Dirty for the sake of dirty. Nothing worse than that. On the show tonight. Listen i wont be cussing tonight. Just sos you know. No, i will. Dont [ bleep ] me. Allowing an artist to use the word [ bleep ] is not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. Its possible to play the instrument but why the [ bleep ] would you bother. Dont wave your finger at me, you knew when you got here thered be cussing. Last thing comedy needs it to be polite. World wasnt changed by anyone being wellmannered or quiet. Theres exhilaration in pushing the boundaries. I have memory of being three and would shower with my mother. Mom got her water from the showerhead. That water would then cascade down her ample boss om and pike off her 70s jew bush, that was my water. I was raised by parents who spoke explicitly. Theres something about growing up not knowing that talking about your vagina or penises was taboo. If you havent done it before, ladies go home and treat yourself. Do it tonight. Give your man a little push push in the tush, give him atari. Whole comedy career told to be less dirty and get more work if i toned it down a little bit. Its crazy like a high brow publication like the new yorker would be interested in interviewing me about why i find it funny to butt finger a man. I dont think theres any subject thats off limits. Other day a guy told me to suck a bag of [ bleep ]. Thats interesting. Total stranger told me to suck a bag of [ bleep ]. A whole bag of them. What we consider offensive or blue evolves with every generation. With vaudeville, first time, comedy becomes an industry. Poor father, he died of throat troubles. They hung him. Vaudeville is created commercially to clean up humor. Theres no cursing, theres no blasphemy, why . They want men, women and children to be able to come there. Want a bigger audience. Vaudevillian did something on stage that was objectionable, send a blue envelope backstage with the material they wanted excised from their act. That became the idea of the phrase blue material. Say good night. Good night. Vaudeville comedy was accessible to all but concurrently another style of comedy that was different. Burlesque houses like going to strip club. Guys with trench coats to watch girls. Different styles of comedy, different people performing within them. I see you lying there, my anger is arouses. I pull out my dirk. Now were getting to the point. Because the primary attraction was scantily clad ladies, in order to compete for attention a comedian had to do something to upstage a naked woman so do dirtyish comedy. A magician. What does she do . One trick thats amazing, mystifying. Takes a rubber ball, bounces it up and down and stands with her legs like this. When the little ball bounces up and down, it disappears. What are you bragging about . My wife does the same thing with a basketball. Sure . She does it the hard way. Shes knock kneed. Vaudeville is clean, burlesque is dirty. Burlesque audience is all male. Not going to burlesque to see the comic but to see the boobs. The dean martin celebrity roast coming from the mgm grand hotel. Dean, liked you to know that i canceled a proctologist appointment to be here tonight. And i think i made a mistake. So in the late 60s and 1970s would televise Friars Club Roasts but sanitized versions of what you would actually see the friars club. Theres a lot of reasons why we should honor this man tonight. First of all italian, i love italian people. Never forget, who said to me in brooklyn on a saturday night. The televises roasts that dean martin did were always so funny and fun to see. But something about the private friars club behind closed doors stag roasts, the fact they were these huge stars like jack benny and milton berle, the public had only heard on tv or on the radio be squeaky clean, suddenly see another side of it. Eight years and like most performers, asked thousands of acquaintances, thousands of people that he knows. But hes also one of the people who has close friends. I would like to say that im one. Dont want to speak for don but im one of his close friends. Thats important to don because queers need friends. The vaudeville style and burlesque tradition came together at the friars club. Its good when an artist can express themselves in a way that may not be acceptable outside that temple of free speech. People say theres a time and place for that kind of comedy, thats the time and place, the roast. Ill remember this evening probably as long as it takes me. With otezla, 75 clearer skin is achievable. Dont use if youre allergic to otezla. 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Com tv and never go to the post office again and mine super soft . Yes with the sleep number 360 smart bed, on sale now, you can both adjust your comfort with your sleep number setting. Can it help keep me asleep . Absolutely, it intelligently senses your movements and automatically adjusts to keep you both comfortable. And snoring . No problem. And done. So, you can really promise better sleep . Not promise. Prove. And now, during our new years special queen sleep number c4 smart bed is only 1299, save 400, plus 0 interest for 24 months on all beds. Ends new years day. Ladies and gentlemen, here is a very shocking comedian, the most shocking comedian of our time, a young man who is skyrocketing to fame, lenny bruce. You might be interested in how i became offensive. At that time there were laws on the book around obscenity. You couldnt say [ bleep ]. You couldnt say [ bleep ]. You couldnt say [ bleep ]. I mean can you imagine that . I would like to perhaps give you a four letter word. That starts with s and ends with a t. First time on television, not going to look at you when i say this because this way i cant get busted, you dont know who said it. The band said it. Starts with s and ends with t and word is is not. Lenny bruce saw himself as social critic. Part of that was challenging our language and why certain words were taboo. The jew has no concept that theres a dirty word graph. In other words f is worth 90 points and s is 90 points. If you listen to my fathers routines, you will hear a quote unquote obscenity, the socalled curse words or blue material. He did not use them for shock value, they had a purpose, a reason, leading to a point. And theres a difference between a big piece of art with [ bleep ] in the middle, big piece of art with a little art in the middle. You dont understand. If he was just playing small joint and wasnt a household name nobody would have bothered him but popularity started to grow and became a force and something of influence. Started to question authority and started to step on toes. Christ to moses, look at earth, obviously the book is bombing down there. Gideons shoved in motel drawers. Fly to new york. What is playing in st. Pats . Good double bill, spellman and sheen. Relating love and giving and forgiveness to the people and christ would be confused because the route took them through spanish harlem and wondering what 40 Puerto Ricans living in one roof and guy with this expensive watch. What about trampling on religions . I discuss religions, many points of view. Im interested, searching for an answer, as billy graham is. At this time priests and people of the cloth, you bowed to them. People get very angry because now talking about religion, belief system. You play with somebodys belief system and their religion, now you got a problem. And they got the powers that be crazy. Shut him up, youve got to silence him. Someone saw lenny bruce in club in chicago making jokes about the pope or something, and two detectives went on stage because of that remark and handcuffed him in front of the audience and took him away. You cant even imagine that today. They found it was obscene enough to put me in a jail cell for the last 24 hours. Thing i wish they would do is tell me what words were obscene . In court a cop is reciting what he thinks my father is talking about. When my father had the microphone doing this, he was imitating priest doing holy water in the pews. Cops wrote down it looked like he was pretending masturbation. It got fierce, really fierce. There were funny great comedians and blue but they chose him to make some ridiculous point. They took away his First Amendment rights. It was horrible moment. The reason i got arrested, i picked on the wrong god. If i would have picked on the god whose replica is the whoopee cushion store, tiki god, would have been cool but picked on the western god, the kennedy god. Thats how i screwed up. No matter how many times he would get arrested, dragged off the stage, no matter how many times he had to go to court, my father believed that he had the right to free speech. My dad went from making 150,000 a year to being registered as a pauper. We had no money. All the money and everything went on lawyers. The way that he was beaten down and beaten down and beaten down, coupled with his drug use is what killed him. Lenny really took the blows. He was the martyr, cleared the way for the new openness which was happening in all sorts of media in the 60s, but took guys Like Lenny Bruce to push the boundaries and go to jail for it. Theres not one piece of comedy being down today that didnt come out of something lenny bruce said, really. He was like the big bang. Did he take the hit for all of us . Yeah i imagine he did. Thank god for lenny bruce. Lets see, whats nice to follow a good heavy morose thing like that . A commercial. Yeah. Therabreath fresh breath oral rinse instantly fights all types of bad breath and works for 24 hours. So you can. Breathe easy. Theres therabreath at walmart. kickstart my heart by motley crue truck honks wheels screeching clapping sound of can hitting bag and bowl clapping always there in crunch time. One time lenny bruce was performing and George Carlin was in the audience and the police busted lenny bruce. As carlin has told it, the cops wanted to check everybodys i. D. Because if they could get somebody who was underage could really wreak havoc. And you have young George Carlin trying to be arrested with lenny bruce to be able to ride in the paddy wagon with him. Theyre going to bust lenny, theyre going to bust me. Gives me goosebumps just thinking about that. And lenny bruce said, how did you get in here . And he said well i refused to cooperate with the police and lenny bruce said, what are you . A schmuck . Carlin came up as traditional short hair standup comic, selfgetting ed sullivan gigs. Here is comedian comedy star George Carlin. Hippy dippy weather man. Tonights forecast, dark. At first wanted to have success. He got that success and felt that he was getting that success in a way that didnt speak to his heart. I used to be this guy or maybe this guy used to be me, i dont know, we were each other at one time. Wasnt long ago. I liked him. He was funny, had fun with him, did nice things for me. But there was nothing behind you, you know, kind of just superficial, just surface. All characters. I found out i wasnt in my own act. Guy who picks up from lenny is george, who goes right after the taboos again, constantly picking and picking. And irish priests heavily into penance and punishment, couple of novenas to do, stations of the cross, trip to lourds. Wow. That was one of the things that bothered me about my religion was the conflict between pain and pleasure because they were always pushing for pain and you were always pulling for pleasure, you know. George carlin was a word smith. Each of his routines memorized poetry, spent a year practicing the routines. Every word there for a reason, nothing by accident. Trouble is i wanted a list. Here are these words im not supposed to say. Lets have a look at them. Ill be glad to avoid them if i know what they are, you have to say them to know what they are, [ bleep ], oh, [ bleep ]. George carlin even more than lenny bruce before him had fun with vulgarity and that drove people crazy. I kept finding more ways to describe dirty words than there were dirty words. Dirty bad, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, offcolor, blue, in poor choice, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing, profanity, obscenity, all i could think of was [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. As you watch the bit, he initially gets shock laugh, then he begins inserting these vulgarities into very normal comfortable musical almost lyrical language to show you how ridiculous it is. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. Great way it start an orchestra. I got carlin records and i remember my dad listening to it with me. He was english major. Anything with word play and language he was always into it. Despite language he would let me hear it. United States Supreme Court has ruled that government can act against broadcasters who present offensive material. Upheld reprimand of a Radio Station that broadcast a record of George Carlin. Wbai played a cut from filthy words from earlier routine of seven words you can never say on television in the midafternoon about contemporary language and attitudes. Fcc took issue based on complaint from listener in automobile with his son and claimed it was indecent and invasion to his privacy and son shouldnt be subjected to that. Seven words you couldnt say on television didnt exist before George Carlin. It instantly goes into the court record and fcc and everybody pretends those were the actual words. He created the battle fought against him. Federal Commission Said wbai was wrong in playing the record but fcc imposed no punishment immediately and Supreme Court agreed. I was raised in time when using bad language was associated with people of low intelligence. He helped break that. No such thing as bad words but bad intentions. That was freedom. As soon as its desensitized its normal, then its not offensive. Then its not offensive, not afraid of it anymore. Everything George Carlin said was him looking at world going grow up, grow up, grow up. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] and tits. Added fart, turd and twat. And there are other words many of you are wondering about, why not considered or shown up on the list thus far. Looking closely. Some of your favorites might make the list later this year. [ bleep ], snatch, box, [ bleep ], joint, dork, poontang, cornhole and dingleberry. Alice loves the smell of gain so much, she wished it came in a fabric softener too. [throat clears] say hello to your fairy godmother, alice. Oh and look they got gain scent beads and dryer sheets too until redd foxx came along in 1956, nobody had recorded standup act and released it as album. Redd foxx is distinguished because he invented the genre of standup comedy records. Everybody in my town, preachers wife had the biggest ass in town. I know because i rode her ass sometimes. Sometimes so sweaty slid right off. Making explicitly sexual records or offcolor records sold in africanamerican communities. Everybody i knew growing up. Listened to by africanamericans but unknown. Put the record on when its dull and wait. Are they naughty . Yes. Theres a new bikini bathing suit coming out this summer. Its two bandaids and a cork. All right, two corks. My parents had the redd foxx dirty jokes record in the house and put it on after i went to bed, like it was porn or something. Hygiene, the toughest thing in the world to turn to your mate one night and say, youve got to wash your ass. Knowing how difficult it is, i said it for you in this album. Youve got to wash your ass. When you went to the record store, you often had to ask for these albums because they wouldnt be out that you could just pick them up out of the bin, often hidden or in a certain part of the story you needed assistance from people in the store because they were thought to be too scandalous. Ive heard several of them and its a miracle you can select lines from them to do on television. They were underground to mainstream society. Didnt know anything about it and didnt want any part of it at that point. Aint no way to get ambulance in the ghetto unless you call up, theres five n killing a white woman. Why you want to [ bleep ] with me man . Somebody get this n off me. What . I didnt know was blind. I dont know how to feel about the title of your album but i find it difficult to say. Most white people, its hard to say crazy. Title is that nigger is crazy. You can just say that and talk about it but if i said it, wouldnt you get mad . Id punch you out. Richard pryor was influenced by redd foxx but brought some of the sensibility to the mainstream. Guy developing new provocative racial material suddenly break through to mainstream audience was a big moment. Lot of people here might be offended. Should leave now. Im going to say [ bleep ] and [ bleep ] and [ bleep ] and doodoo. Pryor used profanity in a way that exceeded lenny bruce and the comics before him. He made the use of those terms seem to be part of everyday life and made the people listening to the comedy except the people saying them, be realistically who they were. This is the way the people really talked, changed low comedy into high art in a way no one had done before. I remember the mother [ bleep ], he could make a mother [ bleep ] laugh on a funeral on sunday christmas day. It was about making sure he told the truth. He said it on several occasions, thats what he was trying to do. My dad would always say, if only you knew lenny bruce, i didnt understand that until much later. I think because for my dad that was kind of the beginning of speaking truth to power they say, politically and consciously. Also like to thank the cameramen done a wonderful job of getting rid of the black cameraman. Lenny lit that fire and my dad and carlin took it this way and it never stopped. Richard is a rawest mother [ bleep ], he made me want to do comedy. Wanted to be richard so bad go out on stage when i was 15 and do everything like richard pryor. Mother watching 15yearold on stage. All about taking the [ bleep ], because thats all i had done. I think every africanamerican comic come over to the United States because new york is a tourist place and get hbo and catch delirious and cant say it because of the curses. Have foreigners walking up to me all the time. [ bleep ], you suck my [ bleep ]. You black mother [ bleep ]. I saw Eddie Murphys raw and delirious when i was in second grade and you knew he was nasty and not supposed to say those words and it was hilarious. Watch the bill cosby show . Love it. He called me up and chastised me for being too dirty. Pissed. So mad, i called richard pryor, richard, bill cosby said i was too dirty. Do the people laugh . Yes. 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Lower a1c and lower risk of a fatal heart attack . On it. With jardiance. Ask your doctor about jardiance. My imitation of dolly parton. Dolly partons mother. Dolly partons brother. Youre making fun of the brother of a celebritys testicles. I have Birth Control pill and diaphragm and iud. I dont know what happened with my iud. Never came out. But i have my suspicions because that picks up hbo. Watch showtime, get the [ bleep ] out of my face. As guys like pryor and carlin came along and shocked you and were scatological and talked about sex, as each new comedian came along, less and less barriers to break through, try to reach further and further to to something to shock the audience. Sam kinison embodies the 80s era of comedy, people doing characters that were extensions of himself. On stage he was the character as opposed to the man. Ever been married . Whats your name . Michael . Michael if you ever think about getting married, think you met the right woman and want to settle down and change your life, do me a favor mike. Remember this face. Ahhh it was the expression of the heartbroken man, we hold a lot of stuff in because were civilized people trying to do the right thing but theres a lot that goes on emotionally we cant express and have that monster put it out like that, great, its relief valve. Sam didnt care if the audience hated him and would bait them. Challenge them to leave if they didnt like that. And when you dont care, thats frequently when you get the best results. Very seldom someone comes along who is unusually different and creative and presents something thats unusual. Right. And money from last week . Sam kinison took comedy to the extreme in shouting, language and taboo subjects he went after. I read the paper, they said that a group of homosexual necrophiliacs have been going around mortuaries, offering them money to come spend time undisturbed with the freshest male corpses. Corpses because i know the guys laying out on slabs, i know life cut up, hard to live up to. Faced death and glad i went through it and now ready to spend eternity in heaven and be with jesus. Rock of ages hey what is this [ bleep ] . I dont believe this, theres a guys [ bleep ] in my ass. Sitting there going, whats this . That moment, boy that was funny. Month laughing matter, what critics are saying about some routines passed off as comedy these days, lot of it on television. Cutting edge of social satire or adult expression of what some children write on sidewalks . Muppet sat on a tuffet, eating a curds and whey, sat down beside, whoa, whats in the bowl [ bleep ]. His dirty was controversial. I really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. To me its like, a jew going to hitler rally. I treat my girlfriend good. For christmas bought her this beautiful dust pan. Took it out, ought to see the look on her [ bleep ] face. The guy is a chauvinistic moron. I wouldnt hang out with him if he meant those things, even as die, because would be saying hes deranged. But as comedian its funny and doesnt hurt anybody. To be outrageous and bad boy and breaking the rules is extremely lucrative and pandering. Theres a lot of comedy done under the guise of being the edge which it isnt because its connecting with the basest audience. I found through great effort one remark of his i could say on the air. He describes his sexual technique as i quote, so i say to the bitch, lose the bra or i cut you. Is that funny . Asking many he to defend andrew dice clay, the way you just said it, its not funny. But the fact for me what he does is a character and when hes up there and on stage, its comedian. How are you . Who is dice, who is andrew clay, who is the jewish kid, the guy acting italian . You want to know who he is, ill tell you. Andrew clay came out here about ten years ago and broke his ass, you know what i mean . Broke his ass, believed in hisself, became the hottest comic in the world and anybody who doesnt like it can wipe their ass with whatever they say about me. That wasnt dice that broke town, that was andrew, the backlash was so strong it got past dice character and got to andrew, made him feel bad for what was being said. Did it celebrate a certain type of thinking that probably doesnt need more celebrating . Maybe. But did it make it look stupid as well . Did it make it look moronic . Yes. Thanks. Youre great. See you soon. Good night. Sometimes, the pressures of todays world can make it tough to take care of yourself. But natures bounty has innovative ways to help you maintain balance and help keep you active and wellrested. Because hey, tomorrows coming up fast. Natures bounty. Because youre better off healthy. Ive always been obsessed with women. Ive often wondered if id grown up in poland when hitler came to power and was sent to a concentration camp, would i still be checking out women in the camp . I think i would. Off limits is not a permanent address, its a marker that keeps getting moved. You couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on i love lucy. It keeps changing. So anyone who says, well orb its offlimits, well enjoy the next 10 minutes because thats about as long as its going to last. The thing today, the thing you cant make fun of, the thing thats too sensitive at this moment, transgendered people. See . [ laughter ] cant do it. Cant make fun of them. Its too sensitive. In fact, you cant even call them chicks with [ bleep ]s anymore. [ laughter ] no. No. You have to call them men who talk too much. Theres been so many dirty jokes so you cant do cliched [ bleep ] joke that everybody has heard before, cliche big pussy joke. You better do something fresh and new that nobodys ever talked about before. Most women wont let their husbands watch when theyre going through a miscarriage. I sat my husband down in front of me while i sat on the toilet and i was like, you look you watch the whole thing he felt so bad for me. I used it as leverage and held that [ bleep ] over his head for a month and got him to do whatever the [ bleep ] i wanted him to do for 30 days. He took me to see beyonce. He bought me a bike off of craigslist. Thats my miscarriage bike and i love it very much. For 30 days i finally had the marriage i always wanted. If youre filthy, the lower you go the funnier you better be and ill go with you. Theres filth i absolutely adore. But if its just all you have, then you shouldnt be here. Girls grow up so fast. Its like they dont have childhoods anymore. Theyre sexualized so early, you know . A girlfriend of mine has a little baby girl and i babysat her. I changed her diaper . Totally shaved. 6 months old. Its always just about busting things that are taboo. Unless youre brave enough to lose people, then why are you doing this . Some people start off with friendly material and build up to the intense stuff later on. I like to walk out and do the most offensive joke first in the hope that the people who will go who are going to walk away in 40 minutes walk out now, and we can actually enjoy ourselves. Bill cosby. It turns out that bill cosby is a rapist. I know, i always used to watch him on the telly as kid and i always used to think to myself, ah, i bet he doesnt rape. Hey. Ive been wrong before and ill be wrong again. You see a comedian, by the very nature of what he is, is a troublemaker. He is an iconoclast, a playful troublemaker, a goodnatured troublemaker, but a troublemaker. Therefore, he must recognize the existence of certain taboos. Free speech involves getting free speech coming back at you. A rape joke is a good example. You make a rape joke and its [ bleep ], right . You go youre the [ bleep ] douchebag, you should have never made that joke. Youre harshing my First Amendment rights. No, im not. Its my First Amendment rights to call you a [ bleep ] when youre a [ bleep ]. That joke sucked. Free speech mother [ bleep ]. Theres more freedom now than ever before. The reason theres more freedom now is because of people like redd foxx, richard pryor, and George Carlin who martyred themselves in the 60s who got in trouble for saying very innocuous things. We owe them a lot of credit. You guys mad about that one . Its going to get so much [ bleep ] worse. Look, anybody who talks graphically, we owe lenny bruce. That was done for us by him. We all know how to work clean. I say [ bleep ] too much, theres no doubt. But i can. You remember before we leave, do you remember the actual seven words . God. Oh, geez. I had them memorized. I wasnt prepared to do it right now. Its weird. I never committed them to memory. I dont want to say them now. Because people may be watching. Tits, [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], tits. Did i miss one . The problem is i dont think words are dirty. Its hard to remember what the [ bleep ] they are. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. Missing one. Whats [ bleep ], oh [ bleep ], of course. Are you serious, lewis . [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] penis, vagina, pussy. You [ bleep ]. Mother [ bleep ]. I was right, i said mother [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], mother [ bleep ], [ bleep ], i had [ bleep ], i think. Tits [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] mother [ bleep ] oh, my god. Youre all going to die. Didnt mean to remind you of it, but it is on your schedule. We find the loss of comedians so profound because we had fun with them and they were in our home. Shed make you feel you had a special place in her heart. Laughing with someone binds you to them. Comedians dont have a great mortality rate. We lose a lot of people. When we lose a comedian i feel its more personal because i know the [ bleep ]
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