The end of term is finally here and as the last few days of eighth week trickle away Rordon's had a chance to reflect on this term. Normally he'd be full of regrets by now, burdened down with the knowledge that once again his weekly trips to Bridge Thursdays haven't led to a fulfilling relationship, but as you'll discover when you read on, Rordon's moved on to bigger and better things. Rordon can't wait to see what 2023 brings: he's already started thinking of New Year's resolutions. Up first is only one messy get-with per week, but to be honest that might be more of just a January thing.