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Vacant remedial hacks on your Corporate News shows make sure to all boyd reporting on the growing worker movements you know the jake tappers anderson coopers but i understand blitzers and. I and that one woman too but dont go too hard on these hacks. For they not know not what they do they have so much plastic pumped into their cheekbones that it causes their brains to congeal into a new good substance which mixes well with Peanut Butter all of this recipe so even though they wont report on it according to payday report dot com which tracks strikes across the country so far weve identified over 175 wildcat strikes that happened just since the beginning of march thats right Los Angeles Mcdonalds employees San Francisco costco workers tracy california amazon employees pittsburgh sanitation workers thats right pittsburgh once had sanitation workers in 50 restaurants across florida chicago arbys employees dallas postal workers carlsbad nurses san diego transit workers crack dealers in cleveland and black market baby baby d salesmen in black sea the workers are fighting back thats just a small portion of the list of workers who have gone on strike or halted work in order to have their demands met over the past 2 months we have learned something we have learned that the the lowest paid workers in a company are often the most essential even if they arent the most celebrated is kind of like at a wedding the bridesmaids in the groomsmen get all kinds of attention all the pomp and circumstance but they arent the most essential they arent the essential of all the guys cooking up the pork chops and then delivering them to your tables are the truly can show workers without them the wedding gas would begin killing and eating the slowest and weakest amongst them within 30 minutes or so the only thing between Civilized Society and barbaric blood soaked chaos on a cheaply decorated dance floor is an underpaid 18 year old with a grave about you know it i know it. Besides the wildcat strikes popping up many are now calling for a general strike which seems more feasible now then perhaps however as kevin zeese and Margaret Flowers wrote for Popular Resistance the goal is to ensure that those running for office those in office and those who make policy including nonprofits corporations and the media cannot ignore the movement as we demonstrate our ability to make the country on the gov ball make the country on governable until they meet our demands i mean i guess were also already halfway there we have torn the country into 2 socalled sides that dont agree on anything except for the fact that we all love voting against our own interests at least we have that in common. But no according to Popular Resistance there are 2 main requirements to kicking off a general strike one create a National Consensus for our demands and to involve enough people to be a Mass Movement that cannot be ignored so 1st we have to decide what our demands are things like a living wage safe working conditions or rent moratorium health care as a human right perhaps a cap to the amount c. E. O. s can make and finally if you work at mcdonalds you should be allowed to stick your head under the mic florrie machine and pump cookies and cream straight into your upper respiratory system until you have a mic cardiac arrest you work all day youre entitled to at least one make cardiac arrest its only right. But that 2nd requirement on the general strike list is a little bit harder involve enough people that the movement cannot be ignored one way to do it as Popular Resistance. Is to build a movement of movements by reaching out to people and organizations who are working on workers Rights Health care racism in equality housing poverty and other issues we need to understand how our issues are connected so that together we fight for all of them a movement of movements common together working together getting weird with it let in the hands of wander making out with each other just keep your masks on wall you do it if you choose to 69 each going to need a 2nd mask but just picture a movement of movements no seriously take take a 2nd to picture millions from different movements working together to change things seriously close your eyes and picture never mind open your eyes if you close and it hurts our nielsen ratings but with your eyes open imagine all the work or movements coming together and demanding a new world putting differences aside it doesnt matter who you voted for it doesnt matter your race or gender or sexual preference it doesnt matter what do you work in an industry that i personally dont like now is the time to appreciate our shared humanity and work as one. Unless you work at a hedge fund you should probably jump in front of a train and castrate yourself not in that order to get a boat done do reverse do the reverse order so you can do both but its not only workers striking people around the world or calling for rent strikes cancel the rent car caravans have protested in 40 cities rents were already what you to live again with even before the coronavirus the average american could hardly afford the monthly cost of their apartment even while renting the bedroom out as an air b. N. B. Posting the attic space on craigs list and sharing the rest of the place with a roommate who didnt give their real name likely because of a murder charge in a neighboring state that was what remained of the American Dream both for the pandemic now that people dont have jobs they cant pay the exorbitant rents and if the Federal Reserve can give trillions of dollars of guaranteed loans to the fat cats at the banks they can do the same for american citizens bail out main street you must now always go do it all always here go go do it now ill wait. Well i wont really write because id be bad for our nielsen ratings but do it anyway we the workers of the world are not going to die for your hallowed unfettered capitalism your cherished Economic Disaster is we are not the expendable that was Sylvester Stallone and golf longer or some were better than them to go to payday report dot com learn about the strikes happening around the world and support the striking workers many from washington d. C. The belly debases redacted tonight. Welcome only cam nose to the news from behind our bloodthirsty Us Government continues their efforts to overthrow the country of venezuela last week juan why did the u. S. Backed selfproclaimed president assortment of stuffed animals he set up in his bedroom did what he does best fail at creating coups he is good at it this time and the help of the u. S. And colombia its a flotilla of small speed boats filled with up to 300 paramilitary units sailed from their Training Ground in colombia heading for a port near venezuelas capital caracas from where they were aiming to kickstart insurrection can i just stop the story there for a moment and say i am very concerned about the behavior of these heavily armed testosterone juiced paramilitary coup mongers they were on a small speedboat clearly not social distancing what kind of example is that for the kids. You know children look up to seafaring steroids brained mercenary soldiers and now theyre going to think its ok to be stacked chockablock on a small speedboat during whatever paramilitary actions toddlers are involved in these days furthermore did these venezuelan cooper betrayed or even have their pure rel with them i doubt it so when they stopped to decapitate the dockmaster as they arrive in venezuela theres a high likelihood they could give that beheaded dockmaster coronavirus doesnt he have a nothing to worry about. Luckily they never got to see the doc master the mission went spectacularly wrong almost immediately as they were intercepted by the Venezuelan Navy who reportedly killed at least 8 in the fighting at sea capturing many others youve got to admit this is kind of sad a poor group of lowly militants paid by drug lords working with coup leader one goh i doze instructed and financed largely by american vomit to splash bags like my pompei oh and they never got to live out their dream of making money for killing people they dont know i believe in dribs i still believe. No matter what happened there. But it wasnt just venezuelan deserves involved jordan goudreau and green berets and the owner of a large private mercenary organization in florida came forward to reveal that he organized the coup attempt boudreau produced a signed a 200 12000000. 00 contract drawn up between him and why though where the venezuelan would pay his Company Nearly a quarter 1000000000. 00 for Strategic Planning and project Execution Services but a good role was in announcing this out of shame he was proud of his attempted terrorist attack on venezuela he was only coming forward because he hadnt been paid home. How many blues songs have been written about that situation like like the one that gave me the money you owe me for trying to collapse your country into civil war for you know one of my favorites if im not mistaken that was muddy waters the best you know nothing makes me proud or to be an american than to know that despite a pandemic sweeping the world and economic crisis distorting billions of lives our peabrain belligerent evangelical government overlords still take the time out of their busy day to try to crush the struggling people of venezuela or iran or north korea or wherever they point to on a map that they think is venezuela or iran or north korea our leaders work so hard theyre burning the candle at both hands meaning the face and the both on fire at all times its due to an unnamed sexually transmitted disease but still it means theyre working all the time because they dont sleep because of the burning in their. Moving on to other Important News the hard gospel this is here and the goblet does not mean all the hard to dead in fact it means the opposite it means millions of hards have made the exceedingly rude and dangerous choice of remaining alive well it wasnt really their choice but the day of reckoning dont mind for industrial Livestock Farms oh dear lord how fast go v. R. E. Like a pig not executed on time. Several factory farm processing facilities have had to suspend business because their workers were all infected with covert 19 which creates a major problem for the nation you see normally we take over 2000000 pigs per week and gently grind them into an indecipherable sandwich matter that is often served using an ice cream scoop by a guy whos baked out of his mind one smithfield plant in sioux falls south dakota that closed accounted for as much as 5 percent of the nations poorest supply putting tens of thousands of hogs in limbo these plants can process upwards of 20000. 00 hogs a day but dont be grossed out by the word processed its not what you think processed is a technical term that actually means to stick through a blender so that people dont realize theyre eating rectums with the plants closed down the hogs stay alive this is bad because the farmers dont actually want a live hawgs they want the sacks of money they get for very dead hogs and no point to someone who runs one of these big meat corporations think to themselves we killed 2000000 dogs a week in this country 100000000. 00 a year are we out of our minds genocide yeah they dont they dont say that they do not care at all how disgusting these plants are and thats going to go over none too well in these hogs take control of the planet and you know they will because they are everywhere theyre in our farms theyre in our food dick cheney was Vice President for. And since weve so much pork we cant deny that each of us is about 50 percent pig right now i probably am too even though i dont eat meat i mean they likely found another way and theyre clever like that clever like a fox hog fox the point being there are tens of thousands maybe hundreds of thousands of pigs that were supposed to get the Death Penalty and now are just running around tragically own lives the farmers have begun killing some of them and just burying them dumping them in landfills well. Ive got a better idea youve got a 100000 hogs you dont need i happen to need a 100000 hawgs run around rampaging through small american towns in a comical way were a Perfect Match you give the hogs to me i will then set them to work getting in the way of everything just think of the benefits theyll eat the garbage on the curves theyll cause funny traffic jams those scare them out of dogs and old people and theyll serve as a food source for the tribes of feral toddlers im sure will soon be roaming the land in the dystopian post pandemic era where lady gaga lords over us all while we murder each other for the last remaining face twit google time tokens i think that prediction is pretty common sense were going to a short break but you can get signed up for our free email list just by texting the word redacted 233777 completely free also you can go watch my standup comedy special for free at least camp american dot com ill be right back a lot more. The world is driven by a dream shaped by one person. Who dares thinks. Week here to ask. How does the. Priest do you think this is. The glorify operation in dying why are some of the wealthier neighborhoods its been far more contained in the numbers are much lower than some of the flora neighborhoods start to do. The same were working with going to source outside of the state because theyre just so its so unlike anything out of the. Welcome back im still lead camp the House Democrats new 3 trillion dollar relief bill includes money for 5. 00 a one c. Sixes which you may know as corporate lobbyists which you may also know was an insidious parasite on our government putting business interests ahead of peoples to talk more about this we go to the only person on capitol hill right now redacted correspondent on the care of. On e. Mail me thank you ing leave weve got to face it asking for money is an essential service grifters got a grist the revolving door has got to spend and you have to appreciate personal growth when lobbyists went to congress to ask for money on behalf of exxon mobil they looked inward and asked what do i want asking for money on behalf of a polluting industry is not an essential service lee were in that pandemic the Group Americas Health Insurance plans worth 62000000. 00 have a tough time convincing all lawmakers that medicare for all is an absolutely necessary thats why the lobbyists on behalf of lobbyists the American Society of Association Executives along with strip clubs sued for Small Business funds who lobby is had that much in common with strip clubs well i guess they both Pay Attention to polls they both operate in a legal gray area and now theyre both for naked money grabs. For point but theres a lobby for lobbyists my head is going to explode well you should get that checked out head exploding is a symptom of corona and yes theres a lobby for lobbies you know want they should probably get a lobby for the lobby of the lobbyists on going to lobby for a lot of me for this that would be a good name for it look even though theres a boom in the high class begging business right now theres a lot of losses in addition to Small Business loans the mother lobby demanded 25000000000. 00 for canceled events and other lost revenue from the coronavirus pandemic that adds a whole new challenge you can see the lawmakers face to face and manipulate them with that coveted invitation to the Lockheed Martin Christmas Party you get to come in a costume of your favorite dictator whose country want to air raid. So we usually read democracy i think we are like the dictators i also think the lobbyist can work from home they dont need help they dont need help well now leave theyre reduced to harassing lawmakers by phone thats hard work and thats why nancy pelosi named the bill the heroes act its the heroes like the ac a international the group that represents debt collectors those lobbyists made sure that those that collecting Companies Never felt what its like to 0 thousands of dollars and have to flee the country by the way im not in d. C. Im in new zealand right now i got in a lot of debt thanks to my investments and cruise ship entertainment but can you tell me why you lawmakers did this so says the paid people that are trying to buy their influence ok well the lobby of lobbies the lobotomy claiming that a letter to congress that lobbyists are important conduits of information these organizations are already relied upon to help coordinate federal resources so lobby has basically said to lawmakers we write laws we do the research the reading the writing and lawmakers were like yeah we dont want to read plus senators get jobs later as lobbyist so theyre investing in their future employment its a good investment is exactly it lobbyists are in on elected shadow government of d. C. Smoothers and it should be illegal for the government to pay those theres no ban on asking for money right now so by the way you never like 2. 00 or 3000. 00 i have an idea for a maritime musical going to go right up thank you naomi thank you. All right now its time to delve into some headlines that may have slipped through the cracks which we didnt get to hear so redox correspondent natalie whats in your tracks. You dont want to know now so yeah so it seems like a trump initiation basically keeps asking itself just how much can i get away with while everybody is distracted by the coronavirus and now the answer to that question is floating factory farms so. Actually has this new executive order called promoting american seafood competitiveness and Economic Growth which is basically their excuse to put cages in the ocean and pump the ocean full of chemicals because americans cannot stop eating fish therefore we have to create more fish which fish that from probably isnt going to eat unless its in a fillet a fish tale which ive always thought the real problem with factory farms is they werent aquatic enough. To be the most disgusting sea world and. Yet i would get shut down immediately not because the abuse of whales but because of that. Oil and Gas Companies are clearly freaking out because their money because of coronavirus and so the Federal Reserve actually expanded this emergency Lending Program called the main street Lending Program that the Watchdog Group Public Citizen said could allow d failing highly indebted oil and Gas Companies to borrow money at lower rates i love the idea of bailing out the Oil Companies considering we are causing our extinction with fossil fuels this would be like if someones got the sword like halfway in their chest and theyre like calling for how can you come help fund the completion of the words through the chest was well actually whats really messed up about this is that there was an original rule for borrowing this money that said that businesses could have no more than 10000 people. To get bailed out again to get the bailout money and then they did the fed up to 15000 people and this. Particularly benefit if this Company Called Occidental Petroleum because they had 14000 workers right inside a pipeline going like the entirety of the United States has like 7 workers once its completed so number of workers is not what should be decided for bailouts yeah and its ridiculous and so this actually in the case of Occidental Petroleum theres a big time trump donor named carl icahn who has a 10 percent stake in Occidental Petroleum so big brother big surprise help in helping out the old buddies. Yes so this is pretty good news for anybody thats like still part of the yang gang so theres a shop for us to add there yes there are people out there might feel like theyre essentially now they are the i dont care of the rise months ago im hanging in there no i dont think people that are. Out of camp no matter what but this is good news for some of the people who are interested in any type of universal basic income or u. B. I. So now that it is very Sanders Ed Markey and senator can all harris are pushing a bill that would give americans 2000. 00. And to the adults 2000 dollars 2000 dollars per kid and it would be retroactive for march and april down with. Think it should be retroactive to the 1980 s. Id like for that you are of a basic income is a good step forward for us to realize how late stage capitalism capitalism is well the good thing is now you have more as evidence that its better because i dont know if you heard about like that program in finland like a 2 year program where they were expand our experiment with universal basic income and they actually just released the results of that program and surprise people were less depressed people relapse sad people felt more confident and they all are to make sure they also gasp dont work less like oh ive got to make everybody. So lazy no they just choose different types of work exactly so as a result of whats going on a fan one scotland is considering it now spain is considering it now were probably never going to consider it but i mean at least the rest of the world. May be catching a cold well thanks it was only thank you. Here are your headlines from the future this coming tuesday youll learn following tofu plant shutdown millions of tofor ads run free in Middle America wreaking havoc thats not good and next thursday trump Senior Adviser Steven Miller concerned his racism toward colleagues has slowed do the c. D. C. Recommended race hiding face masks. And finally in one week youll hear one why dobe begins work on a new scheme to train an army of fish to attack president maduro like in his Favorite Movie aqua man that could very well work thats our show but dont forget to grab the free r. T. America app portable t. V. 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This is the one business show you cant afford to miss friendship or in washington coming up to while away is back in the limelight at the u. S. Has ramped up its battle against the Chinese Telecom giant this wallace has seen rising tensions with the peoples republic we take a deep dive on the conflict. And such hope in 1000 pandemic continues to rage on investors are seen to a hedge and its a conflict between old reliable and the new school we break it down