And, by the way, in case you have forgotten what an Ewok looks like, here you go!!
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See how friggin' furry his ears are? Well, mine are suddenly getting that way too and I have had to start shaving them (thank you very much). Every time I get ready for work now I feel like I am getting groomed to compete in the Non-Sporting Group at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
This is literally Father Time's version of cruel and unusual punishment. It's bad enough that my hair is receding. Seriously! I feel like my bangs are prairie dogging. One minute they're there. The next they're not. And, don't even get me started on how the top of my head looks. Have you ever seen a true aerial view of the Grand Canyon? That's what the top of my head looks like. It looks like rivers have carved little canyons in my head. I'm surprised