archie: edith, we're out of toilet paper. no we're not. i bought some yesterday. it's in the closet in the kitchen. i ain't in the kitchen. oh! hearing a toilet flush for the first time was a big deal and made headlines. [ toilet flushes ] archie: what's this country coming to, anyhow? what is it, archie? bad news? what else? we get out of vietnam or something? don't be a wise guy, huh? i wasn't gonna play around with "mom dented the car, now how are we gonna keep dad from finding out about it?" not when i see everything that's going around in our country. just because a guy is sensitive, a-and he's an intellectual and he wears glasses, you make him out a queer. i never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. a guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes. a guy who's a fag is a queer. elana: "all in the family" did something really new for television. it put before the american public archie's friend, who was very masculine, and who happened to be gay.