Ses fighting from. Well the one and all but it's all spotlight as usual we're under strict instructions in this period from the b.b.c. Over Nords to avoid all political shot that could influence the outcome of the 4th coming general election so let's keep it to sports let's not bother or delay let's get by can talk on the show for the many not the few and see number one technically on the feed it when no decision because of the night infamous Clinton Morrison d.t.i. Fail this person is a glory hunter 3 seasons ago she supported the League One so you. Think one sane shuts off on a season just to let me give a guy she supported a championship team a nice she's deflected defective shots. To support it's a minute 5 of the Premier League. You know everybody well. Soul is clear they are talks after crashing that's for already. The Websters here. Live about sodomy is a. Hard is it faith in the purity of 1st place it feels really great and might use that. Championship now when the primarily but we're not in the Premier League so the buck to. People to know this is we're faced . With in the permanently Amaury to my go to your heads you know like my night. Is going to. Be happening right next up a former Chelsea star who would never have moved despairs men because they never made an offer. Form 21st show for a man who suffers the pains of being pure at football. I. Used to stand in the show during the week. Between the clubs but the day I. Knew they didn't. Move at all next to. His between his comedy gigs providing voice to a t.v. Show that I morally object. To turning. I morally object and make show watch every single episode just to confirm that I like it. Started you might have seen them in the one. Because you're felt. Many things I thought not sure but I'm saved them all. Right because in the show this is true sort of. Process is a thought and then turns it off. To 5. Speak for 15 minutes. Finally an Arsenal fan making his debut a comedian and a precious who believed it was a good impression of at least one person in this room. By the way that's amazing. Exactly like me. Became famous enough for me to actually. Hi I'm in story. And this is fighting talk in starting with a 1st look. About in fact do whatever or do you want right so high I mean Sterling This is fighting talk high I mean starling and this is fighting talk. Stuff and like. Listen I'm half the price but. You can do for impressions if you do do you call it No I don't it's hard but only the Irish were right when I used to go out with a girl from Belfast so I used to have that sort of thing in there you know it's all that's good stuff whenever we work at it why are you you know. I'm tall I need it all if you can do Fred Elliott from carnation so you can do charge I feel if you can do that at any stage I probably. Like to do the show yeah. What's the road on OS can look to do impressions of happening to set a bar note that you should 333 if it's what I wanted I brought say Yeah right yeah Ok All right we begin obviously with this just to speak about it's not like I think you are today this is the work he did. This quote We always says is home you will find happiness again you'll find a great club again and we'll have a great tradition no this is already but I feel we should use one of them up a few details say Marino but I think that would be a great manager for anybody and you know I think this because I notice that it was well worth it he did that with his I. Love that so much you're lied to by the way would I be nice to drop the money tyke I thought not so excited are 3 we've got to Ok. Spurge been the talk of the time not that fast forward 2 years though and tell me who be smiling and that you'll say spars story partner haven't wrote clearly one person both to see yes but specifically to a city manager Oh my goodness sake huge. Just sort of moment and money you made to paid 15000000 quid for him to go away. 18 then again 12000000 Real Madrid played 17000000 that's over 60000000 pounds just a goal would have paid to do you need to pay 16000000 pages to get them to stop I mean maybe a taxi hold up your butt drunk to get an annoying call and you paid a few quid to get you into the club played Whitney Houston but 60000000 could you have a country a control freak a club whatever it is always. He says has to go to a club we need to control of it he needs his hands in everything spirit I show my total But you see it on your review of. Success and if you feel you are all success you'll see will be quite nice so will the smile and Charlie give it give it your take and. Kanzi muffs as well as pop song not going to go down the money rates and I think such a teen I was going to be laughin into yes I agree about Daniel Levy did you actually read this morning by the way this is part Mine's a kind of the reason why this is what that of course is saying in the news page this is because. The cameras around the say around the training grounds but study b.b.c. And then. Accept a 10000000 pounds for documentary also in the end and that's why it was that anyway I think that scene and the reason why Luke might like this might not I reckon Emery's going to get sucked recomputed seen as going to mates also and then in 2 years' time I reckon it's going to be an awful taught them Champions League final part just so you know I'm gone good on. Him So that's obviously fine of the same time in the history they're going to face each of their pockets you know is going to win the time is the final with also inside that with a nice sized fide smile on his face they never say. He's never done the I would never manage them never know Instead he never managed bar so low. Did you think it would be the money is awesome Yeah there you go and farmers did know is that all like a lot of money could anybody says nation like Man United boss alone may not be short of a job in part as a bailout Fed is the young the hall is hot it's talent at every club wall is going to end up in reality could end up in boss might even end up a fox as does them on the other one as they. Netflix are gone. I don't give it as Could it be sudden the line 2.00 when he leaves like club you know 1st thing you'll do you get really fed punch because you get is already quite fat I put all that we put on we become part shine you was and how we Paul and you know all the effects like there's no role not a debate and you know if. I was going to be off a Marine or Polish Spurs I think as we often made right because what's going to happen Jose's going to ruin spuds right oh probably when a try if you don't know I was the NATO bit annoying chose a who's a I was a Jos I chose a going to win that I was going to win a trophy would be a bit annoyed be going to ruin spies is going to man you know it get them to 2nd then posting is going to go to Rome Woodridge and then also going to come out on the side as manager and we can win the World Com going to be lost if it was a Celtic right Oliver Jack Oliver is on the line I would question to you how you do in Jock. I Why how do you yeah a belief that we are under a high pressure to get through the question to you because your wife is literally ready to give birth almost she's heavily pregnant you're very close to the exact moment that she's going to go into labor I just need a guarantee from you Jock that from the minute you say the 1st word of this question that we have you for the entire time it takes them the answer for you to Ward 2 bonus points even if her waters break straight away what about you know your thank you I just want to know I want to be your priority all day but just for this Marie you can stay I just think it's a race right now less and less and he's committed to the OS that's all we're saying and I know any quick I can rebuild their marriage after question. There you go away you're all ours Ok I should question John. James how are you going to go I don't need a reference how. Bush took a trial the biggest rock. He's the biggest drop in sport look Kempner on his debut the biggest write in sport going to tell you about the 2013 in professional Snoop last Steven Lee found guilty of match fixing you received a 12 year ban right which takes him all the way to what Taguba 2024 was the day of his 50th birthday he's the biggest rock I mean at least Steve Smith came back to become the great Is cricket isn't still Bradman the only why I would forgive obviously give seemingly. Ronnie O'Sullivan the phone no I'm not using a cue warning the. Pencils on saw Jimmy White pots a black with a cucumber but that's a story for another show in Starling. Story for any show to be for. Some of those 5 said that you don't talk about us or any part of the. Can all of you and that. I would like to apologize the biggest writers call a moderate. I hate in sports people that. Take a bow you've got your boy Paul Scholes they've they've got some tacos but they can take it by. Then there's a man from Portugal copay who is. A horrible talker gets Thomas Milla of remember to think it was he spied people and to personate he was dying like 5 minutes and they should dive in and blow up the shore and celebrate like he'd won the World Reports ago he dives on a stranger said Joe Ramos he holds I can get so all in all the guys that. Might be said to you just pick their let's go Charlie Webster Come on guys you are absolutely messin it no way I need the biggest rah definitely in sport is the biggest love in history is Tiger Woods come on it was dispersing American hero he was the face of Nike he was like this weirdly. Clean cut American hero. These one of the biggest lions while he was like that Smiling is the American hero he was actually in Vegas every weekend doing his Jay and it was a ripple as it was about 220 s. As he was having all of our around his neighborhood he's discussed in his the biggest winds for he's a local guy he's an Yeah the whole excuse of a man. But. He said. Like 10 years apologize. Part. 2 there's no go on I'm ignoring your. Don't know because of his treatment of Colin Kaepernick and he's about to again speaking 2016 Tom said maybe Kaepernick should go and find a country that's what's better for him that's turn tomorrow to seeing unbelievably offensive in 2017 Trump said and if there was any feel when you should get that son about be off the field makes to see good though it's great to see. Free speech is respected by the league did of it well done Donald and this week he said right up today Kaepernick should get game day and for good enough he's good enough to move b.s. From d.c. Really gave 888 names so he 10890 s. Keepin it has not been allowed to play and part of that reason and he's business friends have kept him frozen out on the fun of Donald Trump and he's got to come up and plays with a level which I think were a lawyer I think it's all right chum common sense our election and we're not let it interfere with or non-addictive he just lie so that you have your head yeah so we can give you want to talk about impeachment inquiry he's going to Colorado to keep people like from New Mexico that's also can be tall law type of stuff so I just thought I'd a liberal Democrats all you're off the shelf. You know like you got your own music for oh by the way shot yeah. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that's cold you got to go back to. Yeah we got I'm just trying to find anything on the box about babies we can oh yeah so this will be your. Fate it is my baby I need your love the same I get into bonus points to call a person to be a father. So she could have said Jackie to said anything anybody given the points Josh thanks Dad whatever right what you I called. Modeling what he called the great song by the Jayhawks Hugo Liston saw. As a by a model and published not what you'd call it you know is it a boy or girl we go we're going to go I'm calling. My. Bike I did it I'm going to do it. There's nothing worse than a guy with a boy's name Anyway Charlie said there's a lid on the program thanks good luck to you and I hope that we get a little while on it Madeline thank you Jock thanks for leisure mitts on top top on the next question is all about this a trial Well I'm speaking my language I'm feeling more comfortable think I just never been more excited than playing for Wales right speed this up about Ross 2 questions let's try to get 3 and 4 then you can see Ok so no go and often times since you didn't nominate her but I got a spiel you know up in Wales qualified Eastern Front off like I said Wales golf Madrid and not order so I want the top 3 priorities about their sportspeople on the in what order let's start with Charlie Webster you can speak to me Yanks and pulled back are you ready yes. Fashion and a bit of football yeah trip by the hands of my friend he did that like. A broken heart well says it in Chinese characters name when he was out of the World Cup Now he's out Stripes is up and then he's out everything so you are right with it no you don't like that not do you like I say I like him child I did change in your hair should be a thing and so you know he carries a shot in to do you know he works like 4 hours a day so what are you going to do like going to play the place and he looks like he's got like a fifo like different like Cam styles like you know it's you know neck you're talking in starting or look up no I don't know which one time I say in Go ahead Joe Johns from spare me some a lot's of Paul more annoying play on the name ah yeah it's money money. Money value Easy want to look. Like I'm going to say very quick Steve Bruce Chinese pates Cari. I was Lewis Hamilton watches tox Formula One race Yeah and. Look don't come anywhere near Debbie and get me to bloody on search technically give me the name of one as well and if I lose here if you don't get confit that day I'm going to look at them till she obeys you look you don't know but the 2 minute fight you're an unusual sport the 2 minutes crop in the corridor right is a brilliant ball the inverse is a wipe the blood away pot. James Haskell. Yeah can we agree now that James Haskell is absolutely wonderful red will agree not he's brilliant right it's no wonder Mark so he's fabulous anyway now 1st of all has probably holy after he landed in the jungle with oldies and to let you in physical and feed and they are only open Malisse wonderful list superhuman and credit with them get a new agent because you need better jobs to how can I let everyone and you know how intelligent and sophisticated I am in mention shot to Patricia only got was blank loose so he has to meet you he gets there clearly and lets he slugs that's no going to him because he's going to weigh price to be the most important thing for him and and for me the most important one of every woman is looking at some point when. It's about fabulous body on camera I'm spending 6 as a show every days as he is and that's his priorities right now pot only you could take that form question and turn it in to a. Turn it would turn see I'm going to let us turn into the moment when all kids are sitting in the classroom saying I want to go home want to watch Home and Away right let's talk all this week and start in fact checking services of course in the run up to the 2 Daleks and we don't have a fact check on. So this is. A chance to start to redeem himself there I want your fast unloosed checked opinion and I'm just going to turn a blind eye for eye less because you say something could get sued for next question goes very very quickly part of completely blew it because when Israel is walking fine yeah. But there's still a day when the communication but. I suspect having not seen the data is actually working even the were complaining days or read my paper this morning the heads only decisions are right. For. Us for the debate. I thought all along and iterate Oh my God But the idea that that's Ok the. Dots Ok the 4 major decisions it's only. The tail we get on. And anyone gonna say that means I can keep playing can take my eyes off you. Know. Turn it off and. Live a pool on oh yeah Liverpool the overhyped heavy really heavily rely on some of the from free play as they've been so lucky with injuries if they'd lost mine I saw if they did. You know see that they've lost saw an. Aquarius been in. It see it in the others injuries that be 10 points clear. A day could never put never lost a keeper for like 11 games at all. I'm told you're not fact check now but couldn't resist. Those are points for you. In the face well fellas they are the mind set in the Champions League. You didn't understand the question I said give me something that might not be true. And I just want to. Right bad with me in this on we will like all your other on thanks football is on the brink of dying out as a massive football fan I'm saying this because it needs to find it so very soon all fans were about and stand together boycott the sports because it's too commercialized human existence and maybe. They are reason ruin in the game it's nearly 4 minutes to make a decision of the day. That you know who to celebrate what to do the sport is dominated by pump it is too much money in the game and has to find its soul it's like a band like Nirvana suddenly becoming. Complacent because he thought it was a lost pet but was good on the. Side of Lester said he found themselves nobody was happier to see the freak season than the Premier League themselves because it just sort of Moscow over the formula that we had for so many years previous to that discourse is not going to end up probably for discussion and we want to stop one of our impressions you get 19 at the moment Potts got 20 Look you're actually shipment 21 points at the moment but Charlie Webster is in the lead with 22 not because I think he should be in the late Dr I that was on the phone as I'm not exactly know the guy. Yeah. Exactly what we did because it's a b.b.c. Public service we did have to inform certain departments within the government who got your number and they will be in touch with your social services Durant to talk to his office right one more question for we get the news in sports going straight from the World Cup final to the barbarians went badly for coach Eddie Jones who revealed this week that he apologized as mother after the defeat to Fiji so when in your own sporting career. Career. To face the music with your parents right up above start with you pop you know what I was 17. And would have to tell you something you know but if. I can help it and I'm going to. Live on national radio tired have known for some time I'm. I'm Scottish. And he was very upset by that because the rest of my family would Irish and they all wanted me to play for Ireland you know thought that was because sensible thank you so let me simply but do not get me back when I was scored a 100 Pa I will say Dr plainly was laughing at me however today he would be proud because last night we didn't evening I got an email and today Cohen I am Irish want to keep your costs I just got another one Joule citizenship brilliant I don't know you've already. Started some of us to go off to the. Emotion mines quite recent and it was when I told my mom Alyea they said I was going to do another I am on you know let me take you back a little bit so when I was failing else for years ago just come out of a came one of the fish things my mom said. And almost an old rooster it dried up with a poet writer when your story when your feet I mean this genuine and not take and if you're fit the old you don't have to die I know because I was going to die so you can be Hateley ill and not die serious Yeah because I was fed up the neighbor fear that would be near because I did like so maybe actually arguing not just no I just said I'm finally going I would maybe separate like it's likely that I'm going to die just this club occasional Nick on the larger number and you're doing so also I nearly broke my leg and you're like What did you find your leg but. My heart dogs and I was there you near fatal so I. Welcome you to the doctors know what i'm so I know you're on really start chatting him right if you actually did dying your heart stopped you are correct thanks just a little bit obviously. Played into all the fake Playland Ok so sorry all right so myself Ok me a little and I'm telling you there are month ago you just ruined my am so give me a point that is Ok you are critically ill it's another fight. I was a silly Yes and when I came up my community to listen I know you say. There's a news on yet no good times and this is just completely spoil it right I don't want your children and them you know this is any of this you know my mum basically and films me and I came out they came and she made me promise I would never do a crazy challenger and I'll run no and I was still out of feeding She would mean I was I had tubes everywhere and I could hardly speak and she films me and I was. Joined I'm on again then she at sea made me sign a no and a contract between us to promise I would never do it again so that they say about the whole that I would say that I am I'm going to did it 3 weeks ago and completely ruin my story great story I think it's more accurate because of my intervention right let's get a. Couple years ago I was faithful. Cardioid so I'm not sure but ever said you know you. Know it was 4 days old I was in the Scottish juniors Championship at St Andrews Barrick Gold The general I mean I would suggest we got to sit on juries with my dogs and I forgot sense of dragging my goldfish. So my father had to go to the club and said Andras buy gold shoes. There's no cheap shoes can I buy. And then my dad was also my caddie so I had. Grease goldfish mounted on my golf club. I'm going to. Fatally died. We all just wonderful story from pot it was hot woman that way the story from Charlie you know you know she was fairly Oh yeah and then just told some story about shoes no points. Ok I saw it on the. Morning rush is on that I know then it was when I was 17 years old and I was playing for the. Ali Cricket Club Sunday seconds you to follow and now I was sore seen as the joke of the team you know the sort of like the butt of the bunch but I thought I actually knew in the back of my mind I was a lot better than those guys getting credit for so I did was I organized a match between my work team and I worked in Gatwick Airport for a sport shot against the holy Cricket Club we organize a get we can have and verse is the holy Cricket Club Now I invite my parents kept in the side naturally right and then we got to the game we were 56 all out. For nought and they want to in 7 overs they only lost one wiki and they brought my mates mom dressed in full pads and whites for a law as the men are involved in funny and I'm still not laughing now let's get out Cheryl not be hard to go shit like that all she was up late for your age to get what he thought stuff it looks I got 25 when Charlie impossible got 26 points a fight and saw a bike for the 2nd half after new sport from digital b.b.c. Sound smart Speaker this is b.b.c. 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Mettie cards on its network saying hate speech is bad on its platforms Let's go to war now we don't bust big Thank You only one place to start in the Premier League which returns after the international break today with 8 games taking place and that we're less than an hour away from the 1st of those is Joe same rainy as 1st game in charge of Tottenham when they take on West Ham say a very good morning to the B.B.C.'s football correspondent John Murray who's at the London stadium Yes with Joe Saverin you're about to step back into Premier League management after 11 months away on his 1st Tottenham team selection shows 3 changes from Tino as a last look at Muar and Harry winks both come back in to start with the socal left out he's on the bench Lascelles was on the bench as well and injured out of Fire old is also in the top of defense with Diaby been forwarded to the midfield of what looks like 842-3100 West Ham The return of Marino is perhaps not the best time buying the somewhat under pressure Manuel Pellegrini brings all bona and ya Malenko back in for 4 novels. Who are both among the substitutes so it all begins at 1230 but shows a Marine Yo thank you John elsewhere this afternoon league leaders liveable travel to Crystal Palace looking to maintain their unbeaten starts that he campaign and she hadn't club says there aren't too many places more difficult to pick up points and sell has their own lives with them. Because they are very difficult just it's a special place to go 100 percent and they have to have to quality I think. They're not the most spectacular transfer we know maybe in the summer but working longer together knowing more about you can can improve schools as well we have live commentary from Selhurst Park from 3 as well as updates from the rest of the day's football to cricket where the England head coach Chris Silverwood insists England are not out of the game yet despite New Zealand taking control of the 1st test be jaywalking had a century as the Kiwis close. On 394 for 6 they lead by 41 runs Great Britain take on Spain in the semifinals of the Davis Cup The Saturn Uno after wins for Col admin and Dan Evans so of Germany last night the world number one Rafa Nadal will be in action in Madrid now to Gulf let's cross live to Ian Carter Our correspondent for the latest from the d.p. 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Pretty gloomy afternoon in store further rain at times to others for in southeast England East Anglia and the midlands the heaviest rains now easing away said lighten patchy a bit more the way of dry weather this afternoon if you see the sunshine you will be lucky most will sit under cloudy skies winds of easing though and also across southwest England Wales and Northern The winds will continue to ease down this afternoon so some very heavy rain around for some northeast England especially but the rain will turn lighter and patchier many places are staying down for the rest of the day Jenny wetter now in Northern Ireland Everett's rain on and off through the rest of the day and. Part of the afternoon and may see something a bit drive by the evening and across Scotland it's getting wet across the mainland as some of the heaviest rain will be to the east of high ground across the eastern Grampians best of any brightness towards the northwest Highlands on the Northern Isles temperatures across the u.k. Today $8.00 to $12.00 degrees frost free tonight the state cloudy and damp tomorrow though only want to see showers around many will have a dry day and slightly brighter after Greystock 5 weather. On. A train you need for anyone else you. Really really like this week a. Week coming through Crystal Palace house livable plus find a nice cranny in the Sunday school and Sheffield United buses Manchester United and on Monday nights with an a.t.m. Card I joined new council this is fun I. Love about the fight. With Charlie Webster in starting a part that been on look. He did a little bit of earlier and got a call in my 2nd impression that the start we'll get to ask you something. You've just won the lottery the euro lottery 105000000 euros. And. You just. You know you'll not shut it all you. Probably have. About a 10 Actually it can you know by the tone of my voice that I'm really really excited so it's like you can you do the bit where he can you do that but he goes a promise not to cry you know that was the 1st. What was he said he said talking looking around to the crowd and he said. I think you know. Everyone. But you so much. I'd love to I mean does not fall in love with love that yeah Ok right let's go the 1st question has been so let's start part 2 with us despite we not go to this is so as I said before you know I was always say these guys would be to. Only have to be both for 2 seconds in a blink of Bob than a baby goodnight. Must be easy to impressions and most everyone go but it was the all day he could be the worst pay per view event ever he says 2 seconds he's going to take the knock I say tonight so even if I get off not 3 seconds even if it is true what can match it for the most decisive 2 seconds of sport this weekend so give me 2 seconds let's go down the line Charlie I'm going to stay with books and because I feel like we should get butts in a bit as time is a huge boxing famine now you are selfish most of the other fights and I is a consummate and Jonna ride it comes on I think could be the best British Boxing Day is the $26.00 and I reckon there's going to be decisive 2 seconds I think is going to hit so hard to ride and he's going to knock him out never mind wild story while that is all about how this myth and John Mica and if and consummate wins which I think he will is the 4th of that massive fight with Canelo next year on the field which will be. Really good on certain good to have them 5 like his boxing correspondent called Staples but he not only covers You Tube events so it's good to get him out on pot and you know the 2 seconds that granted Jacka before he comes on vaguely interesting because the fans will see Him coming Arsenal and then do is to say to me get on I think that listen to what he said in these please etc but football fans affect to look you're an Arsenal fan and yes yes the moment he goes on to say it was deleted he will make a tackle he will get bits and the House and fans will remember exactly where he told them where to go so I think it would last a long That's the 2 seconds for. Off to. Play Palace this weekend on when. We will be 12th. I had of Manchester sexy I know Goldman so say I'd say and let's be honest the Premier League has become such a 2 horse race these days even the Scottish Premier League fidelity. To less than 3 times is the 2 2nd card I got I like I thought you know you know the point even when you weren't talking Look I think it can be the 2 seconds when Joe is a Marine is deciding when how he's going to celebrate is go is he going to say and he's. Totally nonplussed when managers do not or is he going to write something on a bit of paper and just hand it to his assistant or is he just going to go you know down the lawn like you did against man you know it's going to do is going to those 2 seconds when he's making that decision booed on so Ok I next go it was national Toilet Day this week so obviously fellas your worst toilets you've experienced at a sports bar and you're. Right I mean I knew you had a lot of good ones let's go let's go pop because you can take us right back probably even as a player terrible once let's find out yeah I can remember once it was over in everything used to go to you know the Eastern block before the wall came down you would go into a stadium and Sophia with people. At them going in and out and over the sleep people going into the night before having hot coffee and left it there and I know of course it was a new toilet it was one of those holes in the ground they hide and they didn't have a flushing mechanism and there wasn't a lead and we had to go in there no woman after Lemanis tongue the police. Yeah they were quite bad all of anyone the always you want to fight talking are going to use the phrase before the wall came down. And the idea of the Berlin wall played such a big role and so like I saw it. One of the key issues right look mine is. When every every Christmas my wife from like up to Christmas and I was gone was a homeless guy with high school nights from school and they set me going to Livingston come to Livingston it's Libya we are all come in and it was a bit scared of them and I drank a little wine on. Laura And then the 1st 100 bucks on us and so we got to live you know we and I needed to use the toilet and I went in to be sick and the toilet bowl it was in hall so I just spewed popo saying. I was a 1st time you. Read the 2nd time I don't have it out it was not that I Ok and I was on a train. Level game but 11 years ago I'm trained toilets about this mob thing like normal thoughts of metal law you know I'm not a metal head in the street and it was a left a letter Yeah I pressed the button I was told there was a lady. In the toilet right. To me that. She had a lot of doors I got along he had closed the door but not locked up with another model option of the unit I know she was revealed like had won an uprising. And then. It's all going to go you don't want to get out you've won speedball and I think the casing woman. Saw that I look you know she's looking at me but she caught because the door shut because she saw the toilet so I lean into the toilet to shut . Down the lights never go there's no shot at me just as the door closed but on the inside so I let And I was of the president and leave obviously he went. By the shop too quick for me. So I'm not on that and that's all it was a woman to woman of a said to open the door walk said and close the door by. My poem for. You. By this fight we've got 5 rooms on. A sports venue venue we've already. Played Venezuelan venue that you play Yeah I don't care. If it's close enough to get off the bike they. Have a look Charlie. Right so you know I love you I was all over your feet Leo's story. And you know I hope they follow that I'm going to take your degree I absolutely smashed All right see if I can be. 5 years ago and to 40 different football clubs for charity. And you Ross what you do you know this 250 miles yeah different games yeah so and so was the end of the 2nd to last day and I actually got nose Kristoff Well when I left that I was running from what Fed to Wembley and we were about 3 for my own one play and I was desperate for the toilet like desperate and I was around 25 people when you make me from one encounter celebrities very certain people support me and there was no talk is it was a residential area and there was a garden that was really well protected I just jumped through the bush and into the Guards and I was like literally it was already coming out so I needed Ok yeah and then you know when you kind of go for the way and sometimes you know you have a little surprise and number 2 comes out oh yes and then I was crushed I was oh no so I was like oh it's all right so what I can do in the corner is fine you know I'm doing a charm maybe I can use that as an excuse but nobody was around it was that quiet that all of a sudden a call pulls a look on the drive and it was the woman who I was the households on the bribe that's how it is like why you do what you doing oh my God So I just quickly pull my pants but through the bush reciting go off to the Dr and run off to my friends and my best friend of my ex-boyfriend x. And then had said people it's only you know all the women. Yeah that's probably why he's my added. You know and I don't like when I know. What is wrong and who thought we were going to get there you just don't know you know and sport codes do you know what I think of you know Lineker. Like you and I well I didn't I don't know when Paul arrived but I think it was when she finally put the war record in the one that I'm just going to say that's odd it is and it's being broadcast in 5 life her colon separated from ripped 1st thing she did was going to Puerto carbon at the back when every word was singing her praises her colon touched itself. Honestly when you told me about it in the home. When you when you see these life insurance things on a sleigh you know the West thing and the most. Tell you I have Ron and my that I am I call on is that health is ever bad and that's raised. So. Was it with a question that certainly could have no got around there any cheaper and Uganda whatsoever. This week Scottish Olympian Eilish Colgan said that her fellow athletes drug use I can't talk people in at night and tell him to be code so he and sport would you like to talk in the bed at night what would you say to them it's one of those shows Charlie others. You and I know we're going to start out and I took Chris while the Ns a bad word and make him a hot ball Bill and I took his. I'd sit there while the Grisoft stroke is far ahead and you know he's finished his bubble and then when he falls asleep I would do the subliminal way. I would like softly whisper mantra say please never leave Jeff tonight please never leave some for tonight please non-legal tonight I've said that the entire time he sleeps to get the subliminal Lennon into his head so that he never leaves I didn't wake up fresh as a daisy never leaving Chaffee tonight it's new and have a new and you. Can have. A really happy if I could hardly say not again I took Chris Waveland to better place and I get. Up Please come on. I've already really show my life all right it really does and. It's not a good sign and you know it pops in funny your odds are you're not a large. God but sound can be stop all let's ponder give me your answer Merrygold is colors that sound like Fidelity. Says Oh no I saw. The link as I did that's past and today. C because. It was repeated the same my roommate and I would talk him into bed and I would say to him I knew it's been a long time since we qualify general I know we have to fill a team with Championship players but what again Roberson t. Only told me we can do it and he'd see it but what that 3 know defeat in Kazakhstan to keep the opening going to worry about the bill. Of tried and failed you know the better if just barely giving go this track and I'm not but it's different teams know Steve do what he had better to I wouldn't play off notes give a different and Steve you see you know I asked him to play last we could be 6 No by hole and actually see how the sticks with those which are distinctly. What Scotland team does well because Colin haven't qualified for a major championship since 1900 which is before the I forward. John Maine Yeah so b. Jordan again why not legend I'd talk about not to move until March so we players row don't get Andres just stay in bed makes them warm join the game but he is a model professional and he's a model per I like. A look about him as you know a little professional football Talking to look look what's wrong yes it's also in Bangor into beds Oh and I know I know I would say 2 minutes and. Combine Thank you oh yes. The plane you flew over me that was. Said Yes but book you held signs up that said Bangor out at what will make you signs. Quick question that is awesome Bangor a bad bonus what's an anchor this. Is my ultimate fantasy. Right we're going to decide for one more question here before we do on any other business which one should we go with this one rebel souls burglarize install our add in and. Reveal this wake up every morning to the Champions League thinkers you got in this film as his wake up alarm and the podcast extra We will reveal what our songs are and on our phones in the pocket extra minds so so embarrassing what from sport would you do you would want from sport would you want to wake you up in the morning as the show go on like it did this seems script writer does love island write the script this week you come on you cannot afford a smart. I'm lucky you caught right I'm right it off you go. You know when the ball gets a final thought. That you ever was never allowed to stand up yeah you got when they all set up the bar. Flex while the chair is. Ready and on the left but all the great got the Hollywood you just bring it on so I love that and if you start up just a few 5 yards too soon you're in trouble for pot you need something gentle to work in you know that goes into crescendo something that you can then clearly celebrate and makes you feel you can fit the rest of the day so I want my faith in top theme to. Resort to a leap beautiful way to wake up a smile Charlie what you got. A few. I just had I just thought that line that you don't say you know all that well but I don't my lad but I was just. Going to your thing and I'd like to steal I would be like. A motivational one that starts me for the day said have the Rocky theme tune I'll give you know why now and then I'd mix a little bit if I have the tie going with it many of them. And hold on. Hold on that was going away and edited video on you 9 years I bet every one of you play tracks you on one of them. Is the under doesn't take on the day beautiful beautiful look yeah I also want something quite inspiring I'm a big I'm a big sports commentary found you know my favorite business commentary is Clive to Reagan's in some alarm when he said Steve Bruce over the weekend that he's the best player in the world anybody arguing on time but I would want my favorite sports commission is very recent was when India won the World Cup in the cricket and Ian Smith and Smith he said England are wanted by the barest of margins the fairest of all margins and I would just get me out feeling great you to feel right I said you've got to. 30 seconds on your any other business police will start to look who is in a split. Appearance any other business is people who also white as a waitress is what they would recommend and I don't know your taste buds so I'm going to go to a local school then I'm going to go in the fish and chips is noise but everything else is orrible by what I do all the time you know you don't know what you mean by it but then you think over the top and I don't know how to respond there but then I like just avoid the pot because you know you might ask the chef but waiters it's not like the waiter my actually be like did the food in the restaurant make I don't mind telling you don't know my. Mind as people who don't get ready and the queue of airport security it is like you're in the Kid you're walking towards the ground training what you face go to my bed yeah take your belt you can see the guy in front of you I get you know final. There's a lot of Yeah yeah well but the ones are in a queue in a shop frantically like in a sweet shop and they get the cut and you were in the queue last night someone and McDonald's Oh my mates don't know menus not changed in 14 years. It's all the same . You have it the McRib might be back pot you know I don't like sexism racism in ages and the way people who use it in the worst group at the walk fraternity and when shocking to happen to go there because they have a take it a lot of people with which is you are male pill and steel that is 1st of all sexist because males gender bias peel that support that's recessed because the supposed the color of your skin and still I suppose your age is deplaning it doesn't so that's offensive The only thing you should be able to use it is if that you had one of them yourself call the money getting cool and I had teaching together we can cause sales. Tactics and I'll be on you know straight. Right Charlie. This week it's called undiscussable and reason I mention it is because it's a war investigation and challenge and we think it into domestic abuse and it talks about male and female victims so as to try and basically bring out the silence because. We signed so much in society that enables domestic abuse and also to show that it does happen to men and women and he says the economic grape and any any kind of. A gay man in that talking about him his abuse from his relationship on a man who's supposed to that was abused by his girlfriend as well so if you could have a listen I really appreciate it and right as well. One thing you left I watch a cold it's called undiscussable it's actually called I work in you and on any podcast is on Spotify. Undiscussable and yeah. You jump at it of course because to share the sounds he's up against 2 Shelley answers not. Look your last place with 45 pop you got 46 because you give your member Yeah I think. I know what 4747 Well Charlie I'm not making R.V.'s you're going 1st of all you know 20 seconds to defend the indefensible whatever I say you have to defend it about I discussed in the statement a yeah yeah Charlie if you 20 seconds with Sheffield United stole he had to crack the top floor of the Premier League it's high time we sucked. I mean seriously. And he still gets on the game so or if they definitely need to sack him I mean just because he's been in every league and done so well with all the teams it doesn't mean I think he can actually get chef tied into the top 4 when he's got a bad manager he wants these English manages anyway in the local ones I have passion about that club who can we just want to big money money you know what I mean. How many will it send a compliment then there's always a market for that if you hit a little home but I don't like Greg's Bob yet even though we go good at really high you go you've got a good I don't care of Scott I in starting don't care if Scotland make it that heroes because I'll be supporting Linda anyway not a. Football team a collection of incredible individuals selfless souls some They're arguing that I look at school and fumble in the by their old Championship players anyways and then by respond quite frankly of what the pace of Brahim style and what they fed us. A lot like Bledsoe I. Find the way you are in various If you deny it I know it's a point you always get so not to say like the English There you go in starting Wednesday hostile but I'll toss your heart. On the ball well done what a good bunch of people on the show choppers Oh yes we got Kempner all we want to use 2 of our 3 impressions would you like one really quickly go and then go out to look at so he went. Out I couldn't possibly do on a condo it's not a chapter. I like the sound of what I was listening on the way in and I let you know on the memory Oh well that's very kind of him. On the radio. It's not like you shoppers are turned off Smooth Radio. Right now you said call and I actually told the Star was one of the worst stalls and the show you've ever done I know until you know that you get used to didn't seem show a law like you never mess up the open and right and it just. You know what you want it all on sort of the you know a cup races so yeah yeah so many the last couple of weeks it's really sort of my teeth are really showing and I told you it was dull. Don't mess with the star don't have a go at me I must be. Right I thought. 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Ticket holders claim to $105000000.00 pounds a year and millions jackpot the prize was won on Tuesday election $20.00 easy b.b.c. Radio 5 Live welcome to The 5 Live election special from a Marine is taught in Korea kick some butt West Ham this lunchtime will be at the London stadium shortly Liverpool at 8 clear of its all but could be without this man later. Since August so the West Ham team. Scored a lot of scrutiny on the West Ham goalkeeper at the moment back for Frederick's and Cresswell writes a noble yaml and course not to ask Anderson and Sebastian Allan former West Ham Captain Kevin Nolan it is alongside John afternoon Kevin afternoon here just one just one thing of what you can see in front of you the moments I'm going on on the monitor here the. Top them are adjacent to yours he has a new assistant and they're taken from little and he looks like he's laid out. A sort of a mini Pape stroke the dark mentions of I don't know maybe a volleyball court or some in law dark in here in the in the Tottenham half so to do box works rather than use code that looks hard to put out to take measures and stuff yeah I mean let me see a picture of never seen it before was talking just off air with John Elliot on saying that something strange Well it took them about half an hour to do as well so . To be honest I think you probably go back to the college next report it is a bit different that the he did see just the normal practice of just keeping a keep ball in there but yeah for me it was a little bit strange and it seems to get in the way people at least will be normal and it was out of place where spotted it and as soon as I saw it I couldn't help but think and I know each of you brought in the new coaches from Perth I have to say there is a little element for me that that says.