Good morning, Trash Pandas! Welcome to another Trash Report. I'm Elinor Jones, still dazzled by yesterday's matinee of the Portland Gay Men's Chorus holiday show, "Make the Yuletide Gay." I'm feeling all sorts of festive and honestly? I'm a little bummed that Twitter is an unusable incel circle jerk, because I used to like thinking of holiday-themed handles. Imagine this post being shared by me, but as Jingle Bellinor Jones-Claus. Isn't it cuter? (Speaking of...