>> oh, dave, what a legacy. what a legacy dave. look what you've inspired. thanks for the inspiration. >> anyway, getting back to me i've been on conan's show. he's unpredictable. that we know. years ago when my book came out, "the new york times" number one bestseller. was i saying that? i think that every time i mention my book. he did something when we spoke recently. during the interview, you won't remember this. >> i do remember this. >> during the interview you took a drink and put it down on my book. >> yeah. >> i just remember -- >> it was great because someone else might not have said something. you actually were kind of -- >> i stopped the whole thing. >> you stopped the whole thing. i was using his book he was promoting as a coaster. >> i was like i spent a year and a half writing that thing. you're freaking putting a drink on it. >> yeah. yeah. i think i ended up throwing it out the window.