host. what could possibly go wrong? and so, it has to come this. >> i think that johnny carson came with the tv set. >> what the hell were you thinking? >> it was the new johnny for me. >> it felt edgy. before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. >> i will give it a shot. >> my heart dropped through my butt. exited my butt. holy [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. this is madness. absolute madness. >> it makes every hair on my body stand up. but nobody's a late-night host, until they are one.