But and for you. Yes he did. And all the people sang for me for us rejoice no you people. And the next night. I remember standing outside your window. I could hear the ice breaking up on the river groaning cracking tinking I could hear it too I was listening for you when you come. Remember what I was wearing then. No. A stiff unbleached night shirt with no sleeves Well I had hardly noticed it did you what I want you to understand cattery contusion. Is this that I feel I set you on the road that led to this place well Prince to me tree. It was a long road resurrection by Leo Tolstoy on b.b.c. Radio 4 extra on Thursday at 3 this is. The was. It's 4 o'clock Hello this is Jim Lee and this is a test of your comedy knowledge 1st in this in just a minute next oddball is a school bus driver who's always in trouble for helping others and in today's classic comedy hour kind of horn posted a special tribute to the passing of j.p. Small group for tech and popped into bona press to vada the tones of Julian and Sunday around the horn is available now on b.b.c. Sounds. First from 2006 Rod Gilbert presents the panel game all about the serious business of comedy. From good comedy still beats just a movie please welcome your host. I . Want. To welcome to another edition of b.b.c. Radio Wales comedy quiz show just a minute. I'm your own go to over the next Often we'll be taking a look at the serious business of comedy from one of Lloyd to Frank Skinner from Laurel and Hardy to Michael Ware Not if it makes me laugh it's in I was going to say that same rule applied for team captains might be lying if I told you was anything other than availability. Of the 1st team captain is a popular enormous Manchester Kmiec. So he's enormously popular among just a few of you. Can't even walk down the street in Manchester it's just in more of the way they think the. Justin you say on your website that you realized at 29 years of age that you would not play for Manchester United. Is it because of the total lack of any footballing ability or was it simply the width of the turnstiles at the ground which. You know you've got. Yeah Yeah Yeah well don't. Going to the radio hey it was like Hey. I don't I don't see these people. Thought nobody knows that you know to be for being you've been fighting numbers that you had as it is nothing to do with me you take the credit for now that you had so that it will become so that no. Mess. Like a big score few Welsh Mets might Rex and. The how. I was 2nd captain. Was recently voted in the top 50 comedians coming from East Point to pre. By day you may have seen his face on the children's t.v. Show due to. He's not supposed to be there but nobody ignores a restraining order like Chris Corker on the web thought the come on thank God he was going to say he was just incidentally I was talking at a bit ago well done said but I thought it right at a kind of going to say it was insult I think it was an insult was an insult in. So it's only as you know used to be a teacher yes because he still got the suit of goodness and. But you've gone from teaching to work in kids' t.v. Do you have a little one of your own. I mean to tell you that. There's always that's like if you can interest everything I say you want to know I don't have a child of my own you know you know with a little one. Nowadays German audience at home each of our companies is joined by a guest to help them through the proceedings Justin who have you bribed to appear with you today some of the others from the north a fellow know that well he's lived in Sheffield he's nowhere near the Dorothy is from Kingston upon Thames a believable you've got a house in that office it was cheap. Boss 3 to be honest. You should send him the late great Bob Monkhouse And no it's not related to the fact he's going to shoot the next person who asked in that age Roger. The one in the body tells me that you're related to the late great bunker so out. Well it was the sixty's they were crazy charms who knows you know about. This will be edited I presume are into your life right now are conned into it Chris Yes just that we don't talk to you all night we'll know your guest as well who is with you today my born Well she's a well known start of C.B.C.'s multi award winning show smart and smile but as recently admitted she all a success for the husband has to use her I know I'm way ahead with my fertility due to half in less than 12 months my body clock is ticking like a stopwatch on nandrolone. So mother's look at your son's kids look up your granddad ladies and gentlemen is cast over. The. Way out yeah this is unusual for this program this is just quite genuine interest in fact you apparently have a Guinness world record holder and I will award one point to the audience. If they can guess what your I don't know what it is do you know anybody have a guess what it will record coast and homes and how many pints she how do you like to. Do you know no I don't know what it is now we can find out what you want some. Holding a breath and what have you tried to cure in fact it is obvious. And I thought you might as well you would be out here all night if we got it I hold that well because it all number of socks on one fall. For the right. Thing Ok we've met the teams you may as well play just a minute. At. The right thank you round one of those you've been before know by now this is the general knowledge around it's designed to humiliate our teams from the outset by fighting a bottle of questions at them proving that the man on the street probably knows more about comedy than comedians themselves the questions can be on anything to do with comedies you don't want to promise we won't be given if your guy goes away Justin and Roger if you already your time starts now this time next year will be a 1000000 aids a quote from which had come all of those analysis correct which comedian started the time gentleman please. Correct me on the echoes blood knocking Blue Bottle contests from which comedy troupes. Because it's good news must be the good it is the good in which comedians characters include Happy Monday into the. You know Dick Emery which American show featured the Huxtable family cars because being absolute right in the Simpsons name they wimpish godfearing name but I made a song as good I can't give it up Oh all right I'll give you that. Yeah this next bit is probably it that said. You have rubbish it Chris I'm cursed in exactly the same procedure your time starts now which comedian was born not as cold and difficult and. Tell me about the money going to hand the Brahman creations in which 2 comedians between. Kind of said that I thought it was maybe the comedian who came up with no clue of a concept. Oh Denis Leary Yes I had to come. In with that. On your accent anyway well. You know not talking nice to chat that's the end around when the German the scores are. Just insane really don't 5 Chris is the moey 3. We like to set our contestants a little teaser that they can be thinking about as the show proceeds this week we're playing fantasy sitcoms we want you to merge the titles of said comes together and then tell us what the new sitcom would be about for example you could have sex in the grave. Or something like that so you got to get thinking about that we have some of your suggestions before the end of the show but no Round 2 is the alternative punchlines around we supply you with a soggy old buggy old well loved lived in joke your job is to spruce it up raise new comedic life into it for not Christians do what you did last week stay of a can be at the crowd this week joke is the granddaddy of all jokes it is why did the chicken cross the road. Roger given the current climate I would imagine it would be to be immunised. Just it is to get away from the Killing Fields site k.f.c. . Going over the side when it's your at your rings that a buzz. And I just want to give you a ring. Will come up with something all right. Curiosity. And wondered if it applied to poultry what you thought it would it would chance death. Just to see if this curiosity killed the can apply because. You don't think you don't think it would just think it. Might apply to poetry I won't risk it. If they were kept on that side of the reality she can't go on making support for that. War robot Yes I just read this and this is this ago laugh because I'm beat it says why the chicken crossed rights as the audience love this rally last Monday there's no talking on this round so we get in last we keep going. This goes up to around 2 days John the audience nothing Justin's. 7 I'm crazy man 3. Justice demands I'm crazy about 3 this is wrong a German wrong 3 is called quote unquote let me explain when it comes to comedy everyone's a critic and more than willing to offer an opinion I have in front of me a selection of quotes taken from reviews about tonight's panelists and we remove one or 2 words from each of the quotes it's up to you our teams to try and guess what the missing words are yes that's right it's a bit like a self obsessed version of blankety blank buzz in when you think you've got an answer the 1st quote is about Justin and it goes like this I never thought anyone would Peter Kay but Mr Morehouse managed it. How about out 8 at a Pizza Hut everything you can eat lunch time. The correct answer is overtake. Assume that quote appeared in a motor magazine. Although in a way you have overtaken on the show. The next one is about Chris he made a rod for his back by engaging a girl of 7 in conversation. She continued to interject and even on several occasions. Yes projectile vomited. All the social services. Childlike God will you go to the yes even claimed he wasn't his head out. At that hour with him and beat him in several bouts offhand wrestling. Fan Well you know some of it out which is pretty stole the show was the answer she continued to talk yes I do in the show on several occasions so you knew biscuit she was at least 9. Can you fit in the same words that we print were printed about Kirsten Kush to know Brian is Peter Pan. And doesn't disappoint. Logic minute replacement I. Write a speech part is a welcome addition to the strip bars of I'm Saddam. Doesn't disappoint. Chris because no Brian I was beat upon was meant to be disappointing on doesn't disappoint. I. Was reminded of the. Next 11 about Roger now like weather. On a day without he loves his. I. Is not crazy not to go for home talkings. Yes I mean the proper one like. Roger loves teasing his audience. Just in. A lot dumps with Roger loves teasing his audience. I know that I was just a no not anymore another night about Justin now especially will see if you will for . Roger a Biafran village to appreciate the decadence of the Western world. Especially Wilson if you're from the Inland Revenue. I think Roger wins that and you can also buy the 980 s. That would have done a fine and a final word about Christie's been winning critical acclaim for he told since 2002 . Collection of South Korean and Japanese will keep memorabilia. Roger. Ward's. It's very close it's been the controlled may have all. Let's jump in after that round just in simulated 10 but Chris is to drag it up the Rio with. This is a new round this is wrong for school True False Not that he made notes like I said True and False That's right it's not true or false in a lot of version how teams would be given a statement and expected to tell me if it was true or not in this version they'll be given a completely true statement about a comedian comedian or comedy program they then have to finish me with a completely untrue comment about the same subject it's around got to be to give the b.b.c. Lawyers announced as the placenta I'd be completely liable if anything libelous Can I just remind you this point you'll see the just a bit on b.b.c. Radio as with me Jim Davidson. Ok here is the 1st completely true statement is a true statement of his not on the facts but then when you've got a false one Dad's Army it was originally going to be called Fighting Tigers That's Chris No he wasn't. In a way that works I guess it's a game you can have that Chris Bury of British Empire fame has 2 dogs Coco a Labrador wait for it and Dexter and I'll say Chris you know you have been. Wearing a little thin when I was alive he was alive Peter Cook stood approximately 6 foot 2 inches tall Roger. I don't k. . I was going to say. I'll say no you don't now he's dead. Peter Cook stands at approximately 6 inches. How to make those are so I think quite rapidly I would imagine. I can't prove that's false I'm afraid that could be true that we don't know Sally go on just the cost of life didn't start approaching 63 but Harvard. That would make him told us when you think about it working that that's why you're here. In fact it would make any difference to his height just been a difference missionary. What a low low the hilarious comedy set in Nazi occupied France was inspired by a b.b.c. Drama called secret army that's true and the false. Was inspired by anything at all . I used to quite enjoy and it's naïve simplicity I thought it was a splendid family entertainment but just falls. At the end of the pathetic round let's have a look at the schools the schools are just insane with $39.00 Christine Lakin well behind only 7. Now that know the next round this round a Japanese called the audience participation. Those of you who were here last week will know what this is all about I'm going to come amongst you with this enormous yellow microphone and we need gags as human gags you can wait we'll get the Polish to choose who they want to get a guy from but sticking out of it if you think you have a God you can win a point for the team of your choice let's go village 7 get a man who thinks they have a job I want this guy here hold out there is somebody at the back what's your name is that Jim what is your joke Jim what's the difference between a rock to the moment or in a normal to moment. Difference mean a reckless abandon all of us who wants this guy grudge are you going to punch line would you go a taste. Of thank. You. Was that one side of this it was of it this way but it was always not about Pablo at the end of the round. Nobody's thought of. Them that round that was pathetic nobody scored any points just a waste of my time. At the end of the run that's a look at the scores overall and we have Justin on. Dean points and Chris all still on 70. 0000 This is very exciting we've reached the final round of this week showed up in the finish line is in sight but standing between us is the round that we like to call name as many as you come. But it's a kind of. It's as many as you can of something specific. In rehearsal we tried this with just things. I could send him up with for to be 1st . Oh oh I'm only joking rehearsals. I don't we don't have a rehearsal at some point each time one of each team would have 15 seconds to list things associated with a subject that I will give them just in and Roger your subject is over the pond one which means that you have 15 seconds to name as many American comedy shows as you can starting now I Love Lucy greats. The Larry Saunders show Everybody Loves Raymond. Right some of the far out the Cosby Show. Sorry foul. Was. I got a kid that. Passed up. Chris and Chris and Chris and Chris and it is now your turn this over this is a much more difficult one albeit that this is a bit unfair this is much more difficult you're somebody who is funny goes Ross was . Right I agree with the other how to do this name as many as you can in 15 seconds tell him no. Don't rant not if it's going to raise the last Jennifer Aniston that you know you were really a maid or stuff like that made me laugh that I just thought it was a measure every funny that I know there's only one of those on my card and I was Dame Edna everybody's a bloke so. The scores of those I generally have just his name on 21 Chris has managed to get up to 14 but he still well behind there you go give it up was. You know was this week on Justin's t. Was. Was there you wait I'm saying I think we will look at nothing. What's the point. I suppose just the fact that you know you've won something in your life at least. This time to revisit the challenge we set you at the start of the show we were asking you for your fantasy sitcoms where you merged classics it comes together what have you come up with. Well so hold to hold. A set fun and frolic said 150 brothel. Basically you know what she really wants to be a hole cut. A piece let me please let me What is that combination of those I need to give you a point is going to merge into. See Heidi I want to be the one. Who was going to go Brad's one foot in the Dead Donkey. And see come about a clumsy bloke on a visit to a glue factory I was just a what about g g free Nelson Mandela I keep are in a special get together 20 Part I. Press one foot in the last of the Summer Wine same bloke but at a picnic I was. Roger Roden abuse and James both of them get together one last time in a sort of retirement North Yorkshire village setting like The Last Of The Summer Wine and it will be called the clean land that's very clever when you think about it was. That bad and I wrote an abuse and James Bolam right there Gail office and they adopt a baby it's called the I'm likely dad's was. Christened going to Gordon is going to be moved to that comes across my merged and it became ever decreasing friends Richard bra is the material good looking amazing Americans who just get progressively smaller as the show goes on I. Want to talk about Chris about some others do have red dwarfs was a 2nd set in a maternity ward where the characters a constantly amazed at the diversity of human life I thought well about what about Tom tells Barbara what to do when she does it it's called The Good Wife I know that's not merge into sitcoms or is it. What about that I say knowing seventy's domestic bliss with the old argument and the French sexy fill you get George Mildred and Jules Asian. Too highbrow for them just stick with the route one minute that's my tip to you and the Roger let's wrap it up then one from you right this is Whiting for God with a sort of modern released twist and all the inmate at the home accuse each other of trying to poison each other nick their purses and don't recognize their own sons and daughters when they come to visit because that's balmy I. Thought Oh sure he was going to make it out of this girl's family just put yeast in a pall at the sea all day rising bread. Only Red Bulls and horses as a concept and life left a huge huge huge over specific door policy. No nothing officer said that's it for this week a big thanks to our guests Roger my cousin Kirsten O'Brien. Was. I was just in the house on a place called Colby with us thought was going it's going to go this is not going to let me go about. And next week Tom wriggles with an allen Cochran will be on the panel. The founder of the British Museum sans loan is the subject of great lives on right here for extra this week his nominator sim arc will port shares a love of collecting with the British Museum founder and has brought along a couple of artifacts that prove it so Mark you to like hand Sloan studied medicine so I guess that was the immediate attraction but as I look at this object which you're about to unveil for me I'm sensing there is a deeper connection to tell me what it is that you've brought it well the object is one that I think Sloan would have recognized and really puzzled In fact I brought 2 objects because hate Sloane had 2 similar objects found side by side so the object I'm holding is actually a pallet lithic hand-axe from Kent and it's about a quarter of a 1000000 years old and I love it I actually acquired it when I was very young because it gives an extraordinary connection when you touch it with related species as it were living all those years ago and the other could be on the other tree the other giant astrally mutter Phyllis Steiner this is the actress of a woolly mammoth. It's a bit later it's probably 40 or 50000 years old and it's from the North Sea actually where there was a graveyard of mammoths and the connection between these 2 objects with hand slain is that here quiet at hand-axe from Gray's Inn alley and it was found in association with I think of a piece of elephant tusk and of course that was a fantastic puzzle at the beginning of the 18th century as to what a bit of elephant would be doing deep underground in London associated with this object which obviously has some connection to a human at a time when everyone thought you know had a very biblical view of the world so how did these get here what's an elephant doing in London what was it doing underground deep underground what has brought this absorbing interest to you I suppose that I a bit like Sloane had a collecting gene I don't mean that in a sort of strict genetic sense but I've always been a collector ever since I was small boy and I collected I suppose the sorts of things that people were actually collected throughout the ages it was a sort of in Sloan's them before it was a cabinet of curiosities did you have any early connection with the British Museum I did because I worked there during my gap year so before I went up to medical school to Cambridge I spent 9 months working in the courtroom and British Museum just take me a little into the the mentality of a collector which which I'm not what happens you just spot something and think I'll have that or do you have an overall strategy of the kind of things that you want I think collectors fall into 2 categories there's this is a really very focused they want to collect one particular topic one thing alone and they are dedicated to that and then there are the sort of more eclectic collectors who I think probably a bit more common where one collection then leads to an. Collection needs to another collection because it doesn't run in your family w. Franks a 19th century collector and British Museum curator wrote collecting is an hereditary disease and I fear incurable Yes but I think that's possibly right although I mean I'm not in a think strict scientific sense what I call it hereditary but maybe you know maybe environmental Well yes who knows I think there be many genes involved but yes my father was a collector and he had a collection of insects and my grandfather was a collector as well so there is a sort of strong collecting streak in the family is it is rationally English or British thing no I don't think it is I'd be interested in Margery's view on that it seems to me that actually the sort of people have collected around the world sometimes it becomes hoarding it can become genuinely pathological that you find people sort of almost fossilized in their own collections actually well back hips me the opportunity to introduce Marjorie Marjorie Keiko who has worked for many years at the British Museum is a writer who's currently working I think on sand Sloan's life is that right yes I'm really through working on archives in the museum. Project which we're hoping will get off the ground to actually reconstruct Sloan which is bringing together collections from the British Museum the Natural History Museum the British Library which of course all did belong to Sloane He's the founder of all of them in a way this idea of sort of different types of collector thing you know particular about Sloan I think what it comes down to is actually this forms for objects and I think also for collectors like Mark untrue part of the 1st nations being able to handle these things and we've seen that splendid hand x. It's you can see a photograph or even see it sort of a hologram but actually hold something that's that or what is is what people really like as I'm now doing and still shop yes can see why they used and tell me a little bit about Sloan's early life you. We think of him now as a great and rather grand English gentleman but in fact he had more humble and more provincial beginnings than that yes Hughes born in Kenya lay an island and he was really I think the most minor gentry his father was a collector of taxes who actually was one of the many families who came over from Scotland What date is this roughly where when was he born I was born about April the 16th 1616 yeah he was the 7th son and his mother remarried when his impression was a very strong role the solar tree trial and also difficult but ground because there were 7 sons and 4 of them died at the age of 6 his father's died and one of the things which did happen to him of course we're told is that at the age of 16 he developed this what is called spitting blood no one I think is quite still exactly what it was which continued throughout his long life from time to time sand slow nominated for great live status some b.b.c. Radio 4 extra on Thursday evening at half past 6. This is b.b.c. Radio 4 extra for. More comedy in oddballs Now Bill bosun is the highly popular driver of the county school bus whose speed at the whale makes school journeys a hazard and an adventure. Man. Man oddballs for short plays for radio I don't have a number to. Build bo's'n speedily to school was. Can. Can handle. The. The fun is when to place the students just to write for Mr Ball since most don't attempt to push through to your usual places move along the wall and stay that way kidneys. Mr Paulson could we speak later all right this one called proceed. Mr Brooks bill. Police do on the stand to ality East essential Yes headmaster this poor old chap bench Rosedale says you know Cisco boss poor old chaps by definition do not qualify as a mile to walk do you see that is against the regulations Mr Balsam to give lifts right Nic there's a gyrating movement to the it followed by an outward thrust of the knee and cake of the barrel it is said moment I understand as it always. Was operated on that I think centric camp. Mr Poston I don't insist on the letter of the regulations I don't a blind guy. But please please strive to arrive multiple Yes at stake make it your ambition and I will stick Mr boasts and drove us all in from the countryside it was a big man with a jolly red face and every mustache we never knew his real name but one day just of 3 got the job a little girl impressed by his naval style camp called him Mr bo'sun in the name still. Good morning good to see Joe drivers meet the outside temperature 17 degrees centigrade fresh out 1031 minute boss of our species 30 mile an hour and our estimated time of arrival already in the hours the weather hasn't been refusing to give small fry I'm sorely. Missed most of our clothes on like you said and you walk like you said and really replied Isn't this a really. Good one the fly will when I says this is your pilot speak in relays and you promise me that that's a lot. Since you said every call at all well I'll do whatever's necessary all. Is to bust this thing to stuff is the property of of us not to squad only daughter Julie. Stepping off into the off road it. Whilst of all the good your many selfies driving news you tracked out of the sky by Mr Murphy this Mr Pringle the sticky. Goat's recreation Mr Bossi. Soon as far as the yes it must push it isn't acceptable that when his feet pass inexcusably so gulps recreation Mr Bowles it has the most frightful ring about it of being let no but I mean each spot by millenia. You see it must it this old chap with the leg hair cemented on the neck centric in deference to your wishes for problem to rival made so chased down he's gotten path that he's boot shot off I mean we were some time searching for it in the nettles Mr. Luther drivers managed to arrive on time well the did and everybody knew why if you wanted the road end right on the dot this employee sailed past and some seen a boil go boating along the foam truck would deliberately step on it leaving people stranded within your odds of a pickup point and oh what a slushy mornings off drowning them with spray from the wheels Yeah I had my last day nothing in this may save should be telecast reflecting on Mr boastings boast it's a real pleasure for him all whipping along to school whereas at one time you thought I was out to present the patients at that man he is kindness Sambo did sit in smoke in a late scholar's done by a lot of bad and we've had some which which brings me to May point which case it says in China trade policy ask yaps and his knowledge well. Because of all this Iraq and late it's all right if your child is bright but Charlie's father is thick as mentioned above also has 2 brothers I think it is a good idea to every 3 thinking send one out quite a No thank you without jolly go in that way so would you please check the gap C.D.'s knowledge which the lad is not to blame for oh blah each. Race. condé Coated. Mrs Colbert thank you for your letter of the 23rd and I think if you would Mr James just the usual points noted and will be very much Bonnie might yes Mr now the director of Education's note on the scene. What are we to reply by informal breast. My d.h. Out I'm sorry our old friend counselor Mrs gets better snapping at your heels again full stop the boats driven by the new driver has arrived sometimes less punctually than we might have wished for stop he has indeed allowed himself to be delivered by pupils who have failed to reach their pickup point on time Gummo but because of his solicitude the total attendance of pupils from his route has been remarkably high and they do arrive comer. Albeit time to come out in a most cheerful and one thinks therefore receptive state of mind. Full stop. But the rules of the $93.00 World call even if you doesn't come Mr Boss not on Tuesdays Wednesdays will be a response to all of you and you just feel such a bill if you respect the back seat so you get in the last minute flying through the window the music you're. Missing goes beyond. Freddy fog and I think that laugh and mock him from the day started school he lived with his grandparents in a cottage up a muddy Les miles from anywhere so he had no pounds from around oh man he was no good at lessons old games and even little kids he coulda swatted lot flies learned to jibe at him before they learned to wipe the snotty noses but the next tuesday Freddy Fogg was already in the bus before its 1st point to call installed in the seat of honor which everybody wanted besides Mr Postman nearly got back. From. Going to know. This not that much that he's built all wrong scale for not going up to doing objects like plant pot stands and Ok it's a question of acquiring the facility mystical sa that's what he has acquired haven't you Freddy Well you couple that I got with my grandad and you going back to defense and probably sleep use myself so if you could be turn to something more on these natural scape no grip pressing need to encompass in the school no fences of railway I wasn't suggesting it would great soul bit that's all I could play in the bottom edge of sticking doze could you play in the bottom edge of sticky docks I could play in the bottom edge of sticking Dawes play in the bottom edge of sticking dos full stop. The transformation is big me Mark was full stop. He's become a confident and responsive point get all of the heavier tasks in joinery and indeed as I look through the window he is at this moment ascending the ladder Kaba how modern hand comma to make gold defect in the glass roof of the exterior college after full stop he has become a competent and capable crutch. Make that Mr James. Fair to become the most confident and people craftsman. Full stop. Boys and Girls quiet ladies if I could just stop or would. Now be over by me once or twice in recent days to leave it on me at most we say for the reason of disease Oh yes he's has had these boxes Ok by a. Joke we must endeavor to arrive without e.t.a. Of oh wait 50 hours to make sure we do let's say Pluto a p 5 everybody be ready starting tomorrow by mini. It just. Means you should play my game late to get quite right Jim We must go back out to Dover but there's Mr Pilch out stranded in the road. Will you cast up this to paint job. Certainly Mr Vail John. Was just not. That deep maybe it but these things in the section gave step of all of this the pale John. Thank you distribution I would. Not say any more Mr Pill jab that you get your. Degree Tribble because it will make good will go again if you just drop to the room to drive you all the way 14 just to us and. It's only a small fee to what will make up the time I was to. Drop Mr Pilchard offer the little supermarket where it was money the now to town and back to our. New 70 miles an hour and in a few moments we would leave it on the Intel destination. Educational establishment to Venice to be a spy. And I see the helpless child I thought it possible to just sit there watching stocks Thank you. Well we made it before morning the broken day after day so more and more into a lot so when I look back I'm never remember a great old and rainy day or in the days of howling gales on a floats of still summer mornings when the air Shimit above the radiator and already evenings in winter when frost sparkled around street lamps I remember is left in a red face reflected in his driveway mirror and the postman bolted along the children all except this prim little girl Mr ball field just being able to evade the law and getting on to a desperate pace to make good the time lost by his ill considered acts of kindness where on Mr Pilcher down to his supermarket whenever he out his trouble. Regrettably just to be sure I had to but if you did which all week I post woman I left an old chap with a leg mounted on an eccentric couch and his uncle and his uncle's pal and his uncle's pounds. Paulson and old Mrs small wood whose hands we shifted in look each but. When a line drive was broken down even at the personal company a pharmacist now is currently. Mr Bobbsey could never bring himself to leave and he pretty strong did and we had some wild racist in my coke telling. Me. No I'm not. Out of the syllabus Mr Jack and the driving school buses must be instructed to cease desist and refrain from Fly displays councillor Mrs Gasper told the education committee and continued practice is are not conducive to safety and the not Mr Porson the not the woman's a passport she has an almost saleable point yes at most. 2 or raw eve before God's re creation but not by throwing all caution to the winds Mr Boston it's almost alarming sight to see pedestrians on all sides leaping for cover as you come rocketed up the street with your tires smoldering and your windscreen Kate dead flies so this lady writes It cannot be good sat up and he starts rattles about like this and on that he wanted to change but what am I to reply Mr Burleson I could well say I have no fears for Charlie's future madam if he continues to travel in Mr Boston's buses online that I've won but he's that kind is that reassuring to the poor woman no headmaster the new bypass opens next month I believe. Record resolution now Bill to enjoy the economy of time it will afford without mixing it with the speedsters who will no doubt be drawn in from far and wide. It was and also still to the right see how a bush boat along so steadily the boats on skepticism in wheelchairs went shooting past all those good good Mr Boyce and down there in Nola to take you. To Damascus and. Why right my idea there is lots to see the countryside why didn't John King but it doesn't cost in Iraq to. Know the whole to have all. Observe the. Identified treat watch the bubbling up of the molding Pew Research Council right on. Down to open Laurie ruled prostitutes carrying a load a woman too closely put their fingers on the Taliban would say Yeah 6 yeah we get this the Mossad Oh no we must not be provoked. The police not aware of these desperate goings on council gossip and they are mean do you Mr jam I have made them aware I'm no less than 13 Ok since. But you must understand that the root pieces are themselves institutional raise says summons to the White House their reaction is not to stop the race in the making sure the little. We have nobody to bother much about except this lorry load it will and I mentioned the driver scrape pass close so they could tone to a passing Yeah 6 yeah prided himself in demonstrating to us how fast he could tech bangs regardless of the fact that the faster he went round the more workers were flung over the sun will crowd around the back window to see them climbing back out in the day my. Dear headmaster what after the Pentagon thought it. To appeal for even more all moderation for the sake of Jolly's cousin who's got a job lane cables and travels on the Lhari cell I have a 14 both camps what with Johnny and the bus and he goes that is when he's not old enough that chilly His dad says it centrifugal fog but that's no help no consolation to the lad when he's running about in the road so what I am saying headmaster please prevail on this devotion to content you to eschew any deicing with the Lhari which everybody knows is not his fault and of costs not to be drawn into contest with Nicky Mowbray who on his return from Switzerland last Wednesday was spied buzzing about in a new parish. Make key Mowbray sunburned in some spectacles and was well disposed to obvious from the outset to play in a gentleman scolds not some of the blokes on the Lhari he did make gestures but gave us a friendly to and sometimes lay down a demonstration of skill in his Ferrari overtaken by sliding his back and across him firm to the post so breathtakingly close to Mr Bowser and radiate to the from any place in the bus but ride to the front gate thought for a whole Stop a moment that we'd gone over him. One bright morning as he pulled out to perform his maneuver attractin I was down 200 yards ahead Mickie scraped past our bus with a fearful buying. These really I'm shut him Paul it's came to rest facing the wrong way. So for no worse than a stove in Pam. Good morning gentleman anybody hurt no constable know now what happened I just sort of all right so long to know this your vehicle disintegrating although you were a friend shifted off the carriage way please show me to the moaning. Gox Mr Paxson. Me a motive don't worry just a day I'll pay save any paperwork cash job say $200.00 quid up a limit that's very kind you're stranded come your fuel in follow. Me on. Exceptional Circumstances my idea times all these out stick we might we drop you off the yap or to please the airport if you'd be so kind. Yes yes certainly. Oh well make each all Jenny. Do you want to see the destination ball no let's get over to the desk here's the 200.0 thank you indeed and waited I said but Jane don't worry we'll run into each other no doubt that we don't want to do too much more of that. Great knowing you what about you cal can you do anything yes well a confession time it's not my car it belongs to my girlfriend's hospital doesn't do you know you've got it he doesn't know I exist. Where oh it seems you've not only repeated the old familiar offenses in it was sounding manner. But you've landed us all into the middle of a scandal. Most all over the from the newspaper I don't read I'm nice man. But please. Do not undermine my case by further bursts of a better behavior this is all seek to lead a quiet and blameless life. Well Mr bo's'n did his best and it's our own nickel that what led to his downfall was none of the grave faults the old Thora has had on the scrutiny but the conduct and occasional kindness of giving Mr Pilchard a lift towards his supermarket you double trouble again Mr Pill job will make sure that triple triple because she cannot be goat will. It be any different track to Dish cannot shake that front and that fancies Mattie elfin seeds and is expanding and want. To advertise it to oh shit. Will fall and riveted for the government to cover the defective Oh Bostick Srijit What do you need a good game barely for to go we do them but I got them to do the big strong man you can't be with me you. Build for the distribution if you could see your way to get be it out in the middle of the day he. Had tell you big compared to our hero but that killed me a price going to jail just kids inside at lunch time Mr Postman affable as have appeared outside the supermarket in a plastic elephant suit some of us had sneaked out of school to go down there was a girl who looked for those in the states dressed as a fairy a Mr Pilchard read a spade all of which because of his cold and only a few words were intelligible as short as a day for the relief of the globe it cold. The very judge would be elephants affect. Every over a few gaping women with fags and proms and some oh but he should flim pass without properly stopping to watch. These 3 young by him slip through the crowned. Untied Mr bosun's trunk. Release for each. Airline ticket. He on Ted and Mr Postman stronger went back to Goblin through his spiel still. With defects in the shop and sleep through again Mr Postman on his back interest to please legs with a strong. Yes leave the to go to your early. But I don't know that unlike many gentle people missed about someone so rouse was very angry indeed he jerked his true free leaped to his feet and run amok in the crowd pull him people with his pulls and cracking them with side slots of his plastic trunk. And into Scott Flynn Charlie qubit at the show that raked in 2 shows when October both Barry and an old lady under an avalanche of fulling tamed. Quadruple triple beings boys please. We could do what I do it is still cool it did its. D. Headmaster Mr Poston has a lot of influence sell that the children and he doesn't out Anette are useless ambitions Charlie now wants nothing but to be an elephant and gives you a mouthful if you say different on the openings that still limit Tate but quite apart from his talent yet the lady a went down to the peas and peaches but Charlie's grandma's Gosan and I brought up a family of 12 a living nun in prison so I returned to my point that being an elephant is a bad example and areas sponsible the word stalk it still fatally responsible most irresponsible elderly is responsible in every direction they said at the Parent Teachers Association and Councillor Gaspar told the Education Committee that is a. Simple and well. Yeah. It's no good at last I will have to go you've only jeopardize your own position if you get yourself any further mixed up in all these bickering believe me to look after my position so long. Mr Poston but all. I know they had musta called him at the poll which it was a winter afternoon and Freddie Fogg was fitting a storm God to the door to cover the gap left by his vigorous playing in the soma Farrell. A most willing to go before the committee and state for the case bless you . But it's time I moved on anyway moved to home we had to it was only afterwards we realised how little we knew about him who he was where he came from what he had done before he took off the Naval cum that was several sizes too small. And presented it to the headmaster Cheerio an East. He passed the dark and empty boasts a mall to why they had mass to term back into school saying Off to himself and off to Freddy Fogg and their responsibility is that the kind of man you call it responds will I'm Freddy Fogg and too slow tears on his cheeks not remotely understanding what they had master was asking replied Yes. Yes. In all bowls was played by Sean Connery the narrator by Peter Meakin.