Deceptive magic show, full of misdirection and illusions and slight of hand. Every time we thought we knew exactly where things stood, suddenly they changed. And nowhere more than the place where we begin, the devilish world of hocuspocus politics. 2019 was a blur. Its been a strange year. A year of epic struggle. Ugh. I need a drink. It was normal. Started off with the worst political story, the ukraine scandal. I or as President Trump called it fake news. Its a hoax. Bull [ bleep ]. It is a sordid tale of the president Conspiracy Theory that ukraine not russia was to blame for u. S. Election meddling. Were here just to provide what we know and what weve heard. Do you swear or affirm yet once impeachment hearings got under way, one witness after another said the president and his team did precisely what they are accused of. Everyone was in the loop. The republican response . Aside from rushing a hearing room trying to physically stop the proceedings President Trump has truly been a victim of incredible bias. Impeachment. Some say his actions are bad but not impeachable. Thats one thing. A witch hunt. There are others who just Say Something to the effect of i am not listening, i am not listening, i am not listening. I want no quid pro quo. Quid pro quo. I hear the term quid pro quo one more time ready . You got the cameras rolling, quid pro quo, quid pro quo, quid pro quo. Im going to quid pro myself. Quid pro quo. I wish someone would just make it really simple. Like either he broke the law or he didnt break the law. Worse use of thumbs. Trumps torrent of tweets against his fauxes, laced with foul langu like to take him aside and say hey, ive had experience with twitter. Be careful. Best trend for republicans. The way trump continues to pack the federal courts with conservatives. He is doing it in record numbers. Its what he promised. Its what hes achieving. And now its what hes bragging about. Worst shell game. The president s nonstop attempts in the courts and congress to keep his tax returns private. Can we all just agree hes not releasing his taxes. Hes not doing it. Best way to shake up terrorists, the killing of the isis leader in syria. The president showed enormous courage. He made the right calls. The special forces who checked on albaghdadi put their lives at enormous risk and we should all be grateful. Worst way to shake up the markets, trumps flinging of tariffs at china. Theres a famous quote in the Princess Bride that says never get in a land war with chynna. I would like to add never get into a tariff pissing contest with china. Trumps visit to the Demilitarized Zone with kim jongun which produced only a photo op. And even that wasnt as cool as kims white horse photos later in the year. I feel like president has definitely reached the way politics have been. Its crazy land right now. Theres rules and laws that are being made up every second that none of us ever agreed on. It should be done pretty close to next year. Best broken Campaign Promise as far as democrats are concerned. That wall trump pledged to construct. Three years in, only a tiny fraction is finished. The fact of the matter is the thing is not being built. And mexico is not paying for any of it. Keep government open. As evidenced by a huge funding fight between trump and congress its a dark time. Which no one really won. In the beginning of the year we had a Government Shutdown and people were not getting paid for no reason. Our investigation is complete. Combine all that with the blistering fallout from the russia report which did not condemn but also did not exonerate the president. A stampede of Democratic Candidates vying to challenge trump in 2020. My mailman is running for president. My plumber is running for president. My neighbors dog might be running for president. Every time i watch a debate, im like who is this guy . Never seen her before. As im sitting here right now, four more democrats have entered the race for president. Im just letting you know. Some of their calls for progressive reforms gave republicans their best free shot. Were talking about socialism, folks. One of my favorites moments this year was when President Trump got up in the state of the union and he said america will never be a socialist country. That likely boosted trumps best numbers, roughly 90 of republicans who approve of how he is doing his job. You know what . In star wars the sith lord had a lot of followers. But trumps worst number, the more than 50 of americans who have disapproved of his performance since day one. Any number of democrats could beat him next fall. Whoever can get everyone to listen and get everyones attention in a nontrump way be. I just hope people just, you know, think long and hard before they do any leave pulling or inking, whatever. Quid pro quo. Government is shut down. And for all the uproar, silliness, and partisan sniping, the single most ridiculous political idea of the year. When trump said he wanted to buy green land, at first i thought he was stealing one of my jokes. So did green land and rejected the idea flat out. Green land doesnt want to be a part of our foolishness. Leave them alone. Well have a lot more on the big stories of the year in just a little bit. But for right now, hold on tight. We are about to let the games begin. The decade in sports closed out with truly historic finishes, especially for women who were playing harder than ever before. And come on, bro. You, me, team baddass, you dont want to be a part of this. Its about to go off. We are on target to look at the new golden age of television. Plus later hey, thats my car. All the best, all the worst 2019 will be right back. makeawish child i got this for you. vo when you share the love, you change lives. 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Fans in new orleans who saw the worst blown call helped knock their team out of the playoffs. The saints should have been in the super bowl and everyone on earth knows it. In the world series, the Washington Nationals with the oldest roster in the league beat the odds to square off against the houston astros. Then beat them dramatically in seven games. No one thought they were going to win, no one. That is the beauty. I love it when a team just comes out of nowhere and starts kicking ass. The stanley cup went to st. Louis after the blues put a beatdown on the boston bruins. In the nba, plenty of folks thought golden state would take the trophy again, but not the toronto raptor who is ate up the warriors. It turned into canada versus america which was basically Like Universal Health care versus good luck everybody, and universal health care won. In the wnba, the mystics took the title over the connecticut sun which is noteworthy because this was the year of women in sports. In soccer, the u. S. Womens team won the world cup again. The 20 victory over the netherlands gave them back to back titles. Thats the american spirit of sheer determination. In tennis, the reigning queen rocked while 15yearold coco gauff rolled into fans hearts at the u. S. Open before falling to japans naomi osaka, which gave us the best moment in sportsmanship. So, the coco naomi moment of coming together, hugging it out, thats what our country needs. Simone biles gets the best bling, racking up the most world medals ever won by a female gymnast. Shes simone biles height right now. And in running, the great elliott kachogi broke the barrier for the marathon in a demonstration. But in chicago, bridgette koske crushed a longstanding womens record for 26. 2 miles. Two hours and 14 minutes. Thats how long it takes me to eat brunch, you know, at a good place, Table Service and stuff. I would like to take the car to the finish line and then just show up there and go [ breathing heavily ] and then collapse at the reporters feet. If you werent paying attention to sports, well, no problem. There were plenty of other Entertainment Options out there. In an astonishing year of television, all you had to do was figure out what to watch in the box of wonders. Worst goodbye in all seven kingdoms. Game of thrones sent its last dragon flying off. The series was a roaring success from the start but the end be with me. You know, the final season of game of thrones was kind of like vegan hot dogs. You really wanted to like it, but it just made everyone really angry. What is it you really want . Ice cream. Best and most bittersweet wrap up to a groundbreaking series, the final season of orange is the new black. You shouldnt be afraid. Its the first step in moving on. The last episode was really emotional for me. I was like in the middle of crying and then my post mate arrived and i had to stop. Hey, no spoilers. Another child reported missing in atlanta. Best show about people who really were locked up. Mindhunter. Best show about people who really should be locked up, succession. The key is to act like a happy family. I get why people get into it. But im like, man, youre so rich. Worst problem with so many great programs coming and going, deciding which streaming service to buy into and what to watch once you do. Im a very bad tv watcher. I sit there with the Remote Control and even if its something i like, i click away from it. Youve got a problem . Best art imitating the worst life. It could be barry. Was there ever a time in your life that you did something so terrible that you were ashamed . Cant think of anything. Killing eve. She wants me to know when shes killed someone. Shes behind that door. Or maybe Silicon Valley where making a killing is the whole point. Silicon valley, the final season. Guess whos on it . This kid. And its about 50 50 whether you own a snake. His girlfriend owns a snake. Best show to make you worry in the worst way, euphoria. That show made me never want to let my kids leave the house, ever. Best shows based on the worst events, the unsettling, unbelievable. This guy is out there preying on the most Vulnerable Women he can find. The riveting spy. The horrifying chernobyl, and the heartbreaking when they see us. I want to see my son right now. Right now. It was beautifully tragic in so many ways. And it was amazingly accurate. The place is falling apart. Best shows to watch with tea and biscuits, the crown and the Great British baking show. Just inedible. It was pretty awful. The people are delightful. Everyone is so kind. The accents are glorious, darling. Thats why im going to win shark tank. This is dancing with the stars. What now . In reality tv, dancing with the stars made the worst casting choice, giving former White House PressSecretary Sean Spicer a spin, bringing partisan politics right on to the dance floor. I want fiction. Im done with the idea of reality shows. Out front next. I watch cnn. Extra points for cnn. Anna yes . Just when you thought the bachelorette might be fading, the best one yet showed up. Figure it out or, like, i dont want to do this. Hannah brown, i respect you. I was getting actually upset, i was yelling at my tv. It was amazing. Love hannah brown. Hate luke c. And best body slamming comedy. What i do with my time is my business, my choice, baby. You could give it to russian doll or fleabag. Do you want to have sex . No. But well give the title to glow which continues to shine. You know why i love glow . Because i was young during that time period, so it takes me back. And then after the episode is over i go look in the mirror and then that whole fantasys gone. Dont you disappear. We have much more coming up including all of the big news. Fires, floods, and is it warm in here . Or is it just me . Oh, my god. Plus well look at the hottest films to streak through the theaters. And well say goodbye to a cool cat and hello once again to an unstoppable shark. Its all the best, all the worst 2019. Baby shark the bad news . The perfect photo is not. Depend® fitflex underwear offers your best comfort and protection guaranteed. Because, perfect or not, lifes better when youre in it. Be there with depend®. [ alarm b ng ] what if once in a blue moon happened more than once in a blue moon . Reach for the moon. The fierce political battles all around the world raged so loudly this year you could have easily missed a whole lot of other stories yet they kept happening. Roaring blazes in california and the amazon helped make the point. You walk outside and it smells like a neighbor is having a barbecue at an ungodly hour. Like, who is barbecuing at 3 00 in the morning . So did rising Ocean Temperatures and melting snow packs. This year provided the best, meaning the worst, evidence so far of the calamitous effects of climate change. Im already up to like 50 sunscreen and i still get tan. I dont really get that tan. But you know what im saying. Weather analysts say indeed 2019 will go down as one of the hottest ever. In iceland folks even held a funeral for a glacier that vanished. I couldnt actually make it there. I was holding a funeral for an ice cube i had in a glass of soda. How dare you best call for action. Give it to swedens greta thunberg, the young environmental who ripped World Leaders for their lack of action. She should write all the speeches and give all the speeches because she is an intense little person. Greta is a boss and i want to be more like her. Adding to the concern, natural disasters like Hurricane Dorian which tore through the bahamas, leaving breathtaking destruction. Every year theres some type of thing. Each year they seem to be getting stronger and stronger and stronger. Worst weather map. Going toward the gulf. The one shown by President Trump with an extra loop apparently drawn on, seemingly to prove he was right when he said dorian could hit alabama even though meteorologists widely said he was wrong. Best news for an economy that keeps on chugging along. Despite repeated warnings of an impending recession, unemployment is still super low, consumers are still buying, although maybe not as much as they might. All i can tell you is that my local avocado toast is just getting really expensive. And now i can only have it like twice a week. But you talk to economists, what they will tell you is that the trump economy and the numbers inside the trump economy look a lot like the numbers from the obama economy. A problem that shows no sign of easing, Mass Shootings. From a festival in california to an ohio street to a walmart in texas. Like, you cant even go Grocery Shopping for your family without thinking, i could potentially be putting myself in a harmful situation and a dangerous situation just by living my regular life. A close cousin of the violence, rising ethnic hatred, notingly as worshippers were gunned down at a mosque in new zealand. These people were praying, theyre not harming anyone. We need a cultural revolution to stop this wave of hatred and anger where people think they need to go to Mass Shootings to display hate. Every year ive said, i cant wait until this year is over. Amid roiling unrest around the globe, the worst long goodbye goes to the tortured efforts of the United Kingdom to leave the european union. Brexit has become more like brrrr were thinking about leaving maybe at some point. The best news for those who have had it with workplace harassment, the Metoo Movement is still motoring. People are too afraid of being held accountable for things, so maybe now well see real change moving forward. We are finding out that more and more, mostly men, are really gross. Best example. The Jeffrey Epstein case is the worst of humanity. The uberwealthy financier was facing charges related to years of sex trafficking minors and dodging the legal system. The scandal hit a member of the royal family and numerous epstein associates. He was eventually found hanged in his cell. Thats not the way the Justice System is supposed to work and its a disaster. Its just a disaster. Another legal disaster, the Jussie Smollett case. The actor from the popular empire tv show claimed he was attacked by racists who put a noose around his neck. It incited National Outrage until Chicago Police conducted an extensive investigation and said he staged the whole thing. Jussie smollett took advantage of racism to promote his career. It felt like a script that got thrown away from a show he was working on and he just used it. None of it made logical sense at all. Most mysterious cataclysm, the fire that engulfed a fishing boat off the california coast killing 34 people. Oh, my god, that was so sad. Worst trend to put parents on edge. The rise of vaping. This year, a series of deaths seemingly related to substances added to the vape juice. I have sisters who are teenagers and preteens and vaping terrifies me. Worst helicopter moms. The College Admission scandal in which investigators say wealthy and in some cases famous parents gave massive amounts of money to buy better test results and guaranteed admissions to top colleges for their kids often through fake athletic scholarships. Can we talk about how that conversation even went . Listen, kids, youre going to go visit a school. Act like youre really, really good at basketball, okay . Just do it for mommy. Just do it for mommy. Many of the parents have denied it including actress lori loughlin. Aunt becky is digging it, she is like bring it on, i will full house your face. Best cyber trend, the movement by google and twitter to limit microtargeting of voters with fake ads, especially political ones. Worst case of lagging behind, facebook. I dont know anyone who walks around saying, i love facebook, facebook is great, their policies are awesome. Worst problem high in the air or not. After two massive fatal crashes overseas, boeing 737 max jets were grounded worldwide and are theyre still not cleared for takeoff. Worst problem high on the ground, Drug Overdose deaths, 70,000, down slightly from last year, but still helping shortening life spans. Best long sentence for a guy called shorty. Life in prison plus 30 years for the notorious drug lord joaquim guzman, a. K. A. El chapo. And the best way to get away from it all, by booking a room at the International Space station which nasa this year opened for visits by private astronauts. Dont take off quite yet, because in a bit were going to look at the movies of 2019, some frightening, some fascinating, and some out of this world in their own right. And after our trip to the stars well be checking out tunes back here on earth with lizzo, lil nas x and hello, dolly. Here you come again its all the best, all the worst. [farmers bell] burke a rock and wreck. Seen it. Covered it. At farmers insurance, we know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum im craving something were missing. The ceramides in cerave. They help restore my natural barrier, so i can lock in moisture. Weve got to have each others backs. Cerave. Now the 1 dermatologist recommended skincare brand. Rowithout the Commission Fees and account minimums. So, you can start investing wherever you are even on the bus. Download now and get your first stock on us. Robinhood. [ gunshot ] [ multiple gunshots ] [google assistant] yes, snow is expected on saturday. Nice good job. Download the booking. Com app, book by january 5th and get a free google nest mini on booking. Com the stones youve collected for me. Create a new one. A grateful universe born out of blood. Theyll never know. When it came to box office magic, almost nothing compared with the longawaited avengers end game. And there was a lot to love. A lot of characters, a lot of plot twists, and at over three hours, a lot of minutes. That movie was so long, i had to bring my dog, because i was afraid he was going to pee himself. Whatever it takes. Everywhere i go, i see his face. I miss him. Lots of super heroes among the top grossing films. Spiderman, captain marvel, shazam, and more. So i saw a significant number of the movies in the top 20. Its just every movie i saw involved people wearing tights. Is this a joke to you . But super villains had their say too and the baddest of the bad boys was joker. Are you having negative thoughts . All i have are negative thoughts. Its almost like a horror film in real life because youre like, i hope everybodys calm, this is just a movie, guys, because its almost like a case study in how white men could snap. Send in the clowns if you want to get crazy, we can get crazy. Film fans squirmed over us. While it chapter 2 brought pennywise back to the light. I didnt love it as i loved chapter one. I mean, psycho clowns terrorizing little kids is awesome. Psycho clowns terrorizing james mcavoy, eh. That just underscores the years worst trend in movie making, the tendency to keep going with the same stories. The force will be with you, always. I mean, its ridiculous. Sequel, sequel, sequel. Can someone come up with something new . Im kind of interested in seeing spiderman 508. Jessie, ham, buzz, potato head. Hey, watch it, buddy. What do we do . Still, there were nice moments, especially in animation. I was happy that woody got a girlfriend. The lion king roared. Aladdin got a reboot. Along with pikachu, the pets, and those brave sisters let it go once again. I believe in you elsa more than anyone or anything. The best tale of a real life hero. Harry, welcome to the underground railroad. If you havent seen the movie harriet, you need to run, not walk, to your local theater. The biggest uproar over a big name film, once upon a time in hollywood. Is it misogynistic . Is it racist against asians . Thats hollywood for you. Youre [ bleep ] and dont you forget it. I find harder and harder to get to the movies nowadays. Before it gets bad, i want to end it. Best films you should have seen but probably didnt, the touching story of two friends in paddleton. A terrifying tale of a desperate dad in american dreamer. I promise i wont hurt you. The lighthouse. Keeping secrets, are you . No, sir. We call that white people doing white things. It was fantastic. And downton abbey. Its 1927. Were modern folk. It was like going home and visiting your friends that you hadnt seen in a while. Did you ever hit anybody . On a job . Yeah. I dont think so. There were some late contenders to be among the years best movies. But our pick for the most original film of 2019 Paul Mccartney wrote it, the beatles. Who . I loved, i loved, loved, loved yesterday. The one where a guy wakes up to find almost everyone in the world has forgotten the beatles music except him. Hey dude hey dude, are you sure . Hes right, thats better. Music often just sits in the background of a movie but every now and then a tune will leap out on its own and become a sensation. And thats really something, because as any artist will tell, creating a hit is a real trick. I want to take my heart to the old town road im gonna ride till i cant no more lets start with the hit of the year, the song that topped the charts for a record 19 straight weeks for lil nas x and billy ray cyrus. Old town road, who would have thought it would have brought people together the way that it did . The one thing about old town road is i really want to get a fringy cowboy jacket now. Not a bad idea. 10,000 hours and 10,000 more best or worst trend depending on your taste . What happens in a small town stays in a small town the rise in a country twang all across the charts. Take it to the left now and dip what country are we talking about . Here . In every country they have country music. But its their countrys music. Great tunes were moving in all styles. The best and biggest name in rap, still drake. When i die i put my money the guy who goes to the basketball games, keep your eyes on this drake fella, he seems to be doing all right. The most unexpected move by a rap star, kanye wests new religious album. That level of faith is what our country needs right now. I dont think im going to listen to that because i dont want to burn in hell. Ive gotten into the singer perry como recently. Hes really good. And andy williams. Its the most wonderful time of the year the reigning queens of pop got rowdy. Taylor swift took a political turn. Taylor swift only has two speeds. She is either really pissed off or she is really in love. And beyonce killed it at coachella. But make room, ladies. This was the year of lizzo. Aint my fault that im out here getting loose, trying to blame it on the booze oh, i love lizzo. Go girl. Lizzo is a boss queen. Thats all. Still, the best new big name came on strong and fast. Billie eilish. So youre a tough guy, i like you really rough guy it looks like the hot girls are winning. Song of the summer, hot girl summer. Who gone handle me thinking hes a player i loved everything about it, good for her. Most fun musical fact. Vinyl record albums are projected to outsell cds for the first time in ages. How do you sleep when you lie to me and the song that became the best soundtrack for the whole year, brace yourself. Yeah. Baby shark yeah, that one. Baby shark, do do do do do dodo. Baby shark. Baby shark is probably the number one reason ive decided not to have children. Keep your dancing shoes close at hand. The magic is not over yet. In just a moment i will ask you to watch very closely. From the astonishing time machine in your phone to a picture that will make you doubt your eyes to the dog who is casting an amazing spell on fans everywhere. All the best, all the worst will be right back. coughing need a change of scenery . Kayak searches hundreds of travel sites and filters by cabin class, wifi and more. So you can be confident youre getting the right flight at the best price. Kayak. Search one and done. Quitting smoking is freaking hard. St, like quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So, try making it smaller. And youll be surprised at how easily starting small. Can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette we dont see who youre against, through or for,rs, whether tomorrow will be light or dark, all we see in you, is a spark we see your spark in each nod, each smile, we see sparks in every aisle. We see you find a hidden gem, and buying diapers at 3am. We see your kindness and humanity. The strength of each community. Weve seen more sparks than we can say. About 20 million just yesterday. The more we look the more we find, the sparks that make america shine. At tmobile, were lighting up 5g, and when you buy a samsung note 10 5g, you get one free. Plus you can experience it on the nations largest 5g network. So you can stay connected like this. Score a last minute this. Get home easier, like this. And share all of this. With that. So do this. On that. With us. And now, buy a samsung note 10 5g and get one free when you add a line. One small step for man it was no trick. Kind. All right, larry, pick up that metal ball and break the window. You said it couldnt be broken, mo. Never mind what i said. Worst trip to the bone yard. The last Volkswagen Beetle rolled off the production line ending more than 80 years as an automotive main stay. The last Volkswagen Beetle was made and and this is going to stop these Volkswagen Beetles. The one that i blame is the volkswagen yoko ono. Hey, you. Worst reshuffle. Mattel came out with a uno deck that does not include red or blue cards, designed to cut down on political friction during family holidays. That may not be the issue here. Just saying. What about wild draw 4 . Worst time machine. The aapp that allowed anyone to see what they will look like years from now. Oh, my god, the aging filter. Why do i need to look at it . That was not the type of magic i want to see in my life. Although im asian, ill probably look the same. Lets face it. Weirdest and sort of cool new online im asian, so ill probably look the same. Weirdest and sort of cool online service, cameo. People can make requests of a particular person. Please wish my brother happy birthday. Like the woman who hired her boyfriend to give a hill eraious heaveho. You mean the world her. Shes having difficulty staying in this Long Distance relationship. Best continuing trend, podcast still running strong with more than 750,000 to choose from according to podcast insights. I just want people to listen to my podcast. Dolly parton is an icon. Shes awesome. She also killed it on her special. The question, who is James Holzhauer . The most exciting jeopardy champion this year racking up a small fortune with his large memory. Went to popeyes. It was all white people. Not us. Ooh, lord worst trends on the roads, the run away lack of rules governing cars, scooters, bikes and Everything Else trying to share the same space and creating a commuting mess. The best person to help people clean up, marie kondo, who organized a revolution organization. You know youre a culture phenomenon if your name becomes a verb. Now, she wants to put stuff back in my closet. Im not interested in that version of her. Most surprising baby talk. The number of children born in the u. S. Is at a 32 year low. No wonder the royal baby got so much attention. I have paid zero attention to the royal family. Nothing against them but i kind of think we have the kardashian to worry about. Why cant we respect each other. Piglet, the pink rescue dog. He cant hear or see but he can sniff out. This crumbpy cat passed a way. Im not a grumpy cat person. The best was the sandman song floating your pets over the camera lens while mr. Sandman is playing. Youre getting sleepy, sleepy but hold on. We have one more spell to cast. Dont miss the surprising finish to all the best, all the worst 2019 oh, come on. Flo dont worry. Youre covered. dramatic music and youre saving money, because you bundled home and auto. Sarah, get in the house. Were all here for you. All all day, all night. dramatic music great job speaking calmly and clearly everyone. Thats how you put a customer at ease. Hey, did anyone else hear weird voices while they were in the corn . No. No. Me either. Whispering voice jamie. What . [ alarm b ng ] what if once in a blue moon happened more than once in a blue moon . Reach for the moon. We are almost done with 2019. Lets cast one more spell on our guests to invoke their wishes for the coming year. My wish for 2020, i just want the madness to end. I just want it to end. I want to stop looking at my phone alert. My wish and my new years resolution for years is that in the following year i would say one joke that was actually funny. Ive given up on that now. I wish that everyone would just take some time to go read a book or something, or listen to mozart or look at a beautiful painting. In 2020 i do wish President Trump cruises to victory, that hes able to capture the white house again for a second term. Everyone in the white house right now just moves to mars please, please make that happen. For the country, i wish that people would talk to each other more. Get off the facebooks, speak to somebody, speak to somebody, man. I hope we answer the beginning of another age of enlightenment. I really hope we do. Because weve got to think long and hard about what comes after us. World peace. Seriously, though, because we actually need it. And thats it. Time to put the rabbits back in the hat. Tanks to all of you and everyone for watching at Anderson Cooper 360 and worldwide. Im tom foreman wishing you all of the best and none of the worst in 2020. Xxxx dont touch that dial. Were about to flip it for you. In five, four, three, two. Tv is changing dramatically now with 150 channels that might be available in the near future. Theres a lot of things that we do that you couldnt have on network television. People are really trying to do something adventurous. Shame on you this is more celebration of culture and opening the doors and allowing america to come on inside. There is always something on television and some of it may be better than we deserve. That was cool