As it says on the court. Thank you Mr. We had spotted it for ourselves welcome to the club members only establishment where you're welcome and so half past midnight and just a quick note on behalf of the v.p. Entertainments committee at the club's plans screening of the film. Is now back Hong Kong in the Alec Guinness cinema suite following concerns about the behavior of patrons queuing to see a veteran member Mrs Pumphrey was seen antagonizing fellow viewers by eating caviar in the corridor or in a scene very reminiscent of the poisoning of General old Rufus. And. You'll know this performing for us on stage at the. It's the Carpenters. Sweet peas. In. A. In the sweet sweet. Miles the some good news here we're anticipating Christmas at the Velvet Panama club and just to let you know that we're currently holding auditions for the much coveted part of Father Christmas in the velvet peignoir Christmas Grotta as soon be here. Establish members will be aware that for several years this role has been carried out by veteran club member Bill Reynolds with his wife Angela in jewel role as chief elf and cleaner Yes I'm afraid some of the younger children from experience rob the stop playing and. All who was dealt with quickly. Well unfortunately owing to some logistical problems Bill doesn't think he'll be able to join us in the grotto this year. But he's confident that the sheds about stone and a half will be all right for next year. And the interest must be registered with Miss withering on reception who definitely won't be or dishing Hasso. To polyester apparently. When Steffanie the early winter Say that again. Mr Harman's heating not. Having its full output of his time to start a 6 l.w. Generator Mr. Now already the 1st of our auditions for. Father Christmas has been completed Oh adeptly the Swifty to when the Magi accidentally wandered into the room unaware the auditions were taking place nonetheless he's received rave reviews from the panel who were very impressed with his bumbling but. Funk Ula style and absolutely love the routine where he pretended to be coming in to see if the papers had arrived. This was quickly followed up by carefree musing about bodies and how they attract the flies. He's really lost at Barbara Streisand and the love inside here at the Velvet Pembroke club it was keeping us so warm. Certainly not Mr Harmon stating Well I'm afraid the club has been in receipt of a dry cleaning bill here with a ring received it with pursed lips. Of tutting went on Now this is being submitted by a Mr online on. On the back of a handwritten Limerick by the look of it relating to a pair of crimp lean trousers which were soiled during Friday's session at the Velvet club they're now on this occasion it had nothing to do with club comp a call in Barry who was at home dealing with the wind to steer. It would see the catastrophe began with some very childish behavior from Jose a posh who was throwing paper airplanes into the crowd during his performance up setting Malcolm's jug of Old Peculiar and causing what is described here as nothing less than major flooding or. In the Midlands shop why don't we thank you Malcolm. The dry cleaning bill outlines the cost of the remedial procedures and also office a more detailed account of what happened. There was a young singer cool who won. A no show. Joey get back on the road to the valve it marked up you must be very shortly Colossus is tapping his watch and gesturing towards the door I think that wink was meant for us before we go though some excellent news just in from what Peck a close in Twyford swithering has just received to tell x. Message from our dear friends Bella and Angela Reynolds are lovely and we've just heard that Angela has managed to knee out the stitches on the Santa costume oh enough to give us a few extra inches around the middle meaning that Bale can indeed assume his rightful role as club Father Christmas after all that's good news for those Olympic breakfasts come of the price it would seem unfortunately Angela does report that it does mean the costume is rather prone to slipping open without warning so she's suggesting that we have slightly dim lights in the grotto this year. Very wise. It was just one of those. Just. One of those bells that now in. 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Sounds please disregard this weather forecast because it may not be live and active or a pick up will when you find us in 6 months time and decide to listen but for the rest of us showers will clear overnight leaving most of us with some dry spells rain though will move in from the west in the early hours accompanied by strengthening winds and temperatures will drop to 8 degrees Celsius overnight that's the minimum for Tuesday itself early rainbow clear through the morning occasional heavy showers will develop through the afternoon but many places will stay dry atop temperature of 14 degrees Celsius for Tuesday it will be wet and windy on Wednesday Thursday will be drier with winds easing through the morning Friday it should be dry with plenty of sunshine throughout the day. It's been. Elusive. And share with Justin Bieber and 10000 hours on the b.b.c. 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Has intervened in the general election campaign condemning what he says is Jeremy Corbin's failure to deal with anti semitism the chief rabbi made the comments in an article in The Times his own political correspondent David Kuo not very strong words from the Chief Rabbi attacking Jeremy Corbyn he sees it for his failure to deal with anti Jewish racism he says that's incompatible with British values and he questions whether Jeremy Corbyn is fit to be prime minister a Labor Party spokesperson said Anti Semitism complaints accounted for about no point one percent of their membership impose showed anti semitism was more prevalent among conservative supporters police investigating the death of $39.00 Vietnamese migrants in the back of a refrigerated lorry in Essex last month have made another arrest a 36 year old man from perforate is being questioned on suspicion of manslaughter. 25 year old lorry driver from Northern Ireland is also facing manslaughter charges over the deaths appeared at the Old Bailey he pleaded guilty to conspiracy to assist illegal immigration the showcase cinema chain has reversed its decision to pull the film Blue story although it says they'll be increased security during showings you cinemas has defended its decision to withdraw the film saying there were $25.00 significant incidents 16 venues in the opening 24 hours activity Santoro plays tugs in the film like the other films are common apart which of a high level of violence which instead of up and up around the time the phone the premiere and they have not been polled so it makes me question why was the story been differently to the other films I've come up. Bell will continue operating in London while its appeal the decision to deny to license that Transport for London says it's found unauthorized drivers making thousands of uninsured trips Steve McNamara's from the licensed taxi drivers Association which represents black cab drivers are in place for 3 reasons obviously the primary reason is over is fundamentally on 5 Unfortunately there are a large number of people out there who don't want to jump through hoops and they want to just go to work in a vehicle and there are Apostol out them to the officials in the German state of Saxony say the entire community has been robbed of the burglars though priceless diamonds from a museum in Dresden 3 unique sets of 18th century jewels were seized in a raid on the green vote at the Royal Palace when Cohen is an antiques expert could reach of government so many international markets things like gold can be not so down. These particular maybe use for international crime syndicates it may have been stolen to water it's not just a case of the monetary value we may lose these items for other. Soccer has the sport England's director of cricket Ashley Giles says he can't understand why supporters and sports grounds don't quickly identify people who racially abused players on the field His comments come after England volage offer Archer reported being targeted by one guy a but in the Labor Party of process and policy is absolute failure of politics and leadership and the fact the leadership the no party hasn't been able to get a grip on. Over Now a number of years this shows that it's about more there's a greater commitment to keeping a political project together now actually talking races. A Labor spokesperson was quick to reply saying a Labor government will defend and support the Jewish way of life it also says that anti semitism complaints account for 0 point one percent of the membership they only when born address he is a founding member of Jewish Voice for labor which was founded in 2017 to combat allegations of labor anti semitism the people who you are dealing with here are never going to be satisfied Ok they deliberately spreading alleging that anti semitism in the Labor Party is a huge problem when there's a real threat of racism from the right threatening Jews Muslims gay people Roma asylum seekers and we should be aligning ourselves with the only party in this country which has policies which offer the benefit of all of them which attempt to unite us. Well I asked our political correspondent Chris Mason why the Chief Rabbi felt the need to write this letter he says that he has given a lot of thoughts before committing these thoughts to pipe not least given his role as the chief rabbi of the mainstream Orthodox synagogues of Great Britain in the Commonwealth is his view that convention least somebody like him shouldn't be making these kind of interventions this kind of time a couple of weeks away from I generally lection but he says he is articulating what he describes as the understandable and justified anxiety of many people that he represents that.