get -- >> i remember i was in a bar and 'twas the night of the first gulf war. and all of the tvs were on the war. and like there was theme songs and graphics. ♪ there was all these hot people reporting on a war. >> a very divided congress over the weekend gave president bush the authorization to eject iraq from kuwait. >> i remember thinking to myself, are they reporting on a war? or trying to sell me a war? >> and it was kind of like, wait a [ muted ], what if we pretend we're network news? >> i was like -- sold. wow. >> i think we're geniuses. like, we knew that, eureka, we had found it. "the daily show."