Black market baby baby d salesmen in black sea the workers are fighting back. Thats just a small portion of the list of workers who have gone on strike or halted work in order to have their demands met over the past 2 months we have learned something we have learned that the the lowest paid workers in a company are often the most essential even if they arent the most celebrated its kind of like at a wedding the bridesmaids in the groomsmen get all kinds of attention all the pomp and circumstance but they arent the most essential they arent the essential of all the guys cooking up the pork chops and then delivering them to your tables are the truly can show workers without them the wedding gas would begin killing and eating the slowest and weakest amongst them within 30 minutes or so the only thing between Civilized Society and barbaric blood soaked chaos on a cheaply decorated dance floor is an underpaid 18 year old with a grave about you know it i know it. Besides the wildcat strikes popping up many are now calling for a general strike which seems more feasible now than perhaps ever as kevin zeese and Margaret Flowers wrote for Popular Resistance the goal is to ensure that those running for office those in office and those who make policy including nonprofits corporations and the media cannot ignore the movement as we demonstrate our ability to make the country on the gov ball make the country on governable until they meet our demands i mean i guess were also already halfway there weve torn the country into 2 socalled sides that dont agree on anything except for the fact that we all love voting against our own interests at least we have that in common. But no according to Popular Resistance there are 2 main requirements to kicking off a general strike one create National Consensus for our demands and to involve enough people to be a Mass Movement that cannot be ignored so 1st we have to decide what our demands are things like a living wage safe working conditions a rent moratorium health care as a human right perhaps a cap to the amount c. E. O. s can make and finally if you work at mcdonalds you should be allowed to stick your head under the mic florrie machine and pump cookies and cream straight into your upper respiratory system until you have a mic cardiac arrest you work all day youre entitled to at least one make cardiac arrest its only right but that 2nd requirement on the general strike list is a little bit harder involve enough people that the movement cannot be ignored one way to do it as Popular Resistance states is to build a movement of movements by reaching out to people and organizations who are working on workers Rights Health care racism inequality housing poverty and other issues we need to understand how our issues are connected so that together we fight for all of them a movement of movements coming together working together getting weird with it letting the hands of wander making out with each other just keep your masks on wall you do it if you choose to 69. 00 each going to need a 2nd mask. But just picture a movement of movements no seriously take take a 2nd to picture millions from different movements working together to change things seriously close your eyes in pictures never mind open your eyes or view because it hurts our nielsen ratings but with your eyes open imagine all the worker movements coming together and demanding a new world putting differences aside it doesnt matter who you voted for it doesnt matter your race or gender or sexual preference it doesnt matter what do you work in an industry that i personally dont like now is the time to appreciate our shared humanity and work as wine unless you work at a hedge fund you should probably jump in front of a train and castrate yourself not in that order to get a boat done do reverse do the reverse order so you can do both but its not only workers striking people around the world are calling for rent strikes cancel the rents car caravans have protested in 40 cities rents were already way to live again with even before the coronavirus the average american could hardly afford the monthly cost of their apartment even while renting the bedroom out as an air b. N. B. Posting the attic space on craigs list and sharing the rest of the place with a roommate who didnt give their real name likely because of a murder charge in a neighboring state that was what remained of the American Dream both for the pandemic now that people dont have jobs they cant pay the exorbitant rents and if the Federal Reserve can give trillions of dollars of guaranteed loans to the fat cats at the banks they can do the same for american citizens bail out main street you must now always go do it all always here go go do it now always. Well i wont really write because id be bad for our nielsen ratings but do it anyway we the workers of the world are not going to die for your hallowed unfettered capitalism your cherished Economic Disaster is we are not the expendable that was Sylvester Stallone and golf longer or some were better than them to go to payday report dot com learn about the strikes happening around the world and support the striking workers many from washington d. C. The belly the bases the redacted tonight. Welcome only cam nose to the news from behind our bloodthirsty Us Government continues their efforts to overthrow the country of venezuela last week won why go the us backed selfproclaimed president and assortment of stuffed animals he set up in his bedroom did what he does best fail at creating coups he is good at it this time and the help of the u. S. And colombia its a flotilla of small speedboats filled with up to 300 paramilitary units sailed from their Training Ground in colombia heading for a port near venezuelas capital caracas from where they were aiming to kick start insurrection can i just stop the story there for a moment and say i am very concerned about the behavior of these heavily armed testosterone juiced paramilitary coup mongers they were on a small speedboat clearly not social distancing what kind of example is that for the kids. You know children look up to seafaring steroids brained mercenary soldiers and now theyre going to think its ok to be stacked chockablock on a small speedboat during whatever paramilitary actions toddlers are involved in these days furthermore did these venezuelan cooper betrayed or even have their pure rel with them i doubt it so when they stop to decapitate the dockmaster as a arrived in venezuela theres a high likelihood they could give that beheaded dockmaster coronavirus doesnt he have a nothing to worry about luckily they never got to see the doctor master the mission went spectacularly wrong almost immediately as they were intercepted by the Venezuelan Navy who reportedly killed at least 8 in the fighting at sea capturing many others youve got to admit this is kind of sad a poor group of lowly militants paid by drug lords working with coup leader one goh i doze instructed and financed largely by american vomit to splash bags like my pompei oh and they never got to live out their dream of making money for killing people they dont know i believe in dribs i still believe. No matter what happened there. But it wasnt just venezuelan deserves involved jordan goudreau and green berets and the owner of a large private mercenary organization in florida came forward to reveal that he organized the coup attempt boudreau produced a signed a 200 12000000. 00 contract to drawn up between him and why though where the venezuelan would pay his Company Nearly a quarter 1000000000. 00 for Strategic Planning and project Execution Services but a good role was in announcing this out of shame he was proud of his attempted terrorist attack on venezuela he was only coming forward because he hadnt been paid home. How many blues songs have been written about that situation like like that one that gave me the money you owe me for trying to collapse your country into civil war for you know one of my favorites if im not mistaken that was muddy waters the best you know nothing makes me proud or to be an american than to know that despite a pandemic sweeping the world that economic crisis distorting billions of lives our peabrain belligerent evangelical government overlords still take the time out of their busy day to try to crush the struggling people of venezuela or iran or north korea or wherever they point to on a map that they think is venezuela or iran or north korea our leaders work so hard theyre burning the candle at both hands meaning the face and the both on fire at all times its due to an unnamed sexually transmitted disease but still it means theyre working all the time because they dont sleep because of the burning in their. Moving on to other Important News the hog opportunists here and the hobbles does not mean all the hogs is dead in fact it means the opposite it means millions of hogs have made the exceedingly rude and dangerous choice of remaining alive well it wasnt really their choice but these days of reckoning dont for industrial Livestock Farms oh do you. Have to go very like a pig not executed on. Several factory farm processing facilities have had to suspend a business because their workers were all infected with covert 19 which creates a major problem for the nation you see normally we take over 2000000 pigs per week and generally grind them into an indecipherable sandwich matter that is often served using an ice cream scoop by a guy whos baked out of his mind one smithfield plant in sioux falls south dakota that closed accounted for as much as 5 percent of the nations poor supply putting tens of thousands of hogs in limbo these plants can process upwards of 20000. 00 hogs a day but dont be grossed out by the word processed its not what you think processed is a technical term that actually means to stick through a blender so that people dont realize theyre eating rectums. With the plants closed down the hawg stay alive this is bad because the farmers dont actually want a live hawgs they want the sacks of money they get for very dead hawgs and no point to someone who runs one of these big meat corporations think to themselves we kill 2000000 dogs a week in this country 100000000 a year are we out of our minds i said genocide yeah they dont they dont say that they do not care at all how disgusting these plants are and thats going to go over none too well when these dogs take control of the planet and you know they will because they are everywhere theyre in our farms theyre in our food dick cheney was Vice President for steak and since weve so much force we cant deny that each of us is about 50 percent pig right now i probably am too even though i dont eat meat i mean they likely found another way and theyre clever like that clever like a fox hog fox the point being there are tens of thousands maybe hundreds of thousands of pigs that were supposed to get the Death Penalty and now are just running around tragically own lives the farmers have begun killing some of them and just burying them dumping them in landfills well i got a better idea youve got a 100000 hog you dont need i happen to need a 100000 hogs run around rampaging through small american towns in a comical way we are a Perfect Match you give the hogs to me i will then set them to work getting in the way of everything just to get the benefits theyll eat the garbage on the curves they will cause funny traffic jams those scare them out of dogs and old people and theyll serve as a food source for the tribes of federal toddlers im sure will soon be roaming the land in the dystopian post pandemic era where lady gaga lords over us all while we murder each other for the last remaining face twitter google time tokens. I think that prediction is pretty common sense. Rather going to a short break but you can get signed up for our free email list just by texting they were redacted 233777 completely free also you can go watch my standup comedy special for free at least camp american dot com ill be right back a lot more. We go to work. Straight home. During the vietnam war u. S. Forces also bomb to neighboring laos there was a secret war. And for years the American People did not know. How much it is officially a mouse pad rebounds country per capita and all Human History millions of unexploded bombs still in danger lives in this Small Agricultural country Jordyn Wieber thing going to happen i think even today kids in laos full victims of bombs dropped decades ago is the us making amends for the tragedy in laos what helped to the people need in that little land of mines. You are no offense but you no longer a young woman in fact you are one of the last living survivors of the nazi else asked am aware of it. Leverage it all you know. You can never forget they are going now auschwitz was really like to be inhaled because you would never believe it was a human ghetto to act as a copy of a course for 30 years and over the curb it it all seems so auto fire inside. When i get out on the farm saw you know what songs there are next the place in hope for the bless god heard screams. Its seemed wrong. To me to get to shape out just to become educated and in the game because betrayal. When so many find themselves worlds apart we choose to look for common ground. Welcome back im still leave camp the House Democrats new 3 trillion dollar relief bill includes money for fibro 1. 00 sees sixs which you may know as corporate lobbyists which you may also know was an insidious parasite on our government putting business interests ahead of peoples to talk more about this we go to the only person on capitol hill right now redacted correspondent i only care of on e. Mail me thank you ling leave weve got to face it asking for money is an essential service grifters got to grift the revolving door has got to spend and you have to appreciate personal grow when lobbyists went to congress to ask for money on behalf of exxon mobil they looked inward and asked what do i want asking for money on behalf of a polluting industry is not an essential service where in that pandemic the Group AmericasHealth Insurance plans worth 62000000. 00 have a tough time convincing all lawmakers that medicare for all is an absolutely necessary thats why the lobbyists on behalf of lobbyist the American Society of Association Executives along with strip clubs sued for Small Business funds who lobbyists have that much in common with strip clubs well i guess they both Pay Attention to polls they both operate in a legal gray area and now theyre both firm naked money grabs. Fair point but theres a lobby for lobbyists my head is going to explode well you should get that checked out head exploding is a symptom of corona and yes theres a lobby for lobbies you know want they should probably get a lobby for the lobby of the lobbyists on going to lobby for a lot of me after this that would be a good name for it look even though theres a boom in the high class begging business right now theres a lot of losses in addition to Small Business loans the mother lobby demanded 25000000000. 00 for canceled events and other lost revenue from the coronavirus pandemic that adds a whole new challenge you can see the lawmakers face to face and manipulate them with that coveted invitation to the Lockheed MartinChristmas Party you get to come in a costume of your favorite dictator whose country want to air raid. And we usually read democracy i think we like the dictators i also think the lobbyist can work from home they dont need help they dont need help well now leave theyre reduced to harassing lawmakers by phone thats hard work and thats why nancy pelosi named the bill the heroes act its the heroes like the ac a international the group that represents debt collectors those lobbyists made sure that those that collecting Companies Never felt what its like to 0 thousands of dollars and have to flee the country by the way im not in d. C. Im in new zealand right now i got in a lot of debt thanks to my investments and kirsch if entertainment because you tell me why you lawmakers did this makes 0 sense to pay people that are trying to buy their influence ok well the lobby of lobbies the lobotomy claims that a letter to congress that lobbyists are important conduits of information these organizations are already relied upon to help coordinate federal resources so lobby has basically said to lawmakers we write laws we do the research the reading the writing and lawmakers were like yeah we dont want to read plus senators get jobs later as lobbyists so theyre investing in their future employment its a good investment is exactly it lobbyists are and on elected shadow government of d. C. Smoothers and it should be illegal for the government to pay those theres no ban on asking for money right now so by the way i can ever like 2. 00 or 3000. 00 i have an idea for a maritime musical was going to go right up thank you naomi thank you. All right now its time to delve into some headlines that may have slipped through the cracks which we then get to hear so ridiculous bonnano a bill that only whats in your cracks. You dont want to know now so yeah so it seems like a trump initiation basically keeps asking itself. Just how much can i get away with while everybody is distracted by the corona virus and now the answer to that question is floating factory farms so. Actually has this new executive order called promoting american seafood competitiveness and Economic Growth which is basically their excuse to put cages in the ocean and pump the ocean full of chemicals because americans cannot stop eating fish therefore we have to create more fish which fish head from probably isnt going to eat unless its in a fillet a fish sandwich so ive always thought the real problem with factory farms is they werent aquatic enough. To be the most disgusting seaworld of. That were going to shut down immediately not because they abuse the whales but because of that. Oil and Gas Companies are clearly freaking out because their money because of coronavirus and so the Federal Reserve actually expanded this emergency Lending Program called the main street Lending Program that the Watchdog GroupPublic Citizen said could allow d failing highly indebted oil and Gas Companies to borrow money at lower rates i love the idea of bailing out the Oil Companies considering we are causing our extinction with fossil fuels so this would be like if someones got the story like halfway in their chest and theyre like calling for how can you come help fund the completion of the words through the chest was well actually it was really messed up about this is that there was an original rule for borrowing this money that said that businesses could have no more than 10000 people. To get bailed out again to get the bailout money and then they did the fed up to 15000 people and this particularly benefit this Company CalledOccidental Petroleum because they had 14000 workers right inside a pipeline going like the entirety of the United States has like 7 workers once its completed so number of workers is not what should be decided for bailout yeah it is. Ridiculous and so this actually in the case of Occidental Petroleum theres a big time trumped owner named carl icahn who has a 10 percent stake in Occidental Petroleum so big surprise big surprise yeah help and help out the old buddies. Yes so this is pretty good news for anybody thats like still part of the yang gang so theres a shot for us yet there are people up there might be like if there are things i like out there i dont i dont care a lot of the race months ago im hanging in there no i dont want people that are. Going to scam no matter what but this is good news for some of the people who are interested in any type of universal basic income or u. B. I. So now senator Bernie Sanders ed markey and senator can all harris are pushing a bill that would give americans 2000. 00. And adults 2000 dollars 2000 dollars per kid and it would be retroactive for march and april. Think it should be retroactive to the 1980 s. Like for that. Is a good step forward for us to realize. As a couple as well the good thing is now you have more as evidence that its better because i dont know if you heard about like that program and then land like a 2 year program where they were expand are experimenting with universal basic income and they actually just released the results of that program and surprise people were last depressed people were last that people felt more confident and they also ensure they also gasp dont work less were a lot of oh ive got to make everybody so lazy you know they just choose different types of work exactly you know as a result of whats going on in finland scotland is considering it now spain is considering it now were probably never going to consider it but i mean at least the rest of the world. Would be catching a cold well thank you so much thank you. Here are your headlines from the future this coming tuesday youll learn following tofu plant shut down millions of tofor ads run free in Middle America wreaking havoc. And next thursday. Trump Senior AdviserSteven Miller concerned his racism toward colleagues has slowed to the c. D. C. Recommended race hiding face masks and finally in one week youll hear one why dobe begins work on a new scheme to train an army of fish to attack president maduro like in his Favorite Movie aqua man that could very well work thats our show but dont forget to grab the free r. T. America app portable t. V. At portable dot tv slash download and my new political comedy book is at least camp book dot com you can grab the paperback or the digital version right now but you cant book dot com until next time goodnight and keep fighting. You go yeah really. Well its finally how. The public. Is and the media are being exposed. By know and when did they know it. Seems wrong. To me. To shape out these days to come. And it. Equals betrayal. When so many find themselves worlds apart we choose to look for common ground. During the vietnam war u. S. Forces neighboring laos it was a secret war. And for years the American People did not know. How much it is officially the most heavily bombed country per capita in all of Human History millions of unexploded bombs still in danger lives in this Small Agricultural country jordan i really dont think going to continue to happen and then even today you kids in los full victims of bombs dropped decades ago is the u. S. Making amends for that tragedy and. Built to the people needed in that little land of mines. Hello there im an english man you know watching in question broadcasting from r. T. American National News headquarters here in washington d. C. I want to welcome our viewers from across the nation and all around the world here are tonights top stories 1st and virus stricken new york the governor there now tapping private investors to help with the state who run a virus response thats stirring a lot of criticism all the details next in a full report plus hoping to boost the Auto Industry after taking a hit thousands of workers are headed back to building cars again but was this a smart move were going to discuss and then a massive x