Thanks to lockdown I have forgotten how to have a normal conversation
Having never possessed the gift of small-talk, I’m now truly at a loss
about an hour ago
Darragh Geraghty
No news. None at all, is what I say. In fairness, though, that’s not entirely true. Recently our four-year-old has taken a shine to an inflatable skeleton. Photograph: iStock
What are these strange words? News. Gossip . . . scandal?
Even under the best circumstances I never have any gossip or scandal to share, but news? Sure, sometimes I have news. Just not right now. Or at any time over the past 12 months.