How do I love steam mops? Let me count the ways. First, I live in the countryside, with an untrainable dog, a cat that brings in unmentionables, two kids who prefer to consume, construct and paint with highly-spill-able substances, and a husband whose carpentry workshop is attached to the main house. Reader, that’s a lot of different types of grime being trafficked, daily, through the sitting room. Only the best steam mop stands a chance of tackling it.