We were talking about his favorite jazz, he adored this music, you all know how few weaknesses i have, one of them is jazz, dach loved jazz very much, always in the car when we were driving and it was we have a sea of cassettes of all kinds with jazz music, and he always clapped the Steering Wheel to the beat. That means there is a drummer and other instruments, and evenius samovich had a huge collection of records, which i still have today, for example, i want to play you polish jazz, now ill play you, oh my god, a dusty record, probably the last ones who managed to film this house. In december 2016, the building will be demolished; large construction is coming for the world cup. Evstegneev was a good son, he always treated his mother with amazing tenderness, often visited her in Nizhny Novgorod. After her death, irina tsivina, the wife of yves stegneev, found a notebook covered in notes about her son. Moms last entry was zhenya left, i got sick. Will i survive . she waited for him, she was very seriously ill, she waited for him, they sat in the evening, talking, she, marya ivanovna, sat in a chair and said well, son, go to sleep, he said well, mommy, good night, kissed she went to bed, in the morning she entered this room, she was sitting in a chair, she remained sitting, that is, she. Did what what she wrote about in her notebook, she waited until he died. Evstegneevas mother, maria ivanovna, worked as a greaser at the krasnoe etno plant. In 1943, after finishing the sevenyear school, her son zhenya also came there to work. Still took its toll, after work he performed in front of wounded soldiers, sang, played the guitar, even in the pioneer camp zhenya experimented with a bugle, played wooden spoons on a saw, but his strong point was drums. After the war, evstegneev played in a factory jazz ensemble, it became a real an outlet, there he was simply happy, he says, sanki, you say, you cant imagine, in gorky, when i played drums in the factory orchestra, all the girls were mine, i enjoyed such success, imagine, i boasted. At one of the factory performances, evstegneev was seen by the rector of the Nizhny Novgorod, then still goryakovsky , Theater School and invited him to study as an artist. So the music world lost a wonderful drummer. But kinomer acquired a great actor. This was the first sharp turn in the fate of evgeny evstegneev. But hes his i almost missed it. How much will they pay . Asked rector zhenya. 75 rub. When you finish. Evstegneev laughed. Now i get 175 clean, ill stay at the factory. But the rector did not back down and invited evstegneev to the theater to watch the play in which he played. I myself was not mistaken, zhenya was shocked by the theater and came to the entrance exams. The teacher told Alexander Pankratov black how evstegneev passed the exam in speech technique. He read storms are blowing, the sky is covered, whirlwinds of snow are spinning, and then what he calls the beast, then will pay like a child. I say, well, how did he explain it, why did he spit . He said he was drilling. Hates him, so he tried to convey to me, to the teacher, his personal attitude towards the storm when i was a student, and it seems like it was yesterday, but alas, then the teacher gave evstegneev a c, and today the Nizhny NovgorodTheater School bears his name, and the local drama School Theater there is a monument to the actor, this board, this board, this. You know how it appeared, a man came to me and said tatyana vasilievna, well, why not, a board that didnt stick to the law, a great russian actor, that he didnt graduate from college, i say, he needs money for this board, ill give my own. After evstegneev starred in the film welcome or no entry to outsiders, he began to be actively invited to comedies old robbers, beware of the car, otherwise i will take you out of the field, from the rehearsal. Zigzag of luck, the golden calf, the incredible adventures of the italians in russia. Viewers still love all these films time and are ready to review it constantly. By the way, in the film about the adventures of italians in russia, evstegneevs leg was really broken. twentyfive years old, but already balding at the theater. They immediately saw in the graduate an excellent comedian. Over three seasons, he played 23 roles. And in the programs, starting with fifty one, here they are literally everyone, in every performance he is involved. The audience began to laugh as soon as evstegneev appeared on stage. The slightest gesture enhanced the effect. The same thing happened later at the sovremennik theater, when muscovites attacked his box office to get to the play the naked king. golden, so important too, give it back, im dissatisfied with you, we already felt the audience were just watching him, when he said something, the hall exploded with laughter and applause, thats what i remember, the naked king, im your majesty stood here all the time, saw you stand up, roughly speaking, heard you, frankly speaking, laugh and so on, let me tell you the truth, your majesty, well, let me tell you, frankly , rudely, like old people. You are a great man the sovereign, dressed in a suit, he was without a suit, of course the king, well said, a contemporary, evgeny evstegneev came to work at the theater immediately after finishing his studies at the mkhat studio school, he also got there by accident, the rector veniamin rodomyslensky saw him on the stage of the vladimir theater, immediately i realized that such an actor should not be missed, he invited him. Study in moscow without any entrance exams straight into the third year. So, the twentyeightyearold provincial actor appeared before his fellow students, including one from the capital. Relationships, that is, a person very quickly establishes these relationships, but quickly and unexpectedly can break up with them. Evgeny evstegneev had three marriages, the first with galina volchik. They played contemporaries together, or rather, they lived in this theater, and this theater. There was an atmosphere of universal love and joy and their relationship was permeated with this atmosphere. And there is a wonderful story, this is. They are still young, denis is still like this, it means that instead of a stroller they sleep in a suitcase, there is no money, she says, and zhenya dreamed of a doublebreasted suit, then i got the first money from filming, it seems to me, in donquixote, and my simple happiness was that i decided that i would spend every penny just. On him, zhenya puts it on, she says, i i, i say, how i held back my tears, i dont know, because he says it s like putting a saddle on a cow, and i understand that if i start now, hell be upset, thats it, i ran into the kitchen, which means theyre washing something there, something theyre making noise, theyre doing something, in general, thats it, everyones gathered. What about 1520 minutes passed and i went out into the room and walked around the room lord his talent lay in the fact that when he put it all on, he looked as if he was born wearing it. But unfortunately, or as it was destined, this marriage broke up after 9 years due to evstegneevs betrayal, with the actress of their theater liliya zhurkina. Evstegneev was with women. A special relationship, it would seem, unprepossessing, bald, bignosed, but the actor had a magical effect on women, you couldnt even help but fall in love with him, because somehow this warmth came from him, and this humanity was so natural, probably galina volchik could have forgive her husbands hobby, but youthful maximalism was still seething in her and she kicked out evstegneev, there were accusations, then after 25 years, he suddenly began to reprimand me that i had ruined his life, that i had ruined my own life, supposedly ruined his psychology, he thought so, oh well, then well talk, masha was already working in the theater, somehow they scheduled another night rehearsal, i think ill sleep between scenes, i packed my suitcase, put a blanket and pillow in it. And that means im getting ready, he says where are you going, i say like to a rehearsal night, between scenes ill sleep, no, you re going to a man, youre going to a man, i say, dad, tell me, please, if i was going to a man, i would take a pillow and a blanket with me, in the actors second marriage everything was smooth, lilya was terribly jealous of her husbands success in the profession, she was. That she would quietly ride the bicycle for a long time , thats right, i work in a circus, in which room, tell me, i clean the cages as a janitor. The youngest city of the golden ring, ivanova, ivanova, its true, the city of kivets, my beloved, my life, my beloved, i am yours, i know further, im singing something there, the premiere, i love my country, today on the first, this program saw a video, my name is nikolai. This is the first time i have seen such contact between a person and a whale, is it scary with whales . Not really, he blew bubbles, he started bubbles, and i popped them, i dont know about you, but i just love cleaning, we bought him a ball for his birthday, it took a long time to choose and he destroyed it in 5 minutes, we didnt even have time to go out street, always new year, always housewarming, if the owner is with him, saw the video, watch with us, from the first day at the theater everyone adored evstegneev both as an actor and as a person, everyone already perceived him as a metro, he was 45 years old, he had dozens of film roles on stage. In the theater there was even a socalled measure of expressiveness, one euro per second, but he shone, this talent is so, that is, what we call vitamin t, talent, of course, this is. The lord rewarded him with to the fullest, vitamin t is good, but as for the performance, of course, the old new year, it was of course, an amazing performance, i, for example, watched it 53 times, i thought to myself, what kind of life has come, they walk until the morning, first. I dont really need anything for you, except for what you have, in the old new year it is Ivan Adamovich who tells people what they are afraid to admit to themselves, and this is adamoch, he is always with the people, our man, bashki, we already know , our respect, excuse me, dear comrades, since there is a communication of vessels, and the ancient sage ukluziaz said, says and intrigued a little, there were intrigues, for 28 years of work in cinema, evstegneev played in 114 films, even his relatives cannot immediately choose a favorite, although no, they still can, but now i cant name it right away, probably, well, like a dogs heart, for sure, well, this my favorite film in general, well , the doctor on. About everything we have 9. 5 minutes, with god, a knife, its difficult to even compare professor preobrazhensky with evstegneevs first leading role. Director of the camp, comrade dynin, but the point here is not at all that istigneev worked so hard on himself, improved himself so much that he grew to this role, no, and this is the most amazing thing, its just that evstegneev could play any character, transforming 100 , scissors, but i dont understand how he played a dogs heart, kill me, i dont understand, yes. In the same unattainable note of transformation, a reflex of fear, what can you do, where we stopped, yes, here is your book, you said you believe me, why . Dont know. For all our greatness, we say this without any pathos, evstegneev did not have stellar ambitions. Dad, you need to get your claws out already, you can start making noise. Stayed too long. He was very easy to communicate and never divided people into stars and nonstars. So after filming the film , we. Ill cut my hair today, ill cut my hair, he says, whats your name, i say shura, pangratov, he says shura, do you know why vitali santovich kicked you out . I say, well, for long hair, he says no, just in secret, he says, your director hates contrast, i say, what kind of contrast, he says well, look at me, im bald, like a billiard ball, and youre in the front row with your hair, and he he doesnt like contrast, so he removed you. Thats how he joked. Evstegneev always showed young actors aerobatics in everything related to work, profession and not only on the set. Once with the same Alexander Pankratov cherny and pyotr cherbakov, evstegneev arrived to the city of dzerzhinsk, to present the film winter evening in gagra. Only 11 people came to the hall with a thousand seats. I say, well, you see, we need to cancel. And suddenly evgeniy sanovich says open the curtain, i say, evgenia sandovich, we are working, and the three of us, here is peter ivanov sherbakov, me and segneyev talked for 3 hours about how the film was made, then we were driving in the car, silent, because i had some kind of sediment, thats it, segneyev is cheerful, happy, they push me, he says, why am i sad, why am i sad, yes, if there were two spectators in the hall, i would work, remember, he says, sasha, one spectator will come, this is your spectator, he came to see you, look at you, talk to you, and our profession as artists is to go to people, im generally lucky in life, im always surrounded, for some reason good people, maybe because i dont look for bad ones, this is of great importance to me for art, especially. This is almost the main thing, its important to see these people, make out, guess, but there are a lot of good. People , calm down, comrade, were coming to you, professor, this is the matter, cut off, cut off, you can say what comes to their mind , anything, anything, you are painfully oppressing me, dad, what kind of dad i am to you, my god, im only now beginning to understand what can come out of our ball, and now we understand what kind of shining nonsense this is, what, i like people, well, i was married, i dont care, azina, an innocent girl, modern, we dont want candy, we dont want to eat, we want to go under the circus big top, ill assist you, come on darling, let me help, not oh my god , well, what is it, but it seems to me that the cocktail is the best, you have to laugh a lot, we push with our back leg, we push with our back leg, are you interested in anything else besides fencing, of course, what is chess, when the cubes are taken from your hands, what you are doing . Im sitting and what are your fingers doing at this moment . I dont know how old you are, you just collected it . Yes, the best, new season, tomorrow on the first. Oh, theyre coming, theyre coming, guys, be careful, dont drop them, in 1977. One take, a second, they filmed several takes because he was laughing all the time, and then they realized, yes, then they finally got one take, he didnt laugh, but it was included in the editing, the take where he i laughed, but i have a calling, i am a speech therapist, i treat children, although i didnt get married, i dont have my own deities, and sfifane, in the life of Evgeniy Alexandrovich himself there were different family circumstances, and as it turned out, they were all laid down in his cosmogram. The most striking relationships for him personally were, of course, in his later years, as a rule, people with uranus. This is the same thing, and then somehow everything gradually, gradually, but this, by the way, is her merit, she managed to build a relationship in such a way that we really became friends, this is a very amazing fact, she is such a person, thank god that today we are close people , i can say that i generally have few close people, and she is one of those people who i consider my family, who i trust with my most. Innermost thoughts, she knows about me all. Irina and Evgeniy Aleksandrovich met when he was 57 years old and she was 20. Well, wait, do you think that 507 years is an age for a man, at this age he is a man in his prime. My own, i think, strengths, creative, outwardly handsome, i was never attracted to young people, the rabbit turned out to be old and for. And unsuitable, i apologize wildly, but he was gone, i thought that he was the last one after all mine, i dont know how long they were there together, but he was happy, thats what i saw, thats what i saw, i just i guarantee that irina tsivina returned to evgeny evstegneev the feeling of youth and absolute happiness, and what extended his life, as all the relatives of the actors are sure of. Especially in the last few years, which are raw, so he was, he has changed a lot, he has changed a lot in such, in my opinion, well, in such a way, how to say, in a good way, he has become more attentive, humane, well, towards me , thats for sure, it seems to me that this calmness that ira gave and this feeling of really family. It appeared to him, uhhuh, in recent years, uhhuh, irina tsivina and evgeny evstegneev lived together for 9 years, you know, because these relationships, they didnt have time to deteriorate, they didnt have time to turn into some kind of ordinary, everyday relationship, they ended at. Peaks of love, so they remained in my memory as an ideal relationship, which is why my personal life after it doesnt work out. Evstegneevs children and wives consider it absolutely normal that they all communicate and are friends. Sonya calls irina aunt ira. Masha and sonya work for Galina Volchek in contemporary. Denis invites irina to appear in his films. And sonya. Irina and masha are closest friends. Everyone is united by evstegneev sr. It seems to me that this is normal. Well, masha is zhenyas daughter, denis is the son. Well, its natural that shes kind of like my own too. Sonya is absolutely a lovely girl, charming. Like, when they ask me. Well, evgeny sanovich, he was your first husband, you understand, for me hes like, well, a relative, so what . Lets go, have you drunk, runaway, teach me how to tap dance, so, here i am in the fourth pavilion, yes, the fourth pavilion, the legendary pavilion, here. Here we filmed the finale of a winter evening in gagra, there was dancing, here our wonderful cardiballet danced, here there was a bench, not a bench, but a chair combined in one row, Pyotr Ivanovich sherbakov, what unscrupulous people there are, from stegneev. The sphinx stood here, i came in, threw off my cloak , tried to repeat the lesson given to me by my teacher, evgeniy aleksanovich evsegneev, and i tried. Then went to drink. Then the camera goes away and he teaches, increases speed, cleanses, that is, such a point was invented by karen, i think its brilliant that this man will run, run, run according to his destiny, along his lifes path, no one knows how it will end, maybe the fate of his teacher alexei andreevich beglov will repeat, wonderfully performed evgeny sanovich evstegneev, main character alexey beglov. With his fate, with his subtle mental organization, its like evstegneev himself. The ending of the film turned out to be simply prophetic. Beglov dies of a heart attack, evstegneev also died. Yes she it turned out to be such a mystical picture in the end. Yes, there is such a text there, im alive, im alive, yes, im alive, you know . I understand, i understand. Yes. In fact, sometimes it seems to me that he is alive. Its an amazing thing, and you lie there and see your own heart beating. Hmm, how far has Technology Come . This device, an echocardiograph, allows you to see any pathology in the tissues of the heart that cannot be detected in the usual way. Yes, its a pity, of course, that they dont yet have such a device in which one could look into a persons soul. At evgeniy evstegneevs i had a weak heart, and life did nothing but test its strength. Divorce, death of second wife, death of mother. All this resulted in heart attack after heart attack; his scandalous departure from the moscow art theater left a scar on the actors heart. This happened after another heart attack. It was difficult for evstegnev to play large roles and memorize large texts. He asked oleg efremov, not only the artistic director of the theater, but also his friend. They just had 345 heart attacks there, they were precisely because he experienced it all inside, and did not splash it out out, you know, because when you spill out, you, well, you seem to be freed from something, so he was holding it, but in the end his heart could not stand it, after leaving the moscow art theater, evstegneev played in films , participated in enterprises, in recent years he had been unwell, but always played on the same one. Now, with a good lifestyle, which happened at that time in march 1992, that is, at this time it is not recommended to carry out operations or, at least, postpone them until a more favorable period, at least for month. On march 1, 1992, evstiknius appeared on stage for the last time. And on march 2, together with his wife irina, he flew to england, in london he was supposed to have heart surgery, but his rich imagination, his genius played a cruel joke on him. On the eve of the operation , the doctor told the actor in detail how it would go. Evgeniy aleksandrovich suddenly imagined his death so vividly that he did not live to see the operation. My heart just stopped. Evstegneev was 66 years old. Collided with the man himself, his talent, an amazing thing happened it was as if fate his genius, the genius of reincarnation, and retreated, he decided everything himself. Evgeny evstegneev managed to do a lot, planted a tree, built a house, and most importantly, left children in whom his talent sprouted. With him alive nearby, you know, i still lived a very good life. A scoundrel in a dirty cap, the cook of the canteen serving normal food for employees of the Central Council of the National Economy scalded me, god, what a reptile, and they also flew by, god, how painful. How did i bother him . Am i really going to eat the council of the National Economy if its in the trash . Ill rummage, greedy creature, mountain with a copper muzzle, god, im so hungry. Hit by a machine gun, the white guard is completely defeated, no one will defeat the red army, the white guard is completely defeated, but no one will defeat the red army. Janitors are the most vile scum of all proletarians, human cleaning is the lowest category. The pobar comes across different things, for example, the late vlaz prechistenka, how many lives he saved, sometimes he would wave a bone, there was a lot of meat on it. Ball, the poor thing is frozen. Typist, gets 4 and a half in the ninth category chervanets. They left without her, fed her rotten canteen meat, she doesnt have enough for cinema, cinema is the only consolation in life for women. They hit you from behind. They hit me in the ribs with a brick, my whole body was broken, the battle, people abused it, enough, a ball, she called me, what the hell am i a ball, a ball it means round, wellfed, stupid, the son of noble parents eats oatmeal. And the tribute to my career is visible to me quite clearly, tomorrow i will get pneumonia, and having received it, i wont die of hunger, ill crawl on my stomach, weaken, and any specialist will hit me with a stick. Yes, this rotten corned beef jerk wont, what could he buy in a crap store . Sausage . Mister, give it to me. Why do you need a rotten horse . You wont get anywhere other than such poison as in musselprom, you can lick your hands, theres nothing left, without a collar, thats great, i need you, come with me. Babukhov, do me a favor, we know this lane very well, i wish you good health, Philip Philipovich, hello fyodor, there were no letters, no way, why are you sitting there, dont go be afraid, uh, dont. No, theres a doorman here, more dangerous than a janitor, im ready, well, go, go, please, Philip Philipovich, the comrades moved into the third apartment, well, thats right, as many as four pieces. My god, i can imagine what is going on there in this apartment, so what are they doing, nothing, but fyodorich, they went for screens and bricks, they will put up partitions, philip filipich, what is happening, ahay, well, follow me. Where did you get such a thing, Philip Philipovich, why is it so lousy, what are you saying, what a lousy one, its not a scab, oh, its a jerk, its what the scoundrel scalded you, now im living in an examination room, and im getting cold feet. Testament of zhenya belausov. The battle for the legacy of the star of the nineties is entering the home stretch. All participants in the conflict are in our studio. You filed a lawsuit. Why does a person write a will at the age of 30 . Roman is sure that the entire inheritance was once unfairly given to sister christina. If i wanted to cheat, i would have come from the very beginning, formalized everything about myself. Why is the singers son sure that the stars widow is deceiving him, and the document could be a fake . I want to know the truth. You know, ill be honest, no. Did you get divorced in the target . It turned out that the court divorced us, you can imagine, it was such a blow for me after 26 years. Exclusive with dmitry. Premiere today on the first, when you were entering into an inheritance, you told the notary that there are still potential heirs, you see, i was in such a state, the person i loved died, probably the only love of my life, back in the snow is white in the fields, and in the spring the waters are noisy, they run and wake up the sleepy shore, they run and sparkle and. They shout, they shout to all ends, spring is coming, spring is coming, we are young spring, messengers, she sent us forward, what, where, when, spring series of games, tomorrow, after the program time. From seville to grinana, in the quiet twilight of the night, why did you bite the tramp doctor, and why did you break the glass . Well, okay, he came to his senses or he was an idiot, so it was i who bit him, my job, well, they will fight, how did you, Philip Philipovich, manage to lure such a nervous dog, with affection, affection, the only way that is possible in dealing with a living creature, terror nothing can be done this is what i have asserted, am asserting, and will continue to assert. They think that terror will help them, no, no, it wont help, no matter what it is, white, red or even brown, zina, i bought this steamtailed krakow sausage, take the trouble to feed him when he stops vomiting, krakow, krakow i id rather eat it myself, just try it, i ll eat it for you, this is grass for the human stomach, an adult girl. Like a child, you put all sorts of nasty things in your mouth, i warn you, neither i nor dr. Barmental will mess with you when youll feel sick to your stomach, well, youve come to your senses, lets go see the sick, keep quiet. Hello, professor, you cannot be recognized, you are a magician and sorcerer, professor, like a dream, we are alone, professor, its indescribable, password, 25 years old, nothing like that, believe it or not, naked girls every night. With thai, take off your pants, oh, professor, if you discovered a way to rejuvenate your hair, not right away, my dear, not right away, you, however, look, dont abuse, i dont abuse, im a dear professor, only in the form of experience, well, what are the results, 25 years, i swear to god, nothing like this, the last time was in 1899 in paris on the rudelep, well, lovely, everything is in perfect order, i admit, i didnt expect such a result, a lot of blood, a lot of songs for the diligent, im the one who is the most charming of all. One two three. You dont have to show up for 2 weeks, thank you, the years are shown incorrectly, probably 5455, the heart sounds are muffled, please, hello, professor. How old are you, ladies and gentlemen . Professor, if you knew, professor, i swear, what a drama i have, years, im telling you how many, honestly, well, 45, sir, theyre waiting for me, please dont detain me, youre not alone, im like you alone, like the lights of science, how old are you, here, rani, this is just terrible, 51, take off your pants, please. This is such a drama, professor, its so terrible, i just dont know what to do, help, professor, obscene apartment, but whats good, why the hell does he need me, will he really leave me to liquefy, what an eccentric, but he only has an eye to blink, he would call himself such a dog that he would gasp, but. Maybe im beautiful, you can see my happiness, well explain the advice. Get dressed, i swear, professor, this maurice, this is my only passion, he is a card sharper, all of moscow knows him, he cannot miss a single vile madiska. He is so devilishly young, i ll insert a monkeys ovaries here earlier, like really a monkey professor . Yes, when is the operation . From sibyl to grenada, in the quiet twilight of the nights, monday, go to the clinic in the morning, my assistant will get you ready, no, i dont want to go to the clinic, but cant you, professor, cant i, after all, i only perform operations in extreme cases . , it costs too much, 50 cherevonians, i agree, we agreed, until dates, professor, are there strangers in the house, no, eh . Professor, you come to me, calmly, comrade, we come to you, professor, this is the matter, you, gentlemen, are in vain, Walking Around without kalush, firstly, you will be idle, and secondly, you will follow me on the carpets . I am shvander, she is vyazimskaya, comrade pestrukhin and comrade zharovkin. Tell me, it was you who were moved into the apartment of feder pavlovich sablin, us. Yes. God, the house is gone. What will happen to steam heating . Are you kidding me, professor . Which one is it . Yes. Well, what business did you come to me for . Speak quickly. Im talking about lunch. We are coming to you professor, this is the matter, we came to you to the management of our building after a general meeting of the residents of our building, at which the issue of densifying the apartments of the building was raised. Who stood on whom . Try to express your thoughts more clearly. The question was about compaction. Do you know that the decrees of the twelfth. 424 i am exempt from any kind of compaction, it is known, but i considered the general meeting of the residents of our house. The residents of our building asks you to voluntarily, as a matter of labor discipline, give up the canteen; no one in moscow has canteens, evendora duncan, as well as the examination room, by the way, the examination room can connect to the office, quite right, comrade, and where should i eat, the bedroom . Its very possible that Isidora Duncan is doing just that, maybe she s having lunch in her office, cutting rabbits in the bathroom, maybe, but im not a sidor, ill have lunch in the dining room, operate in the operating room, pass this on to the general meeting, and leave it to me the opportunity to eat food where all normal people eat it, and not in the hallway or in the nursery. Then, professor, in view of your stubborn opposition, we will file a complaint with a higher authority, just a minute, i ask you to wait, petra alexandrovich, please, professor perebrazhensky, peter alexandrovich, im very glad to have found you, thank you. Excuse me, professor, in such conditions i not only cannot, but have no right to work, so i am stopping my activities. Im closing my apartment and moving to sochi. I can give the keys to shvonder, let him operate. But only one condition whatever, whatever, whenever, but that it be like this a piece of paper, in the presence of which neither shvonder nor anyone else could even come to the door of my apartment, the final piece of paper, factual. Armor, so that my name is not even mentioned, i died for them, pass the phone to shvonder, be so kind, now they will talk to you, yes, im listening, chairman of the House Committee shvonder. Well, we acted according to the rules, well, the professor already has an exceptional position, we know about his work, they wanted to leave as many as five rooms, this is some kind of shame, if there was a discussion now, i would prove it to peter alexandrovich, im sorry, you want to open a discussion for 7 minutes, i understand your irony, professor, well leave now, but i, as the head of the Cult Department of our house, the head, the head, suggest you take several magazines in favor of the children of germany. For fifty kopecks apiece, no, i wont take it, why are you refusing, i dont want to, you dont sympathize with the children of germany, i sympathize, but its a pity for fifty kopecks, no, so why, i dont want to, you know , professor, if you werent a european luminary and they wouldnt stand up for you in the most outrageous way, you should arrest for what . And you dont love the proletariat . Yes, i dont like the proletariat. zina, give me lunch, my dear, please , gentlemen, i am the grandson of a manufacturer, and i can do everything, but all i have to do is come to any team, perform there, everyone else falls down, through the night and the wind, i am destined to go, vodka veda, product stellor group, name was semyon nikolaevich, heres the thing, alexey, alexey, this is the first time youve called me by name, this is not good, do you have a partner . No, i m working alone, see you in the evening, i cant, i have a night again today, sorry, are you serious, ruby . dont sleep, what is this . Now youll find out, undercover taxi, premiere, from monday on the first, doctor barbindal, leave the caviar alone, i beg you, and listen to my good advice. This is incomparable, note ivan anich, cold only landowners who have not been cut down by the bolsheviks eat soup appetizers, a little selfrespecting person operates with hot appetizers, and of the lastminute moscow appetizers, this is the first, when you prepared them superbly in the slavic bazaar, you feed the dog in the dining room, then its out of here you cant lure him out with a beating, nothing, the poor guy is hungry, food ivan arnolevich is a tricky thing, you have to know how to eat, but imagine, most people dont know how to eat at all, you need to not only know what to eat, but when, how. And what to eat. Talk, and if you care about your digestion, my good advice, dont talk about bolshevism or medicine at dinner, and god forbid, dont read soviet newspapers, but there are no others, so dont read any, i made 30 observations in my clinic, and what do you think, those of my patients whom i. Forced to read the truth, lost weight, not only that, low knee reflexes, bad appetite, depressed state of mind, yes, the harsh years are passing, fighting for the freedom of the country. Others come after them, they will be that. Cool businessman, why did they remove the carpet from the main staircase, that karl marx forbids having carpets on the stairs, somewhere in karl marxs office, it is said that the second entrance of the house needs to be boarded up while cleaning, and Walking Around through the back entrance, who needs that . Why cant the proletarian take it off . His dirty galoshes downstairs, and stains the marble . Yes, he has this philip, philip, that there are no ears at all . Nothing like it, he now has a galosh, these are my galoshes, these are exactly the same galoshes that disappeared in the spring of 1977, one wonders who did it, i cant be a bourgeois sablin, a Sugar Factory runner, but in no case did they do just that these same. Do not exist at all, doctor, what do you mean by this word, and this is what, when instead of operating, every evening, i start singing in chorus in the apartment, i will be devastated if, entering the restroom, i start, excuse the expression, urinating past the toilet, and zina and daria petrovna will do the same, devastation will begin in my restroom. Therefore, the devastation is not in the closets, in the heads, which means that when these baritones shout down with the devastation, i laugh, by god, its funny to me, this means that each of them should hit himself in the back of the head, thats when he drinks all these out of himself, you understand , hallucinations and will start cleaning the sheds directly , the devastation will disappear by itself for two. You cant serve the gods, dear doctor, its impossible, at the same time , to sweep tram tracks and arrange the fate of some foreign ragamuffins, you say counterrevolutionary things, but nothing dangerous, no counterrevolution, by the way, heres another word that i absolutely cant stand, its absolutely unknown whats underneath it hiding. The devil knows what, so i say, there is no counterrevolution in my words, they contain common sense and life experience, merci, you dont need me tonight, Philip Philipovich, no, thank you, we wont do anything today, first, rabbit died, and secondly, in the big arida, and i havent heard for a long time, remember the duet, manages to work everywhere, doctor, let them sing in the big one, i will be the one who is in no hurry, i operate very well for the division, and there will be no devastation, but soon god will heal for you, yes, ivan anarolyevich, watch more closely, as soon as death is suitable, clear from the table, nutritious liquid, and to me, dont worry, filip filipich, he promises me potolonatomy. Yeah, professor, this will be an experiment unprecedented in the world, i have no doubt, but for now we will observe a street neurotic. Well need you soon. I am a handsome man, perhaps an unknown canine prince, incognito, it is very possible that my grandmother sinned with a diver. Thats why i see a white spot on my face, where does it come from . Well, the shameless one is already a log now, so as not to peep, i deliberately did not remove filip filipich so that you can admire it, you poke his muzzle into the owl so that he knows how to spoil things, why did you tear the pig owl apart, and she was in your way, in the way . I ask you, why did you smash professor mechnikov . It is needed at least once with a whip, otherwise he will be completely spoiled, look what he did to your ears, Philip Philipovich, you should never whip anyone, remember this once and for all, you can influence a person on an animal only by suggestion, they gave him meat, lord, yes, he ate the whole house, im surprised he wont burst, well, let him eat to his health, dr. Barmental didnt call, there was no murder, no . Send the little owl today, besides, heres 8 rubles for you. And 16 kopecks. To the tram. Go to muir and buy a good collar, but what do you want professor the swordsmen were interrupted by a bully, oh, good dog, where did you run, come here quickly, well, where did you run, come here, come quickly, go, mistaken, its like a briefcase, i pulled out the most important dog ticket, with a knife in the heart , great. Come now, now, zina, call dari petrovna, dont accept anyone, change clothes, i need you, murdered klim grigorievich chugunkin, 25 years old, single, nonparty member. Sympathizer, tried three times and acquitted the first time due to lack of evidence, the second time saved by origin, in third time, conditional hard labor for 15 years, theft, profession, playing the balalaika in taverns, enlarged liver, alcohol, cause of death, stab in the heart, beer stop sign. Come with me, lets go, ball. Lets go, here, lets go, well, where are you going, well, ball, ball, well, lets go, dont be afraid, take off the collar, just dont worry him, doctor, rather the air can i leave, Philip Philipovich . Can . Well, doctor, we have 9 minutes to do everything about everything. By god, knife scissors come on sew doctor instantly skin, you have no equal in europe and. Professor, stop it turn it over, quickly, crepan. The pulse drops sharply, stabbing, uh, heart. Why are you asking, he would have died five times over, he lives, but barely, stop talking, he lives, he doesnt live, the hippophysis, come on. 10 minutes, the invisible pulse died, of course. Dina, fresh linen, take a bath, and the devil vazim, look, hes alive, but hell still die, its a pity for the dog, he was a good one, affectionate, although cunning, which means, timofeeva, you want to star your twins, but i should give them names. Well, i suggest these names barricade, bebelina, pistilina, no, no, no, no, no, no, its better to just call them clara and rosa, in honor of clara zetkin and rosa luxemburg, comrades. Victory is all around, hide the harsh tears, for your sake krusam. Meet our colleague, professor at the department of skin diseases vasily vasilievich bunddarev and director of the moscow veterinary Demonstration InstituteNikolai Nikolaevich persikov. Hello, start, doctor, im just at a loss, by god im going crazy. Get started, get started. The first one was produced on december 23. The testes and hippophysis were removed under chloroform anesthesia. The dogs were replaced with glands and a hippophysis taken from a deceased man. Indications for surgery conducting an experiment to clarify the question of the survival of the pituitary gland and its effect on rejuvenation, operated by professor preobrazhensky, assisted by dr. Barmental. Interesting, so what . Yes. And what are the results . The results are amazing. Hair loss was detected on the forehead and sides of the body. Barking, instead of the word gaugau, resembles a groan and is vaguely similar to the sounds a and s, but the main thing is the stretching of the limbs and the replacement of claws with nails. Ask, doctor. Please, gentlemen, its strange, the symptoms appeared on the fourth day after the operation, the nails are growing right before our eyes. Ive been seeing this for 2 days now. Congratulations, colleague, the hero of wells is just nonsense compared to you. And i thought that all this would say. What are you talking about wales, about small things, colleague, you have done something unheard of, a revolution in medicine. Triumph. I am very happy. However, colleagues, what diagnosis will we make . Is the case not described in the literature . I find it difficult, no one has ever seen this before. Im watching, give him hearts, the change in taste happened yesterday, here in black and white from january 7, rumors about martians in obukhovo lane were spread by cracker traders. When i publish this work, i will note that i couldnt have done it without you, oh, it doesnt matter, however, thank you, get him going, professor, he s back on his feet, but how is he gaining weight . 25 kg, he will live twice as long as before, turn on the honograph, oh this is phenomenal, maybe he wants to eat, please bring graffiti in sao paulo everywhere, its true that you can choose any place in the city and draw what you want if you start drawing at some police station, then of course you will get an arrest, they wont put you in jail, but they will give you quite a fine. What kind of men are here in brazil, very attentive and caring, it is clear that sometimes someones husband can go to the left, we have hot blood, but we have our own woman. She is always alone, i see that you mostly have women working here, we just want the womens Coffee Business to develop along with the mens equally, brazil, coffee is just bliss, the lives of others, the premiere, tomorrow is the first, we are together again with those who love all good music soul, lilac fog. Singing in russian is another task, you know, the gears dont always match, you were still a boss, there is no hearing, no intelligence, everything goes in circles, everything is so organic, a feeling, that everything will end well someday, and thats so great. I remember one thing a mandryan, what a mandryan, think of a mandryan, there is no mandryan there, on the left side there are two bronets, one is mr. Adrian, the other is marian, and he is adrian. Sorry, im a correspondent for the evening newspaper, sorry, thank you, sorry i ask excuses, but there will be no reception today, the professor will inform everyone about the reception time, sorry, but today is absolutely impossible, excuse me, please, primus, recognition of america, moscow seamstress, primus, beer hall, a couple more, beer hall, a couple more, kicking, a couple more. Beer, a couple more, moscow seamstress, moscow seamstress, beer hall, a couple more, bourgeois, bourgeois, dont push me, get off the bandwagon, i ll show you your mother, stop it, primus, recognition of america, moscow seamstress, moscow seamstress, moscow seamstress, primus, beer hall , i have to admit my mistake, a couple more, recently, a child was born in obukhovsky lane who plays the violin. Only with the help of modern medicine was he able to see the light. In our photo, professor ff preobrazhensky performed a caesarean section on the mother. Caesarean. Well, caesarean. So this is dr. Barmenthal. Come on. I tell you the truth, on may 4, 1925, the earth will fly into the celestial axis, i say this for sure, exactly, hold it, hold it. If you allow yourself to curse me or the doctor again, you will get screwed. He understands, philip filipovich, he understands, every day in him consciousness awakens, professor, the ball will develop into an extremely high mental personality. You think . Whats the matter with you, philip filipovich, weve made such a mess with this pituitary gland that you should run straight out of the apartment, i beg you, dear ivan anich, come to me for a while, otherwise i wont be able to cope with him. Lets go, comrade. The amazing experiment of professor preobrazhensky revealed one of the secrets of the human brain. The mysterious function of the pituitary gland has now been clarified. It defines the human form. A new area is opening up for science. Fausts retort is created. Monculus, the surgeons scalpel brought to life a new human unit, preobrazhensky was chosen, a perfect man in body structure, weight three puda, small height, eats human food, started smoking, plays musical instruments, please. Philip filipovich, maybe thats enough . Eh, speak moscow, speak russia eh, apple, you are in a hurry professor, what a misfortune, check your pulse, check your pulse for alcohol, open the windows, open the windows, hes still dancing, dancing. There is no doubt that it is his a son born illegitimately, as they put it, in a rotten bourgeois society. This is how our pseudoscientific bourgeoisie amuses itself. Everyone knows how to occupy seven rooms until the shining sword of justice flashes over him with a red ray, shvonder. Damn you know, the moon is shining, its shining, its clear, its shining, damn, this melody has stuck. Zina, tell him that its already 5 oclock, so that he stops, call him here, please. I think ive already asked twice not to sleep on tents in the kitchen, especially during the day, the air in the kitchen is more pleasant, what kind of disgusting is this, i say about gala. Why is this a chic tie, daria petrovna gave you something disgusting, daria petrovna gave you something disgusting, like these shoes, what is this shining nonsense, why am i better than people, go to kuznetsky, everyone is in varnish, sleeping on tents is canceled, of course, there are women there. Well, women, just think, are no baars, ordinary servants of aforsu, like commissars, this is all zinka, im making promises, dont you dare call a zina zinka, understandable, understandable, i m asking, understandable, that means, dont throw cigarette butts, dont give a damn, s handle with a pessoir carefully. Then dont smoke, dont go there, its as clean as on a tram, why dont you let me live, about dad, youre in vain, did i ask you to perform an operation on me, its a good job, they seized the animal, slashed its head with a knife, and now theyre abhorring it, and i maybe he didnt give his permission for the operation, and neither did my relatives . Yaisk, i may have the right to present it, if you please, you are dissatisfied that you have been turned into a person, maybe you prefer to run through garbage dumps again, freeze in the gateways, why are you reproaching everything, garbage dump, garbage dump, i can have my piece of bread got it, but if i died under your knife, what would you say about it, comrade . And of course, of course, what kind of comrades we are to you, where, we understand, we didnt study at universities, we didnt live in apartments with 15 rooms with baths, but now its time to leave it, nowadays everyone has their right , catch fleas with your fingers, with your fingers, i dont understand. Where do you get them from . So, am i separating them, or what . Apparently the fleas love me, but theres no time to cry, cry, when. We will quickly change, the time has come, the time has come for labor. For all questions one on one in response and there is no other document Philip Philipovich i need a document damn it. Or maybe its somehow, im sorry, you know, a person without documents is strictly forbidden to exist, firstly, House Committee, well, what does House Committee have to do with it, how does it have to do with it, they greet you, ask, when will you say, dear, will you register, im imagining , what did you say to them, because i forbade you to Wander Around the stairs, your words are quite offensive. Your words are very offensive, that i am a convict, how is it possible to Wander Around like that, well, what is he saying, this one of yours charming . You are in vain scolding him, he defends the interests, whose interests, let me ask, it is known whose, the labor element, are you hard workers, but it is already known that you are not netman, well, what does he need in protecting your revolutionary interests, it is known that register me, and not. They say, where has it been seen that a person lives unregistered in moscow, this time, and most importantly, an registration card, i dont want to be a desserter, again, a union, a stock exchange, but let me find out how i got you ill write it down, you dont have a first or last name, its unfair. Name i i can quite calmly choose for myself, ishabash printed it in the newspaper, and whatever you want to be called, polygraph, polygraph, okay, dont play the fool, i m talking to you seriously, i dont understand something, i cant give a damn about my mother, i cant give a damn, but i only hear from you, fool, fool, apparently only professors are allowed to swear. Vresefeser, and excuse me, your name seemed strange to me, where did you find this, the House Committee advised, they looked in the calendar, which ones they told you, i chose, zina, the matra calendar, please, in no way there cant be anything like this on the calendar, its quite surprising when you have a lookout hanging, please, well, where, yes , march 4th. Its celebrated, yes, indeed, in the oven, right now, well, let me find out the last name, last name, i agree to accept the investigation, specifically the balls, right . Will grow, remember this forever, class battles between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie will inevitably intensify, breaking up, what will it take for a long time to drive, a bicycle, a bicycle, right, i work in a circus, in which room . One of the largest diaspora in the south russia, and probably throughout all of russia in principle, in yasnituk, where the greek diaspora came from, the first greeks appeared here back in 700, trade routes passed here, i think when we prepare to make a fusion of cultures, i will have a caucasiangreek pita , i will have leningrad crumpets with a greek sauce based on liver, cod, olives, everything will be tahinis on top, now tamtararam, tamtararam, tamtararam. Bon appetit. Premiere. Chefs on wheels. Tomorrow, on the first day. So what should i write there . Well, thats it not complicated. Write your id, citizen, professor. So, so small. The bearer of everything. Indeed, sharikov poligraf poligrafovich. Supposedly originated in your apartment, damn it, you cant imagine anything more stupid, it didnt originate at all, but simply, well, in a word, its. Signature of professor preobrazhenskaya, quite strange, professor, how do you call these documents. Idiotic , i cannot allow an undocumented tenant to stay in the house, and not yet registered with the police, in case there is a war with imperialist predators, im not going to fight anywhere, you, citizen sharikov, are speaking in a highly unconscious manner, i need to register with the military, ill register, but fighting is a big deal, i was seriously wounded during an operation, i. See how they chopped me off, youre an anarchist and individualist , im supposed to have a white ticket, okay, it doesnt matter for now, the fact is that we ll send the professors paper to the police, well give you a document, tell me if you have a free room in your house, i agree to buy it, sorry, professor, no , please get out of here this very minute, why . You started drinking, why the hell cant i hear, turn off the water, turn off the water, turn off the water, you fool, i dont understand what he did, here he is, youre crazy, why dont you come out, i clicked. Well open the lock, youve never seen a lock, but the damned one wont open, theres a belly button there, theres a belly button there, push it down, down, press down, down, you cant see the dog, light the lamp, hell hang up, dog, damn cat i broke the lamp, and i started grabbing my legs, turned the tap off, and now i cant find it, lord, jesus, have mercy on us, its a sin. What do you need . Im sobskova ralnitsa, the dog came, saying to look. I ask you to. Shes soviet. Please, please. Daria petrovna, i asked you. Well, filip filipich, well, they walk and walk all day. Ill take dad, fyodor, fyodor, quickly, im going, im coming, fyodor, whats going on . Philip philipich, we need to open it, let it disperse, lets suck it out of the cucca, open it, where, in fact, it has faded, there is a lot of pressure, where it is, there, its afraid to come out, youll beat daddy, ugh, idiot why are you lying there chasing her all over the apartment . Put it in the bowl over there, what in the bowl, shell come out into the front door, oh, you fool, youre a fool, there wont be a reception today, weve had a misfortune, its a trumpet. No, no, today it wont work out, today it wont work, zina, zina, wipe it off from here, shell be leaking on the front door now, what about you . Okay, okay, no, today it wont work out, no, no, tomorrow is another day, ivan arovich, go to the bedroom, i ll give you shoes, nothing, philip filipich, what nonsense, oh my god, put on your body, but it doesnt matter my feet are already wet, oh my god, and. What a harmful animal . This is who you have mean . Let me ask you, cat, i mean, such a bastard i havent seen a more arrogant creature than you, when you finish chasing cats, a savage, what a savage, nothing savage, its impossible to tolerate him in an apartment, the mince was gobbling up the blow, i wanted to teach him, you yourself need to be taught, have you looked at least once on your face. I almost made my eyes go crazy, what a bitch, and im sorry, im really ashamed, but until the glass in the seventh apartment, citizen sharikov threw stones, one at the cat, one at the owner, their cook ball. It means he hugged him, he began to drive him away, well , they quarreled about how much i owe one and a half rubles, and also pay one and a half rubles for such a scoundrel, but he himself, dont dare, dont worry, philip filipich, are you in a tavern or something, stop these antics, here so, thats it, and it would have hit me in the ear too. No, no, no, no, if you please, put a napkin, well, by god, i wont let you eat until you put a napkin, zina, take the plate from the ball, how is it, take it, with a fork, please, thank you, doctor , otherwise. Im tired of making a remark, ill drink vodka, but you wont, you feel sorry for you, youre talking a bunch of nonsense, the most outrageous thing is that you say it with categorical confidence, of course i dont feel sorry for the vodka, especially since its not mine, but filip filipichs, but its harmful, this time, second, you behave indecently without vodka. And so you have to pour it, first offer it to filip filipich, then to me, and finally to yourself, everything is like on parade, a napkin here, a tie here, yes, excuse me, yes please, merci, but so that for real, no, torture yourself like under the tsarist regime, but how is it for real . Let me ask, i wish that everything is the same to you, experience, nothing can be done here, klim chugunkin, you believe, Philip Philipovich, believe nothing, and so everything is clear, ill drink some more vodka. Well, what are we going to do tonight . Lets go to church, best of all, if i were you i would go to the theater at least once. I wont go to the theater, and kani at the table takes away the appetite of others. Why dont you actually like the theater . Theyre talking like crazy, theyre talking, theyre talking, there is only one counterrevolution, you should read something, otherwise you know. Im reading, im reading, zina, put away dedkavodka, so what are you reading, robinson cruz, this, whatshername, correspondence between engels and this, like the devil, scout, let me know what you can say about what you read . Yes , i dont agree, i dont agree with engels with the wallpaper, thats wonderful, god bless him, yes, and what can you offer on your part, what can you offer, otherwise they write, write, congress, some germans, my head is swelling, take everything and divide it. Slapped me in the face, i dont have a breech face, because you pinched her chest, you are standing, you are standing at the lowest stage of development, you are still an emerging, mentally weak creature, all your actions are bestial, and you, in the presence of two people with a University Education , allow yourself to give advice on a cosmic scale and cosmic stupidity, about how to divide everything, and at the same time. Swallowed powder from a zoom, the third day, get it into your head that you should be silent , listen, be silent, listen to what they tell you, study and try to become at least some an acceptable member of social society, by the way, what scoundrel provided you with this book, are you all a scoundrel . Well, i need a wonder so that i can develop, i see how you are developing after kautsky, zina, zina, there in the waiting room, shes in the waiting room, in the waiting room, green, like a kouros, yes, a green book, well, now water it, with libraries, the census is called, with this, damn it, in the stove, i would hang this shvonder, honestly. On the first bitch this amazing rubbish sits in the house like an abscess, not only does he write senseless pasques in the newspapers, this is also, doctor, for gods sake, go to the circus with him, just look, there are no cats in the program, and how can such a bastard be allowed into the circus, well , you never know who is allowed there, what do they have there, elephants and the limit of human dexterity, what do you say, regarding elephants, dear sharikov, why dont i understand, a cat, another thing, elephants are useful animals, well , very good, go and look at them, ivan arnolevich, my humble friend, please dont offer beer to sharikov. Dear audience, i have the honor to introduce to you the famous soothsayer, mademoiselle, jeanne from paris and sicily. Mademo is the past, the present. And the future, as well as family secrets, make a mysterious face, fool, mademoiselle jeanne. One should not think that there is some kind of witchcraft or miracle here, nothing like that, for miracles do not happen, as our professor preobrazhensky proved. Everything was built by the forces of nature, with the permission of the local committee of the Cultural Commission and represents vitallopathy, based on the teachings of indian yogis oppressed by british imperialism. I ask questions, comrades, what is the most important event in my life ahead, the most important event of your life is ahead of you, by god its decided, damn it harsh years are passing , the struggle for the freedom of the country is followed by others. Come, they will also be difficult, impudent, ugh, there is no time, sob, sob, when you dont change. Barmental, barmental, no, you call me by my first name and patronymic, please, call me by my first name and patronymic , no, by that name and patronymic. Apartment, i will not allow you to be called, if you wish, dr. Marmental and i will call you mr. Sharikov, i am not a gentleman, gentlemen are all in paris, and shvonders work, okay, i m placing advertisements in newspapers today, believe me, i ll find you a room, well, yes, im such a fool that i would move out of here, you know, arent you being impudent . Sharikov, here is a member of a Housing Association and i am definitely entitled to a living space of 16 square meters from the responsible tenant of priobrazhensky, if you please, no, i will eventually shoot this shvonder. What the hell is caution here . It will be a disaster if you allow yourself this kind of impudent prank again, i only have lunch with you and generally meals in my house. 16 irshin, this is lovely, but i dont have to feed you according to this frog paper, i cant remain without food, where will i eat, so behave yourself decently. Come on, talk, oh, talk moscow, talking, russia, come on, come on, come on, guys whats happened . Oh, fuck you, professor who stole two chervonets . I did not take. Then who . Who besides you . I dont live alone in the house. Maybe zinka took it . Dont worry, zinush, ill give him mana. Philip filipich, i will never forget how i came to you as halfstarved students and you flew me to the department. Believe me, for me you are much more than a professor, a teacher. thank you, goluschik, i sometimes yell at you during operations, you will forgive me for my old temper, in essence, because i am so lonely, fucked off, Philip Philipovich, of course i cannot give you advice, but look at yourself. You are completely exhausted and you cant work like this anymore, its absolutely impossible, but in my deep conviction, there is no other way out but to end him, and dont tempt him, and dont talk, i wont listen, you understand that it turns out that if we are caught, you and i, taking into account our origins, will move away. We wont have to go to paris, despite our first criminal record, you dont have a suitable origin, what the hell, my father was a forensic investigator in vilna, but this is bad heredity, because you cant think of anything to do with it, however, im also to blame worse, the father of the cathedral stalls, the mother and from families to the grenade, in a quiet bitch, the devil knows what . Philip filipovich, you are a figure of world significance, because of some, excuse me for the expression, son of a bitch, but how can they touch you, for mercys sake, especially since i wont do it, why, but you are not a figure of world significance, well, why, well, abandon a colleague in the event of a disaster, and yourself go out on a global scale, excuse me, im a moscow student. And not balls, which means now you will wait until you can make a man out of this hooligan, ivan danovich, tell me, i understand something in anatomy and physiology, philip filipovich, why are you asking, well, future professor, burmental, no one will be able to turn him into a man, and dont ask, i spent 5 years picking out appendages from brains, you know, what a colossal job i did, lets wash ourselves, one wonders why, so that one fine day we can turn the sweetest dog into such scum, that the hair stands on end. Something exceptional, i completely agree with you, heres the doctor, what happens when a researcher, instead of going parallel to the chips with nature, forces questions and closes the curtain, then heres a ball for you, eat it with your porridge, philip filipovich, and if you had spinozas brain, what the hell is it like, please explain to me why it is necessary to artificially fabricate a person, when any woman can. Alcoholism, divide everything, boorish pig, yes, i cared about something completely different, about eugenics, about improving human nature, but what did you get . Do you really think that i am for money, doing this rejuvenation, im still a scientist, a great scientist, thats what, yes, here, doctor, in front of me, stupid hopelessness, then thats it, dear teacher, if you dont want , then im on my way risk feeding him arsenic, i dont care that dad is a forensic investigator, no, under no circumstances, i wont allow you to do this, im 60, do i have the right to advise you on a crime . Never go, no matter who it is directed against, live to old age, with clean hands, have mercy, Philip Philipovich, but if this shvonder still processes him, what will come of him, my god, im only now beginning to understand what can get out of our ball, and now we understand, and i realized this 10 days after the operations, so this shvonder and. The main fool, he is now trying in every possible way to set him against me, not realizing, however, that if someone, in turn , sets sharikov against shvonder himself, then all that will remain of him is horns to legs, of course, only cats what are they worth, a person with a dogs heart, no, no, dont slander a dog, cats are temporary, i assure you, the horror is that she no longer has a dogs heart, but a human heart, and the lousiest of all that exists in nature , i will kill him, but help me, what is it, mom, help, what are you doing, parasite, mr. Professor on our telegraph resister telegrafovich, well, i was married, i dont care about azina, an innocent girl, its good that i woke up, daria petrovna, excuse me, please, daria, its a young matter , that you, doctor, i forbid, doctor, you have no right, nothing, okay, okay, lets wait until the morning, let the fly fly by, where, ill go myself, i ll give him a benefit performance when he sobers up, filipich, tell him, russian. In hollywood from a to z americans, b bandits, vladovin, d. Head, toes, d, what your evidence e. E, f, z, your health, we will be with and brief, k, l, lshtshfum, m. Syrup, calluses n novosioirsk about put the r rasha with a secret russian weapon, in fact, this is a birdhouse t topant at uou f vsnamznon x cold im not used to such a dubak tsesyuzhmgty chelyabinsk sha the hat is on the shanka today on the first. Old barrel cognac, a product of stellor group. This is the program, you saw the video. My name is nikolai drozdov. This was the first time i had seen such contact between a person and a whale. Is it scary with whales . Not good. He was blowing bubbles. And i gobbled it up. And i just love cleaning, we bought him a ball for his birthday, it took us a long time to choose it and he destroyed it in 5 minutes, we didnt even have time to go outside, its always new years, always housewarming, if the owner is with him, you saw the video, watch with us, premiere, tomorrow is the first one, alena aleksandrovna, lets pay more attention to work, that s all for today, youll burn the parquet in the stove, ill evict everyone, thats it, listen, forgive me, you dont know where you are now citizen and that he is not at home, disappeared, why am i not an ass locked the door with a key, look for him yourself, what a caretaker, what a scoundrel, yesterday he took 7 rubles from the House Committee to buy textbooks, dog, i can imagine what will happen on the street, i can imagine, and i have him. Im still he stole three rowan vodkas and borrowed 3 50, thats what you need, because they knew who he was, they knew, they knew, there was no need to bring the dogs into the house from the street, you need to report it to the police immediately. I am philip filipovich, i have accepted the position, bumagich, the bearer of this comrade