and not abusers who will be going with thejoke and being funny, and it can make me feel... you have this wonderful phrase. i think you call it "becoming the conductor of an orchestra of comedy". yeah, well, that's what it can feel like. slightly grandiose, but it does feel like that, because there's so many people. they're often the people you don't hear from, because the people you hear from are the angry ones. they're the loudest ones because that's what they're doing. anger is a way of increasing visibility on social media. it's a way of shouting, "here i am, here is my identity," but there's all these people who are not doing that, who will come out sometimes for comedy, as it were. they'll be brought out by a joke and then they'll suddenly be really funny and witty and you think this is a marvellous thing. but i'm intrigued by this idea that you've given to me that you can't afford not to be on twitter, that somehow this is the conversation. of course, there are, frankly, millions of people in the united kingdom and many, many, many millions of people around the world who couldn't give a fig about twitter or social media. and in fact, interestingly, your own wife has told you she has no interest. she's not been on any form of social media. so, when you say, "oh, this is the real world of today," it's not actually