a war breaks out. you want your birthday present first. >> are you breaking up with me? >> you know, i cannot believe i even thought of getting back together with you. we are so over. >> fine by me! >> if i had a terrible breakup, i would come and wail about the breakup. because it was so real and honest, it related to people. it is actually really comforting to realize that something that is truly troubling in your life could be great fodder for comedy. >> those were the days when people knew how to be in love. >> they knew it. time, distance, nothing can separate them because they knew that it was right, that it was real. >> was a movie. that is your problem. you do not want to be in love, you want to be in love and a movie.