Cause. Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. He only had one summer the phillies. Theres goes a couple of plows demonstrating what i ready to go. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, good to have i with us. Whooo folks, thank you so much. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thank you so much. Folks, thank you for being here tonight. I dont know about you. Sometimes it feel i pite be the only one but folks, i am still glowing from the oscars. It was a magical evening which might still be going on. It was pretty long. laughter personally, i love oscar night because it gynes combines my two favorite things, competition and formal wear. Thats why i also love ice dancing and the ufcs tangling tuxedos. So pain deserving winners last night. But of course the biggest winner of the evening was slavery. And the oscar goes to 12 years a slave. I would like to thank the academy, thank you so much. I dedicate this award to all the people who have endured slavery. Stephen yes, this is a vicry for all those who endured slavery. Send the resounding message for us. Were even now. Okay . laughter because while it was bad, it was bad, okay t was bad and we did it, but slavery beat the things america loves most. Astronauts, tom hanks and jonah hill yanking it. laughter and since the terrible evil of slavery resulted in a best picture oscar, that means ultimately, slavery has a happy ending. laughter just like the draj dee of the titanic. If those people had lived to hear celine dion sing that song, im sure they gladly would drowned themselves. Folks, it wasnt just slavery t wasnt just slavery that got its long overdue recognition so, did matthew mcconneghey. He took home best actor for his role in Dallas Buyers Club and i have been a mcconnaehead photographer forever. He is only subject whoever has been honored with two word segments on the report. Sorry, afghanistan, try doing some more crunches. So folks, its not just me who is inspired by matthew mcconneghey so, is matthew mcconneghey. When i was 15 years old hi a very important person in my life said who is your hero. I said i have to think, give me a couple weeks, i come back, he said who is your hero. I thought about it, its me in ten years. So i turned 25. Ten years later. That same person comes to me and says are you a hero. And i was like not even close. No, no, no. She said why i said because pie hero is me at 35. So every day, every week, every month and every year of my life, my hero is always ten years away. Stephen only matthew mcconneghey has the humility to admit that however great he seems now, hes only getting better. laughter jk living, my friend. Nation, check your calendars, were only 250 days away from the midterm elections which are going be a referendum on at fordable care act also known as obamacare. This is going to be great for republicans because weve all horde about the lives the Affordable Care act has ruined. Like the story of republican den mother Kathy Mcmorris rogers told during her response to the state of the union. I not long ago i got a letter from bette in spokane who had hoped the 39s Health Care Law would save her money. But found out instead her premiums were going up nearly 700 a month. Stephen 700 a month. At that rate bette in spokane is never going to be able to afford that last name transplant. And when the spokane spokesman review tracked bette down, the paper revealed that bette refused to look for a less expensive option because, quote, i wouldnt go on the obama web site at all. Theres another flaw of the obamacare web site. You have to go on it to use it. laughter thats how they get you. applause now folks, poor bette is not alone. In fact so, many obamacare Horror Stories have been debunked at this point that the Los Angeles Times speculated that maybe there are no genuine obamacare Horror Stories. Yeah, or maybe there were until the death panels got them. Now luckily, americans for prosperity has a new antiobamacare aad with heartwrenching personal stories. Dear mrs. Kelly, your family plan is no longer available under the Affordable Care act. Dear miss davis, question no longer offer you the same policy. The doctor is no longer in the network due to the Affordable Care act. Due to the Affordable Care ago your montly premium has increased. Stephen folks, i wish these stories werent true. And msnbc is trying to grant my wish. Theyre really trying to show you, real images of real people losing their insurance. Just one problem. All these people you see in the ads, are paid actors. Theyre just pretending to be victims. Stephen and al sharpton should know because hes just pretending to be a journalist. laughter stephen okay. Okay. So those are actors and those letters theyre reading are works of fiction. But as an american for prosperity spokesman told abc news, in contrast to the story of a real voter, this ad is meant to be representative of americans from all walks of life. Nasss right. The ad isnt based on anyones real story. Its based on everyones fake story. But just because a that ad uses ackers doesnt mean there arent real people suffering because of obama care. An i found one, employees welcome actual louisiana resident chuck due prey, mr. Due prey, thank you so much for joining us. cheers and applause mr. Duprey, thank you so much for joining us. Well, hello, stephen. As we like to say in nawlins, salutations. Stephen thanks for being here. I have to ask you first, are you an actor . No, i have never im the average american joe who prefers to crack open a domestic beer and watch the nascars. laughter stephen okay, hes not an actor. Hes not an actor. He would have to tell me. Thats the law. So what is it you do down there in louisiana. Im a workman down on the job side which explains these hands good and gnarled like my daddies. Stephen thats a good back story. Thank you. Stephen laughter chors plaus. Stephen sadly the brisk inviting salty air has struck me with a severe case of fishermans foot for which there is no cure. Stephen but chuck, surely you have insurance. I did, stephen, until recently. I should have known. Coming home from the workplace my foot was throbbing which is a portent of ill news. Peering into the post box i discovered a letter revealing that the terrible truth. My Monthly Payments once lower than a well diggers heel had suddenly risen up like the roadway which claimed the life of my brother jacob. It was his 8th birthday. Was he the lucky one . And its all because of the Affordable Care line applause line. I am trying, dammit cheers and applause the Affordable Care act, yes, ive got it now. Thank you. Oh, boys, let me embrace you. Before death embraces me. Stephen are these your sons. Yes, sir. This is my son thomas and this is thomass understudy thomas. laughter poppa, you look sick. What . Your daddys as strong as a bear. Now you boys run along and you help your mother dig the hole. laughter as for me, stephen, my disease is advancing rapidly. This is where i say farewell. Stephen no, chuck, no, are you in pain . The only thing that hearts me, stephen, is knowing america will be living with a Healthcare System based on state run insurance exchanges. Re. cheers and applause stephen chuck duprey, everybody. Thank you. cheers and applause up. A short word thats a tall order. Up your game. Up the ante. And if you stumble, you get back up. Up isnt easy, and we ought to know. Were in the business of up. Everyday delta flies a quarter of Million People while investing billions improving everything from booking to baggage claim. Were raising the bar on flying and tomorrow we will up it yet again. Thank you so much, welcome back. Nation, if you check your calendars then youll know that march is womens history month. And there is no greater example in how far women have come. The annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Swimsuit issue has long been a bastion of civil rights from the occasional black mod told that one girl who was under 5, 10. And this year they have achieved a new milestone. Barby is posing for sports illustrates 50th swimsuit issue. The magazine crafted a Promo Campaign around the iconic doll. Inside the magazine top swimsuit models and barby dolls strike a pose. Stephen folks this is the perfect thing for any man whoever picked up a swimsuit issue and say i wish it would photture more things that remind me of my daughter. But sadly there are haters out there who want to crush barbies malibu dreamhouse. A barbie doll doesnt have i place in a mens magazine. In a mens magazine that is dedicated to sexualizing women. Having barbie, a little girls toy on the front cover only says to further sexualization of giferls, further the of women. Stephen no, this is the exact opposite of the object education of women strkts womenification of objects. But folks i dont have to sit here and defend barbie. Because barbie can defend herself as she wrote with her tiny glued together fingers in a full page New York Times ad, quote t is time to stop boxing in potential. Be free to launch a career in a swimsuit, lead a company while gorgeous or wear pink to an interview at m. I. T. The reality of today is that girls can go anywhere and be anything. Exactly. Sports illustrated swimsuit issues are about achieving womens dreams, of being a desert explorer or an astronaut or hiding under the mattress of a 13yearold boy. cheers and applause and folks, when it comes to dreams, not only does barbie have Sports Illustrated back, sports illustrates got hers. Inside did not respond to our request for comment but in their press release said swimsuit has delivered a message of empowerment, strength and bultee. Stephen yes, empowerment. Because theres nothing more empowering to a model than being replaced by a piece of plastic. And barby is a great role model for models. In some ways the perfect model. She doesnt blink s she doesnt move. She takes direction, takes instructions. laughter stephen yes, she doesnt blink, she doesnt move. Shes too busy being empowered to talk. And folks, applause stephen and folks, to prove that the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover is not about unrealistic body image or sexualization of childrens toys, i am calling on Sports Illustrated to make next years cover model mrs. Potato head. cheers and applause because he is the perfect model. You can change your features without plastic surgery. You can put her eyes on top of her head. You can put her nose where her ears are. And talk about silent f she gives you any lip, you can remove her lip. And if theres any part of her the photographer doesnt like, you can just put it right up her butt. Well be right back. Switch to tmobile well pay your familys early termination fees to help pay for her kids ice time, before earning 1 cash back. Guys everywhere, every time. 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You got a new article in the atlanta called the fraternity problem. Its worse than you think. The dark power of fraternitis. What is the dark power of fraternitis . I know about the bright strength of fraternities. That allows men to bond with each other. Well, its part of that great strength that leads to the dark side. Because theyre so powerful in College Administrations theyre able to get away with lots of things that are ultimately very dangerous to our young men and i thought i would highlight that in this article. Stephen what could be dangerous. I was an sae at dartmouth. And all we did was good works like the occasional food drive and then and then, you know, during pledge week we passed a grease 45 record from ass cheek to ass cheek in the basement. Yes. Stephen and thats just bonding. Is it because youre a woman and you dont understand the way men im just saying, no, no. I mean sororities are good too. Were you in a sorority. I was actually a Founding Member of a sorority so im not entirely opposed to the greek life. Stephen no youre part of the problem, evidently. Stephen okay. I thought it was time to become a business of a solution so i thought it was time to shine a bit of a bright light into the negative sides of fraternity life. Stephen i have my researchers look into this, 85 of all Supreme Court justices since 1910 have been frat members. Yes. Stephen 85 of fortune 500 executives are frat members. Thats right. Stephen so it must be good guys. Because laughter i mean you know what they say, nice guys become the heads of fortune 500 companies. Yes, well there are men who are extremely admirable who belonged to fraternities with is a great history of leadership and promoting business and politics and the law, but there are certain sort of traditions within fraternities that are aligned with a bad instinct. Stephen okay, bum me out, bum me out. Come on. Okay there is a violent hazing which has really scarred and injured many young men over the course of many decades. Stephen but its done with love, okay. Those are my bros. Right. I understand. Stephen my bros. We didnt have fraternities who would i call brosef or broham. Thats true. Im sorry. Stephen what am i doing. Dow want a beer . cheers and applause thank you, yes. Stephen thank you very much, its all foam, im sorry about that. Uhhuh. See you could do a keg stand now and show that cheers and applause stephen or, or you could. Well i was in a sorority after all but my son is here tonight so i wont go that far. Stephen okay. cheers and applause cuss that take you back. Its horrible. Stephen does that take back. Never a beer drinker. But anything for the show. Stephen did you where did you go to college. University of virginia. Stephen you va, that has a serious frat system there i spent a lot of time in the phi cap house. Okay, upstairs. Stephen sure, upstairs, downstairs, everywhere in that house, right there on that rugby field. The quad. Did you ever spend any time down there. Well, you know, its interesting when i was an undergraduate i was explicitly told even by the administration at uva to never go upstairs in a Fraternity House unless i had sober companions with me because there was so much rape in the Fraternity Houses and that is something that hasnt changed over the year there is still Sexual Assault. Not all fraternitis. Stephen i know, now are you playing the Sexual Assault card. And now i lose. I think you have i think youve had enough of that. applause stephen so i mean how widespread is the dark power of frat . Is there a redeeming factor to them . Well, there certainly is. If you are in a good from attorney wit tremendous leadership training, mentoring it, they do millions of hours of community service. Millions of dollars for worthy causes so when fraternities are done in a good way, if theyre alcohol problem is not bad, theyre wonderful organizations. But they can be extremely dangerous age even devastating to the young people who party there. Stephen do you think anything will be done to tone down the Party Culture of frats . Because you know, thats what people join frats for, isnt it . Its like drink blooep drink [bleep] drink [bleep]. cheers and applause caitlin flanagan, the atlantic. Atlantic. Well be right back. Capital letters mean business. Or maybe that sign, with all its mighty force. Is natures way of weeding out the timid. You never know where fortune leads. New miller fortune. Undistilled with a smooth finish for spirited nights. Transferred money from his before larry instantly bank of america savings account to his merrill edge retirement account. Before he opened his first hot chocolate stand calling winter an underserved season. 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