Very, very smart. Im afraid when it comes to foreign policy, he is very, very not smart. laughter trevor i dont think you won with that line. That was like a very, very sick not burn. Mmm. Now i know why we didnt invite mitt romney to the Comedy Central trump roast. Mr. Trump is so very, very not attractive that if given the choice to have a sexual encounter with him using jebs genitals, i would choose to do Something Else entirely. fake laugh but this whole announcement is a bit of a shift from the last time romney spoke about trump four years ago. Thank you to donald trump for his endorsement. It means a great deal to me to have the the endorsement of mr. Trump. Being in Donald TrumpsMagnificent Hotel and having his endorsement is a delight. Im so honored and pleased to have his endorsement. Trevor ooh mitt romney im surprised you didnt get pink eye after shoving your nose that deep into trumps ass applause thats why trump is winning, people flipflop like this. A bigger question you might be asking yourself is why is mitt romney speaking out against trump . A big part of that a week ago the kkk leader david duke told his employees to vote for donald trump. Donald trump was coy about disavowing kkk support. This is david duke supporting his casual look. No hood. Please, please, mr. Wizard was my father. My friends call me grand. laughter obviously a grand wizard of the kkk praising the republican frontrunner is going to stir up emotion and we saw that on cnn as a trump supporter and democrat faced off as tuesday results were coming in. Racial tensions front and center in this years race. Two commentators entete get the into a fiery debate. Jeff lord got into a debate over the donald trump and the kkk. When he is playing funny with the khan. That is not cool. He didnt just a minute. I know how he talks about terrorism. The clan is a terrorism organization. The terrorist of the Democratic Party according to historians, for gods takes, read your history trevor fight, fight there was so intense when talking about whether or not donald trump was cool with racism and a minute later the trump supporter is blaming the klan on liberals. Youre dividing people by race. The clan kill people if they have the opportunity. And did it to further the Progressive Agenda trevor what the bleep you know what . Ive seen this argument on facebook. Ive seen it everywhere online. Did you know the democrats are the real racist party and did you know that the Republican Party freed the slaves . And im, like, first of all, sad face, im glad they added those because i was going to have to liken when i dont like the thing and secondly bull bleep because app lot of people like to skip the fact that when it comes to Race Relations historically republicans and democrats switched positions. Republicans were basically democrats and the democrats were basically republicans. Its like the movie faceoff. Where they switched faces, underneath they were the same people, except this is with politics and black people so it was more like raceoff. Thats what this is. Lincoln, way back in the day, the first republican president , he did free the slaves, right . And then the democrats of the time spent the next 80 years busting on black people founding terrorist groups like the kkk who hated black people and proper spelling. Trust me on this never play scrabble wit with a klan member. Thats not how you spell cupcake, roger laughter that guy is the worst. Basically, in this argument, what helmethead was saying about the kkk being a democratic group, that was true in 1910. Then after world war ii democratic president s like truman and johnson started supporting civil rights laws leading to a massive exodus of racists from the Democratic Party. To racists, racial equality was like someone farting in an elevator and theyre, like, you know what . Ill take the stairs, its only 80 floors, ill do that. So they all left the party. The sad thing is the democrats of the time saw the switch coming. When Lyndon Johnson signed the 1964 civil rights act, he told a fellow democrat we have lost the south for a generation, and he was right. Trevor thats right. Well, he was half right because in fact the democrats lost the south for more than just a generation and thats how we ended up with this electoral map blue on red. Blue on top and red on the bottom. Sort of like a baboon wearing a katie perry wig. Same thing. laughter i have so many questions. laughter the best example of the change in parties was an influential politician from South Carolina named strom thurmond. Now he started his career in the 1930s as a democrat and he was a huge racist. In fact, he was so racist it was almost funny. Not enough food for the army the breakdown in segregation and admit them into our theater, our swimming pools and homes trevor okay, sure, black people wanted access to your theaters and pools, but white churches . You think black people were lining up to get into white churches . Church is the only thing black people have always had better than white people. Like who is thinking, yeah, yeah, bad music and uncomfortable seats i got to get me some of that, man i got to get me some of that sign me up laughter but thing is strom trom was among the most racist in his generations and in the 60s he switched to republican to feel more welcome. Theyre trying to link the klan to modernday democrats, everythings changed since then. So many people are pissed off about the argument that the klan is aligned with the democrats. Because it used to be doesnt mean it is. What matters is what it is now. A butterfly used to be a catapillar, you dont call it a flying catapillar. My bleep used to be pizza. If i said, want pizza in you would say no. I would say, if you knew your history, you would know this is a pepperoni slice doesnt make sense. applause uh. Dont feed me bleep and call it pizza. Well be right back. cheers and applause the candy man can cause he mixes it. Need some help, guys . Yeah. No. Living for tomorrow, lost within a dream let the sun shine through to lift your spirits once again cause love makes the world feel good and it feels so good oh yeah and it feels so good the candy man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good oh let go and enjoy the bold margarita. Get up up on the dance floor limearita. We wonerere. And here. And here. Here. And here. Uh, here. Also in here. Back there. Behind here. Even next to these guys, here. In the nations largest, independent study, rootmetrics just named verizon Number One Network for the fifth time in a row, here. 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To find out why scientists need to keep their nerd hands off our guns i sat down with couplist and pixar animation character shaw. They are trying to come up with legislation to support gun control legislation in congress. The agendadriven c. D. C. With the agenda of eradicating diseases. Gun control. Right. Scientists use numbers and facts and Peer Reviewed studies to do one thing, destroy the Second Amendment, even Mark Rosenberg cant deny that fact. The centers for Disease Control does have some biases but those biases are in favor of preserving life, promoting well being. Yeah, liberal causes. C. D. C. Has the largest collection of professionals working on violence prevention and it has the potential of what would get us out of the problem of gun violence. Fortunately, thats not going to happen because, if you remember, former arkansas congressman jay dickey pulled a total dickey move and helped pass the dickey amendment. The jay dickey guys, that congressman said were going to take that money away from c. D. C. And were going to put language thats going to govern how you spend all of your money. I thought of him as h arch enemy, this devil incarnate. Ooh that guy sounds like a freedomloving badass to bring about gun control advocacy so where is he now . With a gun, of course. This guy is the kind of Second Amendment defender who could slap sense into Mark Rosenberg. Hey are you jay dickey . Yeah, whats it to ya . Come with me. Here come the fireworks. I brought the guy, jay dickey. Hey. I, mark. I thought i was going to see old man fight club. What the bleep is going on . Jay, tell him how you feel about the c. D. C. Doing research about gun violence. I think the c. D. C. Should do the gun research that relates to gun violence. Youre the guy. Its your bill. I feel different now than before. Science has answers and research is the way to free it. Thats the way i see it. I learned that we could find ways to prevent gun violence and to protect gun rights at the same time. Bull bleep . How are these two sitting in the same room together . Here you had a bornagain christian, conservative, n. R. A. Spokesperson e3 republican. , and here you had this wiseass, liberal, northeast jewish kid overeducated. You guys are funny, from total different perspective put together like that tv show. The odd couple. No, two broke girls, because theres two of you and its just like that show. Is that the show . But quantico. You guys are like a tv show. But its more important than that. You might say, jason, he was born again for jay to change why dont you call him a jordan . There is a river in israel named the jordan river. I feel like any second you are going to start braiding each others hair. They are the most adorable old guys on the planet pushing for research for gun violence prevention and i was starting to get on board. This nation poured hundreds of millions of dollars into research to design safer cars and roads, why dont we pour money into Gun Violence Prevention Research and maybe we can also save lives and protect gun rights . Theyre right but does jazz shaw, the worlds worst fake typier agree . The c. D. C. Study automobile accidents, made america safer. Shouldnt we take some of that energy and put it on other things that kill people like gun deaths . They did good work and probably saved a lot of lives. But . , while we studied cars, how many people died in Car Accidents . If we cant get rid to have the entire problem a lot of people die in Car Accidents still. But a lot less because we made progress and studied them. Right, and made improvements to the safety equipment. Sounds great how are you going to improve the gun. Youre going to study it, bleep . Sorry, lost my cool. Point, is there is on the one way to reach a middle ground and make progress reducing gun violence in this country. We need to stop the screamers but shoot down the ideas that are bad. Thats a great idea. It was time to set our sites on ignorance, to take aim at dumb arguments like science has an antigun bias or we should take away all guns immediately because thats never going to happen. We can move towards a better america by literally pulling the trigger bleep . And blowing these bad ideas out of the sky it helps the metaphor if we actually hit them. Progress could take a while. Trevor jordan klepper, everybody everybody well be right back hey there, can i help you with anything . Hey siri, whats at ts latest offer . Oh, i dont think that siri can. Right now, switch to at t for an iphone and get one free. Wow, is that right . Yeah, its basically. Yes. That is the current offer from at t. Okay siri, you dont know everything. Well, i know you asked me to call you the at t hostess with the mostest. Okay, shut her down. Turn it off. 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Learn how you can be prepared at pge. Com beprepared. Together, were building a better california. cheers and applause trevor welcome back my guest tonight is the mayor of new york city. Please welcome mayor bill deblasio cheers and applause how do you do, mayor . Very good to see you, trevor. Trevor how do you address a mayor . I think you did really well. Trevor thats it . Yeah. How do you address trevor noah. Trevor you say whats up . Whats up . Trevor thank you so much for being here. This is fun. Because i live in your city. And we are happy youre here. Trevor i am one of your citizens, this is great. I have so many questions. Whats up with the rats . No, no. Lets start at the top. I think this sounds like a simple, stupid question, but what does a mayor actually do . Im still trying to figure that out, but youve got to make a lot of decisions every day that affect peoples lives. One of the things i came into office saying we were going to do is provide fullday prek for every child in this city of prek age. applause and that was the first day of my mayorality. Getting it done, a lot of meetings and convincing people to do what they might not do otherwise, ending bureaucracy, endlessly pushing a vision. A mayor tries to get someplace you havent been before. Trevor the prek thing, everyone loves the idea. Everyone says it was so expensive to have your child in school before that time and prek was such a powerful move, but you have challenges you have to face every day as mayor. Yes. Trevor from all different sides. For instance, you spend a lot of time up against new App Companies like airbnb, uber, like, they dont make your life easy, do they . No. Trevor but look, sharing economy is part of our lives now and certainly a lot of benefits to it, but lets face it, a lot of it was created without trying to figure out what was fair for the places it was going to be trevor yes. And where the city government, were concerned about safety, were concerned about making sure people are treated fairly. In case of, say, uber, we want to make sure folks with disabilities have access to the vehicles, we want to make sure there is revenue that comes from these activities because everyone else is paying taxes, they should, too, so we can have police and schools and all the things. But its a new world and its going to take a new set of rules and there is been a certain amount of trying to find our way. Trevor as an app user, its always easy for me to go why would you be up against these people . Seems like the city just doesnt want to move into the new age. It seems like the city is sort of not in the pockets of i dont say in the pockets of hotels and, lets say, taxi companies. No, its a new world. Trevor yeah. Its a new world and, again, many advantages, a set of challenges. Airbnb, again, something that is very good for a lot of people but has come with new problems that we didnt have before. Trevor such as . Well, i mean, some people, unfortunately, have taken advantage of it and decided to create de facto hotels and gotten a lot of apartments and renting them out and its a business and not a residence. If youre a business, you should be registered like a business, pay taxes and go through safety inspections like a business. Other people just rent out a room once in a while. Thats fine. Thats not a big deal. But trying to figure out what those ground rules and limits are, its like Everything Else in the world, you know, the goal of government and the role of government is to make sure anything that happens with business is fair to people, fair to workers, is fair to consumers, is safe and, with the sharing economy, those ground rules still dont exist on a consistent basis. Trevor its such a difficult job, i imagine, because you are the face of what Everyone Wants to complain about. Like, lets say the subway, for instance. So you have been to new york city. laughter trevor but, like, the subway, and i think its because your name is so nice to shout as well, every time a train is delayed. Deblasio are you supposed to be doing everything about everything . My ancestors should have thought about that. My name is very yellable. laughter the state of new york runs our subways but if someone comes to me, they will express their frustrations. When you go into this kind of job, mayors talk to this about me across the country, were the complaint desk, the goto for everyone. But that is the beauty of the job and youre working with people and they will tell you their problems. A lot of people dont feel the government has treated them fairly for years and years. This is why especially as you know i am very involved in addressing income inequality. You see, why are people angry and frustrated . Because theyve seen your incomes go down, economic equality decline and wonder if their kids will have near as good a life as they. Would you be consent . Arrange and frustration is the natural way to feel when they go through that then they take the frustration out on a government they feel has let them down. Trevor that let them down especially when it comes to income inequality. Funny you bring that up because you were big on income inequality which seems like a Bernie Sanders supporter and yet youve endorsed hillary. Tv time is up, well be talking more on the web and app. But for now, well be right back. Mayor bill deblasio, everyone. cheers and applause only those who dare. Drive the world forward. Introducing the firstever cadillac ct6. Heineken is served its world famous. Like me. Come here. Look it happens all the time. Antonio banderas its Antonio Banderas from the movies. Enjoyed in 192 countries. Theres more behind the star. Uh. Introducing centrum vitamints. A new multivitamin you enjoy like a mint. With a full spectrum of nutrients. New centrum vitamints. cheers and applause thats our show now here it is. Your moment of zen. I backed mitt romney. I backed him. You can see how loyal he is. He was begging for my endorsement. I could have said, mitt, drop to your knees, he would have dropped to his knees. He was beg captioning sponsoredy Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much thank you oh, please. Too kind. Thank you so much. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. 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