newscasters, we've got an upgrade this week, because adam is on his holidays, so we have got fergus on for thursday. hi, fergus. hi, adam, hi, laura, how are you doing? you said "hi, adam", and he's not here! did i? i'm so used to it. i'm happy with my anonymity even when adam's not here. i think, having seized the reins, it's time for a rebrand. newscast has been around long enough. it is now news cats. thank god, i thought you were going to say we were being axed already. we live with that fear every week. news cats, because if you heard last night with newscast, which i was presenting, the star of the show was a cat and if you're watching the tv version, you can see a lovely picture of him with some focused eyes. my powers of description might leave me here for podcast listeners. i would say it is a substantial, grey looking cat. it is a blue persian, isn't it? anyway, jessie, the owner,