To code brown jim in. Today marks the beginning of the atlantic Hurricane Season. The beginning of the atlantic hurricane see. Hurricane season. Yes, Hurricane Season seems to come earlier and earlier every year because thanks to global warning it never really ends. laughter but heres my number one Hurricane Season safety tip. If you live anywhere on the coast from galveston, texas, to wilmington, north carolina, dont. laughter now weve just found out weve just found out, folks, when it comes to hurricanes there is a new name for danger. And its girlly. According to a new study researchers looked at more than 16 years of death tolls from hurricanes and they found femalenamed hurricanes killed more people than the male ones. laughter stephen yes. Oh yes. When it comes to destruction, the lady storm shattered the Glass Ceiling well, the glass everything. laughter according to the study, people dont take hurricanes as seriously if they have a feminine name. And neither consider them as risky nor take the same precaution. Hey, weve all been there. I hear hurricane irene is coming, i say wow, she sounds like a lovely lady. So i go out to greet her in the yard with a bucket of nails. Next thing i know, im floating past a high school clinging to a bloated cow carcass. laughter its the float of shame. laughter the study even suggests that changing a severe hurricanes name from charley to eloise could nearly triple its death toll, which means if Charley Manson had changed his name to eloise manson, we have been three times as homicidal. Because everybody trusts a nice lady with a forehead swastika. Now folks, there are people out there who think this is pure sexism reflecting for from meaningful social change, whatever. But in the meantime i say we can use this bias to keep us all safe this year by making every storm sound as badass and masculine as possible with weather alerts like this. This sunday, sunday, sunday, through october, tober, tober, el nino becomes a man. And brings you hurricane balls backtoback with Tropical Storm magnus man thunder croc. Youre to the going to want to be there. laughter stephen and thats cheers and applause nation, ive always been a huge fan of amazon. Its he the only place you can get all your shopping done in your underwear, at least amazon sells everything, a scooby doo chest set, a neon full body like ra suit lycra suit, a sampler pack of kang ra radio jerky, a shed to hide your disturbing amazon purchases from your family. But now im not just mad at amazon, im mad prime. Because i just found out that they are deterring customers from buying books by stephen colbert. And as any long time viewer of this show knows, theyre fighting with pie publisher hachette and amazon is playing hard cover. Amazon seems to be stepping up its battle with book publish esch hachette, now refusing orders for some upcoming Hachette Books. Amazon has been accused of using different tactics to quietly deter publishes from buying books from hachette. Amazon has been accused from raising prices to deliberately delaying shipments. Delaying shipments. Sometimes three to four weeks. Folks, that is just cruel. If you ordered hachettes 21 day weight loss by the time it arrives, youre still fat. laughter and this is a big blow its a big blow to my bottom line. Because amazon controls around 50 of all book sales. Thats right. 30 books a year laughter amazon even released a statement encouraging customers to buy used copies of Hachette Books from other sellers. Folks, publishers and authors get no cash from used book sales. Plus, you dont want them. laughter used books are the of the literary world, passed a around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison. laughter and i am not the only victim here. Take harry potter author jk rowling. Amazon has taken the preorder buttons off her new hachette book the silkworm, a vicious tactic by amazons c. E. O. Jeff bezos, or should i say lord bezomort. And this this has pushed me past my tipping point. I think. Because im still waiting for my copy of Hachette Novell novel the tipping point. I tell you what, amazon, i have got a Little Package for you right here, okay. This package is care of me, jk rowling and explaino the clown here, okay. All right . It is shipped immediately and a lot of packaging, all right. And i think youre really going to like it. Oh, wait a second. Here it. applause wlingz wlingz ouxz xz wauted xz oh, wait, amazon, customers that enjoy this also bought this. laughter applause so watch out bezos, because this means war. An sure amazon may have an army of drones but hachette has whatever a hachette is. Im going say a tiny french hachette. And here to help me fight back is winner of the National Book award and the ken faulkner award my fellow amazon victim sherman alexie, thank you so much for coming on. Thank you. Good to see you. You want to pop some bubble wrap . Yeah. Stephen all right. Sherman Everybody Knows youre the author of the absolutely true diary of a parttime indian. Why is amazon doing this to us . Im just happy to be here. If amazon had been in charge of the travel it would have taken me two to five weeks to get here. Yeah, yeah. applause theyre doing because they won a monopoly. They control 40 to 50 of the book market and they want more. And the only way they can do that is by forcing the price lower and lower and lower and making it impossible for more and more publishers to publish their book. Is this a giant, is this a giant creating monopoly trying to crush the little guy . No, its two giants fighting each other. Hachette is a big corporation. A giant corporation but without do i root for then. You root for the author. You root for the author, thats you. Thats me. Were good for each other because i was on my side but i wanted to make sure. What can we as the victim in this fight, what can we do to fight back . Number one, you dont stop there. For anything. At amazon. cheers and applause until this is settled. Until this is settled but the fact that is amazon controls so much of our world that we dont even know about. Because theyre on the internet and invisible were not aware of their nomination. Its toughest on Young Authors who are being published for the first time. Much in the way amazon has created this for free publicity, its everything. The fortunes of a movie are determined before its ever screened in the theatre. The fortunes of a book are determined before it ever hits the shelf. Free publicity and free sales determine the success of a book. So the fact that like first time author you cant get any presales or orders are delayed is really hurting. The book is dead. Okay, here is one that you recommended. Its called california by edden lapucky, all right, a good one. An incredible book. Its a book set in mid apocalyptic United States where an economic, social political apocalypse has happened and its a love story of this young couple who are trying to survive. Have we lost any big cities . Los angeles goes, and so its got a happy ending. Yes, exactly. Okay. So heres the deal. I, right now you cant actually preorder this on amazon because of this game theyre playing with my publisher. Instead i want you to go to my web site colbert nation. Com. We have got a deal with power book portland. You can order this book through my web site, through and were going to prove that i can sell more books than amazon. All right, and when you buy it, dont forget, dont forget all also my web site you can download this sheet of stickers, it says i didnt buy it an amazon. Peel it off and then put it right on any book that you are reading, okay. And remember, if you dont have any sticker printer paper, you can order from amazon. They sell its cheap and you can get it the next day. Sherman alexie thank you so much for joining me. cheers and applause sherman alexie, california. Well be right back. Fame, makes a man take things over fame, lets him loose, hard to swallow fame, puts you there where things are hollow the evolution of luxury continues. The next generation 2015 escalade. Fame stephen thanks too much. Welcome back, everybody, thanks so much. Folks, if you watch this show you know that i dont like to toot my own horn, as a catholic i was taught that selftooting is a sin. But tonight im compelled to take a moment to recognize someone elses recognition of me. Jim . A new study says that one person on this one tv show is actually doing a better job educating you than other News Organizations, who is that . Answer, the colbert report. Researchers at the colbert nation not only thought they knew more about something as wonky as campaignfinance reform than others, they were actually right. Stephen thats right. I did a better job informing the public about campaignfinance reform than every other News Organization and cnn. cheers and applause long time viewers will fondly recall the super pac i set up in 2011, Colbert Super pac, you know our motto, making a better tomorrow tomorrow. Stephen close. And over the course of two years we reached our goal of me collecting over a Million Dollars that i was free so to spend in total secretary recognize secrecy. A Little Something in my throat. laughter applause cheers and applause now the study says the key to my informing you was setting up my own super pac because you get to see the process as opposed to a new source where they just would tell you this is the way it is. So let that be a lesson to you fox news. Show, dont tell. If you want your viewers to have a better understanding of your editorial positions they need to see you sucking ted cruzs balls. laughter nation, very salty, salty. A little im guessing a little mystique. Nation, this is an historic moment for the report. I have been ranked the most informative of all american News Organizations. And im incredibly sorry. laughter because when we began this show i promised to peel the news at you from my gut. That is why i yank everything i say directly out of my ass because its the shortest distance between my gut and you. I never intended to be an educator . Whats next, getting paid like one . Oh. Oh. Domestic automobiles. I let you down, nation. Clearly i must work harder at informing you less. And to do that i hummably bough myself before the master. Coming up negotiation, are you ready . For a prince selfie . What videos did you are forward to your friends. The baby squirrel need we say any more. Were going to introduce you to the worlds first burrito vending machine. Coming up next right here what your dog could be doing when youre not home. laughter stephen wow. The bar oflyness has been set very high. But i think i got it. When we return i will spend six minutes reading questions off a card to 22 jump treat star jonah hill. Well be right back. He thought it was the endn for his dof the conversation. D. She didnt tell him that her College Expenses were going up. Or that she maxed out her card during spring break. When the satellite provider checked his credit, he found out his daughter didnt pay her bills. But hes not worried. Now he checks his Credit Report and score at experian. Com, allowing him to keep track of his credit and take a break of his own. Experian. Live credit confident. How can a tablet replace your laptop . Start with the best writing experience. Make it incredibly thin. Add an adjustable kickstand, a keyboard, a usb port, and the freedom of touch. 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Going to actual college, not online college. Looking for code messages and lectures. What are you talking about. Look around. This is our city. What do we want to be in college. Youre right,. The tide comes in at 10 30 a. M. Then it will return to the sea. This report. Lets do this. Turned down for what turned down for what turned down for what. Stephen i got to get a gun. Please welcome jonah hill. cheers and applause hey, jonah good to see you, thank you for coming on. They love you. Stephen they love you, what are you talking b theyre loving me to love you. Im a love vehicle tonight, thats it. Yes. Stephen actor, writer, producer. Yeah. Stephen nominated twice for academy awards. Yeah. Stephen first your performance in money balls then wolf of wall street, new movie twentytwo jump street, opens june 13th. Thats right, friday the 13th. Spooky, not a horror movie. Stephen before we get started i just want to get something out of the way here, the elephant in the room. Uhhuh. Stephen learned something, you know, something disturbing. Uhhuh. Stephen recently. Revealed that you are friends with yeah. Stephen and would you like to apologize because i have had moves like jagger in my head for three years and someone needs to say theyre freaking sorry for that, anything to say . Nope . cheers and applause stephen all right, all right. He is a great guy. Stephen hes a great guy, all right, i would think twice about that. But the song is too catchy. Stephen how did you make the cross from comedy to drama. Because a lot of comedians want to do that or people who do comedy but you are one of those rare guise, like youve done some great comedy and youve done oscar be, you know, calibre drama. You are like dumpy tom hanks. laughter i mean that in the best possible way. That is that is the best compliment ive ever received in my life. cheers and applause ill take it. No, i i love all different kinds of films. I am not, you know, i dont feel funny all the time. I dont feel superserious all the time so to me its important to go back and forth and really mix it up, you know, to really to really express yourself in different ways, you know. Stephen uhhuh, no, i dont. laughter can we talk about something that makes me a little angry and thats channing tatum. Okay. Stephen because i saw the first movie twnteeone jump street, in credible. I saw the latest movie last night, because im a special person, i saw twentytwo jump street and its just as funny, youre hilarious in it but hes hilarious in it too, and this is a picture of him, jimmy can you put that up there. Is that fair . I thought and correct me if im wrong i thought comedians became comedians thats at his wedding. Stephen really. Knock, kidding. Stephen thats nice. I thought comedians became comedians because in high school they were living in the primordial ooze, like try a keep of social shrunken who tell jokes in order to lift their head into the Social Circle and cry out i am alive. Yes. Stephen notice me, love me. Well. Stephen why would he need that . I dont know, man. Stephen does it make you angry. No, no, i honestly. Stephen that doesnt make you angry at all . I mean. Stephen look at it laughter yeah, i [bleep] hate it, i [bleep] hate it sop much. No, its like its crazy when you work with someone who, you hired him, he was like i dont know how to be funny, youre funny, im not. I go just be honest, play the character an believe what you are are saying you will really funny because what we are writing is really stupid and theyll just believe these stupid things youre saying and sdechlt and then i was like [bleep] this guy is funnier than me in the movie. I saw the first cut of the movie and i was like oh no. Totally backfired on me. Stephen the first movie youre cops that go back to high school. And the second one are you cops that go back no one is looking it up right now. I just like hes in the corner of my eye like. Stephen is it true you work for scorsese like 60,000 for wolf of wall street because you really wanted to work with him. Yes, hes my hero and all i ever wanted to do was work for martin scorsese, goodfellas is my favorite film of all time. When that opportunity came up i would have paid him to just work for him. I would have cleaned the floor if he wanted me too. Stephen am i more important to you than scorsese because im paying you nothing right now. It is a tie. applause stephen jonah, thank you so much for joining me. Jonah hill, tenteetwo jump street, next friday, june 13th. Well be right back. This little light of mine im gonna let it shine this little light of mine [kids fighting] im gonna let it shine this little light of mine im gonna let it shine believe in yourself we do. Go you. Cigna. Tell us how being true to yourself keeps you healthy at cigna. 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Comedy central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org uncer june 3rd. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the show. Im jon stewart. Man, do we have a good show tonight. My guest tonight on this very night we have you want to hear this. My guest tonight is richard gervais. He is a comedian of note from the united kingdom. Very exciting