and itjust needed doing. applause. ok, now, ladies and gents. it's one thing to talk about cancer as we do, it's another thing altogether to make a comedy routine all about your stoma. we're gonna get her back up now for some more of those stories about what's been up her bum. laughter. sarah mills. applause. the jokes wrote themselves, lauren. like, when they tell you that they've seen something "angry—looking" up your bum and you're like, "what is it, "peering down at you?" "what's it cross about?" was it like this? yeah, yeah! like, is it wrinkled and gnarly and, like, is it waiting for a bus? i don't know... like... laughter. and, you know, and — and yeah, like, having colonoscopies, i do encourage everyone to get a colonoscopy if you've been scheduled for one. like, don't be scared of them because they are quite funny at the same time. i mean, you talk about shining light in a dark...