up against these kids and i'm expecting to pistol whip some bitches unless time has once again passed me by. the life of a professional video gamer is a concept that's not easy for me to grasp. these young nerd lingers are famous. they have tv shows where they compete and are making actual cash money. they have sponsors and super fans. they probably even get laid off this shit? and that explains how little red riding hood ended up bleeding out on the cold, hard, virtual floor. >> should we start the game? >> sure. okay, where's our opponents? [ laughter ] >> fire your ass. >> don't say anything about wayne newton. he's the man. >> he's early 90s west coast.