Satirical Semite: Reality Olympics
Jack Fincham and Dani Dyer during the 'Love Island Live' photocall at ICC Auditorium on August 10, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images)
I decided to buy a television for the first time in 12 years. Netflix, Prime Video and Disney+ usually take care of my viewing needs, but I couldn’t bear to miss another year of the Olympic Games. It was impressive to see young athletes in their prime, displaying toned muscles and incredible stamina. They swam, ran and got into bed with another. Then I realized I was watching “Love Island.”