minder theme plays. i'm sitting there with a bag full of dollars. the old bill comes in. what am i going to say? oh, yeah. i always spend my saturdays with scotch harry at one of his little cocktail parties. the law won't come round. what about the other mob then? they got that sort of dough. they're going to be a bit tasty, aren't they? i'll be back soon. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. welcome tojoker�*s wild. a game in which some of the country's top comedians match wits to see who, if anybody, knows all the jokes. i spent my time mainly with people i liked and admired, laughing about something. he's never known to frown. and everybody says he's the happiest man in town. har har. # tell me lies. # tell me sweet little lies # tell me lies # tell me, tell me lies