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It's 4 o'clock now I just in more high swell bearing Chris Corcoran and Tom Allen hit London for Rod Gilbert's comedy quiz just a minute next Demi began a series of 4 place called old bulbs most your Warren stars in the 1st one is a former head mistress who about to gossip column in the village newspaper that she's poached by the local radio station and all hell breaks loose both as an anomaly. Gilbert hosts a comedy quiz from September 2006 not just any old quiz it's just a minute. From But comedies still it's just a minute please welcome to your host. The out. And welcome to another edition of b.b.c. Radio comedy quiz show just a minute the way it is needed a lot of thanks I'm roadkill but I'm not going to for the next 30 minutes my panel of guests will be finding out just how much or how little they really know about their chosen career comedy yes and career up going up without further ado let's meet our team captains off 1st team captain is all the way from over there Justin Moore was. Just in when we spoke to your agent about getting you on the show they said and I quote We'll try and squeeze him in I. I. Wrote since since last week's show. I think that I may well call some people in Wales. That I was going to go down and meet a lot of these people but a car I got from told how to spell. They now like wrong if. You want and you want to step out last night in told I come from I come from. Or not know the 2nd captain Chris Corcoran was like yeah. We've got you got the nice guy on this case of course is not from the north through you in fact an interesting point is in fact don't want to breathe. Oh yeah I've been of you. You've got to the east I was nice that you're. All true is one of them things Ok as is when things when you walk on stage always because I was introduce myself once I would say I'm from Wales and somebody always tears on you and you for a for a minute you forget. And you say I'm great are you from Wales they say no mate but you are. Just happy not to be see Tom Joad to support the police yeah it's not who you model you also have all yeah pretty much. I've got a lot of plastic c.a.g. In. Me I've been out of it he still feels he had it was you can see on the letter trial what you think of leather trousers they didn't was yeah. On with the show resemble each of these rockets is joined by a guest to help them through the proceedings Justin Who've you got with you join among us from play please just the Polish is a waltz. He's very surprising pleaded the So You Think You funny Well the b.b.c. You talent competition he's also an ex member of the National Youth Theatre they threw him out with 34. So. The. Holy Mother come Tom-Tom draw you won the b.b.c. Comedy Awards in 2005 even though the neighbor who don't know now for so many people that's provided a massive springboard to fame and fortune on t.v. And I mean Julian bought it the Mighty Boosh. Marcus Brigstocke always on Radio 4 it seems Alan Carr the Friday Night Project Of course I mean I want in 2003 and look at me no. Chris You also played host a party who have you got with you today my guest is a well known face from the comedy circuit and also television screens was a presenter on Channel 599 Things to Do Before You Die You got the chance to train with astronauts in Russia and also. The like you may. Also play erotic table tennis. Even though it is. But we're hoping your boss is on stands Please welcome Mr Rob Deering way. I have been for what I can tell you what it is you have an erotic table to use against the nude female opponent upon it was using what you did know about as to say that you know if you didn't have a but I'm sure we're all curious to know why is your face so fat Oh no. It's natural you know it just comes naturally somewhere deep in my family is Chief Wiggum of The Simpsons. Lives that we've met the thieves that's played just a bit thank. You round one is our general knowledge around designed to get the blood flowing the questions can be on any aspect of comedy from the last 100 years or so and some of Chris's material goes back even further than that it's against the book so you should try to answer as many as you can just in Tom Are you ready we're ready when your time starts now. Born in Glasgow and I did $42.00 this x. Well that's going to really yes it would show to the whole script kiddies appear I spent tons of correcting any Irish comedian lost the debate thing going to college they volunteered correct blood not some alone on which to get establishment I could in a word was safe for. Kids when sick I was based in the offices of global news t.v. And got the donkey correct name the comedian got his own madhouse I don't like that he's dressed up but I got caught except it which gets Rove says comedian Anyway the crowd pretty fast. He doesn't listen to radio well as well all right. You shot yourself in the foot then can I get back to me because that pretty stylez that is out most of all at a madhouse. I audiences coming through to judgment. No. Christian are all the same for you here come your question nameless that is his final call make. United States yes which comedians alter ego is out this week. Which American comedians how did only the office right when the mountain absolutely want them to send a spin off series made a spinoff series of features Boise had fallen from only fools and also. Because most often in the country you passed on that one number thought no you didn't scream got you got it wrong language Timothy a line from a Jodie 86 sorry I said Langrish time is the ally thought it was all right and all . That was the whole question you believe that I know that question I saw an opportunity to improvise question. Well it is a quasar as it implies a shape is a crisp it is a quiz Chris and at the end of round one the scores are just the same of 6 this is the most how for. You for the hospitality of wrong to hit you like Justin on a skateboard we need to start you thinking about something by the end of the show all right. I thought oh my God I know he's going to get his skateboard that's really all. This week we're going to pay homage to visit magazine in particular that Top Tips page which over the years has come up with some great little gems like this. Good for who could be quickly and easily eradicated by having a few drops of Lemsip or Davis to bird bots her new cd would have to put night this involves for als. To. Stop to think about that we go back to the end I tell you everybody believe it. You cause someone topped it why did they announce Richard Whiteley as being dead when he could have announced them is deceased very That is I'm. Was. To his own to the punch line Ron would like to hear some updated punch lines for the well. Go horse walks into a bar. That is over the side just in a horse walks into a bar with McCain on the bow says no no train is Ok. For those of you who copied and just joined in Ginger became was a host right. Into a Bar and that's health and safety right there they can lose their license. Was the wrong horse he says sudden I'm supposed to jump over that I. Was want to grab a 2 inch. Tall well friend of mine told me joke about this whole don't blame your friend. I don't know I well I'm not very good at jokes I didn't mean until well that's to be proved but. I had a lot of pressure and I got young I know I know anyway a white horse goes into I go and I go I go this is racist and it's not a white horse it's a horse walks in there but it doesn't work if it's just a horse that well Kalpoe you say but of course you don't work. Was behind the bar is your friend run in here. Because leaving aside your what she promises jokes I mean if you go to the one. That's like you know oh well come on I didn't do you oh I don't know do you white horse Well it's only quick So these white Lewis goes into the it's a great white hole it's the only bit that white people are not very far from the. Right that. I think it is into the guy and the bomb and says How do. And I will say that not only said Oh my God is the horse in the bottom no no no we've seen a lot of things he's not he doesn't he's not bothered by this very open minded bomb and so the wars comes and he says How you to the whole white horse and says well you know I'm right about prices whatever you study the field day. And the bugs Well I've read Ok you know the way Bahman are going to take the cat so I don't go in bars and they said. They can and they. Have that he says Oh yeah and the bartender says well can I get you a drink so he came in a voice and the White Horse says I have a whiskey. And the barman says Oh what the one named after you and he says Well Fred. There's whiskey why it was I don't know I don't know. Where the b.b.c. Comedy Awards as a job in 2000 was. You know did you want to go because So You Think You're Funny. Do you think your friends I mean it was alone it was yeah. Your last one horse walks into a bar in a bar and says Why the long face and horses just like I. Mean. They're going to the wrong to have just the same on 8 but it's level pegging with Chris Rock also has 8 points. Round 3 the next round is called Comedy connection home a quick disclaimer has nothing to do with a t.v. Program of the same name just happens to bar the type of material in the connection . There are similarities and I can assure you I would give you 3 things 3 things that are connected in some way either tenuously or not so tell us what you have to suggest what the main could be just in your team 1st what connects Dad's Army the likely lads to them on a bomb is it that I've got them all at the last minute as box at the moment I can't remember. It's not what I've got on the paper to be honest but you know we're like you have a plan for that day for the color green somebody always green the likely lads had a green tie and so the mother bought it for the house was a lovely green lawn. If you got it anyway and I give you a point for that here it's not quite as tenuous is not because they all have arrows on the top because that's on the headlines. That. Look there were t.v. Programs that were later read recorded for radio a reversal of the usual pattern where something starts on radio and moved to t.v. Joyce your team what links our stretching time the toad elevating moment and Vaseline review it's something to do with $95.00. Yes. Possible names like one point to you talking about. That money yes but I can talk when it comes to your unstoppable Yeah I've been researching all day hypnosis we want you. Justin back to you on just didn't just didn't tell Marty Feldman Richard Pryor and Tony Cooper is not that old that. I know because I need to pull them out Brooks they're all really dead because if you will but still I need I need the money or of the death they all die. They will die don't state no no they did to me I'm not going to cross the money go across gross and roll over they all died before the 3 go on this black comedians the world has ever seen. They're all died of a heart attack you were close as you can often point out that you go a final buzzer question when the round 1st interposing gets the chance to answer what or who thinks high the high you're wrong Mlodinow Dr Beatty. Justin I'm told they had all the same cast who were there all of the whole day Jeffrey Holmes Jeffrey Hall and Paul Shea and supermodel shots. Thank you. It's too Pollack Washington I don't accept the 3 people involved just in conception but you didn't see. The end of that just the same of 10 Christine only hobnobbing. Head stuff massively exciting round for all is the one time when we're going to turn up the heat and put each team member under the spotlight it's the specialist round. Off mike. I can see it being developed and. I could say well so can I. I'm not sure what they're looking for to be honest I have in front of me 3 subjects each team can choose a subject though they'd like to be quizzed on the team with most points at this stage I just in steam so you have the slight advantage of getting to choose 1st to speak subjects Fawlty Towers the comics to present show how do you feel you know something you'd want to go for it's house. But I when you're going to fall to toe the party because of your knowing you are going to fall toes just in an interest of going somewhere you're going to fall to. The episode Waldorf salad season a no nonsense American visit in the hotel what ingredients according to the American make up a walled off solid. Wall looks yes salary shot up audience if you tell young student leave a call so I can do. Some real moments we'll give it to others raise it in the snowy Apple raise a little as wellness center remain we would not get a fruit and vegetable audience comedown. It's always good when you see someone saying by the way grapes there is a great. I want you to sum up what you'll find lots of celery Yes Apple Yes greats Yes maiden names. Oh. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh look it's no by an angel I have a lady to solve I. Ask you a piece of meat and potato pie I did that and I thought No the guy insisted on the correct degree and I went across me great I've been thinking. That even for days I don't even like Fawlty Towers it's Apple Apple so reborn a great question 3 in the episode but I don't buy a no nonsense nor than a ride to the hotel for what ingredients according to the Northern a make up and. I know you I don't know if. He's if he's crossed he's me. I'm with you don't want to talk about any of them look at one of the you take a look at one other ingredients if you take it is potato well known to be in the middle but I think I in the episode bored me nice classical famously starts whipping something with something else what is it and what it's a car with a tree it's always brought out of the I don't look at the type of car the type a tree meanie. No I said read 1100 it was wrong got it was a what read 111100 except that we get the point. I'm Moving On what do you want comics to present so hurry and feel just sort of Chris. We'd like comic strip present would you name the 1st comic strip film in which aired on Channel 4 as part of the launch $9905.00 Commando mescaline. Close by go mad in Dorset you can have that question too what was the name of the Spinal Tap start having a group of teams proof that your wrecked last comic strip film was released in 2000 was called for men to know what we don't you. Know they. It's up. To that wrong lace up of the scores are level pegging just the same have swelled to Christmas Eve also have 12. 0. Ah ha ha ha now that all those people have been shouting out it's your time to get busy we are looking for audience participation ladies and gents are you ready get your hands in if you have a joke for one of the teams tonight you have one son coming right what's your name and your joke is going towards Justin's team at the moment if it's any good what is your joke. What c.t. Shuffle. What c.t. Short for so they convince especially. Realize the business is trying to help the team going to this is probably the only deal because you have to the city had to be good you have a choice of 2 here a choice a 2 job yes I couldn't take risk but I fancy that these 2 people who got quite good job to get really and then yeah I'm going to inject a bit of a place it was like in show come on now so what's your name Chris Chris and what your job is for Chris's team what is your joke I went to my local butchers and he said I bet you can't touch the meat on the top shelf and I said I don't want to but you said why not and said the stakes are too high. How unjust and what I mean to get with the butcher based god to see if it 7 other things cropped up it seems a shame not to exploit it. Did you hear about the truth fell back into the sausage machine no I didn't your joke madam. If you go behind with his orders. All right I get it. I want your name out of Lauren Lauren and what is your job or how do you tell the difference between a ways away and start. How do you tell the difference being a weasel and a stunt we simply tell because they study different. Religion was the audience was about to run. Because Kobe had just been on 12 but in the lead they've overtaken them is Chris is one of. Our final wrong place numbers go to name as many as you can it ought to be pretty obvious how it works Chris what happens is yeah we know them and if we can yeah each team will be given a subject against the book they have to name as many things related to that subject they counted 15 seconds which Not book if the subject was well known comedians of the 20th century that up 15 seconds and I was money means as they could not difficult because they were large in much of the subject is well known fact based fail to be sitting on this stage not as easy I hope you'll agree. Justin your team goes 1st you got 15 seconds to name as many double acts as you can starting now kind of a little odd. As day until it's doable with a lot of good analysis. Though it is my. Turn what Julie Walters and to Ronnie's what it was awfully sad. To talk to you a great I'm great you like something in books here. I'll read it I didn't get it all they got 99 right right. Bob I don't see you. Going but I see that some 1 point one of the 1 point one sound right Chris Yeah between 1958 in 1902 there were 31 county on films produced You got 15 seconds and as many times Carol on your time starts now Tara nurse Karen Michel Ok Wait wait wait wait so I'll just. Turn up the kind I'm going I'm going Karen can start to care I don't want to. Lose your head to want to sort of get us out of debt I thought going to sleep was that it was no. Such it was the 1st one and you know I'm afraid I see. And the whole time to get a sergeant is not they should get any points at all oh I was going to. Listen you could about. How I do it the team can't do the job so you all right I'm up here we got it like you know yes we can swing this we did it last week. If you think that we can get anything couple of points a fight for example like you know yeah right now you know was that a discerning crowd of us it was Ok So everybody cheered now was a pretty much to do anything. With a time when you thought of a let's give in there is the challenge of us the end of the show was. A quick look at the scores reveals Oh my God it's close just and you have a 21 point surely is unbeatable short no it's not Chris you have 22 point the I. Know this Thanksgiving week really. I spent the last 7 days dreaming of victory. I was again the Welsh ticket wins it. That's the end of the show is it but days just time to revisit the challenge we set you at the start of the show do you remember what it was even help to top tips in order of business and we'll see if you know Top Tips what have you come up with anybody that just didn't tell if you want to win a quiz be well. I think you'll find that losing every other area of life is you know it's not you know I think it's reasonable that we win occasional things that you know. This is a drop if you will say a question I'll tell you in your carry on file what you're going to thank just to present myself. Then be sure to include the 1st Carry On film. What they all don't say I don't know to these that I just made up off the top my head. Chris with more of the talk he had suggestions from you part of medics take a tip from g.p.s. And diagnose any problem you encounter as a Vitus this way you can avoid being sued for misdiagnosing spineless and also want to keep going down but for supplies. Rob Hollywood produces if you will 2 sixes to think a woman can say anything funny have her fall over all the time I. Was 40 or so. On a movie 3 Tom Sorry Tom well. Just give you a chance to come in because you know Justin is so you know he's just a vocal a bullish that I think you know I thought I'd give you a little you know you're different Thank you for well thank you very thankful that you've been very accommodating Yeah I mean I think Ross be very very accommodating is even just if they're going to say yeah that's it that will come I want your job you're so handsome Justin is one of kind and warm. I was going to love us I mean I don't know Tom what if you're going to talk to us of Countdown if you're able to answer any of these questions at 4 o'clock in the afternoon why haven't you got to jump. In if they still got you if not more not more of an attack on the unemployed rather talked. To several of your class started I guess what I'm going to talk about my class I don't know if you've got another one that fits more under the umbrella of advice hang on a minute walk that's my friend that's your friend yeah no one was there was not going to give you the bloody thing that it was and yeah I was Leap Frog is we were unicorns I was pretty good why isn't she up yeah yeah we'll still be anywhere if you want your friend from the Enchanted Forest You see that's nice that's not well as we go on the road you know Top Tips are not like you're in Tom's thoughts don't shut up just no I don't actually have any but if anybody wants me to read that I'm more than I I think I'll be a nice gesture about. The ones I just made off the top of it all right off the top . By the movie movie fans. Ok Ok Let's talk I'll do this for Try not to sound so sinister but. I like to think I sound like a b.b.c. Announcer. Without people I think this is no addition is it. Yes it. Was logician ront given that he's avoid unnecessary polite conversation at weddings by texting the strangers you are sat next to if you are lucky enough not to have the numbers stare at one of them is until they cry. Because the yeah i wish i was started when I did buy it and like yeah. I got it I got to tell you that already to be honest with you but one for that we let everyone know we have time for 2 more let's hear from each of the teams Chris and Rob if you are a guitarist in the Rolling Stones. So you know stay old face out was. Was I just meant that there was no that's not sophisticated. But I can I just say audience can you imagine Tom even ask I think you had these brilliantly right so much am I going to mean that motorists avoid getting caught by speed cameras by driving past them on the pavement. If it's normally traffic free and has the added advantage of having no speed limit that. Was. The lady's if that was not said quote this with. This was the final score supporters are by me just going to last I know you anyone of us 22 know you didn't you were you what just is he about 21 because you won with 22 was the way. It was great still rather an appropriate question and that's it for this week folks a big thanks drawdowns trouble and Rob Deering was also one of the team captains just in the House and Chris cork going to. Have been roadkill but this was just going to start to go the same time next week until that good. More jest a minute next week here on for extra when the general comedy knowledge subjects willing to Only Fools and Horses the goads. All I wanted was my name in the papers and I jump off Tower Bridge so that was a fabulous Beatles I don't need this type of the city on lower live then and I'll be showcasing how a selection of musical greats sippin drama tanks on the radio it's great Our world has changed from our power we have changing the way we had injury events in Riyadh to dream outlets. Such So heard about film always Or we found our way to the stage most of the time I did the Rockstone this Saturday morning at 9 and again in the evening at 7 on Phoebe scene Radio 4 extra. Radio 4 extra. Now we begin a 4 part comedy drama series by Don hearth it's from 2001 in the 1st place Marsha Warren Place Emma Harper an ex had mistress who writes a column for a village newspaper but when she's poached by the local radio station her gossip program begins to ruffle a few feathers. Podhoretz fall short place for radio by Don. Number one and my hopper. Sympathy. At the Women's Institute last Thursday Mrs Jordan gave an interesting count of her recent visit to London. And then when she was given tea on the terrace of the House of Commons by a constituency and p.c. Suppose to do for. The resurrection of the life should. Not believe with him really though he were dirt he actually did the slave to read what else did the Vic. The Reverend Jackson. Be a officiate. Followed by time until early in the village. Are all. Thank you and I hope. That this correspondent the weekly Mercury cleaner I was I didn't hire a graph seed wrapup all ready you are right people people's right let's talk glue Well let me let you come back here. I'm the new station manager I don't know and I must confess what as you have the opportunity to listen to the local station later local radio is not for listening to it's for performing on be our correspondent on this side with a cash. Well right out paragraphs as I do for the weekly McCain Do you speak I'm all I should have to house Mr Elliot the I detect no conflict he wants the bun fights we want the people's news room a gossiping un doe tittle tattle sure the dirt Hi I'm not crazy come fast some with the debt he was screwed 6 year for 30 years 28 could he use some real money oh well indeed I could have a sister in Canada I should like to visit some day bring the day Crouse coming on the program Oh I don't know well think about it hey let's speak tomorrow Moscow show you. Excuse me. Truman the are you there on the wind here I've been to over here by chance Thank you said I think Mr Miller. You know his groove Danny and then when I read your station he has had to endure of co-hosts but why should I find that kind of material in my ears that are just service Oh Oh thank you Mr and Mrs Moore and the use of our brood 14 of the last count extraordinary players didn't feel you couldn't find or speak to Vic good or Jim Squires all receptive to something kind of stunned when the student turned to jump to the mic maybe you were firmly bored animal or even no one winter evenings before the burning log. Radio All right the people's radio I'm sitting with you through til midnight. It's sounding. Right down to the bus. Round the countryside El Campo the paisanos of the green and pleasant land all the news that's fun to. Kill and. You wish me to give my report now Mr rep the punters wait breath us. In. A jumble sale was held in the village hall last Thursday afternoon and raised the sum of 67 pounds for the church Ruth assigned behind my house and health warning punters of a nervous disposition may find this program over stimulating the next. Have more to say about the jumble said Mr Rappaport don't spoil a good story quit while you are winning you don't want to hear about old Mr Holmes being deprived of his new treats suit it was sent to the jumble sale it was torn off his back at the jumble sale or a hole by whose dusted the list restraint of a lady's who didn't so fight and script it around because stuff's. Present as a wonder he was drawn into the mild stroke borne down to the floorboards under the weight of the ladies and there was sold out of his new jacket and a whole what else. The Squire major drama had had to clear out of his puppy he's old cricket boots were bought by my successor Mr Ashworth and a defective note carry from his collection was bought by Mrs Joe wants this done leads you out policeman who hopes to restore it and bring it into play in the not too distant future or who are from. Rights on the marathon Tom tub one but was disqualified on a dope test steroids no hospitals whole spills described by the veterans to grow for Tom Tom Sawyer you know for Tom Taub everybody goes to Mr Crow with their ailment to very reliable you didn't work out too well for Tom's are but that was Tom's own fault he exceeded the stated dose one day after. That didn't seem to be working so he incautiously took half a bucket full rich sends him off like a rocket so hyper fertile. So back burner everybody to the doctor not quite the Doctor's a nice man and I'm sure very big. But he does want people to the hospital. With him popular belief that finished off in shelters finished Oh yes in the hospital that's what sent all shock horror rural life the grisly truth well more of the next week with our own correspondent Emma and me you see direct up all on your own a radio r.i.p. The people's radio. Mom did the pro Michelin moon edition material and I paid you mean you know come naked if I go home with your won money for Canada mum and Miss snooping broody as Cook need 10 days. Read scanners go. Around to a story of the point and say. Do exaggerate you know Frank sprouts Mrs Emilia as he moved in through the window. Craze she's a woman with big front teeth redoubtable piece Gump into the dumb full of the. Redundant since when all the outgrows been funneled on to the operas Frank it seems shook him for. You know white slaves little then last used to call him smokin an old one through the window we keep the. 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Vital statistics fingerprints and a folding photograph he adds that preference will be given to a little mousie woman little mousie woman seeking a gentler change no doubt emma no can do that's illegal advertising will go down for 99 years paratroopers all occupy all radio station I don't see why discrimination meaning what little mousie woman discriminates against big mousy women doesn't it matter whether size is crucial but even if you just say mousy woman without specifying dimensions you discriminate against the vast sisterhood who are not mousy don't you the essence is he wants and that you won't knock him about what's that but discrimination against women who will knock in the bowels. Shut fascist I'm sure not a totally missed tables listen if you're out there hair. 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And his duty to boot fair not all will be paid impure to scold the moment our proprietor and patron the good some honest man sets foot on the shores He broke off but you often run his 300 radio and t.v. Stations across the Wide World of a 1000000000 interests you forgot to leave the wages and how to live on an. Island to send yet the times in revenue when the cashier goes to the dentist what is a 5 and sweeten the mole's Well no. Thank you next week that I do yes. And there goes and I hop out our own correspondent Del Campo this is sounding zone radio r.i.p. The people station I'm soo drop all woman's heart all been man's best friend with you Julianne time. Mrs Chiley Carly arrive and mom of b.m.w. Dealer ring tone from one of the your board limo by 000. 0 out you go I am well thank you so. 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As to the gunman arsonist and no names but 1st as a with the news we can report that a mom has been arrested Twinkle Twinkle there goes the phone liked it beyond the key a. Drum pound on major drum fire razor fellow Freddy fed it with no names please will be in contempt of court nothing but contempt for courts keep the legal sharks in business so the villains of law Ok but no neighbors now I'm not one to say Poor chap he had a hard childhood let him down likely bludgers might have had a hard childhood but they might still benefit from a sound thrashing not the raccoon thumbscrew exactly no excuse for Freddie fed it but he has some reason for feeling shouty boy devil his grandfather also Freddie going back a few years used to pull the game cart better than a horse on a slippery frosty road bump Hill taxed him laden carts nearly run away with him of course as he got older more prone to buckle and one John you wanted down he went in the shafts and overturned the cart my grandfather no sense of humor sucked the port chaplain put him out of his dwelling lived for a time in a deep trance Rapoport him now it wasn't right a sensitive judgment major and then again Freddie Fed it's father also Freddie was chauffeur here now my father installed pipe heating round the house and later extended to the gather ours to keep the cars warm but not to the chauffeur's quarters next door now that might seem odd to the carpet critic do you keep Siberian Huskies not at the moment well they won't thank you for a kettle you know soup some better out in the snow and gales same in happier days gone by with coachman sat huddled on their box waiting half the night in all weathers no inkling of how the internal combustion engine that suffered. Up not until poor Freddie fed it c.d.o. Went down with pneumonia so one way and another it is conceivable but young fed it has noticed a grievance which who would be so bold as to say was not justified who indeed so let bygones be bygones never like The West Wing and that should be a bubble too from the insurance I am prepared to give young Freddie another chance install him here as a tourist attraction Oh and meet the site SEALs who troop around and give them a 1st hand account of life at most as in Happy Days and how he came to the placed on and so we come full circle execrably better luck to all of us next time round. Mr Low if they still don't the cockpit delivered through the window well you would hope to the neighborhood who nobody inserted moom over suspicions must fall and must spot the definite straighted who has been and. Soundings politics we have no politics that's what she kind. 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I'm soo drop a ball with you through til midnight or as long as the job lasts and speaking now across our mountain over it's for libel and have we gone wrong have we heard have we kicked fact into touch or made a football of truth in time to take to any great degree then come all the world with Ritz will face them down from next month we go to the network who Twinkle Twinkle telephone listen Smo attic you're not going anywhere Oh Mrs Kiley Cowley the b.m.w. Dealer up is you were are I just but when you're a wife for a guy my friends in trade and your debtors to pitch in for them but they before we close you down I've got no money you're in the Metropole every no right only for the free peanuts you drive an x. 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The vicar was played by Jeff Coleman This is Kylie collie by sorry coward and Miss Amelia Spratt by Sharon Mia craft. The play was written by Don Howard produced by soon Wilson and directed in Manchester by Julie Beckett. Where Andrew. And we'll meet another oddball at the same time next week this time as the highly popular driver of the country school bus who speed at the wheel makes school journeys both the hazard and other venture John Kerry stars and Bill bo's'n speedily to school. James. That you. Here goes Mr. I'm smear on this on the journalist and a Bond fan and I'm a huge lover of see the Bond movies I do love them what I'm glad to meet you my name's James Bond what present Do I think James Bond would get me a christmas I think James Bond's real obsession is find free so I think he would buy me a luxury home from a kind of fairy in meet with you know well I would hope you wouldn't buy for grown this day but you know certainly with kind of champagne in which chocolates and kind of fantasy of luxury. Refreshments. Bond. Ourselves everyone what drink what I said James Bond I think I there's a sense of me probably one of the fixtures Bunty I would make him a nice and a solid Chai the kind I used to make for my parents which combines British common sense tea with the exotic which he likes. That's good I think James Bond my Christmas dinner table would say the opposite because he needs to feel he's kind of a man of the house and all that but I would probably need to check they had him the carving knife down is trying to make everything taken care of I really personally loathes the crack house so I'm thinking of how long James Bond would wear his ball I think you know way he would always keeps have Tom at a jaunty angle and he would tip it like Sean Connery doesn't go. Well. I think James Bond wouldn't stay his welcome in the sense that he'd be lonely and drunk and he'd not want to go home to his empty flat what happens now I think I'll just leave him on the sofa put blanked on him at because I know he'd wake up and creep off in the cold gray light of Boxing Day and pretend it never happened and go back to his life he's lonely sad. It could be that. They're going to stretch my legs for that. You can hear all the programs in Radio 4 extras hoho 7 season including from Russia with Love unfundable starring Toby Stephens Right now on b.b.c. Signs. This is b.b.c. Radio 4 legs. It's 5 o'clock and we begin this hour with the 3rd of 4 comedies written for the many voices of the legendary actor June Whitfield Barbara Windsor is her costar next then incompetent private detective Max and Yvonne infiltrate a New Year's Eve party to investigate a fierce submits we are called Mama Shanks Katherine Parkinson guest stars in the secret casebook of mucks in a van in half an hour. Now we continue our series a month of June with Now You See Me Now you don't buy the Merryman and Peter Moore fit their skullduggery of folks in Mrs Rahm's bottoms see if ice for refugees from the source or circle this was 1st heard in 2012. Players where there was. A street. Break good to. 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