What's happening, Trash Pandas? Welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT. I am Elinor Jones, here to lovingly yell at you about some weird things happening in the news in an attempt to make them funny, thus brightening your day (with the humor) and my day (with the validation). What's the point of living in the end times if we can't enjoy ourselves? It's the tail end of tomato season and I just spent...