HELLO friends, enemies, and people I'm ambivalent about, and welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT, where I frolic through the latest in news and gossip and old banana peels (or whatever), and then share them with you, adding some fun commentary where appropriate (everywhere.) Holding hands Thelma-and-Louise-style into the canyon: Let's go. In Local NO DOI The Multnomah County District Attorney's office has announced that they are going to start going after employers...