and thinking, "there's something going on here, but i'm not quite sure what it is!", which is a really lovely detail. beautiful. really well—made, i thought. anyway, from the sublime to the ridiculous, marry me. now, have you ever wondered what notting hill would be like if you took away hugh grant and julia roberts and replaced them withjennifer lopez and owen wilson? not really! no, neither had i. and yet, weirdly, now we know. so, the story isjennifer lopez is going to get married onstage to her celebrity boyfriend. just before she goes onstage, she finds out he's been cheating. so, she's on stage — as a character, not as herself — and she decides to marry somebody in the audience. don't take my word for it — look, here it is! they say if you want something different, you have to do something different. so, this time, for the first time, you make a different choice. you jump off a cliff so high, you can't even see the fall. and you just... ..say yes.