, in kuwait . Right over in the next hangar. Ive seen it. Its stateoftheart. Looks great. [ laughter ] could, uh. Could we have it