Here in louisiana. The symbol of new orleans. As were going to watch that begin to drop. Im cheating and looking over my shoulder. 17, 16, 15 watch. New orleans, nashville as we ring in the new year. Lets listen. Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one happy new year [ cheers and applause ] happy new year, new orleans two one happy new year happy new year, new orleans [ cheers and applause ] you are looking at nashville, i am looking here in new orleans. Its amazing firework s over th mississippi. I have a feeling the party has only begun. Happy new year to all of you and thank you for inviting me and the rest of the cnn crew in to celebrate your new year with you. Thank you very much for my champagne. And for the king cake. Contributed to us, because mardi gras around the corner. It has been amazing happy new year. Well see you next year. Now this tonight, my favorite and most talked about interviews of the year. The most important thing to remember is i did not punch the guy. Superstars. We have this amazing job. To show up and be prepared. Scandals. Any excuse i make, whether it bass a rough time in my life, people there until my life, it matters. And maria, shes didnt truly the only love that i ever, ever had. The loss. Youre not pronouncing it correctly. Its 50 shades of chartreuse. I looked terrible before. The stories that shocked us. If you want to get out, you get out. From heavyweights. I dont want to the beat him up no more. To the fastest human alive. Without a doubt, the most explosive and dangerous interview of my entire life. Where are you going . No, youre notte esintereste. What the hell are you doing . Piers morgan, the entertainers, starts now. Good evening. This year i talk to some of the top entertainers in the world the people who make us laugh, cry, also make us think. Everyone is also a lot of fun. Tonight youll hear from some of my favorites. We begin with a man who was once so famous for his outburst, and now an nbcs 30 rock. He is, of course, alec baldwin. Your relationship with the media is fascinating, because youve always been very good copy for them and you sort of play the occasionally you just blow up, and now permanent raging with them. Why do you have such conflict with them . I dont think i really do have any conflict in the sense that, that guy youre talking about, that photographer, the most important thing to remember is, i did not punch the guy. And the guy was overheard going by people going, theres a good one. Yeah, i like that. Ooh, i like that. Going through his film on the camera. Then goes down to the Police Station and the charges are dismissed. I dont think i have a d. A. Or Police Department in my pocket. They didnt believe the guy was struck, dismissed the chargeseneds no charge there. I know you get much more attention than a would, but whenever i come across these guy, these blokes follow you around with a video. I find it a necessary part of the business. Its like thats, of course, opinion. Its attacks. Attacks on show business. You have a very different opinion that i do. My attitude is, the business would be infinitely better if all of them were gone . Really . If i could press a button tomorrow and flush them down some sewer vortec, i would do it. Wheres the button . Hand it to me now. Heres the deal, you can never have anymore publicity in any newspaper or magazine for anything you do. Thats not really practical. You and i both know, we will have publicity. Listen, im not opposed to even though im not ecstatic, i think it deepens, demystifies show business. The ones you typically call, this kind of gotcha journalism, thats one i think we can all do without. Last time you were on the show, i got great feetback to the back story that you bring before you even get toic makin movies. The one thing i came away from, you had, in changing your life around, the work ethic you brought to everything you now do is incredibly impressive and nothing does it better than this. Seth talked that particular scene, astonishing. Not much he cant do. Extremely versatile, surprising. Such a humble guy, and ill show you that. Youre not like, look at me. I can do this. An amazing thing that you can do that kind of scene in one hit. It shows proper dedication. Well, its your job. Ive worked with many actors paid a lot of money, show up and they dont know their lines. Any names . Yeah, ill tell you about them next time. After the show. But its frustrating to me, because, you know, youre getting paid a lot of money. You have this amazing job. Just show up and be prepared. You know . Just work with Russell Crowe and the guy is such a pro. I mean, were e had pages and pages of monologues, and the guy just, every single time. The best prepared, i wouldnt expect you to dish the dirt on the underprepared. Who the ones you look at, thats where its i want to be. Russell crowe is extremely prepared. Robert duvall is, consummate professional. Show business, was part of the allure being famous . When you look back tock it. This is true of a lot of comedians and ive talked to other comedians and heard them say the same thing and i defy anyone to deny this. For most of us, its getting girls to notice us. It really is, and its its still probably on some level, very happily married, two kids, but there is something initially especially in those early days, you notice you go through the checklist in your mind, what do i have that might interest a girl . And i didnt have much. I would go through the list. Im not a good athlete. This, that, my skins not go down the list. The hairs a little silly. The names weird, and then i got to, they laugh. I joke around and they hang around a little bit. So probably thats the initial if im going to be brutally honest it was just to get just to get girls. I dont even not to get them. To get them to look in my direction. Im taking it down to a much more basic level. You know . Aaron, you said i feel like a little news outlet about the ka aboand kating the responsibility. You got to live in the, if you go through high if a looting, what your show does, it doesnt rate, if its not big, breaking news. I can tell you from a hard unpalatable, its true. How do you tackle that . Youve had your toes dipped in other water for a while. First, let me back up and say i dont have to live in the real world. Im a fiction writer. So i get to write, you know, a Democratic Administration that can get things done. And i get to write about a very idealistic newsroom where these guys reach unrealistically high so they fall down a lot, but were still rooting for them anyway, but theres no question that the, the antagonist in this show is doesnt come so much in the form of a person, although thats the real, jane fonda plays in this that Chris Messina play, its ratings. That if we have a problem in this country with the news, its at least as much the consumers fault as it is the providers fault. B this show doesnt live in the real world. Seems like it does, because its set behind the backdrop of real news. Never fictional news. The characters are all fictional, not based on anybody. I know youre going to get to that question. Later. But its they theyre constantly referencing don key ody and bring doon and camelot and atlantis, camelot and these are imaginary cities. Its the happy ending. The swashbuckling, he said. Aaron told me when he started this, he goes, by the way, if youre in here to be likable all the time and you know, it aint going to work that way, because youre going to fail. Will is going to fail miserably weekend we do. Just like the tv journalists say theyre going through. Its quite a spectacular [ bleep ] on the way as well. Thank you. Thank you very much. Why i like you so much. Behind the music, tell their stories. I was about to ask you, how many times youd been properly in love in your life . The past is just a blur to me now, piers. Its all just a blur. Now is the time. Now is all that matters. Aside from a bruising encounter with one director on twitter i genuinely enjoy talking to new artists. And those who define a generation. Then there are those rare occasions when i can ask a singer which of his songs or her songs means the most to them. Hello that was terrible. Oh, my god. I should stick to penny lover. What charisma, fascinating dude, love his funky stuff, not into the ballads. You know the answer to that. Hes not in love yet. As soon as that is true. No. Listen. I can tell you the reviews. Dancing on the ceiling until you meet the right girl. A reviewer for years, the reviews were sappy, syrupy, sticky, gummy, heres lionel again with another one of those songs. Then all of a sudden he reviewed me 20 years later. Lionel do you have another one of those amazing ballads. Youre married now. Two kids, and my wife and i were married truly until you fall in love you know nothing about what im talking about. Have you ever made love to your own music . You have asked me who is this guy . You mean my first love was not enough . No i need more from you. The answer is absolutely not. Never . Are you kidding me . A bit awkward . I love it when someone says, you know, do you whisper . Of course, i do. Are you kidding me . How tacky. Who is the biggest, most romantic sexual singer youve ever deployed . Holy cow. Thats pretty interesting. Well, marvin gaye. Has to be, right . Has to be. I mean, marvin did it for me. I want to talk about a girl straight off the top. Lets talk about the elephant in the room here, because youre one of the most Famous Country singers in the world and youre married to one of the most Famous Country singers ever. Your husband and i have never met. I feel like i know him really well. The reason is for the last six years on americas got talent ive seen more acts murdering your husbands songs than probably any other musician or singer alive. If i had to hear one more version of if tomorrow ever comes it gave me severe earaches. Id like to apologize to him through you for the massacring of his music. At least you have a connection with him. You massacred that yourself there. It was pretty bad. Trying to sing hello to lionel richie. That was a total train wreck. Were you really trying . I like to make the guest feel like theyre the star contrary to public perception. So i think with you and lionel, make you think youre better singers, gives you more confidence. An ego boost. Thats nice of you. Perk you up a bit. You sold 10 million albums . Something like that. Whats the worst song youve ever written . I dont even want to say it. One that makes you shiver. This is cnn. Come on. For the cnn worldwide audience. Your worst bruno mars song you have ever written, one that even now makes you come out in a weird sweat. Me and my partner phil wrote a song called bedroom bandit. Thats all i have to say. Thats all i have to say. I cant even imagine. How bad those lyrics are. If you had been in the studio, we thought we were going to win 18 grammys off this song. We thought it was then the next day we call each other up, what were we thinking . Youve been involved with songs about desperately wanting to be a billionaire. And thats the beauty about billionaire. If you listen to the lyrics of it, its really not about i mean, it is, and we touch on it a little bit. But why i wrote billionaire i wrote billionaire when i was flat broke. I just helped write a song for flo rida. The number one song for, i dont know how many weeks, and it was broke records, and i was flat broke. How . Because well, i can explain all that. It was just it works differently for songwriters. Songwriters, you have to wait for residuals, pray the song will be a hit and a year later you might get a check. So youre seeing this song go around the world, massive, huge, International Hit and youre making nothing. And i cant buy a sandwich. Literally . Literally. What is the song of all the songs that youve ever been involved with, what is the one, if i said, right, glenn, youve got five minute to live, you can play one song to be remembered by. The defining song. Well, you know, i have my favorite records. Whats your number one . I loved one of these nights. I thought that was a really interesting song, cowboy r b, fuzz tones instead of saxophones. Great soul singer don henley. Cool chord progression. Mine. You know, that was and that was one of my absolute favorite eagles records. Who of all the acts out there now, whos the one that excites you, the modern crowd . I love adele. You know. And i think i watch the the grammys this year, and the grammys, there was a lot of glamour, a lot of dancers, there was a lot of flash, there was a lot of that. Then adele came on. And everybody was dressed in black. And they only had white light on her. And she just stood there and burned. When we come back, my favorite sports interviews of the year. The men and women who inspire us with their quest to be the best. Yes yes yes oh, come on yes that was nice. You did good. You beat me. Anyone who knows me knows im a football fanatic. The round ball, the football. Also attended the summer olympics in london and even made a bet with former president bill clinton on the ryder cup which he paid up for, by the way. This year i talked to the biggest names in sport about what it takes to be the very best and what it feels like to be a world champion. What a moment. For you, eh . The green jacket. Can i touch it . Yeah, go ahead. How does it feel . It feels nice. How does it really feel to be bubba watson right now . Its overwhelming. People like yourself wanting to talk to me. For me to come to new york and do these interviews and meet you for first time. Its a special time. Why have you given me the big exclusive interview. Somebodys told me the rather unnerving reason why. Because when you were on this other show americas got talent you were a [ bleep ]. So i wanted to come here and make fun of you just like you make fun of everybody else. I heard that was the reason. It genuinely was, wasnt it . Yeah. Because im a [ bleep ]. I dont care how we got you here, ill take it. How hard is it, mike, for people who have been at the top of boxes, with all the you get in there. With all the adrenalin rush, and the buildup and these fights for months and then you get in there and the public going crazy and then the actual fight, then suddenly its all over. You dont have it in your life any more. Yeah, then you go to drugs, too. You try to get that high again. But then you realize tall drugs, all the meth, all the cocaine, all the liquor, you cant produce that high no more. You cant produce that high. Then you realize that high comes from within. You know. And for many of us, entertainers, just people with a lot of money in general, we have to be all failed in that and we try to succeed and get happiness through substance. Do you still last time i interviewed you you gave me the feeling that youre not completely confident that you wont blow up again. How do you feel now . I dont put myself in those situations. I never look at myself, this could never bother me again. Once i think that way, im looking for my next hit. Once i feel like this is how i think, i feel im the man again. I can never get high. Any moment now im ready for the next line. Thats just who i am. Thats how much of an animal i am when it comes to drugs and addiction. Im really a nasty animal. Its changed my life. Im with my family. Im learning how to be a functional human being in society. It is just so awesome. When was the last time you hit a man . I dont know. Maybe three years ago at the airport. Remember that ordeal in the with the photographer, yeah. Good shot . Yeah. No. Im so happy because i was getting ready to hit him with the camera. Im so happy i didnt hit him with the camera. I wouldnt be here. Im happy i didnt do that. I presume the paparazzi give you a pretty easy ride now, right . I know how to handle them now. I dont want to beat them up. Just love them. Just love them. The last time i saw you play for real was at wimbledon. It was about three years ago. You were playing a quarterfinal game, i think, against a tiny Eastern European waif. It was the single most brutal thing ive ever seen on my sports arena ever. The number one court. Now youre making me feel bad. You didnt feel bad at the time. But inwardly, i wanted to get on the court and rescue this poor girl. Oh, no. It was a high form of brutality that was going on. You just obliterated her. But what i was struck by was the longer it went on, just the more ruthless you became. The more in the zone, the louder, the more physically empowering. It was the most impressive thing ive seen in sport for years. What do you feel when youre going through that kind of process. Yeah. Youre in the zone and youre winning, what do you experience . Well, when youre out there, you have to take the winners attitude, as i do, and i cant go out there thinking im feeling sorry because theyre trying to win, too. This is my job. My job is to go out there and do the best that i can at that moment in time, because you never know what happens tomorrow. What does it take to be a champion . Not just any old champion, to be a great champion . Well, its just hard work. For me, it was just hard work and dedication. As i said, you just need a team because for me, i remember this year i was going on and doing well, doing well. Then all of a sudden i got to the trials. I lost, and i was like and then i refocused, and i really talked to my coach, talked to me friends, talked to my agent. And they explained to e moo, theres no need to worry. Potential my coach. We have three, four weeks to go, one month. Lets just put the work in, sacrifice a few things the and get it done. I did just that. What is it that motivates you the most now, the winning, being the champ, is it money, is it fame, is it the women . Is it all of it, usain . Its everything. All a package. Everything comes there. But for me, the fans are one of the biggest things for me. I really enjoy just going out and performing for the fans. The energy that they give me. When we return, so many scandals and one interview that went right off the rail. Yes, im looking at you, robert blake. Its not about me, is it . Yes, it is. Because you open that door, charlie potatoes. Im not going to sit here and let you or anybody else kick the [ bleep ] out of me without defending myself, and you can take that to the [ bleep ] bank, charlie. If you want to show me the door, thats fine, too. Ied, have a couple of kids, [ children laughing ] move to the country, and live a long, happy life together where they almost never fight about money. [ dog barks ] because right after they get married, theyll find some retirement people who are paid on salary, not commission. Theyll get straightforward guidance and be able to focus on other things, like each other, which isnt rocket science. Its just common sense. From td ameritrade. Three big names. A scandal in tabloid headlines. Each told me their sordid stories, only one had me actually fearing for my safety. Here sr. An interview like none id ever done before and i hope i dont have the to again. My conversation with robert blake. Do you remember the night that she died well or is it now something youve blocked out of your head . No. I remember it quite well. You went and had dinner at this restaurant. Where are you going . Im interested in what happened. No, youre not interested. What are you doing . What the hell are you doing . Let me help you. Theres no one talking to me. Okay . You havent got a worry. Theres nobody talking to me. These are my questions for you which are based in my view now you want to know what happened that night . Im curious, yeah. No, youre not curious. I am. Because you were acquitted. I thought you said you researched all this, so you know what happened that night. Ip know about the facts of the night. What . Tell me about the facts of the night. You take your wife to dinner to a restaurant. Go ahead. Your wife goes to the car. You go back to retrieve, as you say, your gun, which is in the restaurant. And when you return, your wife has been shot dead. When they test the gun that you go and retrieve, that is not the same gun that killed her. Am i right so far . So far. Right. So im factually correct. I have no agenda here at all. You clearly think i do. I dont. It sounds boring as hell. But go ahead. I dont think its boring, at all. Your wife got murdered. Your questions even what you just said, are you sure that the people at the back give a [ bleep ] about any of this . I think youre here because youve written a book about your life. Theres a lot more to my life than that night. But theres probably nothing more significant to your life than the [ bleep ]. Really . Than the murder of your wife . I didnt murder my wife. It may be significant to you. I didnt say you did. But it is to me. You said theres nothing more significant. Than the murder of your wife. Personally, its not the most significant thing in my life. What is the the most significant thing in my life is when i was 2 years old and i found an audience. The next most significant thing is when i went to mgm as an extra and three years later i starred in my first film. You know, america just was going to war was the worst time in the world for america. But theres nothing more significant than a little boy with no parents, no friends, nothing, walking into mgm and three years later starring in his first film. You know how significant that is . No. Because youve never lived my life. Its my fault. Theres no one else to blame for it. I wouldnt even begin to start pointing the finger at anybody because the reality of it is that i created it. I created my career and all those kind of things and the relationship, but i also screwed up badly. And i take the full blame for it, and the key thing now is, figure out how do i build all this back and how do i gain the trust of the children again and have a Good Relationship with the kids, which is so important to me. I love my kids dearly. And i love maria. I mean, i love maria. She has been truly the only love that ive ever had. And thats what is so pitiful about it. Its one thing if you have a situation like that and you say well, i was ready to get out of this situation anyway, out of this marriage, but thats not the case. She was the most perfect wife. And she was extraordinary. Youve hinted in some of the interviews youve given that you hope to get back with maria. In fact youve gone a bit further saying from her side that this may also be something that she may wish. Do you inny there is a good chance you could get back together . I cannot speak for maria. She has to speak for herself. But i can only tell you that i hope that eventually we can rebuild the relationship and that well be together as one family. What people find most incomprehensible is that somebody as successful as you, somebody as rich as you, as politically motivated as you were at the time would take such an extraordinary risk. Was it actually more complex, was the risk you were taking seemed like one of the safest risks you could take, somebody in your home that cue you could trust who wouldnt tell anybody . Was it more of that . I would say that it makes no difference, you know. It makes no difference what was going through my mind at the time. It doesnt clean up the mess. It doesnt soften the blow to my family. I mean, what ive done is just about the stupidest thing that any human being can do. Before we get into politics and life and the universe, a certain story has bubbled up this week about you involving a certain videotape. Yes, sir. How are you handling it . Whew. Well, its the big, White Elephant in the room we cant avoid. You take a deep breath. You have to make sure that youre honest because you have to be accountable. And you know, you address it and at the end of the day, you know, pray to god that those that love you and the people close to you, like your friends sometimes you dont even know if theyre your friends, but your children and your wife, thats who you are. You get on situations like your show, and one asks, and at the end of the day you realize it was a horrible choice. I am accountable. And any excuse i make whether it was a rough time in my life or the people that were there were my friends and they kind of like baited me to, none of that matters. Its just that youre accountable and honest. It must be very humiliating. Have you ever been through anything quite like this where you actually have yourself having sex on a video that people are watching, especially in the internet age, how do you feel about that . Never. And ive been through a lot of stuff. Ive been through a lot of stuff with the federal Government Back in the 80s, the whole steroid controversy, divorce, ive been through so much stuff, but never have i ever been this embarrassed and never has my world been turned upside down in such a fashion. And without knowledge that someone would set a camera up. Admitted. Its me. Hey had i did that. Coming up, the biggest names in music, Whitney Houston and dick clark. This is the beaver that bit your hand. This isnt is same beaver, but this is the one that did it. Exactly like this. Did you ever touch a beaver . No. [ woman ] uhoh. [ male announcer ] when diarrhea hits, kaopectate stops it fast. Powerful liquid relief speeds to the source. Fast [ male announcer ] stop the uhoh fast with kaopectate. The world lost some beloved entertainers this year from larry hagman and Andy Griffith to davy jones of the monkees and adam yauch of the beastie boys. Dick clark, the eternal teenager, and the tragic loss of Whitney Houston. I can tell youre angry about whats happened here. The blame game has begun. A lot of people want to blame bobby brown. A lot of people want to blame the music business. Some people want to blame everyone. What do you think . Well, its all of the above and a whole lot more. But it boils down to you. You know, i was introduced to certain people and to certain opportunities to use recreational drugs, and it boils down to whether i want to do it or not. And she was a strongwilled, strongminded girl. And i cant say that its anybodys fault. Would she have ever gone down that route, do you think, without bobby brown in her life . Well, if not him, somebody else. If she wants to get high, if you want to get high, youre going to get high. Do you think she had that tendency anyway . I think that we all as artists, because were highly sensitive people, and this machine around us, this socalled Music Industry is such a demonic thing, it sacrifices peoples lives and their essences at the drop of a dime. Whitney houston was a friend of yours. Youve been quite candid about trying to help her. You rang her or felt compelled to ring her on the night that Michael Jackson died. Yeah. Because they were similar age, similar kind of problems. You realized she may be going through turmoil over that news. Tell me about that. It was and i hadnt talked about it publicly, actually. Im surprised that you know that. How do you know that . I know everything, tyler. I called her that night and i had been trying to get her all day. And she had donny handleaways a song for you blasting in the background. I was surprised she could hear me. We talk for a while. She was really broken up about his death. I didnt know if she was thinking about herself. I was trying desperately to let her get me to come over to the house and sit with her to make sure she was okay. Whitney in true fashion, after me trying ten different times. Listen, im a mother and im a woman and im single, and youre not coming over to my house in the middle of the night. In a way that only she could. But its beyond tragic. And i was so disgusted. I must tell you i was so disgusted at the media and the way that they handled her death. It was so blatantly disrespectful. The paparazzi see, this is what i mean about fame and even in death. Trying to get her, just her body from the morgue to the plane. Because you supplied the plane, didnt you . I did. I did. And there was it was beyond awful. I tell you, there was we tried to send a hearse as a decoy. They found out we had the body in a van. And there are paparazzi 50 deep following the van. I had them move the plane into the hangar and close the door, bring the van in. One person, one of the hired drivers is trying to take pictures of them putting her body on the plane. It was just beyond disrespectful for her family and everyone else. And i understand she was a superstar, but she didnt deserve to be treated that way in the media toward the end, you know . You knew dick clark for 40, 50 years, i mean, an absolute legend of the business. Put him in context, historical context. How important was dick clark, do you think . He was a pioneer. You know, in the early days of television with american bandstand, he revolutionized music on television as we point the out earlier talking even before we went on. He had blacks and whites dance together. Unheard of. A lot of young people watching would say, what . Thats crazy. That was crazy then to put that on. Risktaking. Then he was involved in so many programs that the public didnt even know he heres the thing. I knew that you were responsible for this show alone before i came along for 7,000 shows. Now dick clark apparently was responsible in all his guises for 7 1 2 hours thousand hours television. So many things he touched. Business manager, owned a radio network, quiz shows, radio talk shows. He produced donny and marie. Youre going to have donny on. He produced their television show. If you could bottle the dick clark magic, what would you call it . What was the secret ingredient that he had . He was a great generalist. He could do anything. He was very, very good. You wouldnt go around quoting dick clark. You know, theres no memorable great moments, but he was kind of every man. He was there. He entered the room well. The camera liked him. He was gentle, he was kind, he was smart. He was revolutionary in music. For example, even as he aged, moe people get older, you and i im not saying youre old. We could not name the billboard top ten. But he could. He could name it. Im sure he could have named it yesterday. Next, happier moments, big stars playing it for laughs. Three of my funniest guests of the year. I want you to kiss my chubby fingers in the way you just did in that clip. Oh, my god, this is the most erotic thing thats ever happened to me. You poor baby. In my career ive don headtohead with world leaders, ceo and hollywood superstars. You never know when you sit down with a comedienne. What i like about you is youre a shameless plagiarist. Youve taken the 50 shades of gray and a book coming out, 50 shades of chartreuse. Youre not pronouncinging it correctly. Its 50 shades of char trooutc im deciden 0 the subtitle. Its not a takeoff i just wanted to rip off the title because is that it was such a stupid book. You read it . I read the first seven chapters and then i know you imagine differently. I have several nights during the week, but i am not interested in that side, at all. Seriously . Are you . No. I dont want to get hit in bed. If youre going to hit me, do it out in the open. First of all, somebody does deserve to get hit it is me, but i dont want to do is sexually. Manacles . No. What is that . Obviously you know more than i do. I read the book. Did you read the ent tire its unreadable. Its really bad. Why do women want no offense to the author. Shes made billion, but one of the most badly books ive ever read. Why did you read it . Pure curiosity. Every woman i knew was reading it. I had to read it. I didnt get it. Men would never read it in 1 million years. Its a phenomenon. I dont thing i profess to be one of the best writers, my books are silly but amusing to have degree. That was so poorly written and done. Insulting to anyones intelligence to read that, and then my friends who suggested i read it, i emailed, you should be ashamed of yourselves for finishing this type of book. Its a piece of trash. I cant believe the way you look, because we all fell in love back in britain with fat, chubby ricky. I was not fat. You were pretty fat. [ laughter ] and you drank a lot of beer. You didnt tell me then. People come up to me, you look fantastic. You should have said then, id have worked out faster. I had to find out myself. I keep throwing out my trousers, another pair has shrunk. The fish and chip eating bigger guy. I still do that but i discovered working out. How much weight have you lost . Not much at all. I think about 25 pounds, but thats quite a lot. But ive done it by, would go out. I still eat too much. I still drink too much, but the next day i punish myself in the gym. I work out like rocky and then i feel great. Itic mas y it makes you feel better. Even your teeth are gleaming. I havent done anything. The smiling those free things in a luxury lounge once. Those they made me gag. What made you what made you hold on. Suddenly im fat and disgusting and didnt read my teeth. Reading my history here. I had a few pounds, and the beard helps. Al the illusion. What made you go on this vanity kick . It wasnt a vanity kick. It was a health kick. Tell you the truth. It was christmas, a couple christmases ago and i had 11 sausages and sat there feeling ill. The number of times i said, jane, im having a heart attack. Im having a heart attack, and i thought, you know what . Life is good. And i dont want to blow it. I dont want to go hold on. Just what . So by the way, it wasnt just me, because this dashing feature in mens health magazine, a feature wed never thought wed see of you, a kickboxes richey gervais. He went from chubby loser to badass comedic orter. His neglect act, losing the gut and gaining r. Yeah. Thats good news. Im glad i lived this long to get to comedic otor. Otherwise, the death of a chubby comedian who doesnt clean his teeth and stinks, Ricky Gervais has died today, death by sausage. Thats a prison term. Cover. One of my favorite bits of this whole album is when you get together with the doors. Yes. You perform reading rainbow and apparently it gets completely out of hand. Id like you to play out the show with reading rainbow with you as jim morrison. So this is the doors, theme song, reading rain. Goofing off in my room going butterfly in the sky i can go twice as high take a look its in a book a reading rainbow a reading rainbow i can go anywhere i can go anywhere friends, you know, way to grow, a reading rainbow a reading rainbow yeah the indian in the cupboard theres a monster theres a monster at the end of this book