God. Can't. Sleep at night is. Good to come out to. You to see. You There's never any ice in the freezer when you want some. Too low for 0. And it is on the b.b.c. Everywhere on that because he sounds up and we're washing particularly now across the southwest of England and Channel Islands but of course they'll they'll have to listen back tomorrow if they're busy with Graham Norton. Kate says Tell us more about this Christmas tree that doesn't drop its needles an extra 10 or do you get a special Norwegian one that doesn't drop on the carpet. Honey Norway made ducks. Our fake Christmas tree has even started dropping on the carpet now still that's what you get for keeping it for 35 years. You know if I hadn't dropped all these needles I'd be worth a bob or so surely one of the very 1st fake Christmas trees. An endangered species . Will never be. When you meet your goal. Oh. Just as my own route at the beat drops out almost quarter past 11 it's time for the escape route. Now this is a bit like the crystal maze except not nearly as spectacular and you can't see as much because it's on the radio but we enjoy it down with. A Well tonight we have a volunteer for the escape room chick Alina has been locked in tonight and to prove it she's going to rattle the door now to clean it at all that. There's no getting out of there is there. A puzzle is inside the escape room with chicken Lena which she must solve in order to gain her liberty and you can help her if you like now in the escape room tonight is a giant larder which cheekily must stock with food we only ate a Christmas Ok Cisco a Christmas shelf in there and we're going to put on it only food and drink that we consume at Christmas. I mean I'm going to start us off with the Brazil nuts Ok because who's ever eaten a Brazil nut in my. Yes it Christmas you can get enough of them down us now one chick Alina has an item for every letter of the alphabet it will be a long week one she has an item for every letter of the alphabet she's out all right so stock the larder with a Vic all's we only consume Christmas do your best Shep b.b.c. Dot co dot u.k. On the e-mail you can text me for the price of a standard text message from your phone 81 triple 3 is the number of the words studio and we're looking for as many items of food and drink that we only consume Christmas what have we got b.b.c. Dot co dot u.k. And let's see if we can get around. Nor the bears in Chel of enjoy that cane in love too much on the b.b.c. Now we have a real treat for you after midnight if you're up for it well just if you're up. The club will be open to trial members for half an hour and we think we're going to go and take advantage of that tonight because Paolo Nutini will be up on stage Sean Phillips will be doing the Christmas song for us and David Gates is going to be serenading us down at our sophisticated members only club the velvet band more after midnight tonight and to get us ready to get us in the festive and sophisticated mood that we need for the decks are up at the moment and I know they're down again. I want to splash out on proper seller type of way to get us in the mood now a touch of class comes from no hat moon. This is lovely like season. Love. Mom. Love. Our. You see this NAFTA be slayed all the time know how moon and seasons lovely song that and let's hope that the velvet peignoir club rises to the occasion for this year's Christmas party which is going to be held on Friday night into Saturday midnight on Friday into Saturday and all our old favorites will be there. I might have some songs as we. See that usual. The club down at the end of the street. Seems like yesterday. But it was long with. Anyone coming as you point. To the dollars more than 3. Point. 60. Pounds when we. Call our control. Have to. Say. The small. Town and. Coffee help me oh from times. When I go in the. Morning. With the running against. The morning Mom strong. News news. News rose slowly. Slowly. I'm the sole against the way in. Where we need the great Dr. Who was famous for minds on the radio walking into the wind had to be seen to be believed against the wind it was half past 11 now we're trying to get out of the escape room tonight by stocking the Christmas. If you haven't heard this before it's a bit like the crystal maze except he's on the radio and there aren't any crystals or does. Or Richard O'Brien but it's exactly like it and the task in the escape room tonight is to stock the Christmas carpet things we only consume Christmas. And Richard inspiration has come to the rescue here our love to Uncle Tom Cobley and all Richard he says Alman paste. I like albums but paste Well this is a very Christmassy taste those net Christmas pudding date Yeah that line in Only Fools and Horses in their way. Rodney says. Got a date and. Comes back the line you need be very careful they'll get one of those stuck in his throat. What else would go on here done the cake yes. No I love my Pam perennially that can is now tire. I love my perennially all year round I could sit there and Italy nonstop all year but I suppose a lot of people only indulged about extent around Christmas that's why you were thinner than I am Richard and St Clement's Yes excellent suggestions to kick us off our Christmas larder full of things that we only ever consume Christmas Shep b.b.c. Doco u.k. Louise with a small kiss at the end I should take that home with me if you don't mind Louise and I might might have that with a glass or something nice. Pigs in blankets Yeah they're the little sausages wrapped in bacon or as they are these days not so little sausages wrapped in bacon . One weekend it must have been 6 inches or more. Others are big the pig was Shep b.b.c. Doco dot u.k. Or and run butter. Any other time a year you wouldn't dream of it but suggestions or Shep b.b.c. Doc u.k. And Carol says How about a turkey that so huge it won't fit in the oven. Only at Christmas. We're going to work our way through the alphabet with this so it could be a long. All fresh from the velvet club day of the week the great George strike. The man the milkman comes calling for his money. I've seen you and your gal on 25 to midnight it is speaking of gallons I hope to be donning sequins for the velvet Pam our club later Willie week where summing up near We have a lovely long song coming up as well it's more of a long record ready for off to the advertising agency for a little something from stand. Me chest gets the better of me from time to win the cold Stan Freberg with his green Christmas all crept and took me by surprise Margot has been in touch she says our bout some Stalin cake ship oh you're off as you probably do the chest tickle some good I should think been a comforting Stalin. What is install and Marco How do you make it to you oh . Don't be good for you can it Stalin something we have only have around this time of year we do we do or at least in the u.k. I think it may be something in a way around delicacy in the German markets but here at least only when the holder is playing and Colin of Exmouth. He says Paco Warner son Christmas scene on a mess an addiction I inherited from our other kids they they give us all these little things don't lie and then they stay with us for life or the pickle born or the thing about them is they don't taste as you think they're going to have another much much worse shape baby say dot co dot you carry a good one or lovely. One triple 3 on the text stop attacks for the word studio and let's see if we can get together a huge larder full of the kinds of things we only consume at this time of year now going to hand you over to some carol singers while I go and have a coffee. You George Michael and some scary carol singers like to find them quite scary to hang around in the dark for a start they always hit you when you least expect them just when you start to settle down to Eastenders to find out what Phil Mitchell's been up to and you get a knock on the door oh shadows coming up the path and he way Heather Norman is standing at the door now so we want to open invite her in because she's carrying candy cane lovely something we only have a Christmas and they ignored Oh I can't even bring myself during the festive season Heather I think you better have that one for me what's it made of eggnog is it. Lives up to its name. And one of many people suggesting. Foods that we can stick in our Christmas larder of stuff that we only consume Christmas Apple door and he says s. Is 1st snowballs earth. In that. So yellow. On a. Lot of fuss about this. Every day life the new one from Coldplay. Them. Well if they're not here for the Christmas pitch I can help them find new ways of tying their product into Christmas that's why I'm chairman of this board let's hear it for me. All right have a crummy What are your people up to own the same thing as every Yeah 50000 billboards showing Santa Claus pausing to refresh himself with our product Well I think the public has come to expect. It it's become very day show. You their crass I suppose your company's running the usual magazine ad showing cartons of your cigarettes peeking out of the top of saddest sack better than that this year we have been smoking one yes it got sent a little more rugged to both sleeves rolled up in the tattoo and each on one of them says Merry Christmas the other one saying less tards great stuff but Mr Scrooge on Who are you Bob Cratchit sir I've got a little spice company over in East Orange New Jersey do I have to tie my product into Christmas when I mean well I was just going to send cards out showing the 3 wise men following the star of Bethlehem I get it and they're burying your spices No no that's perfect no no no product in it I was just going to say peace on earth goodwill toward men period landscaping their slogan all the happy Pratchett's that went out with button shoes you're a business man Christmas is something to take advantage of red green bandwagon to jump on a sentimental probably are for sale listen. Oh oh that really is truly. A fox assault. Rifles for losing. The. This is not true that the. Phone book wasn't just. To say that's. The. Same other as sure as there is an x. In Christmas you can be sure those are tiny tim Chestnuts Roasting Tiny Tim just nuts are full bodied lasting this visible show. Protects the knot now with x k 29 added for people who can't roast after every meal. I need him like a test not an they are my body I. Say that. The. Say. I. Words to live by a crotchet for you maybe can't you just wish someone a merry Christmas for the pure joy of doing. What's a percentage and let. Me show you I'm a Christmas Wark for you leave this. Business the. Goal Cratchit That's Christmas was the purpose I know but wait a minute don't you guys make enough profit the other 11 months Christmas comes but once a year funny that you should bring that up that's exactly the point I was about to make hit ball as. Christmas comes but once a year or so you better make a small would call it well that's hard to say calling. Me just follow your heart rate. But make sure that you get up get up get yourself a Christmas comes but once a year so you better cash in the spirit. It's slipping through your fingers. Well I guess you fellows will never change why should really Christmas says to us isn't it in their both dollar signs that they want that to begin with the people keep hoping you'll remember but you never do remember what whose birthday we're celebrating. No get me wrong the story of Christmas in its simplicity is a good thing that it's just that you know a good thing when we see it but don't you realize Christmas has a significance a meaning a sales call or. It's later than you think I know Mr Scrooge I know. This is a good time. To say cuts. This Christmas cuts and clothes although pared trio. I. Really. Feel that it was. Such a. Cut Like I said I. It's come true as well doesn't it stand for him and the graying Christmas if you're feeling skeptical about the season that one's for you long song for tonight and no be another this time tomorrow. Now it's going to be a dry evening with some clear intervals allowing frost and fog patches to form cloud will increase overnight with the chance of some patchy rain developing in the far south east of our parts far south east drag on Doris far southeast Bridport she reckons now oh you guess in Weymouth you can in fact I've been known to bleed through to Portland. On or are no people in Portland. Through their trust me minimum temperature minus one overnight minus one degree Celsius Tuesday a cloudy morning in the east with the odd patch of rain I'm not in Portland on Portland the difference or Although brighter skies are likely later this is Tuesday cloudy in the east all parts of rain brighter skies are lightly later further west there will be some sunny spells and a few showers topped temperatures of 8 degrees Celsius for Tuesday. Then finally. I. Was going to be a bust his nerves Tommy Yeah. And windy later on. To the week with the spells of wind and rain. a Rod Stewart. Never see them in the same room at the same time. You know surprising with that bottle. David in credit in your very naughty. I'll be up in the office tomorrow morning I expect pleading Jean an idea listening to us tonight with 4 spaced out cases by step out then you've been on the bottle of you I thought so and smell it on your breath you'll log. When would you ever ave your log other than Yuletide That's right imagine if somebody put a log on your place as any other time of year. Camp resorts. Brandy Kramer Yes things that we only ever consume around the season. A roast Chestnut says Joy agent take 16 on the same go and honey roast carrots Yeah people do that don't make Christmas I'm an extra special effort to get the honey out for a while we haven't quite completed the alphabet of things that we only consume at this time of year so chick Alina stays locked up for the night but you and I go off to the v.p. After the news. And the exists in the biz flick radius. Is b.b.c. Radio call me isn't it. More than 100 new Conservative M.P.'s will be sworn in today after being welcomed to Westminster by Boris Johnson on Monday he's thanked them for what he's called their incredible achievement in last week's election Chris Lowder who represents West Dorset was one of them I remember going to my 'd local 2nd to school you know a. New parent and a badge Yeah you could say there are similarities but the difference here. Is just an enormous on that to be the prime minister has also made several government appointments Simon Hart has been named Well Secretary on the king Morgan is to remain as to Secretary despite stepping down as an m.p. She'll sit in the Lords instead as a life peer The B.B.C.'s Johnson Blake has more that's quite unusual really to have a secretary of state as a member of the House of Lords rather than an m.p. But that it seems will be the case and Nikki Morgan will stay in that role whether she continues in the role beyond the much more wide ranging reshuffle of the cabinet which we expect in January or February time why.