Should give. You a. Free Productions programme for the b.b.c. . B.b.c. Radio called. Glow. B.b.c. News that 10 m one wrong Listen the prime minister says M.P.'s will be able to debate the government's approach to Britain's divorce from the European Union but is refusing to allow them a vote on the issue labor and some conservatives believe parliament should be able to express its view on how ministers negotiate Britain's departure the pro breaks it Tory m.p. Quasi quite saying says that one it was right that m.p. Should discuss the issue it would be wrong to try to undermine the results of the referendum suspicion a lot saying people are thinking this but the suspicion is that people who are on the Remain side or years in parliament remains to try and overturn the referendum result and I think that would be very unfortunate 3 West Midlands Police officers have been charged with perjury and perverting the course of justice over the death of a man in custody in 201129 year old Kingsley Burrell died 4 days after being detained under the Mental Health Act Some struggling g.p. Surgeries in England will be allowed to close according to a leaked document a letter from an n.h.s. England official to manage isn't G.P.'s in one region suggest vulnerable practices could be left with the by the system however and I gess England has denied that's the case the Russian government has reacted angrily to a call for protests outside its embassy in London because of its involvement in the Syrian conflict the foreign secretary Boris Johnson expressed surprise that people weren't demonstrating about the ongoing fighting in the country but Dr Karen Von Hippel the director Russi the defense and security think tank says calls for demonstrations outside the Russian Embassy a futile if they u.s. U.k. And other countries want to stop Russia they have to be able to back up diplomacy with a credible threat of force and that may mean taking down a Russian or Syrian aircraft and I'm not sure they're willing to do that a production company working on the most recent Star Wars film has been fined 1600000 pounds for an accident in which Harrison Ford's leg was crushed by a hydraulic door the 71 year old actor was really. Singh for the force awakens at Pinewood Studios in Buckinghamshire at the time of the accident in 2014 it's being reported tonight that stocks of major household brands like Mom light floor unpassable are running low at Tesco online following around between the supermarkets and Unilever one of its main supply is the consumer goods company is believed to have demanded a 10 percent price rise due to the falling value of the pound against the dollar and the euro it said to stop deliveries to Tesco when the supermarket refused to pay the increase football and Aston Villa have named former whole city and Birmingham City boss Steve Bruce as the new manager he succeeds Roberto Di Matteo the weather showers will be more widespread tomorrow some will be heavy and possibly thundery especially over northern England and Northern Ireland however many western and southern parts will remain dry with sunny spells atop temperature on the day of 13 degrees Celsius b.b.c. News it's 3 minutes past 10. David Shepherd. Previously we'd been going for nearly a year and it needed a here he went on and we still haven't found anything to talk about really but we must get around to that in the New Year prestige you come up with a new format for this program what you think Geoff an agenda of a couple of councillors on tell them all about rubbish collection we can open the phone lines and you can phone and tell me what happens with the old bins but I think maybe let's stick to what we're doing in. The World. Lenny Kravitz. On the b.b.c. . Made a little bit of spending money let's look to Harrison Ford shall we what about that in the news 1600000 pounds because of a faulty studio door at Pinewood Well the insurance incest is coming to the once over in. A multimillion before you know. I thought we'd play it twice a one and we play this one. A Without a dodgy hinge on the door to the gentleman's cubicles at the b.b.c. For 6 months up until in a month and still like if you back me up on we might all be of the go on holiday. Provided we can get out of course tempo asked 10 David Scheffer here on the b.b.c. Across the southwest bless it bless it and I think that this week off possibly broken a world record I can't be sure but any time soon I'm expecting the phone to ring and it'll be a call from the records office to bestow upon me the title of man who's taken the longest to eat a 45 gram bar of chocolate you see I'm doing one of those apps we run our lives electronically don't we and this app watches what I eat and it says on the app that I can have one bar of chocolate every week so I have been making it last Now there are 8 blocks inconveniently so I've had a block every day for a week plus a lick of the 8th block which is thing gradually eroded over the course of the 7 days I must say are back timed by licking perfect it ended on the 7th day so I thought the stories at bedtime tonight we could do making things last where the food or supply place let's have your stories of trying to make things last eking things out. What have you eat if you. Ate one triple 3 on the text start your text of the word studio or you can email Shepard. I. I the brothers Gabe you win again quarter past 10 or we got a lovely one of the velvet pen wall club to not going out in style we've got Gary Moore is going to be there Tommy stale and Cliff a t. Ward will sing for us after midnight says worth staying up with the promise of a cliff a take and it's also going to be variety night so we've got a number of variety acts to come into this stuff both between the songs and while the songs are going on don't ask all will be revealed at midnight I hope. Not quite that much but big ones tonight autumnal the stereophonic versus Eva Cassidy at about quarter to 11 tonight then 3 thwarting the difficult questions and we've got to get the sorted out. Nobody knows where the one in the middle came from. The other 2 are easy to get through. And if we don't get it sorted out by midnight tonight you'll be wondering for to. Me just drop off to sleep and forget the ever mentioned oboes but now we like to pride hassles and flatter as. By the way is from Detroit who believe. It almost sounds like a show that's worth staying up for. Going to anyway. soft inside and in the Ed David Scheffer here 20 past 10 and Malcolm in Mortlake has written a note from outcome for a long time Good evening David just wanted to let you know that I'm still listening to the show and thought I'd let you know how much I enjoyed this afternoon's edition. Of the debate about Article 52 with the prime minister and angle of call was heavy particular strain Lee informative and I think you chaired it very well. And Martin story on after the 1 o'clock news was just so heartwarming well done for teasing it out of him pity about the tape is mine or his. P.s. Your Mistry voice competition oh yeah is it Julie Walters. Thanks. a thought I could start on next week's club on and. Save it tell me. The Spencer Davis Group on the b.b.c. Across the southwest give me some a love in the house spotlight help us at the moment gazing into Andy Briere Zha e's course he's got Harry Potter classes on the house so you have to stare a bit more closely to get the full 10 attraction to anywhere here be it be handing you over shortly to come and listen to the right here so we're welcome our spotlight hoppers and we're doing making things last tonight and Yvonne in sickness has healed it I was brought up Shep to be sensible with money but some people go to ridiculous lengths to make things last I once went on a retreat to a nunnery you we've all yes say no more now I didn't expect the Ritz everything plain basic food just one blanket on the bed that sort of thing. But when nature cold and I visited the facilities I was faced with a notice written in big red letters over the toilet roll holder which said 3 Sheets only. Visit and. I suddenly felt that there was somebody monitoring my every movement and therefore remained constipated for the rest of the week. That's called saving up your quota. And. I'll just settle for free. News. Outlets. To slow the. Flow of such. Luck. That make. Me. Terence trend. Don't forget to mention that it's called an apostrophe to match oil. Prices people might be writing down what I'm saying. Nobody's listening that closely. And now would you do me a little favor if you've been debating switching on your central heating would you leave it just for a few more minutes because we have our big ones coming up shortly yes 2 songs linked together for that autumnal flavor and I think it be a really really ceremonial way of switching on your central heating for 2016 I have got the year Doris haven't I keep telling people 2015 I want to write a check there the 10 are put up 19 and have to cross the virus in the wrong century wrong millennium. Anyway yes autumnal big ones on the way to songs played for that autumnal feel and if you want to switch on the central heating during that you know I'll come and cut the ribbon for. I want to pay for it. You may have heard of them I'm not allowed to tell you who they are because it's assumed that you will know if you do want to know if you can apply to this program for a fact sheet by writing to another you even know the address don't you know off by our. Effort here on the b.b.c. Across the southwest and that will have 3000 the difficult questions the other side . 11 o'clock we've got to get them sorted out by midnight otherwise they'll hang over you until I'm back from holidays in 2 and a bit weeks time let's hear it for Julia who has passed a landmark today hello Judy and she says after being years of called the wrong name in an email despite my name being clearly displayed Judea the pent up rage is huge I've finally snapped and I've done the most passive aggressive act I can think of I've replied back spelling the send us name subtly wrong as well. She says You obviously don't want to mess with me you know that's quite right you. Just. Easily done. That. And. We'll. See the hour. If you. Refuse. To. Slim. Good. Luck. With. That. With. Me. And Whitehead No Stopping Us Now well if if you just joined us you're a bit early for our big ones but I understand the spotlight may have finished now just for the saving So anyway welcome to our spotlight Hopper's. I'm hoping that this evening you're listening to the program and your You're up for it because after 11 o'clock I'm going to throw gusto into giving you some clues now some of them may be helpful clues others of them may be misleading so you go to try and sort your good for me. As it were in terms of Yes dears Now I know I know it's never been your strength to know your bum from your elbow is it but anyway tonight let's hope and one of the questions we've got to sort out is the business of where these 3 oboist have come from. Course everybody thinks everybody thinks that the song in the middle is a winter's tale ways not if you listen closely you can actually hear that they resist singer involved in that middle one and it's not David Essex is deaf or. And the best well. We have a wonderful making it last story for stories at. Last if you're one of those to drop off at any point to compose it during the break why not. Now though 2 songs played in tandem for a reason and. Tonight's theme is autumnal and we thought that if you haven't already done it and you you've been thinking about doing it today has been a bit nip. This might be a good opportunity for you to switch the central heating on that course the honey difficulties you could remember how it was. On the way Eva Cassidy. The stereophonic. Bowl. Oh old wind. But. More stuff off. But. Most still. When. Was this. Will last oh mother her. Well deserved I say forcibly favor Cassady from the album song Bad and before that the stereophonic for that Indian summer our autumnal big ones a good opportunity to switch on your central heating so long as you'll put in the coin in the meter and I'm making things last ash in Chile Exeter says. Making things lost since 1966 my house has had only 2 suites of furniture a lovely dark green affair which by 987 looked like green 2 to things dripped on it in the sun fighting it. And in 1987 came a red to mixture with a few other colors Well that was the trend at the time and we still have it and it's still quite comfy to be on a ship because we wouldn't abort is if it wasn't going to. a dispute with Unilever one of Britain's biggest food and grocery manufacturers it's thought the firm wants to pass on high a costs in wholesale prices caused by the weak pound Tesco has taken the company's brands which include mall might p.g. Tips on personal off its website industry sources say Unilever has made the same demands to other big retailers to raise them a says M.P.'s will be able to debate the process of Britain's departure from the e.u. But has refused to allow them to vote on the issue labor and some conservatives want to have a say about Britain's negotiating position Labor's John Mann who campaigned for leave says the Prime Minister isn't being reasonable. A free hand for her a remainer to determine everything and she's going to have to get real in relation to it a few statements that we can ask 30 seconds of questions on and a select committee that only I am full of and please consider on that's not going to be good enough the United States and Russia have announced they will resume talks in an effort to halt the bloodshed in Syria Washington broke off all negotiations with Moscow 9 days ago Josh Kirby from the u.s. State Department says there's still hope the violence can be brought to an end we continue to believe that there has to be a political solution to the civil war in Syria how the Russians react what they come to the to the meeting with what they will prove willing to do or not is is really up to them Meanwhile Russia has accused the foreign secretary Boris Johnson of trying to stoke anti Russian hysteria after he called for protests outside the country's embassy Mr Johnson says there should be more outrage over Moscow's role in the bombing of Aleppo some struggling g.p. Surgeries in England will be allowed to close according to a leaked document a letter from n.h.s. England official to manage isn't G.P.'s in one region suggest vulnerable practices could be left to wither and h s England denies that's the case the film company which produced the last Star Wars film has been fined more than one and a half 1000000 pounds for an accident which left Harrison Ford with a broken leg it happened upon Wood studios in 2014 Danniella Relf reports Harrison Ford with reprising his role as Han Solo while filming Star Wars the force awakens during rehearsals in June 2014 a metal door from the set of the Millennium Falcon spaceship fell on him the 71 year old with pinned to the floor and had to be airlifted to hospital in Oxford at a previous court hearing it with claim that the incident could have killed him earlier this year food production Ltd which is owned by Disney pleaded guilty to 2 charges brought by the Health and Safety Executive the weather showers will be more widespread. Tomorrow some will be heavy possibly thundering over northern England and Ireland many western and southern parts will stay dry atop temperature 13 degrees Celsius b.b.c. News 3 minutes past 11. David Scheffer. Previously yesterday we were talking about the post bad guy yet and then we had about a dog who had a fetish and bit somebody on the bottom because they were wearing a let the Scud. Have my leg sniffed that I had a fetish for fabric softener and the lady came up to me and she said I'm terribly sorry that preoccupied with you will make. The hour. A I am. A I am. Was. A out. Was a commanding view we have from Wednesday always we look back at what we've had and look forward to what we've gotten go on. A drive 55 year old bus to the Isle of Wight tomorrow. Choose a lay by any lay by David Scheffer here last one for a little while I'm a former holidays and then be popping up on a radio station near you at some ungodly hour of the day and then I'll be back on Friday the what. The date up for you will give you the date of my return to the show it's only a couple of weeks away but to will give you that when we do the rundown of Graham Torrington's forthcoming artists of the week for 2021 right because those are a little bit later on on the show now though we have a small matter of 3 thwarting the difficult questions which we've got to get sorted out tonight otherwise they'll hang over for the whole m l a day and you're really really wish you'd made more of an effort So question number one new one for tonight at whose table was Harold snow to see it. The know you won't and there's no point in googling it. At whose table was Harold snow to sit Shep b.b.c. Dot co dot u.k. Or 81 triple 3 I bet we'll get that solved within 10 minutes somebody will know that question number 2 please identify the. Was that David s. Are. You going to get all 3 to get it right and if you really clever and you don't have to do this to get the bell but if you really really clever you can tell me which one is the odd one out. For heaven's sakes somebody make an effort with that and for question number 3 it's a Wednesday night so it's back out down challenge tonight's winning national lottery numbers to be used to get as close as you can to a randomly generated target number and there were just going now just so that off their machine now do and it takes a while for the plate to stop spinning anyway while I'm waiting for that to happen here come tonight's winning national lottery numbers you'll be needing to use these to answer the question or if you've won well then I expect to be switching the radio often going off to Marbella right those numbers are 222-293-0365 extension 8 the bonus ball is 53 and you can use that you're working tonight you've got to show me you're working those numbers again 222-293-0365 extension 8 the bonus ball is number 530 it's stopped it's done it's good it's record time right the random random number generator is giving you a target number of. 671. On desperate to do the line that Peter Butterworth does in carry on don't lose your head about a bit of crackling but I'm not going to nail diamond and cracking Rosie if you can embellish yourself 30 minutes past 11 we're trying to identify these oboes and a little clue may have slipped out may have been a helpful close or it may have taken you down a dark alley that leads to even further away from the real answer who knows Well Jennifer in Penzance think she does the 3 song ship Brighteyes by Art Garfunkel miss you nights by Cliff Richard and the theme music to Emma day oh. No. You've got to get 3 to get it right Shepherd b.b.c. U.k. And young Edward males gone get on with a ph d. You should be listening to this program you should be working you are here to put that nose to the grindstone if you haven't got a scar there by the time I come back from holidays I shall want to know why I should have ground through the bone bye then. After that little clue earlier says Edward is the mystery oboe from please don't fall in love by Cliff Richard by any chance Incidentally I'm only in my twenties so given my relative lack of experience with So Cliff I'd like to record my appreciation to the Cliff Richard songs database and some judicious Google search. I'm going to send Doris to come and cut your googles off if you're not careful is only gonna got it right this marvelous Thank goodness for the younger generation that's that so you need by your side in a situation like this when it comes to hunting the. We've got bright eyes by Art Garfunkel the tricky one in the middle was not Winter's Tale by David Essex but as Edward tells us please don't fall in love and the one at the end was the countdown theme tune. And the odd one out but not the countdown thing. As if that's going on I mean it didn't didn't. It that the album now of course is the theme tune because the other 2 why written and produced by the great Mike backed. And here they are to distract you from your ph d. For a few more seconds and but. You know Posey. There's Just now. To. A little hurt. But a cracker nonetheless written and produced by the great Mike Batt both of them actually Please don't fall in love from Cliff Richard and also with the characteristic Mike Batt Obo you try saying it. Especially if you read as much as I have. Bright Eyes by heart Garfunkel which of course always makes us think you know what it was makes of that I don't want to make you think of it as well so well done to you if you said it under your breath and a special well done to Edward who finally identified the. Now is 232323 in a few seconds you missed it c'mon what we have to do is sort out our countdown challenge and we also need to know who was to sit no note at whose table was Harold snowed to sit the name Harold snowed any ideas $81.00 triple 3 all Shep b.b.c. Doc. If you think you know I'm sure somebody to us. Pigeon street. Long distance along in a minute. I used to have a ride on Laurie when I was a little boy and I used to pretend to be a long distance Klara. Liar. Liar. You you. You. Have to argue. That the string. Dartington College is fine. They met then. And. The Another one of our groups who sound like they could be a solo singer it's what we were doing the other night kept us occupied for an hour didn't it. I know it was a national treasure but it was all right when the bad show coming up to half past 11 is going to be half time shortly and then we'll have a weather forecast then we'll have a long song which tonight is coming from Marcella Detroit who's believing and we've also been doing tonight making it last for us stories at bedtime a Martin penny in northern Mindef and says I have found through exhaustive experiment that the way to make anything lost is to hide it from the children now this could be just something simple like a pencil or a pen or perhaps more fundamentally food no cheese is ever safe we buy it 5 kilograms at a time and any kind of fruit juice milk cheese cake well all these items can be consumed in a trice and then the empty container just left somewhere convenient. Naturally any questions about set contents are met with a big Will did look or simply a grunt toilet rolls are another case in point now I'd like to point out that we don't hide these items but once again industrial quantities are consumed and honestly Shepp there is no way to make them. For the bangle they turned. Out Tuesday was Harold snow. To die in. Carol in Sidmouth with 2 kisses says Did Harold Snoad sit at Hyacinth Bouquet's table. At the end of the credits of Keeping Up Appearances Hyacinth is setting the places at a table isn't she and the final credit is for the producer and director of the program and a name place is put at one of the places on the table. And that is the credit and it's Harold Snowden. And there is on the tape and in fact that's that particular bit is done over the top of an oboe if I remember rightly state Doris it is there's an oboe playing in the back of that. One too far Shepherd David Lisak Guard says Harold Snoad was at Mrs bouquets table. Do bad the pedestrian. Also Jennifer has got this right and. Well there's a Richard on the text but I don't think it's that one surely not a couple of other e-mail as well get in this right Kevin was spot on Harold Snow was at Mrs Bouquet's table his name is on a place card at the end of the credits in keeping up appearances yes quite right. And there's one here which claims to be from Sharon. How lovely of you to phone Bob a how much do you. Think it's got. A lot of it's rubbish and. I have the same. Yeah. I've reached. The. Top. Sword disc. After. That. a variety act that you may remember from a dim and distant past as. Night tonight so if you want to come along troll membership you stick with me for half a. Weather forecast follows. Parents used to say when they were all over for 6 days from Arizona Carl was. Back in our day it was a whole meaning for watch now listen to them they do Lang's etc And don't we do the same and conveniently forget that we have backing singers whose entire job it was to turn up and sing do Lang do Lang do Lang. Funny how it goes round doesn't it turn into your mum and dad before you know it now then what we have lined up for you here is a bit of masala Detroit with a long song for you but 1st let's find out what the weather's going to be doing with the details for us tonight is Jake cope Good evening Jake Good evening how are you all going to terribly well you know if we're slightly D.-Ma Pappy because some of us may be nipping off for a quick holiday but. You know I don't want to repeat in. A high pressure that's been in charge you also been to being away for a holiday as we go towards the weekend last week also we've seen this high pressure center across Scandinavia bringing a chilly east to the breeze rather way across. For the u.k. But as we go towards the weekend that's all going to change low pressure pushing in from the southwest like the brain some stronger winds some more mild temperatures but some heavy thunder showers as well as we go through the rest of the night though we do have a band of showers stretching along the English Channel just to the south Devon a cold one just to the north of the channel and could clip either as we go through the night in the stocks of tomorrow but it does look like for the vast majority of people it's going to be dry for the rest of the night and through much of tomorrow too temperatures by the time we start tomorrow should be around 60 degrees fairly chilly start to the day temperatures through tomorrow fairly disappointing 13014 about the best we can really hopeful with that should be asked still coming in from the continent that will be want to showers around but most people should avoid these so some good sunny spells but feeling chilly non the less open I think the Friday we're really going to see the temperatures plummet away at that particular across Devon and Comal clear skies allowing temperatures to fall to 2 or 3 degrees in towns and cities many rural spots seeing a frost on the ground to start Friday for the South in the Channel Islands though it's a mild night extending fairly cloudy want to shower as the price to pay for the temperatures staying up there will stay significantly high at $8.00 degrees through the course of Friday again one or 2 showers around you be on look if you see them though but into the chilly day 13 that's all temperature and it's Friday night into Saturday we're really start to see the weather make a change this low pressure starting to come in in from the south. As it moves in it will bring some more mild air with it so overnight it's Saturday 9 or 10 degrees the overnight low markedly Walmer than the previous night but then through the day it will bring in some stronger winds very very blustery at times and some heavy showers likely to see some thunderstorms pushing in from the southwest through the latter part of Saturday morning and stay with us through the course of Saturday afternoon the also the spell between them but for the most pot there will be a rash of showers coming through could even see a little bit of hail at times and it looks like that stays with us on Sunday perhaps to a lesser extent though because as we approach Monday when commands more of a westerly and whilst there will still be some showers around there should be fewer and further between nicely done thank you very much. And so. Do you believe. Gone over masala Detroit and I believe lovely long song and those lovely long songs resume and I return from my holidays on what 2 weeks. But I was 2021st. 20. Well anyway have a look on the calendar get the calendar down and we'll do that date and Graeme Torrington's artist of the week and. 2021 calendar days. To plan ahead. Everything Must Change. The night of the guest to just arriving the variety acts who are going to be performing well a variety of different acts for you can't say fairer than that what it says on the tin and now about 150 years ago or so it feels to you expect listening to this we set a countdown challenge for you using tonight's winning national lottery numbers including the bonus ball and our random number generator has settled upon. 671 as the target number and you have rallied to the cause Mildred says I had to get misc wears out for this one today to chew I don't even know where my squares are I think I left them a cotton County primary school all those years ago. How about this one then 2 squared is 4 Yeah $22.00 times 30 is $660.00 Yep $36.00 minus $29.00 is 7 aren't $668.00 plus 4 plus 7 is $67.00. Or alternatively if we're not allowed to square it then we can turn to the answer of Judy in blue broad Play Store this is one of 2 different methods that Judy has perfected over a large cup of something I shouldn't wonder 58 minus 36 is 2222 over 2 is 1130 minus 22 is 853 times 8 is 61 and 61 times 11 is 67. Good evening if you just joined us and you think you've tuned into math f.m. Claire is doing this without the help of Joshua tonight he fell fast asleep when I read out question one apparently sees born during this program he's developing taste already he's tuning out. Another very good method thank you for the red pen and Edward as well Sally was right and very persistent she got the bookie wrong on the 1st one but try and try again it all worked out in the end well done. Says. Clean sheet for when I get back from holidays. And it's not always you can a dispute between Tesco and Unilever one of Britain's biggest grocery supplies centers on an attempt by Unilever to Possum lodge price rises following the full in the value of the pound Tesco says it's now running out of a number of brands including Mom tips and it's removed them from its website all business editor Simon Jack says of the supermarkets a rules. So caught up in the dispute a lot of the retailers are saying look there are price pressures here but some of this stuff is made in the u.k. So trying to blame across the board price increases on the brakes is number 4 on the pound is sort of trying it on and what's going to be very interesting to see is how many the other supermarkets were either fall in behind Tesco or think themselves actually Tesco not being of the stock more might not be able to stock Pursell it's a pretty horrible place for them to be maybe will let them sweat it out the government has insisted that it won't share details of its plans to leave the European Union ahead of talks with Brussels despite growing pressure for a Commons vote the brakes it Secretary David Davis has told M.P.'s that no one should be allowed to veto the decision of the British people the former attorney general Dominic Grieve says all M.P.'s respect the outcome of the referendum but that doesn't take away the need for debate you can't just translate that into the United Kingdom outside of the e.u. By a wave of a magic wand it is a complex legal and legislative process and parliament cannot be excluded from it and indeed the government can't carry it out without Parliament's concurrence reports from Germany say a Syrian man suspected of planning a bomb attack has killed himself in prison I'll back up was handed into police on Monday by 3 Syrian refugees the United States and Russia have announced that they will resume talks in an effort to hold the fighting in Syria Washington broke off all negotiations with Moscow 9 days ago when a ceasefire failed our Middle East analyst Alan Johnston reports the last Syrian ceasefire had barely begun before it collapsed in acrimony Washington froze all negotiations with Moscow but now there to talk again Russia's foreign minister Sergey Lavrov and his u.s. Counterpart John Kerry will meet in Switzerland on Saturday the key regional powers Saudi Arabia Turkey and Iran are also expected to attend the film company which produced the last Star Wars. Film has been fined more than one and a half 1000000 pounds for an accident which left Harrison Ford with a broken leg the 71 year old actor was knocked to the ground by a hydraulic door at Pinewood Studios in 2014 during rehearsals for the force awakens the weather showers will be more widespread today and some will be heavy possibly thundery over northern England and Northern Ireland however many western and southern parts will remain dry with sunny spells a top temperature of 13 degrees Celsius b.b.c. News it's 3 minutes past 12. David Shepherd. Welcome. To the velvet peignoir club variety 9. Am. This is. What. That's all chocolate. Crazy the high fidelity the kids from. Welcoming us to the Velvet payment for the early hours of Thursday morning half an hour's worth of free membership. Which means we don't have to pay although of course you do how my friend have to subsidize your own drinks at the Barbican of everything Welcome to the night at the club a showcase of the many and varied Tanna talents doing the local circuit now this year the organization of the event has been taken on by club member Ted vase under the watchful eye of entertainments manager Jeffrey fair brother Jeffrey himself has an integrated of input into choosing the x. Doesn't quite understand the entertainment business by his own. Admission but Ted has booked what he described as a bunch of gems. But apparently only some of them are paying him for the chance to perform here well 1st up tonight is well known musician and indeed magician the Great. Who is just. Just outside having a fart somebody somebody. Oh well ladies and gentlemen I'm sure the great very Mondo will be joining us as soon as he's got his magic wand back. a variety act to performed as the Cookie Monster cheering that until most fire. And a Gary Moore before that and still got the blues and incidentally Anita Harris has been delayed she was going to be joining us to perform her dance of a 1000 fails but unfortunately there was a delay at the dress shop early and then he got up to $872.00 so she'll be at our next for rioting night I suspect and giving us a reprise of her role as Cork tip in carry on follow that camel next at ferrety night at the Velvet club our resident yellow coach Spike performs when I'm not near the girl I love in the tar style of Tommy Steele now remember. Ted told you Spike 1st rule of comedy don't sound like the person you were in bus and nice to squeeze tight people I can. See if we can get you. To get in touch all my His. And it sold weak. When. They get. Lucky love that. 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Goes uncanny if you ask me just like tell me steal when I'm not near the girl I love the velvet pay more clubs for rioting night incidentally thank you very much to Mr New it for filling the middle 8 so well just then with he's already a recreate sion of air escaping from a duck staggeringly authentic well from sound to vision now as we welcome to the stage the well known Harpenden my modest Dr Wallington paid to winter's Walters who will now perform his signature piece walking into the wind. I could be a millionaire. If I had the money. I could own a mansion No I don't think I'd like to. Write a song make sure. Now that would be funny. And you could tell your friends in England. But now I've chosen air. Boats to come between us. And the liner to one who wouldn't go. How is most issues. Is it still the same between. Do you still use television. And you fast asleep. Can you last another wee does the system to me already have. Too many. Oh and by the way. Is that mended to. I miss you. 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