The finicky gift receiver: we’ve all got one on our shopping list this year.
Maybe it’s a family member.
Maybe it’s a friend.
Maybe it’s an overindulged millennial child in his 40s who didn’t receive enough belt whoopings in his youth.
Too late now, mom and dad! He’s not budging from your basement until his YouTube channel finally takes off – and that’s NEVER going to happen. Your only hope to break free at this point is to change your name and leave the state.
Parental Abandonment Pro-Tip: Make your exit from his life at 1 pm in the afternoon when he’s usually sleeping.