Not. That. Yeah bit of Elton John there guess that's why they call it the blues which reminds me to remind you that on the right you know for all next week I think it's actually at 9 o'clock somewhere like . The Elton John story out and so in his own words out in his own words about how he was suddenly after struggling for a number of years how he suddenly shot to fame and how it was very difficult to cope with that I'm looking forward to that if you can catch it obviously you will be able to get it on b.b.c. Sounds that So next week b.b.c. Radio 4 looking forward to that. Mamie. King. With no once now. But. You love God should. On b.b.c. Radio company good to have you along. And lately that was cool that you said that before didn't I hi to Dave in Penrice high jump in not sitting there in Eugene's tonight all you with all this weather no I'm not. I'm sitting there in my skinny jeans not short sorry but you know sitting here in your shorts not not got my skinny jeans on the. Cause I'm very trying to take those types they got rips in the new Yes You know you can say Yeah Ok. I did actually when I 1st came out and I saw people wearing the hope line. They need repairing but you know being such a shot and all square and whatever I didn't realize it really really is trendy not actually seen quite a lot of older people wearing these. Skinny jeans with rips in the knees I don't know if there's anybody at the b.b.c. Jury in the week that was about to sort of check on that. If I see anybody on or put it on Facebook. To you Lady tonight I'm not going to need the biscuits from the t.v. I'm not the need the common old creams custard creams or digestive because I bought some biscuits back from my holes called corral be wheat biscuits of not tried them before corral b. K u r a p r I it probably means biscuits in a foreign language I don't know but I'm really really looking forward to that and obviously going to eat them with a. Chocolate covered banana chip packet or that's unusual isn't it this is a new product of that's actually come out I haven't really got it yet but it's called them. Chocolate covered banana chips they sound actually quite nice don't they I bet they play havoc with the teeth I don't. I was mentioning the week before last when I was on because Andy was sitting in for me last week though there's a sausage a mass mash flavored chips as well crisps actually the just been released I don't really like the sound of that. Doesn't sound good does it I was also talking about war not whips and Susan has just said the other thing I forgot you weren't on air last Sunday I wasn't here either I was out for my ruby wedding meal ideographs I actually got your worn out with from one of the shops because I was actually mention the fact I didn't know they didn't many more but anyway Susan says of the net thank you very much indeed Susan. And throws in whatsoever to do with flying in an aircraft. But I was actually reading about what it's like to fly in an aircraft having just recently flown the know you're going to moan at me about the carbon footprint and open one holiday a year is Ok is it not in fact if you fly in from Carlisle airport you go to Southend on Sea or over to Northern Ireland or Dublin It's just over an hour flight there so that's perfectly acceptable I would have thought I don't know in a $26.00 seater prop plane it's not going to be anything like one of these huge jumbo jets is or anything like that but just think about this before you go and jump on an aircraft again just think about this you're a 100 times more likely to catch a cold because reading facts and figures about flying today. You get headaches and dizziness and utterly why because this reduced and air pressure in there use only on average he says about 75 percent of the normal air pressure so that causes the dizziness and headaches are never actually suffered from that view. When I've been flying but you also get a loss is a loss of taste and hearing. I was find it quite difficult having a chat because the noise you know of the aircraft but there we are loss of taste and hearing dehydration you lose up to 1.5 liters of water on a 3 hour flight typically 1.5 liters of water which will explain why I'm always thirsty after a flight and was thirsty the next day. You probably realized as well your stomach swells up I don't think human beings were made to be put in a tin can a pressurized can and catapulted through the air up to about 37 to 39000 feet and travel at 600 miles an hour so I mean what you expect your blood pressure around your legs can cause problems deep vein thrombosis which sounds very very unpleasant the toilets apparently araa. A health hazard. Because particularly you know when you flush the toilet in an aircraft. Doesn't it sounds like a bomb going off. It goes like that and that actually spreads germs all over the place eco like can exist for over 2 weeks I hope all these facts are right I'll give you the source but I'm not going to at the moment but if I pull into a corner by anybody I will and every hour of time that you spend in the air going through a time zone a different time zone it takes a day to recover so obviously if you go on a night our flights going to take you over a week to actually recover their 4 hour flight will take you 4 days to get back to normal your body clock will get back to where that actually explains why I'm all over the place at the moment what is the top. 17 minutes past. And it's Sunday night and we're still on g.m.t. . a lot of people on the streets that could do with b.b.c. Radio Cumbria all about the council. Voted up for at least 50. Different. Money to do that people may be. Best if someone could. So I'll do something with a little making the sounds in rather than. The ballot count say your local b.b.c. Radio Cumbria. The would have happened if they came out and I was around the. Christine I would have had to hide somewhere hide in the bushes or behind the office or something in the compound but anyway I'll think about that if that ever happens again. Anyway that's . Anybody have a hood. Lol It means if anything compulsively go wrong in any situation it will go wrong. And it is true. Whatever happened to warrant. Our way. Through the. Right to our. Challenge. To our. To our. Count of. How to our. Way at the end. Up to our. Thanks. To our. A. Way. Like. The end. Of. The end. Was. Going to the. Song was. Going to be a lot of. The air. Whatever happens. Every week. To. Come along and disappear and wonder if you still own that I was Warren's even the Werewolves of London. Quite topical readies we're coming up to Halloween in a couple of weeks time it's getting bigger and bigger every year isn't it how the Wayne you get the stuff for Halloween in early September and of course it's the big Christmas is now after that with the Christmas I've noticed over the Christmas stuff in there. As well though if you go. Into any of the supermarkets will do you know the 2 big German supermarkets if you go into them on the 1st of November you can go and buy a great big pumpkin for about 10 pence so you could last year anyway. I might actually have a go at making pumpkin wine this year Google a recipe and I think I have a go at it and I know you can make wine out of it I've had pumpkin pie before which is absolutely delicious. I don't think I have pumpkin soup. But when the kids were young we used to actually you know gowns out the you know the eyes of a pumpkin and make a little face and put a candle in the but nowadays you don't need to have to do that you can get one of those sorts of things can't you that flushes out into inside the pumpkin. Yeah it's going to be all over and then it's going to be the big c. Christmas on the why I tell you what we do shortly if you like what I do is all of a look at the couple of the satellite t.v. Channels the broadcasting 24 hour a day Christmas movies and have been since the 1st of September. And I'll tell you what to expect over the next couple of days what do you thing do you think that's a good idea. Take that. And take that matter. And come back again. And that was the greatest I. I'm just clicking around here on the telly in the studio and I'm trying to get up the Christmas movies for you because I know that you really look forward to hearing what Christmas movies are available of course as a great animal story that caught my eye yesterday morning here about a sheep farmer lady in Bend Bacula which is in the Outer Hebrides I've never been to the. Outer Hebrides or the Shetlands before that is definitely on the bucket list maybe not in the middle of winter though but in the summer there so Ben Bacula sheep lady pharma lady either she sold 500 of a sheep. For slaughter including one of one particular sheep she really really liked and she got on with Ok this is the story anyway she spent about 6 weeks looking for it traveled about 600 miles and finally found the $500.00 sheep that she'd sold just about to go for the chop. I don't know the sheep's name actually but we would call in one would we call it my you see Ok. Anyway she actually spotted Maisie and Maisie's spotted her amazing sort of bleating at me. And then run straight run up to and rub rub her self against this that this lady and she turned around to Maisie she said Maisie we're going home Ok Which just shows to prove the animals of got personalities all different personalities they got feelings and they've got hopes and they've got fears not all that was just a lovely story. But I feel sorry for the other 499 To be honest with you. We've. our . Listeners Jon Mann on b.b.c. Radio Cumbria on the Midnight Express and midnight streets all story it's the one and only hiring King just as well in it for the Christmas movies out for you this is going to really excite you that will have been running since the 1st of September but the 70 Christmas movies all go up here. And for the next hour you can watch these movies. This one called my Santa. Or and then this council Christmas followed by Christmas in Wonderland then there's the Christmas takeover. Followed by Santas boot camp I bet that's good Santa summer house the Christmas project the boy who saved Christmas Santa with muscles of the new whether he's been to the seaside or anything like that or maybe he's been to the gym or dinner. And the March sisters at Christmas there are the masses at Christmas which one would you actually choose I don't know which one I would go for let me have my Santa. But I go for cancel Christmas do you think or would you accuse me of being a bit little bit like Scrooge. Although no prisons are there no workhouses. 10 and a half weeks to go until Christmas apparently. I'm not ready trying to one drop. Of people I just love my Christmas and Christmas movies and have their Christmas decorations up for you despite the dust and Christmas lights only that also. The whole year oh why not sure. Paradise. Is featured in the film. Which is a brilliant film and he's such a talented man is a great actor this one is Phil Collins. We could make the world a paradise couldn't we if we did something about it like plant trees or got some stats on trees or just been looking out while that was playing the percentage of woodland cover in the u.k. Is 13 percent say I didn't know this 19 percent in Scotland. 8 percent in Northern Ireland 15 percent in Wales and just 10 percent in England can you believe that. Just having a look at this here u.k. Total $13400.00 hectares have been planted over the last 12 months Scotland $11200.00 hectares over the last month and England well below their project project there. Are 5000 trees below what they should have planted in Scotland there are 10000 trees ahead Ok the 10000 trees are good on Scotland and where we are where are we in the world you think who planted the most trees over the last 12 months. In 1st position is China and they planted to 2000000 407149 trees Ok so this is good isn't there this is absolutely brilliant stuff. The us a in at number 10 position number 131-5523 I won't tell you where we are on the world scale but we planted 14448 trees Ok so 1st the China 2nd is India. 33 o.p.l. For Pakistan 5 Mexico 67 Peru Nigeria straight in at number 9 Kenya and I did mention the number 10 the USA So where do you think we are in the u.k. . I'm going to tell you after I've done the vinyl fronted the gramophone in the studio is already on the turntable and here we go. The hour. Going back in the record collection 70 ensure the gentleman's final frontier Ashton Gardner and dyke. And the resurrection shuffle whatever that is but that was a good song wasn't it a good song and it got that on the Capitol Record label. A little bit of static on not want I thought when it was playing but you didn't hear it did you cause you didn't so you were talking about trees here and China was planted the most trees over the last 12 months I got a huge target to meet. And 2nd in there and I run down the list the number 10 is the USA and I said after that song I would tell you what number we are so far in the world we have planted 14448 trees in the last 12 months the target is 2000000. A 19995 Ok so this planting to do is number all we in the world just big for planting trees. For 0 number 40. Very disappointing. One some time. Friends. A b. C. All of my heart's 1st 2 hours of the show gone but if you've missed it and you've just joined me you can catch up of course on b.b.c. Sounds there will be 4 late shows on the 4 solo Motown shows in more of the shows as well here on b.b.c. Radio Cumbria John is here until midnight tonight after Keep reminding yourself to my name is now it is just checking the birth certificate or was I born there my goodness me I'm clocking up a few years on my high to write in sterling Greetings from the castle John wet and windy here well as he is drawing up just a little bit in color and I think the it's good moving further north the weather system so I think with a little bit of luck you could be wet probably before midnight tonight carry a 1000000 Longton in Vancouver really enjoying the show Jon welcome back you know you have only been away for a week actually cut the shows I've missed and it seems like I've been away for absolutely Jeezy's I think it's all in the mind isn't it so subjective to Jerry the digger manganese to get ready don't believe you Jerry and you've never ever sent me a picture of your digger even though I've asked for it on many many occasions really enjoying the show says Linda working in the taxi in Barrow usual time John working the fingers to the bone very quiet tonight is probably the weather Linda but there again I thought that people probably would jump in a taxi if it was way. Maybe I'm wrong anyway so with me through until midnight and then the 1st hour of Harry King then going home for some kid and very deservedly so as well. Man a b.b.c. Dot co dot you case the mail b.b.c. Underscore cumber if you are on Twitter Cumbria 813 double 3 if you want to text into the show on the email here is David Hi David how's it going a great show of music again says David thanks David as far as Christmas stuff and satellite channels with Christmas films No thank you we're still October David I know I know it's a bit crazy really isn't the only screens going off it does the ask Can you believe it's got a screensaver on it new middle reading something out the blue screen goes off how annoying. Yes Yes I've been running since about the 1st of September the only way the only film The only Christmas movie I'll I'll ever watch is Scrooge Christmas carol Charles Dickens David Copperfield great as well yeah but my favorite Christmas movie of all time is that the so many versions of Christmas carol are there the cartoon versions or wherever I think my favor by frame one is the musical version of Christmas Carol. What do you think you like a good couple Sunday evenings have been very different recently says David in a great way that I'm here tonight with the usual accompaniments I think that means your pussycat and also a last gloss of the Golden Knights a quiet day in the council today no work tomorrow so here until midnight a mess a cost of used to much in the way of Christmas David I promise there won't be keep it that. I can see. That with.