This is insane. laughter and also, a great opportunity for us. Because, you see, all we need to do now is make sure none of their attacks ever work again and all we need to do is secretly replace their help desk operators with our guys. laughter imagine what we could do if we could infiltrate the system. Yeah, we would just be there like yes, im sorry youre having trouble with your suicide vest. Yes, are you alone and at home by yourself . Good. Well, have you tried turning it off and back on again . blast laughter cheers and applause hello . Hello . Next caller. laughter but, of course, getting rid of i. S. I. S. Is not that simple which is why president obama has been facing some really tough questions. I think a lot of americans have this frustration in that they see the United States has the greatest military in the world, it has the backing of nearly every other country in the world when it comes to taking on i. S. I. S. I guess the question is and if youll forgive the language is why cant we take out these bastards . laughter trevor first of all, kudos to the president for only cussing that journalist out in his head. laughter and secondly, cnns jim acosta, im glad you apologized for that potty mouth of yours. Yeah, i got to apologize for this, uh, bastards. Whoa hoa somebodys been hanging out with his older cousin whoa hey, guys, are we going to get these i. S. I. S. Knuckleheads or what . Come on theyre a bunch of jerk wads im telling the birdbrains theyll know whats coming weve got to give these i. S. I. S. Shmucks the wingadingding who are you . The president responded as if the question was actually coming from an adult. Were going to continue to pursue the strategy that has the best chance of working even though it does not offer the satisfaction, i guess, of a neat headline or an immediate resolution. Trevor im sorry, president obama. This is nonimmediate resolution stuff is just not going to cut it. These are americans youre talking to. The people who spend millions of dollars a year on diet pills that will make you lose 50 pounds in five days. These are the inventors of the tv dinner americans wont even gram unless independents insta. I understand the impulse we just want to get revenge. I get it. Thats anger. Thats one of the stages of grief most people go through if theyre normal. In the last few days, weve seen not everyone is normal, and most of them are running for office. You see, for some politicians, they dont go through the five stages denial, anger, bargaining, um, anger, and the department of commerce. For example, politician grieving stage one use the tragedy as an excuse to say what you would have said anyway. You can say what you want, but if they had guns, if our people had guns, if they were allowed to carry, it would have been a much, much different situation. Trevor what . why is your answer always more guns . Its like saying lets dig our way out of this hole with more holes. laughter sorry the last transformers movie sucked. Here, well fix it with another one it doesnt work that way once youve worked through the first, then you can move to the next stage of political grief break out the nazi comparisons. Secretary clinton did not want to use the word radical islam. Your response. I dont understand it. Its like saying we werent at war with the nazis because it mayo fend some germans who were members to have the nazi party but not violent themselves. Trevor not exactly the same thing because islam is a religion and its open for violent and peaceful interpretation, like our peaceful christianity with encompass both the spanish inquisition and the little old laity in church talking about her at tha cats diabetes medic torture either way. But marco rubio to say nonviolent radical muslims is the same as nonviolent nazis is not correct. The nazis knew what they were getting into it. Its not like the majority were in it for nonfascist reasons im all in it for the boots but the violent stuff is totally not cool, ya applause you see, whats happening is some democrats, for instance hillary clinton, think its unwise to use the term radical islam to describe the terrorists. Because of that somerooms, for instance most of them, are air causing democrats of not genuinely wanting to defeat i. S. I. S. Theyre more interested in protecting the image of islam than americans. Tucker, if these were militant methodists, extreme episcopalians, bad boy baptists, do you think we would be afraid to say that . Trevor no, we would not be afraid to say that because bad boy baptists is an awful name for a terrorist group. laughter but. A great name for your christian soul rock oneman bassonly album yeah, yeah my personal favorite track three, blessed are the funky. laughter but according to Mike Huckabee, we need to recognize our desperate situation. The ones who are ready to cut our heads off, the ones who are blowing up people in paris and all over the world, it just happens theyre all radical muslims. We better wake up and smell the falafel. audience reacts trevor now, there are a few things wrong with that statement. laughter number one, falafel is not a breakfast food. Number two, it doesnt really smell like anything. And number three, the racism. I really should have led with the racism, i know. applause then there is the final stage of political grief you focus on how to handle the tide of refugees fleeing syria and i. S. I. S. This stage is known as just Say Something really bleep crazy. If we displace people used to a desert climate living in the middle east, speaking a language not common to america and essentially living in a culture and amidst a religion that is not that common here, we really are creating a disruption. If were serious about wanting to protect them, then lets do it in a climate with a language, with the culture and the religion theyre more comfortable with. Trevor you know, Mike Huckabee makes a good point. Can you imagine if people started coming to america from all over the world, bringing their different languages, cultures and religions, mixing and changing the culture thats already here till it becomes something totally new, what kind of country would this be . but you know what, Mike Huckabee, i understand you as someone whose family has been here for generations as a i guess a native american, you can say. I could see why this idea would frighten you. Well be right back. 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Trevor welcome back to the daily show now, as we discussed earlier, in the wake of paris, there has been controversy over whether america should accept Syrian Refugees but a group of leaders are waiting to take action. More than two dozen governors are saying the refugees are not welcome in their states. Governors from texas, michigan an and elsewhere have crowd vowed to bar refugees from entering their states citing security risks. It is my responsibility as the governor of alabama to make sure the people of alabama are safe and secure. Trevor thats right, alabama will not let syrians come here and kill americans. Thats what waffle house is for. applause heres the funny thing. The governors dont have the Legal Authority from stopping frfgz set thing in their states which is exactly what enabled them to act all tough toward the refugees. Its a like whos like, oh, man i would be kicking out all these refugees if the federal government wasnt holding me back right now, i swear to god i would to be fair, the f. B. I. Said that because to have the chaos in syria. There is no basis to check the backgrounds of the Syrian Refugees so the states kerns are not unfounded though alabama governor might be jumping the gun a bit. Alabama governor saying he will not accept any Syrian Refugees. Trevor what . Alabama will not accept any Syrian Refugees . The question is, how many Syrian Refugees are in alabama . No Syrian Refugees so far have located to alabama to date. Trevor that has to hurt, alabama. Alabamas basically the ugly guy at the club pointing out all the girls hes not going home with. Not going home with her. Not going home with her. Not going home with her, but nobodys looking at you, alabama. For more on the syrian debate we go to roy wood, jr. In alabama tonight, everybody cheers and applause roy, as an alabama native, can you make sense of these efforts . Sure, trevor. The governor has to keep alabama safe, and if we cant tell who the bad refugees are, then we cant let any of them in trevor but, roy, thats dangerous. Isnt that like saying you cant trust all police just because there are a few bad ones . Exactly, trevor now youre getting it trevor no, roy, i wasnt agreeing with you. I hear you, trevor, all cops are bad laughter anyway, heres the thing, man, alabama knows were eventually going to have to let these refugees in. We just need time to make the state ready for them. Trevor this is not about not wanting people, its about hospitality . Thats right. Alabama takes hospitality seriously. Strangers should expect a warm glass of cornbread, a glass of sweet tea to dip it in and a heaping helping of racism. Trevor im sorry, did you say racism . So you dont want the refugees . No, we just dont know how to hate em yet. laughter look, the syrians deserve the full alabama experience. So we need some time to figure out their racism do you know how long it took alabama to come up with the intricate laws that now undermine black voters . Oppression is like good barbecue if refugees can just hold out a little while longer, well have some racism ready for them that will fall right off the bone whoo applause they gonna be, like, bam thats some good county fair blue ribbon barbecue trevor you dont have to tell me about racism, im from south africa, man. Thats why you should know. Apartheid didnt happen overnight that sat in the smoker for 50 years do you know what it did after that . Trevor it fell off the bone. It fell off the bone damn right trevor youre saying at some point, the governor of alabama is going to let these people come in . Absolutely. I wouldnt be shocked if he already put together a Racism Task Force to build an infrastructure custom fit for the syrian experience. Trevor i dont understand, like syrian only water fountains . Thats the thing we dont even know if they drink water were trying to read up on it but were 47th in reading its too slow we dont even have a racial slur for syrians yet what do you call them . Syriaites . Serials . Hey, siris . How can i help you, roy . Damn it, siri what did i tell you . You told me to find an herbal cure for gonorrhea. laughter cancel, cancel trevor okay, roy, surely you dont agree with whats happening in alabama. I dont agree with it. I just answer it. The governor doesnt speak for everyone in the state. Im from birmingham and i can tell you firsthand alabama is full of good people who want to live in a place with solid values where neighbors treat each other right. Thats why they moved to atlanta. laughter trevor they moved to atlanta, georgia . Thats a great idea, trevor thats where the refugees should go. There is strip clubs, football, the syrians would have a blast go to atlanta you siris mapping to atlanta. Oh, shut up im switching to andr happy holidays switch to Cricket Wireless and for a limited time, choose from four smartphones, now free after mailin rebate cricket visa promotion card. And get more 4g lte coverage nationwide than tmobile or sprint. Woohoo only from the merrier carrier. Cricket wireless. Something to smile about. Not much has changed except. Thit feels different. Now you press lightly to peek. And deeper to pop. It changes how easily you can peek a flight. Check a post. Search for dinner. Oh, you guys are gonna love that place you can find a getaway easier. Yeah, go there and find music easier. Wait, are you listening to your own song . Jamie foxx no, i was. Uh, hello . So pretty much everything you do feels different. And. Thats whats changed. 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This is just reading through it is insane. So you are the man that was behind genuine pony, missy rain, jump through timberland and ma goo. Justin timberlake. Cry me a river, 60 befnlgt what goes around comes around. Plenty of experience. Jayz pimping. Promiscuous, madonna. One republic, apologize and worked with drake, beyonce, usher, lil kim, snoop dogg, everybody cheers and applause which begs the question, who do you listen to . Oh, i listen to all my kids. laughter no, i listen now to salina gomez. Trevor oh, yeah . Oh, look at that. She pretty cold. laughter i like her. I like her swag now. Trevor she has a lot of swag. She was at the victorias secret show and had a lot of swag on the runway singing yeah, pretty cool. Trevor lets talk about the book. A lot of people dont think of timbaland as a guy to i would think of you making a musical but a book first is interesting. Notice how he made a pitch. He just gave me an idea. Trevor its about your life, how you got into the music business, where you went and how you got to this place. Lets start at the beginning. You were always in some music. Your dad was not so into music. He was not but he was. Like i feel like he had a lovehate for it. Maybe because i made it and he didnt. But he loved me, though. Trevor you picked that up in the book, but what was fascinating to me is the fact he said the line. Thats the famous line i think everyone should stay away from is, you need to quit this because this is not going to make you money, you need to go and focus on your school. Do you ever just do this to your dad sometimes . Do you ever laughter im so guilty. laughter yeah. Yeah, like a puppy. Trevor yeah, youve gone from really humble beginnings. A lot of people think you in fact, i thought this before i read the book that you put Missy Elliott on only to find you know a woman is stronger than a man. cheers and applause she put me on. You see, i wouldnt have got in no rain suit. Trevor yeah. She did. Trevor no, but now youve created this empire, this world around you. I mean, its funny, i say the word empire because you have gone and transcended from just music on the radio to producing the music in arguably the biggest show people have seen in a long time and that is empire. Yeah. cheers and applause yeah. Trevor when youre making the music for the show, how do you get into that . Everything feels like timbaland. How do you get into that space . First, it was a little uneasy because it was different. Like its a new job, so what i have to do is really take the artists hat off and put on the executive hat. That took me a little transition, so i want to credit fox for that because fox really walked me through how the procedures go no, tim, dont do this and i was very it felt like school. So once i learned the logistics, thats when i crank them out and i can get into my zone. First, i have to learn how it works, because it didnt register because i just do music by feeling. Trevor because you think in music. One of the funniest stories i read in the book was you talking about playing you would play the pots and pans in the kitchen and you would hear music which a lot of kids can say they did but you would hear music, which made me wonder, when you were getting a spanking, could you hear the beat of that . Was it like a pop pop let me tell thats a good one this is my dad. Didnt i tell you to not cheers and applause laughter you know, black parents always talk to you while while they beat you like didnt i tell you not to and im, like, isnt that a song, dad . Trevor you were feeling the pain in beats. If i could go back in time and record i would be, like, dad, we made a song laughter trevor its amazing. If you love music, the man, the story, the emperor of sound is in stores now. Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only timbaland cheers and applause [wind blowing] this mountain doesnt own a watch. Its not in a hurry to get where its going. And yet, after millions of years, it has arrived. Its what inspired us to coldage our beer. Which, thankfully, takes a little less than a million years. Coors light. Born in the rockies. cheers and applause trevor thats our show. Stay tuned for the nightly show. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. Do you think you really understand this enemy enough to defeat them and protect the homeland . All right, so this is another variation on the same question, and i guess let me try it one last time. Tonightly, 30 u. S. Stase are refiewsing to admit Syrian Refugees including alabama and georgia. On the bright side for Syrian Refugees they wont be subjected to alabama or georgia. laughter sorry. U. S. College campuses are hit with a rash of racially charged student protests. The good news is thats a lot better than the rash that usually hits college campuses. laughter keep it at 100. And we ask the question, are some campus protests more meaningful than others . Im talking to you mario kart lives matter. This is the nightly show, lets do it. Captioning sponsored by comedy central