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And welcome to the blame game the show that has more Laos than a chicken farmer has are his boilers I'm under regular renewable panelists are of course Colin Murphy jackal kid on need tell me. And our special guest tonight is a ship Herb Scottish comedian he's been on a hard stand up Central on it out of 10 cuts and next week you can see all of the Kilkenny cutoffs festival ladies and gentlemen please welcome the fabulous fertile breeding. Of the show the audience ask the questions in our panel provide some very unreliable I'm sure she'll want to juvie audience be some nice questions here from the audience for me being here tonight instead of revising for my A levels. And I don't end up watching them. Yeah what do you study in Paris. You don't need to revise. The they say who's to blame for this being my birthday present when it didn't cost her a penny. A I think I. Know it's pulled from North Belfast over there over there your fault. That he would have said. Here is to pay for my husband making me watch it on T.V. Rather than the read you I used to imagine G.Q. Key and what's hot. I go. After work so not to mention OK. I'm looking at the real. To what is our 1st question site a 1st question that is who do you blame for Belfast City Council yes Belfast City Council has started a consultation on the appointment of an Irish language officer it was pointed out that in Belfast 70 different languages are spoken 70 languages 71 if you include G. Cocaine's impression of people from North Belfast. On the Council's new strategy of forcing people to put food we have been brought in bins rather than black bins has been labelled a shambles good news however pretty soon you'll be a shambles and Irish as well as English. Because I said also recently refused to extend some of the opening hours for Belfast city center shops shop workers objected to the extra opening doors saying that some of the was a special day when workers desperately wanted to spend precious time with their hangovers. But who do you play in for Belfast City Council yes the whole language thing was a big thing this week there was. A March as can say period but it was really a period of the March as Koreans are celebrate 3 things but March is a more somber. And this one started the fold road so it was very much. They marched to the top. Recognition for that and then all these people 6000 people probably turned up to it said in the paper 6000 people a lot of people came up from the sauce because they need people to understand what was being said the speeches and. The people stood outside city hall listening to the speakers. And most of the. Your carry. On you. And. I so many people turning off. Turned off on television. Yes The ones are they're looking for the public to tell the city council where they can use the language this new language officer they're going to employ on and they're going to be not just going to be all Scots as well and as you say the Bens thing I don't know what that is and also Scots you know kick back up well wait is. The city council a total shambles it told everybody last week to put standards in everybody's been said Don't be put in food nets are not that I don't know and everybody rang the consul and said What can I have one of the little brown buckets putting food on the fence we don't know how many. Everybody Pani going to and think I might. Fly tipping everywhere so. Yes people are sort of freaked out about the alliance of taking on board they're going round and they're handed out little bags that will dispose of the green bag to be seen by you to get for your compost and they are on the Mount people are looking at them thinking it's the election material and I notice 444000 B. But they said it was a shock to a bull vote on their own look are now going to protest and got to be careful you pronounce Das. Not Protestants protest ons and. She are an Irish really popular Prince Charles spoke of last week when he met Michael Higgins president Michael Higgins and he said to I believe the halter on August ban. Me to hug over something that which is of course I was far and he killed my ma and for job I turned back to March I didn't know about month spoke Irish poet but my son he's like Misha better then Gayle got any issue and they I mean I didn't know Bruce always himself. I didn't know he spoke harsh and you. I mean it's obvious about times he wears a mask and he has a different name called. I . Was trying to look up what we been was and it's the Scots and there's an online Scots dictionary that a fund really yeah. But it only goes to a. Genuinely it only goes to age so I did find out what accordion is a cordon is a box and squeeze box. Or this was the one this is the one was come to me come off he. To me to you to me to you. All took care of their slacks on marks all facts all marked off nonsense almost the absolute all of these do and when I was in national school if you teach would always ask your name right which is fine for your name so MURPHY A B O Marco Brady would be over all the I think I know Kane would be on the list like a well done if you counted out what telomere it's a French name how difficult is that now with the Immigration is coming to the country since I was in school what your name Laszlo Copernicus OK. OK. OK seriously could you Seamus. Was your name Mohamed Bill Alfred OK am Sean OK. Sure named Gregory Campbell we have a name for you. Think it's Yarosh it's not even I was sorry but there O'Brien he was he you know he was easy to pronounce his name Darwin not going to go to that only got a letter going to letter saying that Tory go from the prime minister is that election thing and it was addressed to Dear Brown debris I guess. When you're on the phone and you've got the oh right if your premium is OK and you're cool in it's own a poster for a kid what's in a poster favorite. So my cousins of all went the other way my cousins of all went real deal Gore you know. Kind of going oh there's a the just the names are going over the top you know I mean it is a comma gone by monish that's. What I'm honest of course. Like to find out oh that's a very interesting question that I want to have to be a keyboard is change it to Gaelic you can't well then you have to download it county it's not THEIR get me to ship or vice or. The 1st group ranking to a halt that's their plan there were Graeme to halt the whole beat and all the info here. In ball room Turner was concerned about the burns. Because they were given they were given though this is just you know because they've been somewhere in England on the delight was in Bath and they're terribly rude of all who were. There were given bins and those who you know having these on the train and he said all gardens are to pretty good. On that here everybody's more practical about doing penance good Big Ben not just part of. The you put on the front door to hundreds of. People see you in the colon and look where you can see the racetrack and you know gardens shut up. It's aspirational here it's really I mean the guy who runs the past 10 bends 101010 bends or a musical instrument but can't cause. That was. A thing that was part of the peace process the boat on the plastic bins to stop that happened this very hard to see not get a ride going. Just Isaac and I you were taught that that's what I was warning of the British army common you're been legit I'm just thinking which is also where you are seen. Compared to Roger but let's look at what. They would be a thank you very much like yes indeed an Irish language act as. Still controversial you know it's clear in that an Irish language I could cost $100000000.00 per year and that money is of course desperately needed to pay for giant solos for chickens . Last year do you people Mr Paul given controversially called an Irish language grant the grant unable to children to go to the Gaeltacht and only go with they would learn the language not about their culture learn about their heritage and learn what it's like to go 7 days with a wife I. So what's your next question tonight who do you blame for perfect pictures if there were wonderful pictures of Pippa Middleton's wedding in all the papers apart from the Irish news. Anyway Pippa Middleton would make the Irish news is if you take. The market Pippa's wedding was said to cost 800000 pints a 100 grand for one tent signs a lot but remember this is Northern Ireland we spent 21000000 on a kind of on a 2 day love in your. Day. This week it was also a super picture of the pope and don't trump Yes this week for the 1st time ever on an orange mine was in the Vatican and. I'm not saying that Donald Trump is an ignoramus with no knowledge of war defers but he was overheard genuinely are asking his officials is the pope a Catholic. But who can we blame for perfect pictures. There's pictures on Twitter of the pope me and every other what old leader and he's so happy in every single picture when he's left Trump he's like a toddler away to a city that he was I want to pet them and it was badly behaved Page plays actually a hit and then a lanyard and a vine covered chest as saw a 20 all thick braids me it's the way it and presumably because the pope kept segment on. That they should go off and talk of your show all of that are poor and awful and I think because it's the adage of on say 1010 the poll Trump something where it's going on it's Donald Trump smile and it's the pope looking as if he's just an animal. My enemy's enemy is my friend. But the party to pull up after having a chat with Donald Trump is actually reconsidering his position on abortion he's in favor of it up to 70 years of age now. He did say to them Milan it basically called him a thought get. The joke of the metal out here he said he said What do you feed him kick your yes I do see look at him that. She is Dr No my hand. When he tried to hold her hand she would get down and I let make. The most last Belfast top don't cheat on thank you. There was nobody who in your. Future Kreisky She flicked it away one time and you know time she actually fixed her own hair yeah I haven't seen that since I was a 7 year old girl German who. Was sort of you can do to that like you know he can do a back up because he'll just the start of the Cold War over so he could not cry but he was at the top of stairs as well and she knows how much he doesn't like stairs I think he's trying to but won't get a secret my mom at the pope my mom at but not that one the green one remember difficult to follow right but I was one about 7 or 8 and told us about it and talk about space guard but I thought the Swiss Guards like were guards like like Guard like you and he said Oh I thought I could get it knows like you know step out of the vehicle with you baby you've been arrested in possession of a stolen cuckoo clock and so I'll use any aka sawdust you want to feed your dog. And when we be McGeady says he's coming north east Africa or come or sister in Holland he has announced his holiness the pope is going to come to. I'm not one of the Republican Guard but also those tell us those infidels not to divorce are. Pretty good for 3000 volunteers and I'm going to volunteer this thing because I must be the only Pippi student go dying to see the last pope but you know not every minute I had shifted. When the pope comes to looking for $3000.00 volunteers and if they're looking for a host a pilgrim program or take B. And B. Basically. They want you to put up all the people from charge of you know what things are now and probably will take a. Week of kind of a calling it era B. And they. Want to know what I'm going to. Pull come out dress not the poll. I'm going to boycott was Elvis or something. Like he would take you having a stroke would you even think of summer with him he would notice. What's so wrong of me. To this conversation in a more action. I think he is dead long you have to hope I don't know what. I'm going to poke about chess is a queen I love the pope came out dressed as the Queen How would you feel if your mom signed a rule that would blow your mind would not. Pull Clinton look more upset if he was on top of a bonfire and. I. Thank you thank you very much for that yes it looks like that we will be getting a visit from the Pope next year details haven't been worked out yet but can I just suggest that his holiness of Voyage Loyalist areas on the 11th of July I mean it would really make the boring far if he was on top of it but it would probably cause ructions the pope will definitely be coming north there is really only one stumbling block left and that's whether diesel for the pope will be cheaper and then door or you're a. So what's our next question tonight who do you blame for political promises. Yes own the it's the people of Northern Ireland will be heading to the polling stations yet again like a dog returning to its own 6. Hidden fee in the election candidate Michele Gilder new said if elected he will demand speaking rights in the Irish parliament just for firms benefit can you just explain Michelle gold a new stunning for election to the British parliament but if elected to the British parliament will speak in the British parliament but want to speak in the Irish parliament even though she comes back in the Irish parliament this youngster for the election to the ice Parliament and therefore wants to be elected to the British Parliament in order to speak and they are a part of it that you will be elected to. The thing is that makes a lot of sense to us. But can we blame for political promises Yeah she's very funny have said so happened that in the parts of northern half said it's and for Ana and south Rona by Michael Duffy have said to him he's the emulator for thrown in the reason in the new situations one is Dover one the rules have to roll in competition . My apologies and so she won't be taking over she she won't go to truly she's going to represent to roll in from to roll in and then she's also the only person connected with she and Fein who's happy to hear sash and a crown and. Still. Show Guillen who has asked for our speaking rights in the dollar even though she's gone for the Westminster elections which I don't it's not like a gym membership like oh yes if you join you can you can use an EVA parliaments who are scattered all around the world that's not who said Michael Duffy is in the news for another brilliant rays did you see the video he did since last $60000.00 views or something so he did the video in a storm is gone I am in the sheen feigns just a moment but offending me. Because series work the vending machine I want to go to is do you do you. Think Mission Impossible. In big an event that is time challenge door she used to do you I passed out and he just lucky he was on a mission. Better if you want to do that I mean talk to the vending machine to get a Snickers bar and he bought a Snickers bar I was surprised to see him as it's knickers bar and I mean I know they don't since partition and. They used to be the oldest stapler sneakers a minor thing like an arson is it was a race that is 26 miles long that is not acceptable to Republican Martin will be targeted was long. It would be 6 months before. You see the lab dams of promise to legalize County where I don't but I mean 10 fattens babies squeaky clean and that question and it just feels like when you're paid to get divorced and your dad has a My old Buddy Dyer and I get you on his site the Stars like a scream for Dan are. Your favorite omo were nasty moments of these I'll take on some self-respect and this isn't you it's just such a boring. You know he's just dern it to get. Made on the top. Tax and seasons that the man should tax news came out my mom's really what did that by the main show she went if this comes and it plays fair just this terrorist when the time comes. We don't have to wait for that time because. You don't suppose that for the house now. This is proper for Scottish to do it not just send me off peacefully just send me to Switzerland and inject me kick me down the stairs. My dog in a separate conversation then when the time comes if I get that man show just leave me in the try and try me we're. Going to and you do. One parent against you they're like one parent 2 parents enter one parent leaves like you have see for parents. But it's there's a flow in this argument you see because I haven't thought this through what you hope and thought it would eventually talks or that it was one Holmes plan that the putting forward a is that your heart's in the future you are not the payment would take home away and you will question why should we be talking like this while he's here I don't. Think if. You were I was in it that they want to call itself that while your partner is still alive and living in the house so what happens is right say your other half unfortunately because I was dementia and they have to think so to stop them taking the husband why didn't you find yourself a younger. I didn't just keep getting married over and over and over then they died then the person moves into another person's Then the house never goes away I had it was about to Florida I think all I you mean she just be finished with him gone I had. To think maybe if the law turned up and said. We want to and I was language actually you know or we're not profs thought we're not going to give it here he they went ahead. And if there's lots of flaws of the dementia tax. So. It's going to be no he's going to get the 30 people are the way he said he's going to competition because the chocolate company sent him totally sure this is another video that he had on You Tube something that when you were talking about you know. You want to know why I got 32 parts of this chocolate right and he says that he's going to give it away in a competition but I want to talk to the to talk to you know I mean I like he can't do that that's against the law because shim Feehan have accepted partition so he can only give 26 bars away and he has to give the other 6 bars that the you pay. I kind of did that you're correcting. Thank you. Very much the company no not a good idea the company was a different even though it was new to their watching the need to handle it that we're having a challenge but that dimension in effect people with hoses we have a value of over 100000 pounds or more and more people are nor going to be fine. In fairness most people know when our new funding to mention tax together is she said worst phrase you could possibly like they're called syphilis vast. Not a good look is this. Dimension talk you think you have the syntax people have to spend an awful lot of reminder. They have. Every person to grow in their doctoral thinking that's not right you see if it actually comes in you will be doing not here because I don't got oh no wonder. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH But yes even if elected Sharon fan refused to take their seats and parliament it's called abstention ism that used to be a purely Shenfield policy but a few months ago we elected 90 emulates and they're all out at 9. And what's your next question tonight who do you blame for doggy claims it's clear that new green packaging for cigarettes will reduce the number of smokers a party the color green puts people all things. That's why unionists refused to vote for Cynthia and. Done so I thought woman who stepped on a chip was awarded 40000 euro of course Up north we don't have that sort of pathetic compensation culture but if you want details on how to slip on a chip and get 40 grand no need to get a pen and paper but be a help line at the end of the show. But who can we blame for doggy Cleomenes. The good thing about the smoke and I'm not too sure because I've got this thing of the take and it's all planned pockets and on about these pictures no horrific pictures of what smoking to do to you and I was behind the woman a shopper last week I don't we old age pensioner who had a husband Work Day Thanks Xan I want 1000000 Mom I know told. The service is sort of a no no no no no toast son I'm sad need pay I'm not walking anywhere any Marsh and there were no cars got me snow. Only here only here when you got to and there's no simple one there's an American woman and she got a $100000.00 for a spell in hot coffee herself couldn't think because I don't know how to work the top of the coffee and that's that's that's when Ian evolution you know for this incident that that 100 years ago that would be used as a cautionary tale if your kids you know I mean what you had come Farai let me around Sally come to my legs anymore. But I have to I have to make an apology or clear glass break you were told that there I was told last moment of 2 guys who helped the French terrorist West Belfast you know I mean. Yeah hard hard as West Belfast you know it's not modern coming home and that's what happened to son I was going to got mugged. 3 days boldy in time I called them ugly. They haven't taken mail to. The Haven't they said I've got to read and it wasn't for me to call them ugly because coal them all day would be put them in the sea and classed as Else ordinary elderly. And their ugly elderly. Were classed as locally you have to see to believe high ugly they are then so ugly when they were born your parents didn't even bother giving them real names look old I'm bald in power there were some lovely women once held them up look at them and slap their DA I'm clever that was. The way I read what they want to tell me more what piece know what blush Oh it's faster to touch you I know you guys not going to guys north Belfast got away looking to somehow the next and. There were tears today for peace to go to test because I was able to tell you the implies that you couldn't test well that I detest the B.C.S. I think you have a problem with compensation culture when you are you know Mr Whitney is. Your nice Greenbank woman is he actually a clean guy as somebody who really was known as Mr Weber the other way I don't know at all rolled over on the couple of years ago and now do you know a friend Dublin was a farmer remember you too Laurie tell me is this goal really is going to use a fireman and I got. I was driving along and hit this taxi and the taxi was crowned I mean a tip to my Catholic charity tipped him on the text over no 7 mere Domina communiques on the ground NO NO NO. No Look at me turn to the 2nd those open here on the 4th I can never remember which road is all over the place oh we're plush rice and dad the fire brigade knew it was a false name events wear black she goes Rady all care right stay where you are would have to take the top off your car because the jaws of life called the top of the skull. Was. A very good thing because after Mr Spock in a parking place was. I think there was no no no it would have taken off the plane thank you a convertible could OK. Yeah. Thank you thank you very much not just time for a quick errand I will read you various newspaper headlines and I want you to be faster than a tourist overcurrent to regroup bridge. The they were hard to spot a legal vote you're the ones with the large bills. I just words to my father right before to drive over you in a car. THANK YOU THANK jiving coming back into fashion just like your shit. Going forward what do you secretly know who the. West Loop in. That's me don't know oh oh. Oh the inner. Capo test positive for Intl doest and are thrown off the Russian Olympic team. Faraj is the answer Greece is the word. OK thanks a Finally B.B. Shalit better if you let them cry me wives don't. Thank you were they not to leave gentlemen that's the end of the show please show your appreciation to our panel Cullen Murphy fern Brady Jake OK And a new Tell man the way they are.