THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks

What light through yonder dumpster breaks? It is the East, and I, Elinor Jones, am the sun, and this is The Trash Report, and you are my Trash Pandas, and this is how it's going to go: I'm going to write about some news and gossip that I read about in other places, and I'll add a few humorous observations, and you will go on to have a slightly more pleasant day. If some interesting...

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