Here it is Friday welcome long form a show of the B.B.C. In the south here until one and as you know Friday night is busy busy busy and busy and even busier as we have lots and lots to squeeze him so 1st things 1st leaving Mr Arsal who is in our production gallery and is well tonight there is no time for messing around because Friday we have so much they have to try and squeeze in we have our twisted tracks which are already coming strew if you're one of the people follows me on Twitter or radio I always give you the theme at about half past 9 they're about to give you time to stop thinking about it they're already coming through thick and fast we have our final bag of the week and of course someone else will be receiving one of my juke bags just for taking part in joining us on the phone and then the final the program being Friday we have our challenge news weather and travel it goes without saying and we got some good music as well courtesy in the 1st part a show of out twisted tracks but without further ado let me explain what the the twisted tracks is all about in case you haven't been with us before twisted tracks where we give you a theme or subject and we ask you to take real songs and all the artists and twist them a little bit to incorporate a theme now the theme this week was suggested by the in way mirth we love this one so very thank you so much for your suggestion the theme for tonight is the bakery OK the bakery now you can think of anything to do with a bakery we've come up with some suggestions which will give you an inkling as to what we're looking for here you could suggest meatloaf with a Bat Out Of Hell you could have come I'm with that big Choon hungry pies Maybe Allison Limerick make it on my scone or what about Boney M. With brown girl in the dough not ring you see the way this works you take real songs and the artist if you wish you don't have to can be one tother or both you twist them to incorporate something to do with the. Which this week is the bakery we get hundreds of these every week which is fabulous a readout as many as I can play as many of the songs we can as well in their original form so I ready them for those twisted tracks for this week the bakery is the thing come on let's see if we can come up with her. Weight. But you can show B.B.C. Doco dot U.K. Remember is all one word no dots dashes or spaces between the the bits of the of the of my names are just Paul Miller Show. You care a text you start with a word $81.00 triple serie and if I'm on Twitter or radio so without further ado let's get cracking then the 1st ones that came through on Twitter about half an hour ago was this brilliant won by Susan Porter she says was short it should be Elton John to get things started tonight with don't go breaking my tots. And we couldn't agree more. Let. Me give. You a. Hint. The BE. As if we were. In the middle. Then the challenge between 12. Suggested. We love this one vivid we love your suggestions as well the theme is the bakery it can be anything you like to do with the by. Anything right. Through some brilliant suggestions as always every week you are brilliant at these things to do she says. Which. Which works you could also turn wham into jam if you wanted to I like a thanks to Luke he says I think we have the animals in there and the House Of The Rising bun you could also have this one from Patrick in church see a Lucy in the sky with pine moans Yes Pete's in Twyford Jennifer page with that big hit crafts Sophie I'm sorry cake rattle and roll another great one from Luke a total eclipse of the tot for a Bonnie Tyler which works. Which works so so well the wonder of chew by Elvis Presley but C.H. Show us again from Dear diary that he's very clever if you can play around with words that sound exactly the same when you twist them you get extra double brownie points for that because it just makes it sound so so good it's like the same thing isn't it really or so we have of. Going to Minutes What if we got another one from Luke Luke cutting He says what about Fleetwood mac and Gypsy Heart year. We could also hire jar of TAR It's Or another one bites the crust some Joyce on Twitter actually not very good at this are we issue are an Amy and Pagar sausage rolling in the deep by Adele why not and the power of love by Jennifer pastry brush. From from did 3 words again don't forget you. Joyce's said. Doris Day over darling instead of move over darling it's going to be done it's got to be done and you can also hev a baker's dozen street by Gerry Rafferty from someone on Twitter who calls themselves nothing special you can see how many we get and this one here from Luke said love how about track by show. You might need K N E A D somebody or. She would. Like. The bakeries the theme for the. Bakery is well and truly over. Some time. Come. Come. Some. Come. To. Be. Sometimes. You might need somebody has a need in the brain. From Luke on Twitchell either. 60 minutes past 10 the B.B.C. In the south Friday night is all about the twisted tracks the scene this week is the bakery anything you like to do with the bakery and every week you're good at this but so far this week these are called absolute cool because don't forget you get through on the phone a MT text or tweet whichever is easiest for you from having just phone hire a he says you could play you anything really by pass. Through from Norbury says well you have a track by braids which obviously stands up by itself but you have to twist it so how about I want to bake it with you I like it I like it a lot my clean Woking anything by crusty Springfield will go down and will go down nicely. What about that by Kate Bush. Hall and Oates she's gone from Michael in Woking or so Ryan haven't the Beatles ate cakes awake and this one I think he's brilliant from Roger in Lois Bob Dylan Mr Tambourine flan how good is that how good is that and what about this one from Rose in Dorchester Bananarama and I heard. As in a loaf of bread. Came 1st the loaf of bread all the drawl. Was a balloon. If. The B.B.C. In the south the theme this week for the twisted tracks is the bakery in case you've just joined us a text you start with a word Miller sent a twang triple story Thank you T. Ball he says What about Roger Wittekind and the last bike. I could save now with his bed singing over a serious The Lox by. Thanks to John to Heathrow he says what about some Queen another one bites the crossed all when I need you K N E A D by Leo Sawyer all yes yes yes yes Laos Sawyer love that from John Heathrow thanks very much for that what a battle. Jag with young bones from Helen A in reading rolling pin the deep by a Dale has come through from Camilla who is stuck on the the M 6 with the A.Q. Gang Hey guys what's going on there that sounds miserable let us know we can pass that information. Malcolm's in rock soul he says but a queen who wants to save for ever I told her these were good and poor in Bournemouth I think it should be just a single braid by a fall. While these are going to be just off the scale I think tonight clearly. Jennifer Echols cake by Harry in Camberley your coat or so have mole you see only modelled Oh works by itself you need to twist. So you are twisted for that one to work you could have the Rolling Stones with jumping flapjack flash from Janet in love the idea the Rolling Stones wouldn't think about that. And Chris from reading says anything you like by the Rolling Stones great minds think alike or what about Gelhaus rock cakes by Elvis Tex You start with a word Miller you send that trip or 3 Tony in Basingstoke just phone to its owner he says maybe a little Julie Andrews tonight doh may very clever Ryan haven't as madness with the House of bar. And Annie bending searches also said anything by The Rolling Stones we think of that we're playing along with this one a little bit earlier on it wasn't one that we thought of to know why so so good and on Twitter from he says Ow about some. Yeah which song cake on me. Thanks. To. The. Was. Cool move. 6 along with. The but. Let's say. The Sun. Was. OK you called me a courtesy of Carter on Twitter twisty tracks 27 minutes past 10 B.B.C. In the south to the bag in about 10 minutes time and of course we have more the twisted tracks in the middle Alice to do Keep them coming and that coming through thick and fast right so let's have a look and see what else we have had Julian Adelson has been in touch Hi Julie she says what about here comes the he said Here Comes the Sun where we can live in a way that's be honest love it Harry and wiper It started with a case cake by a hot chocolate brownie. Daughter an adult. You could have rather than Westlife West try if Ole on the queen of my tot. Donna's in round sound she says Rod Stewart's The 1st crossed is the deepest and of course she crossed as well which I love King on Twitter I amat anything by pasty smile that's clever Suze in Farmer Hi Susie needing me softly instead of killing me softly by the few G.'s Yes I did 3 has Copacabana by Barry flannel Oh. Bark of it. A mark over my Always brain is suggesting same by buns and roses How about knocking on Alvin's door love that and Hillary from of most loans says that when your skull on by Ryan Adams but it's wrong I R Y A You complain around with these as much as you like as long as it's still obvious what the song is tonight's your just so so good Tony inspects B. Phone how you turn a DI straight with the sole Tarnas of swaying would go down very nicely air Stephen Kroeber a baked that with no begets he said have no regret Terry a nice born thought a little light house family with sifted he and Phil from Norbury says don't let Helen Shapiro miss out which song How about you don't die and David's in. By the way how about the whole of the. From David in pages failed so the wife a boys in the whole of them. 25 to 11 Mr also joins us good evening sir hello there these are good. Thing if I may say so and they're getting better and better and better Ryan Hastings How about this Paul in the House of Love was not was. All you could have a lady in bright switch would rather not screw thing about you say that was anything by spinal Oh that's clever but she's absolutely fabulous thanks for setting that one. I mean there are just hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds by just these are so so good how about this one from from Marian on them and it was it got on her yet Marian and you had skill but O'Sullivan it Clare. With that little giggle at the. Newly. Subtle we lie don't know forsake me oh my darling. Yes but I was ridiculed don't not for sake me or my darling Terry nice porn Crystal Gayle Don't it make my brownies blue. They're all good and that is just the beginning thinking about it the theme this week is the bakery anything to do with the bakery saw you go to twist real songs and all the artists more to come in the middle hour but do keep sending them through if you come up with them don't sit there waiting because you might forget about him so you can show a B.B.C. Doco dot U.K. Text start with a word Miller sent to H one triple 3 from me on Twitter at Pullman to radio so Mr Ross Well how are your today are you Friday not bad it's all OK trying to you know like sports people sort of rest up before a big important competition game great doing yes been doing that today I know gnocchi the night before apparently I've been you know do all those tolerantly footballers and so on will be a new self I wouldn't own or professional athlete I'm not really a professional anything with Rhodri so he will be resting up ahead of tonight really because you wish. This is you know what is. Always you talk about 30 or so before we even come on the air which is no bad thing you know complying with the sheer volume of stuff is fabulous and I think so clever just when we get past the trucks at midnight we then start over to. Start all over again no messing around at the end of the week. It's got to be done it's got to be done I want to stop looking at the US on their feet again you're going to be distracted Yeah they do make me laugh they do make me laugh OK let's be distracted by the bag instead here we are for the final time this week 6 subjects will come out we'll have a question for each and then we'll run through them of course the moment we are given away my very exclusive in demand. Bag. If you would like to receive one or you do is join us on the phone to run through the answers it's not a quiz it's not a competition or anything like that you get it just for taking part so once the final question is out I'll open the phone lines remind you of the number Russell next door will get the random number generator working it will generate a number and that is the number of the phone line that he was on so you come on the phone run through the answers with us regardless of your score yelling at one of my bags terms and conditions any questions you may have are all there on the main program page A The Do a search for it Paul Miller Show or the Z. Way to find it bbc dot co dot U.K. Slash Paul Miller OK everything you need to know is there for the final time this week as they say let's do it it's. Here we go then good luck later that 1st subject out straight away and Syria is going to be it is famous couples please Mr A famous castle couple's famous well famous castles here famous castles you know. Got someone else's teeth in right famous couples even British actor Matthew McFadden He's famous for playing Tom Quinn in spooks he was good then Detective Inspector Edmund Reed in Ripper Street or Henry Wilcox in Howard's End he's married to which British actress keyholes Olivia Colman all Rosamund Pike I'm going to collude I can't even I know the name but I can't I can't place him I can't place me my mind I know if I saw in those very famous actors know but as to who is right on the clone of a gas or go. Through Number 2 is popular music popular music this band comprising of 4 brothers had 3 top 40 hits in 1999 crazy until you love me and misery but what was this group called was it the hornless the Hubbards or the Moffats. Sure. I think with one of them I know he's a band though so I'm going to go for that. Number 3 drinks please injuring it's genuine has been around for centuries but why was there a huge increase in British sales of the drink during the 19th century was it that it was believed that ginger wine would heat the body and protect from the coldest winters in recorded history was it that it was believed that genuine would protect from poisons that was supposedly being put into food by French mercenaries or was it that it was believed ginger wine would protect people from the cholera epidemic why was there a huge increase in sales of ginger wine during the 19th century I don't know that so I have a guess I'm going to go for that one or maybe they were just elbows is. Sometimes simple answer number 4 is food to go with the drinks the spice saffron is derived from which plant crocus golden rod or lie look on that number 53. Baby animals please baby. There is what you call a baby deer I think on this to. Get you showing off your need so. Last Well number 6. It is how old how old how low how old is Sylvester Stallone I hope that's what's. He must be around a lot of he isn't me and you might say the same about you yeah it probably would be right but I'm just trying to think how hard he would they say somewhere around. Right OK we have our 6 if you could run through them again civil play Question number one was famous couples British actor Matthew McFadden He's famous for playing Tom Quinn in spooks Detective Inspector Edmund Reed in Ripper Street and Henry Wilcox in Howard's End he's married to which British actress is it Keeley Hawes Livia Coleman or Rosalind Pike question number 2 is pop music this band comprises 4 brothers who've had 3 top 40 hits in 1999 the songs being crazy until you love me and misery but what was this group called was it the Horners the Hubbards or the Moffitt's question number 3 is drinks ginger wine has been around for centuries but why was there a huge increase in British sales of the drink during the 19th century was it believe that ginger wine would heat the body and protect from the coldest winters in recorded history was it believed that ginger wine would protect from poisons that were supposedly being put into food by French mercenaries or was it believed that ginger wine would protect people from the cholera epidemic Question number 4 is food the spice sat from is derived from which plant is it crocus goldenrod or like a question of if I was baby animals what do you call a baby deer and Question Number 6 is how old how old is Sylvester Stallone. Trying to have an. If you'd like to join us on the line to run through the I'm receive one of my bags the lines are open. If the phone is ringing on one of those going in there could be you it doesn't matter what your score is that is irrelevant just running through the answers to get a little bit of fun you will receive one of my. Phone is ringing stay way. Could be the big. 3. Keep. I. Keep on moving. Baby say in the south. To the back see whether we've got some good schools tonight who is joining us on the phone we have poll who's in Portsmouth to pull her or her house. It's a night you well. Excellent right well 1st things 1st the bag is yours regardless of what happens that's a bit of good news what about war. I should be having goes you say come on get on that phone try Ok Troy in. What your wife's name poll. Showed a well congratulations bag is on its way you're going to one of the the the famous few making their way around the south with people stopping you to have selfies taken away it will be good for her year be good. Then of course we've got these little questions here what are you hoping for school wise with the buy pull. Yeah. 234. So I am not a tall confident with these I'm thinking 2 maybe 3 really is that bad but never mind just go through and find out where your yes worth it was taken in turn square 1st with each would you like to go 1st or 2nd with number one it's up to you pull. Parker. All go 1st way that 13 and 5 and you can have 24 and 6 good luck Well let's see what happens thank you famous couples is the 1st one Mr Russell and it's going to be me 1st on this one British actor Matthew McFadden who is famous for playing Tom Quinn in spooks Detective Inspector Edwin Reed in Ripper Street and Henry Wilcox in Howard's End is married to which British actress Keeley Hawes Olivia Colman or Rosamund Pike I really haven't got a clue I've just had to have a guess going to the 1st one Keeley Hawes Pia gas how about you pull. Your hair. Yeah you both right now while Matthew McFadden met Keeley Hawes when they were both starring in spooks if you're thinking key because I know the name Who is she she was the home secretary Julia Montague in but the bodyguard you know the most watched British drama on T.V. And she was also Luisa darling the Darroze. Are I OK good start then a poll looking good on a pace good stuff OK Number 2 is popular music and that'll be pull for us please this band comprising 4 brothers had 3 top 40 hits in 1999 crazy until you love me and misery but what was this group called was it the Horners the Hubbards or the Moffats. Well recruits are I'm going to come up with. I'm trying this is this is going to have a my head a bit as we're trying to think of going to fit in the how it does exist it rings a bell so I'm going for the I'm going for the hobbits but I don't know it was the Muppets Oh they were Canadian battling it out you know they had success in various countries been on America which is usually quite unusual for you know way around OK you got certain that 12 out of 2 for you poor looking goods and one from a rats number 3 drinks me 1st on this one ginger wine has been around for centuries but why was there a huge increase in British sales of the drink during the 19th century was it to burgeon Jawan was believed to heat the body and protect from the coldest winters in recorded history was it that it was believed that genuine would protect from poisons that was supposedly being put into food by French mints missionaries or was it believed that ginger wine would protect people from the cholera epidemic I haven't got a clue about this I'm trying to think which one it would be I mean they're all feasible that's the thing they're all feasible I'm going to go for the protection from the cholera epidemic because I know that they have big problems with things like that that have the drugs did they so I'm going to go for the color of How about you pull. Her. OK so we're both going for the cholera epidemic is the right answer all the genuine we protect people from the cholera epidemic he was also believed in the 19th century the ginger want one with a digestion and was ineffective aphrodesiac really were no wonder they were drinking it there were no tomorrow and they were cholera fray and smiles on their faces. Look at this poll 3 out of 3 feel looking good I've got 2 good yeah 3 more to go number 4 is food and that he's going to be pulled for us please the spice sent from is derived from which plant crocus golden rolled like. Cars. Yeah I think of it yeah I'm with Paul on this one I think it's crocus 2 it is several crocus Yes and stuff. Right here who are you starting to get a little beads of sweat running down the current now will or it's getting. To more number 5 is baby animals that will be me 1st what do you call a baby deer. I think is a phone how about you pull. Her records. And go on. OK Fair enough the correct answer was for. You not to worry still looking for a piece that he's one more to go Number 6 That is how old and that is Paul 1st please how old is Sylvester Stallone. 6 and so. For some of us. You're going 64 we're bearing in mind he's a big strong man and big trouble have gone for 75 but I could be one where the truly Alps on this one I thought he was much older than that but now I could be wrong I'm going 75 sorry Sylvester I love all your films one of us one of you is wildly out he's actually 73 I always say. Yes a poet he would just try to be polite she want to get beat no have to scold that's what it was. But they're getting bigger than all of us are they going to be. OK so how do we do tonight not bad at so we both have 4 out of 6 hour about that. Yeah that'll do me as well pretty good some good stuff that could be quite a difficult mix to sort of questions I thought but no trouble run through those easily so 4 out of 6 with both of us and of course you've got your bag as well which is. A pleasure it's a pleasure yeah I had it's a pleasure we got a plan for the way camp or anything nice with a wife. Or son who. Know a fair know something. Well whatever you do have yourself a good one thank you for taking part if you if you'd be so kind as just to hang on for a sec I'll put you back on the search board and Russell coming at you details in just a moment. Thank you very much very much let me just meet you take a speech is so not. Let's pull from Portsmouth I should just put in there for the waltz so he can hang on to his details when we find out about your dynamic school of course it's a heady 2. Heady to. Hear it's heady because I'm supposed to go as much as that nose wage questions I. Get form and the Moffats was the only one of those 3 bands I'd ever heard of so that's why I picked on them so it was on the mesa like I was pulling in the playground selected them so natural fam not regulatory absolutely just movable no idea no idea about any of them I was I was like Yo I had solicited us to slow down a 77 or did you always while going to give a more of a cloud 9 Absolutely you're in big trouble got away with these poor he was being kind you know I thought he's got to be if you think about the films he's been in and how long ago they were and how old he was at the time of his car to be in the seventy's he's got to be a bus that's what he $73.00. 7373 I mean when a couple out they want to buy Was it well could you know an unknown about you suffer on. No idea call or a pick the wrong one that is not what you have gone for I went for was the other own warning everybody up it was the coldest winters you know it OK but you see the thing is I mean the old ginger wine was a bit of aphrodesiac you say not only are you cholera free but you're also warmed up as well you say think about it you see Russia starts trying to use that pool I'm not expecting it to work have a sip of this you want to get cholera Yeah I guess War Yeah pick up the bottle and say yeah that's what was up right around the shop you wouldn't get cholera and you might even find me attractive I know I'm being ridiculous. I like. Excellent thanks much indeed thank you sir you may go and speak to Paul get his details and those off A.S.A.P. That is Mr Russell Well done to him least to the small Paul import some of the 4 and 4 for me as well that it's reasonable that was reasonable considering they were quite difficult questions and another bag is on its way in at the post the bad returns next week of course each night. It Around $25.00 to $11.00. And each night the person that we speak to on the phone receives one of my bags and there are plenty of them to go on know people are already there they're in such the mom she's great lovely but they are quite exclusive So you've got to work at it to get them you've got to keep trying to get through it is the only way that it's going to work you cannot buy them you cannot bag or anything like that it will simply not work but there's plenty more to give away in fact right the way through until the end of the year so no problems with that one got some good some good score so I actually in from box here has just sent me a text 6 out of 6 tonight's nice one in Congratulations also Pauline who is in Maidenhead she says I got one tonight so that was the crocus don't worry about that . Thank you Sue Maris says for the 1st time ever I got 6 Do I qualify for a for a no you it's also got a twisted track for a bit later on as well thanks very much for that Jim who is in Swanzy He says they're on a holiday this weekend visiting family enjoying the program on the phone he says of Sri add a 6 for us tonight and please say hello to my mom Katherine I certainly will Hi Catherine hope that you are well and also thank you down in summary on Thames you managed to get a 5 what we like to see OK So news and weather is on the way and then for the middle out of more of your twisty tracks if you have just joined us the twisted tracks they made this week which suggested by They've in way mirth already even coming up with fabulous suggestions the theme is the bakery anything you like to do with a bakery you take real songs and all the artist and you twist them you make some changes you fiddle with them to add something that is connected to the bakery like Meat Loaf or the Bat Out Of Hell or Addison Limerick make it on my scone Boney M. Brown Girl in the donut ring get the kind of thing we're looking for here cos she knew boxes school Rees and the whole of the entry. Fees the radio should. Be seen use it 11 the fine point now opposition parties have agreed to block Boris Johnson's call for an early general election when it's put to a Commons vote on Monday Meanwhile the bill attempting to block Britain leaving the E.U. Without agreement has cleared its final hurdle in the Lords and is expected to become law on Monday. The mom of a severely brain damaged girl has insisted her daughter can survive and recover if the High Court judges allow the family to take her to a hospital in Italy her 1st court hearing is June next week Charlene obey groom's 5 year old daughter taffeta is on a life support machine at the Royal London Hospital doctors say further treatment would be futile and life support should be withdrawn groom explains why she thinks they're wrong because they have made in the last 6 months they've made many predictions that if it is going to end the following week the following week none of that has happened every day. Why would you want to end a child's life when she shows signs that British forces are helping the cleanup in the Bahamas after her a can Dorian thousands of people are missing hundreds feared dead Sarah Dixon as Britain's High Commissioner to the Bahamas she told us what British teams are doing providing shelter water. How did Mr Russell you can email Paul Miller Show at B.B.C. Doco dot U.K. Text start with a word Miller sent 81 triple 3 and you find me on Twitter at Pullman a radio will play as many of the songs as we can and I'll also read out as many as I can also but as you know we do get an awful lot knocks that is a problem we love them just before the news a couple I mentioned before the bag Terry in Eastbourne with Crystal Gayle doesn't make my brownies blow and I love the one from bad feel from Frankie Laine donut forsaken Me Oh My Darling you see how this works Tony you know and overs just sent a text he says what about you the 40 with Cherry 0 Bakewell. You could have simply braids a new bike may feel brand new and this one I love from Tony and by the Mays Annette hot to bike Avenue.