there's a lot of gallows humor in there. these secret service guys are funny. there's an amazing energy going on in these screenings. i've never seen anything like it. >> before we bring out your colleagues, i want to show you a picture. this is with you the oscar winning director, paul haggis. the obvious question is what are you two up to? >> this is me trying to get a job. >> this was actually for charity, right? >> it was for charity. we worked together for -- i don't know if i mentioned this last time i was on but a charity called artists for peace and justice. >> yeah, you did. >> we are building a school down in haiti. i couldn't resist. >> not the first time you kissed a haggis, right? >> that's great. >> let's take a break while you recover from that outlandish comment. when we come back, we bring out your leading lady who you call beautiful, charm and razor sharp and the man you describe as more