cos i've bust my finger. look, can you see that? oh, yes. so you have. actually broken it. you have. cos i've never hit anyone before and i did it wrong, you were saying. audience laughs. where did he hit you? let me see. well, that's what the scar is there. hang on, that scar, that line across your forehead. yeah, it's the clarkson scar. did you mean to have a feud with him? ordid hejust... it just sort of launched out of nowhere? did you find that when he was going at you publicly, you quite enjoyed it? and it's one of those kind of battles from which everyone wins? yes. just like my feuds with, like, madonna, cherie blair, ian hislop. audience laughs. he is charming, isn't he? don't try the popularity line with me, hislop. why? — do you like him? does anybody actually like... ? cheering. but why do you bother? why do you bother? most people in this pub don't go through their life thinking, "i'm going to have a fight with that person, a fight with that one. "i'm going to trade insults with that person and that person." because it's fun. why do you bother? it's fun.