It is feel now only because. You just keep getting. Sick or anything Norman b.b.c. Radio comedy club tonight from 10. Extra. 8 o'clock hello for me to make next is an hour of classic comedy starting with delicious silliness from Spike Milligan Peter Sellers and her. Plus a serious outbreak of bulls in the us in Brighton. Julian and Sandy go cruising around the us and later we turn to crime on today's telling tales with the multi-talented. That's this morning. Now from 154 to the Goon Show and his boldness breaks out in Brighton Is there a connection to a glut of cheap tobacco This is the b.b.c. Thank you. Tonight's broadcast comes to you from an abstention rating center in Stoke Poges the play is considered unsuitable for people. Disagreeing if they refers of girls to the highly of the show. I want to compose about Richard no one no one. Not tonight with the aid of a calibrated Turkey played on a part of the volcano net we reelect a drama of crime Mr Green Zone do you go mess is what we have in store for of ish Thank you yes. Yes it's rubbish but to make it interesting we call it a phantom head shaved out of broccoli. It started in $98.00. The year of the great Edison battle yes often I heard it ringing in the night. Midnight oh clock and a half quarter 6 and 7 I thought that of. Sleeping peacefully in the hotel for. Other delightful young newlyweds Nugent John Mrs Does it suddenly from their room we hear. Oh you wait here is tell. Me that. I'd be pleased you know because she is mad I'm assured peace all this noise will make you old yeller honeymoon couples up know what is the trouble. And you know it is to be a perfectly normal week. If I get off this billiard table our strike you down. Shot that down it won't be stopped on the done is wipe you off oh. Paul Nugent indeed he was. The Phantom head shaper had struck. The day off on a while his being Slade opened a little tobacco kiosk it was that week that Newton debt was taken to court by his wife. Son was it called son was to stand for judge. And if you're stepping him you're stand ready to. Get the deed done let the Malaki stop. The 1st case Mrs Dunn says Mr Good's Mrs Prunella. Raise your right hand on your left leg. Now do you swear to tell the truth the truth and nothing but the truth I'm. Going to get all. Do with this for the prosecution is ready or let the put the Cuban capsules dog fish meal. My client just do not have to claim the time has been good until it did deceive of him dumped during the cooking days of the late up to the management he did in fact conceal his bonus from we don't tell the committee. She discovered the sad state when at 1 o'clock in the morning of the honeymoon night she was coming. Please leave these at one of them in the morning mud I'm done totals to clean the windows. I am cake how I am that we get Katie not. I don't wish to know that the fact that she was cleaning the windows is unimportant now I pretend backpack What about 2 bit and I clean the windows with the idea was in. Its comes the defense I think we are straying from the facts. You've accused of hiding a bald head he did not. He wish to the night through the result by passing up. I don't. Like the way I think. It's done and thank you now and then I walk them down and say. God I didn't have a case because during the recess I did a brisk trade in my ditto tobacco chaos one of my best car and suppose the defending counsel q.c. Had the Siegel. Yes I smoked heavily during the trial it was one evening as I puffed in my alabaster me a shell pipe the defense took a turn in the feeble to do. Me any message. Thank you. I. Now I wonder what it can be. Good heavens is it yes it's had human hair and a note Nugent dirt is innocent this head is his it was I who told him while he slept signed the phantom shave off. The case of. The 2 week. Well they need to. The jury of 3 just men and 20 known criminals I find you guilty of all the new abode not from your well up until after you'd married that time now ahead of time thank you. Therefore are thankful to the past fine of 3 shilling Oh do 60 years in the nick up to 60 and are not really free but gonna drive. Full refusing the foundry ball down the drive on stage and use the 60 yard in the nick and you don't frequent hammer come believe if you want to have a me hankie Colback girl why. Come on and think oh I love the roughly. Stop that. I have here in evidence that group through my time Nugent documents and. I submitted fun and it's. Like we got to go to this lot again. Yo yo yo yo dawg. The suspended till the end on a log and proved to be oh not the big Nugent. The days of waiting for the analysis of the head agony if I had the Siegel he spoke pipe up the pipe of one of my special tobacco. This tobacco. I must tell Mr Green straight up to make it so strong. And an apostle and a message of good night. I wonder what's in this one. Is empty. As a note. I struck again last night this time I have not sent to the victims here signed the phantom hand Traver. P.s. If you want to know who the victim is look in the mirror. All his lovely. The following day I opened up a larger shop as my supplies of pipe tobacco were increasing in the months that followed the phantom struck again and again 50 men were boarded while they slept right and became a city of terror the whole of a trade was threatened that only 2 gentlemen came to Brighton. Meeting was called only. When people are coming to break Nephrite. I ask you to think about maybe and there can revive the holiday trade and be feed their family. About. That I said yes. But I can be handed out above me and that he could sleep in that same way rubbish on the mainland bombings the fundamentalists like the women. He evidently. Not these but he why should I have gone along with. The bulk of the week with him and. Yes you can have above big with hang on that he could get you could get why not a I'm happy if a bulb we had had on. A bun like I was good my head above headed man had on him when. I did it I know well that guy did the book Man I'm not going to tell you that because of that because you don't know anybody with a handy budget deal yet. I do mean a good book who can tell me who I don't see why if you did you good you would get no any money that anybody. I do know I do know somebody with a heavy hand and you know you don't. Do that. Do. You know I can't get. A good. Idea. Thank God thank you I don't like to thank you thank you let me get a bomb to take. You to get me. A good idea. To get rid of me. Thank you but I think to see. How you and I am going home I'm so. Yes forensic. And I'm pleased to meet you. You must excuse my appearance that we have a nice if you didn't I didn't. Know how to handle what about my hand. But in that case having to play when I meditate. The Phantom head shaving a bright spot 3 I know the position would suit is 300 men have been bolted By the time to buy a tobacco stalk was. Religious holidays a ring the tongue would troops and soldier of the only x. It was hey what's he been on a hunch seagoing went into action. I'll go and seek this thread to myself about how. Can. It be good that he can't think. To but because he's foggy and as young as he was. Made a brave lad when I did write to him with teeth to track down the Phantom had already made the make it big a yes to me Danny he was under the wrath of my boys when they make cupboards Oh he's texting share. My hand I. Was. The shape of the dangerous ma'am he might kill. But. I think remember back again shame to my goldfish I mean. Them tell me go to college I went but you're banned here Betty sent out a. Little Spotted Dick Cheney did she think. They would speak they rode to the exit that was guarded by the finest of British troops. Would be the. Army body of her own the one. Who for whom I hold Oh and what did. I do what you don't ended up anybody. Who put anybody speak up for that nobody keep what. Anybody does continue. 122222. We're going to look over good and come up with you get out of that bed and get out so I don't gotta. Get out of that bed on out how to tell about enough we find. Out who. I think. We're going to. Run outta one step and we'll scrape. Up I'm Green's countermanded seat on confidently. I have a me something to keep us about it appears getting a little faster the commander of the British a member of recommendation. A special pov signed by the people the opposition and last but not me stop me to go when I believe Simon the prime minister. No. Conquered and was there any facts I know you wouldn't have had nothing not that what you. Made up but no I did see Blue Buffalo and I hope for the frame of hatch of this post truly we believe the Phantom had shave it is in the immediate vicinity he had. 10 years as a vendor wouldn't Dak I'm dad yeah not without it I'd knock on Tuesday I haven't slept for 3 nights I just said Yeah waiting for. Me just McMahon to outwait him. If the phantom head shaved tech come here I. After you're standing at do you usually have coffee a hedge. Fund. That may drown cash with a great cab the next time you come no you have to my goal. Was told something in his voice told me he knew what had happened. Look at me not cough Bodi don't know nothing major there that is all his is really a blessing in disguise you see I must have been to the to him in his work and we all know that the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime but you mean you want me to wake you have fighting to come back and shaving alcohol it's your duty Yeah I refuse cinema Chinese law no. No you your fish right. Oh. Ok well I'll do it. Again getting it and if I think you can fly think I can use that money again you cannot Yes it sounds like a man shot to take a big ride that had him quick for me. This. Is him this hot with a naked razor. That pumped up head shaving I also wanted you know not have any Om If you don't come we'll come to that done so help me we'll knock you know I'll tell him if you don't go along with the phone on will know 7 how to look up. Not that fake id you found him not. That God can face me can and should get a look out from behind the faces you're. Probably going to get a chance at me again and. Me me. Me. Me let me go again get in get it then yes he. Did and he. Can get he asked. Everyone but me that tiny rotten week frighten me but to. Get a man good yes. I don't get this game. Play that again if they got to the net. That crazy how big that backing going to take you would get it out. That just made me get up. From behind the truck the phantom you know when he sees the joint with the jet program Cobbold cut out space catapult. To begin every you get me I see him come get me up in combat quickly makes out must win Testament on back effect back you. Again financially than that. Just like that is the Nessie. Why don't you know what to do send somebody will you then try then. Google will get you not have to search it from him too when. I decided to have the best they've been having things me if I think anything here think they can. Get ahead now to. Take everything what are you standing in me for look at this mirror. Yet. I did say. That I didn't like his writing game shit quiet that he's still in there I'll fix him so this took of dynamite him to the door. It was a dud and it's going to come on keep it covered with your finger. That's right trucks going on yeah what's going on tonight. Go after the hot blew up. A feller's they were looking for the head shaving you know yes I know I suppose he was very not but where. Careful a pipe of tobacco. That's your thank you good night good night. Tobacco very. Have a good head it's almost the same color as my hair. It is the same callout. The Phantom head shaver was from 954 the next time Eddie tracks young Fred Nurk who's vanished from his banana growing family's home the affair of the lone banana is the next edition of the game show in next Tuesday's classic comedy hour the b.b.c. Arts and Arts Council England have joined forces to give 500 emerging artists aged 16 to 30 the chance to tell the stories they want to tell and b.b.c. Radio 4 extra is the place to hear a selection of the very best audio dramas from these new creatives ranging from mysterious ghost stories to a dark comedy set in a whole hour butcher's shop these tales are sure to arrest your attention. At the back since moving out. I mean is this. This this the 1st time that had been the main assonance that. Have never been afraid if it. Would have been scared of anything. Standing in the wrong on the 1st. King stair. I think felt well. New creatives drummer's continues this evening at 8 on b.b.c. Radio 4 extra. B.b.c. Radio 4 extra where you live. Now let's have some dude long tendre Laden comedy from 1967 when Julian and Sandy were off cruising it's around the horn. My know which. Lady and can have been right is a good enough kick out of free speech to kill will she don't like equal Wilfried right why. Don't they move the auto field kept your host contract in our we can each take my with the lady depression and. The shipyard your schmuck in the cowshed age nothing from the protect the good with whom I would like a couple can go out and of course round no. Thank you I'm going out again welcome to the show and I've heard here the on says the last weeks questions 1st the cooking question well the answer was in several parts as follows not to the French dressing not in a hot tub on and never on any account in the casserole unless they're wrapped in tinfoil and hung for 3 days 1st. Base that's what Fanny critic said and she added You can get them frozen if the weather turns nippy. Next. Next the legendary Penn as question well the answers where one childless and precedent to set and correct history and dress now I would have accepted Damon and Pythias but on no account my can Bernie winters as they're still alive so I'm told finally the. Oh finally they complete these song titles question the 1st one was and there's a hole in mine. Well the answer was bucket Del lies and I got Mr Grant fossick. And while I accept the geographical accuracy of your reply it's nothing to make a great fuss about. Now the 2nd song title you were asked to complete Was Casey Ward blank with the strawberry blow. I want case you did was dunce dunce many of you had other ideas as to what case he was up to all of them physically impossible. Particularly consider wools So Victor Silvester tells me besides the the next line of the song is and the band played on no 9 musicians as I do it because he had done what you suggested the band would have stopped playing and joined in. Except for Eddie Brady news not terribly keen on Mahjong Smith. And no progress presents episode 2 of the 3 Musketeers. Tenure Chris and Alice by shortsighted care German. Spent his boyhood in Gascony and at the age of 21 came to Paris to seek his fortune among other things reaching at the musketeer Tang threw in his lot with us and we threw in our lot with him I was not we got what I got was that yes all right now we were celebrating our victory over the Cardinals gods when we were summoned to see the queen. Was a. Key piece to see the musketeer was to me kiss Nyad a miss. Me Kiss my post office and what is you on a. Take you by the hand. And this can some use who stands by your side serve my distaste and. The time you write the script you would know followed any. Oh why did you sing for us Your Majesty your clean is in danger sobs hold gold gulp only you can save me no listen carefully here comes the part I gave a valuable diamond necklace to my lover the Duke of Buckingham the cardinal my arch enemy discovered this and persuade my husband the King to throw a ball at which I must wear the necklace or be shamed discredited and. If you really aged You must hurry to London to recover the jurors and return them to me here it's all the 14th yet and may fortune attend your mission the rays must get you I argue in the cult. To go check out I couldn't afford a horse. For the night the Musketeers road kill Rosie finger dog old all with pose of translucent like. The phrase wept dewdrops upon the green sward it clipped because he. Was shiny black our gate on we. Stopped in your power tonight here in Paddy All right that 4 hours later the road to cat. Food there's a place we can stop for a freshman. This. Oh the. Good tomorrow Sajjad where you Balanoff tonight right here you go practically everyone. Thank you for coming to rub down the horses in milk that go then bring us food a style my ice a case to polish date surprise surprise still a touch of the race of the. Americas venison and woodcock in Potomac gun unlocks tongues and I showing bag of chips. And don't spell even to go to nights we celebrate but the innkeeper in the pay of the wicked cotton all his sins to the kitchen to inform his master. Under speak to cause no Rashida and get us started. Then take it. But you will not be made yearly bank keep cold me back. The locks. Out to the leg of the p.t. Then I don't care how I wipe them carefully I well I think it's because it's casseroles good. A cock you know listen Paddy sed they can be one thing 480 I dunno. How I Got The 3 Musketeers am I. A. Lot of just. Enough to ts died. In that in my power. Ha region Ah but no walk by a stretch of black beast Maybe but I'm done. With the name of Doc Fargo all right nobody. Thought all arguing All right. How do you make a Maltese cross with 4 matches Lat the mystic about his best. But seriously we're still girlfriends because. Meanwhile back at the club the Musketeers engage in a fight to the death of the cardinals God's will escape Well they reach the Duke of Buckingham in time we're talking snow escape from the jaws of the giant man even come about where did my snowman go when you love me in September as you did in May tune in next week for the answer to these and many other questions let me bring you absurd 3 count them 3 how do they do it of the 3 Musketeers. The road to home cut us up about the part of the show that can only be heard in color. With news of what's on a lot of the sun is the man on the spot Brad small piece. This week but fortunately the band mics are still to be working so let's have a look at swinging London saying well it's rap a pygmy on the knee with a French life week in South Africa and I celebrate this annual event as a torch Rabbi tossin by the civil. By On Tuesday there's the into cities freestyle muff waving contests and the buts and the Hamas has a very at the last property office bike a street I must sell for plant for an exhibition of OPEC agree seen at Smithfield on stuff that will Has didn't have a now fashion's see that twit corrupt quotes from Paris pm the man up to buy the clothes dogs of his thought is that my grand business stacking. Ok spend your time I mean. The British male is becoming more and more conscious the trend has even reached the peaceful but we had to having new with it uniforms designed full of them that were not of the cocktail bought a street magistrates' coats wet top designers exhibiting what tomorrow's policemen will be wetting the parade as described by the fashion correspondents of the police because it inspected Tom ducts and Detective Sergeant graspable. Are even you know I am not our 1st receiver rogering George checking a ball Roger wears a bicycle black outfit that night or trendy copper on the beach or be without gong de converse and all me and it's pliers cheeky tomboys that were not very important but we're up bubble on the top. Won't find. Our profit a peep tired carraige Bert's white previously of course he wears commuter shorts caught dead in the director the hips true to your just a hint of midriff. Wear a down Roger are your stunning. And dad George hires Donghae in a figure being passed one piece cat suit asked how are you all for the interminable marchers Gong the bulky pockets of yesteryear. Mr We're not trying on our credit in our I think a hard bag thank God I guess Look out Mr Bergen our job is ready for anything. For eveningwear Sydney has already gone to town notices known cross black velvet Matador pants false and at the knee with a simple rhinestone buckle so practical for those doff to ride in a black neuron that he's filled shirts are mounted by show to. Wild silk and should it come on to right why no matter c it's reversible the way it was shown on the lease is optional and can be dyed to Mexico if you'll have. Just said that we do not forget that rover to eat in the force his title as a painted regulation cry was Sydney and stop it wrote that you'll see it soon on the piece of also to carry on Constable Yes and of as the uniform branch I can't wait to see the plain clothes well no this week they're on the horn color supplement turns its attention to the sea one of us typical trays of your chewing that one is his love of the ocean was not the immortal Shelley who said of the Mediterranean ruined all mighty blue. If. I don't think that a mortal was caught the bug would history resign with the names of seafaring Englishman no son gets it I consummate gets the chapped thank you with one last chip Ok. Thank you and that was of course the famous scene between Nelson Rockefeller and Hardy Amos thank you. What story is does the scene not conjure up well West Side Story the nun story and the story of the bishop and the actress is just 3 of the stories the sea doesn't conjure up but all of us thrill to the romance solves my. If I got you which I are to you I cop Frankie from the Carson back even a caricature I got my I got. I'm right you know just how you can see it for me I'm Perri a few from the I'm barrels are rare species I can't get around the net how. To find a copy of our I am not purchased purchased in Parish a by stock and Guy are managing Ruby and I got King Bear I actually came Scot Yes So now Dumont to the other suitcase me. In times of wall the sea becomes a bestie and good round type little island it says here. That perhaps it's for the best you are terribly vulnerable if your best ends are uncut Oh well one remembers those dog water time days back in the 40s when we were going to the cinema to see those there's a U.-Boat on point by a number one I've been 7 nights without sleep the convoy must get through don't worry about Phyllis yes I look off to God what a mess what a ghastly mess type of film was. My oh here is an exception that great naval epic in which we sink. Sodding Dame see the most trying to aging juvenile talk about. Just your back yes. I'm between ships I go to 48 he is the chaplain to me thank you but it's not long johns was it was it rough that. In your plant yes. Just know code in me you can stay in touch Germany you was we we had a brush with a Kubota wrist or was it a press particularly I called you was. Soon. And I don't do if I can stick it you've got to charm most. It seems so put please it's not going to just say we've all got to do it the Russians are sticking it out in sterling was. An idea that inserted degrees of frost was. But you don't know what it's like out the. Convoy the officers quarters were hit by a stupid we've been messing with the midfield was cold before you child is fighting jets fearing that from all over thinking they come moment's notice but conduct it's common uncouth Wimbledon but somehow when they put on uniform they're fighting for an ideal they become common uncouth little saying look I was going back to them you were right fear no I no child oh no you're no cetera et cetera. Oh she was brave you will. And handsome today Joe Yes. They did it Ok. And if I don't get back will you do something for me yet still. You remember that a clip got ditch we rented to Tunbridge Wells just before the war with roses not the dog 100 just in the garden. I want to go back to this group back to the place which we with zoom in up because I. Think if the book Wolf. Thank. You and was of songs of the sea well who better to sing us a rollicking chances. Than rambling the city. Practically anybody shooting but unfortunately he's here higher Margaery arere and not far star Dan Barry might all hold your Niger's Yeah. I wanted to give me a chilblain. I take it you're going to bend it is with a north a girl ditty Ari Ari Ari 2 something I picked up in a dark sorry topper named Park smart like territory terrorists are emerging I eat who you are as a young Sighard lied to he's do you with her watery embraces she be Aquaman and fish Yeah sounds a little girly wouldn't fun with. Precisely right you being at sea for days on end you're not backed choosy. She's a sad song and I use are this fashion. Rars a good job or cock and I need cheap. Wine furry days are top of who. Made good. Singing fair he well my. Fairy Tale a. Fair he well pretty young. Naive but it's be better. Than the mermaid sings to him in wheat early Titans. Pretty low and. Still below. An all. Singing fare thee well now a merry pair the well to you fare thee well pretty young lass my steed through. I'm say deuced bury the sirens Far East and the fact that you can only say the top cop are sticking out that white Eves the food your dad. Are there sorry to add and Dre and I seek for the 3rd car you me saying. Where the my. Fair the. Sweet hall. I know you too you. Know you've had to have com. Thank you goes the rollicking rambling sit around. And everyone needs a good rollicking either thank you. The British are still a nation of seafaring adventures in the studio with me to such an old old sea dogs when I just completed a trip around the world in an open lifeboat Well gentlemen welcome Oh how lovely children is my friends and they thank thank you I missed home well what's troubling you all from like you. Are was the code of the seems to hold the core of the city I want to get a i Car was a conversation to have that thank God that Kohli's got to go. In. Got to end your job in a shut off shelter for just thoughts on the yes you better shot yes it was in Southampton the come on it's just come on it's off into July not why not say why not did not you go see that day yes I don't know how I got it you know it's the truth miss the whole so I said well I'm Guy and even if the whole when I was talking oh boy if that one guy in the Ok I knew that again I can't go wrong Ok Q We said it's all the next guy in this life but with no preparations no apnea diode God thank you Byron no Rajas God to follow Yes. Going through. Any road up to a long story short. After several days say where did we find out if not if they are waiting a while I was. In no way I know. We had no idea where we were Colts we had Afi laddies by then that back in our town dream what we saw that you. Never 14 days over to his Taoist protein day. Ok days you expect those exposed to the enemy. Not a singleton a face cream not a god but we nearly cracked it we nervous tension now dry skin and the right tone blue right top yeah. 6 right still between him and me tween me but Nick me eyebrow too easily. Do you keep a record of the trip I mean no too long gone it was good no more shine through yeah I mean listen to this day still no land to be found. Today and when I read that Russian slow down to our last tens of Pattaya 12th I know food and raving I was writing was 14th day I went over poll terribly Mr Hall when he did. To me and on to me Jim. Brown a dashing the soul like yeah if you have a strong family I become the way I jus really scream involvement of no surprise yeah. Me Down. And there he is in the wars now when I shouted Now I had been told there was it what did you do that was why i only one thing could do in a predicament not that I fainted. Dead away I summon up the lost resources skipper not missing you what I do go limp in the water. But to do my thanks to. The did you manage to drag yourself up on Day Oh no we dress quite casual. Like sweaters and jeans and oh I see why you may. So well I got back on both Mo didn't allow that a lot but I just have to take it in good now I can out a Fishel resuscitation Yes just not the real things more the. More the kiss of death when he does it. But listen to this from the log 25th day send him one of his moods a kind I think is going to pieces he started to wonder didn't you Senator I wanted I wanted to know I talked about is the horn I cannot tell but it was terrible I was babbling was not true. He was back in the green for you see Well yes and those coal . And she was rolling in pitching yes the boat with the ship in it green over the barriers and outgun was what I watched when I get washed and I do right what she got it was. Then on the 6th day we was picked up for the perfect top of the pass the 1st I thought you were in a lifeboat but we was. Extract the deck of the Queen. Thank you thank the man like that that made Britain or she is today well that's the end of the shot cept for the riddle memory here it is my 1st part is inflatable and squeaks My 2nd thought is 17 inches long and trans loosens my 3rd part. And the sum of my parts is covered in Jinja fluff and freckled watches. You see this one lying on my whole mats and I'm not going to pick it up to him. Here next week thanks. Thanks. Thanks thanks a whole John Kenneth hall with Kenneth Williams You Paddick Betty Boston and Bill Petit all the musical side you had the phrases for it had been graded on the Honda the script was written by Betty talk about a fellow man and the show's videos by John Symond. Thank you. Thank. You. On the hold from 1967 the next week kind of heads up the rhythm and swings by Julian and Sunday's boner. Lovely basements and humans are b.b.c. Radio 4 extra celebrates comedy on the. Real comedy club in action 3 in Brighton on the south coast we were at Jericho here in Oxford it's really it's not sitting in a live in a funny relative Yeah go backstage with Rob Deering and so we Lions and here we are in the green room which I think they've lowered the ceiling I was in here few weeks ago the brilliant comic he just bent over the question mark comedy club extra the circuit continues tonight at $1030.00 on b.b.c. Radio 4 extra. Is b.b.c. Radio. And o'clock Hello this is Jim Lee your guide for today bring you one more hour of comedy for now we start with an hour show followed in half an hour by some more of j.p. Morgan's wins is abominable yes men Barrington's to Los wonder and let's not forget the 12 red dwarfs in beach comber by the way and later as 11 star of Carnation storytelling partridge and 2012 on t.v. And writer of many radio and television shows telling tales. Right cue the dramatic music I. Can't synonymously melting ice sculpture I with this is just acoustic You are just wrong it's in the loop. This is what. I. Like Welcome to one of the many programs that Boris Johnson will not be turning up. It was a pickle off there and her sole. B.b.c. Have edited it out. Woody Allen famously said that 80 percent of success is just showing up Boris Johnson clearly thinks the remaining 20 percent will be enough to pique the current Labor Party. Into the ladies' Hugo of poll he may not be wrong hash tag chicken Boris's refused to confirm a date for his appearance on Andrew Neil's interview programme after seeing what happened to Jeremy Corbett whose interview was deemed a disaster by many commentators although Prince Andrew apparently already gone pretty well I. Caught being came back fighting on the n.h.s. Which has been on or off the table more times this week than a hen party in a Wetherspoon's. Argument raged after Labor produce documents claiming the n.h.s. Was up for sale in any us trade deal the conservatives denied it we won't know the truth until we hear it from Phil and Kirsty Donald is looking for one down 940 s. Property with 406000 doctors 286000 nurses and 21000 midwives can buy up but that's a profit. Not officially on the market and the government says it's not. The the other parties launched their Scottish campaigns to allowing us a chance to glimpse the Prime Minister's skill as adapting to a new audience here he is in London self-determination for this great nation is about to happen and here he is in Edinburgh self-determination. For this great nation is never going to happen. But the arguments also got spiritual This week the chief rabbi expressed his deep concern about anti-Semitism in the Labor Party the Archbishop of Canterbury backed him up and the Muslim Council of Britain both denounced anti-Semitism and criticised the Tory party for dealing with his Lamma phobia denial dismissal. Defeat my least favorite of the 7 dwarves. British politics it seems has finally got so toxic that God has been forced to message everyone in his whatsapp group for help because it explains why we're suddenly hearing a lot more from Tony Blair. Now turn the call been had a chance to put all this right when he actually turned up to be grilled by engineer but then turned down the opportunity to confront the issue 4 times which does seem to be his leadership style. Iceberg dead ahead Captain what should we do I'd like to start by saying that as your captain I am determined to keep this ship safe passengers but but Service Vi has been a kind of finish. But the least we dealt with now is this and I have been anti icebergs all my explosive almost all the bio So we're going to do in fact I absolutely adore all kinds of natural disaster.