you will dispute this. i want to be clear, i'm not disputing this! i got in touch with the poet laureate, and he said 14th, maybe early 15th... such a name—dropper! yeah, my old friend simon. this is a retelling of sir gawain and the green knight, gawain, not sir, early on lops off the head of the green knight. a year later, he must make a pilgrimage to the green knight's chapel to face a similar blow in return. this is directed by david lowery. you can see it streaming and you can in cinemas, and let me make a suggestion — go and see it in cinemas. it looks fantastic. it has a real earthy feel to it, but it's also strange and spiritual and dreamy and sensuous. it's got a fantastic score. dev patel is the best he's ever been. i think dev patel can do everything.