i'm just always sorry for you. good evening to long saturday night live has failed to enrich the cultural and artistic traditions of this country tonight, all that will change as we present the following special performance by adam sandler, adam sandler, adam sandler hero adam. hello god. here we go. what's going on out? don't know what the hell is going on there , who last last last loudest. what gives? what? the hair. i don't know what you're thinking . somebody went to supercuts and fell asleep in the chair, okay? translated i'd be good for you.